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Blame Messi for Chelsea's Bliss | theagitatist | 0 | 16 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,346,175,656 | soccer | yyz6d |
They should have an experiment One community will agree to own no firearms, and must depend solely on police protection Another community will be made up only of homeowners who own firearms Which town do you think would have a lower crime rate? | njrhall | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,180,492 | guns | c602w3i |
Yeah I don't like the idea of the creator of the universe reaching out to us and dying for us either | klinonx | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,241,630 | Christianity | c60ffjt |
Obsidian: "We Would So Love To" Make KOTOR 3 | insane0hflex | 414 | 574 | 160 | 2012-08 | 1,346,172,161 | Games | yyvl0 |
How could they make a proper sequal without retconning all of TOR? | chocolatekeith | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,186,091 | Games | c604hmn |
Reboot the series! | ghostrider176 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,189,022 | Games | c605bav |
Obama administration to set new fuel efficiency standards requiring cars in the USA average 54.5 miles per gallon by the year 2025 | EthicalReasoning | 1,586 | 2,771 | 1,185 | 2012-08 | 1,346,171,037 | politics | yyui4 |
Caught getting in to the cookies! | My_Wife_Doesnt_Know | 774 | 6,500 | 5,726 | 2012-08 | 1,346,169,929 | funny | yytcv |
Because tits... | mightbetrolling | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,189,867 | funny | c605jju |
The Broncos by a large margin. | No_Pepper | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,172,551 | nfl | c600kfp |
In Stanzi we trust! | Timmmah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,177,497 | nfl | c6020wd |
Every week at the gym | yamarwook | 83 | 88 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,346,165,726 | Basketball | yyp3o |
Wait, you guys play with 3's? | The_Chief | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,194,207 | Basketball | c606nej |
Seems in pick up games that's the only way to score | I_am_computer_blue | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,211,395 | Basketball | c60az3r |
TIL Katarina was played in 117,46% of normal games at the day of her rework. | przybytek | 802 | 1,220 | 418 | 2012-08 | 1,346,165,405 | leagueoflegends | yyor5 |
It made me sad that day, people dodge when I grab kat, then feed when they get kat and just dont build right and dont know whats wrong, Im a kat player, and this had to be the saddest day of my life, but I do like the rework in some ways | E7C69 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,166,644 | leagueoflegends | c5zywic |
There has to be one out there | [deleted] | 1,251 | 7,571 | 6,320 | 2012-08 | 1,346,165,223 | AdviceAnimals | yyol7 |
Please, isn't it obvious that *real* nerds are the victims here? | blart_history | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,184,860 | AdviceAnimals | c604518 |
seriously guys | Wykrm | 603 | 4,590 | 3,987 | 2012-08 | 1,346,161,409 | AdviceAnimals | yyl6x |
Yeah, puns are super unpopular on reddit. | Zeppelanoid | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,173,708 | AdviceAnimals | c600wjq |
they may say poor lazy people but they mean black people. | xkillx | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,175,583 | politics | c601g74 |
...Unless you're in Texas, and then it's the Mexicans. | keithrc | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,179,701 | politics | c602ny4 |
Social Security is screwing us over, but lets not get rid of it or anything like that. | RadioFreeReddit | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,206,092 | politics | c609lrl |
Calico | HotelCoralEssex | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,163,151 | guns | c5zy1zy |
As someone from Dudley... You're all upper-class gobshites. | Dark_ph0enix | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,181,894 | britishproblems | c603aik |
When I see an obese person in an electric scooter at the grocery store with a cart full of junk food | BrushGoat | 1,008 | 6,119 | 5,111 | 2012-08 | 1,346,160,111 | AdviceAnimals | yyk5d |
I still remember hearing all the whinging about this event, it was great though | ho666 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,160,300 | wow | c5zxgx0 |
as I remember it people were stopped from leveling as fast as they could by it, which as we all know is a crime | ho666 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,164,634 | wow | c5zyedb |
Disable Java NOW, users told, as 0-day exploit hits web | KAPT_Kipper | 2,594 | 9,637 | 7,043 | 2012-08 | 1,346,158,295 | technology | yyiu7 |
so how do you disable java? | Bigdave28 | 1,588 | 1,588 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,162,816 | technology | c5zxz97 |
Why isn't it on Firefox's plugin blacklist? | argv_minus_one | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,166,485 | technology | c5zyuzn |
You're retarded. | 02471 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,170,489 | technology | c5zzz7i |
But what if I need it? | dtfinch | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,176,543 | technology | c601qm8 |
Rush Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convention | twolf1 | 1,778 | 4,309 | 2,531 | 2012-08 | 1,346,157,755 | politics | yyigp |
He is alleging that the weather service liberals knew their forecast would be followed by more people if the Hurricane were headed for the Republican convention - Nothing about Obama. | officialbsdetector | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,171,780 | politics | c600cdn |
At least no one is smoking that devil-weed or there would be even more deaths. | Duthos | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,190,472 | news | c605pd2 |
Looks about right | face-cake | 1,617 | 10,387 | 8,770 | 2012-08 | 1,346,156,303 | funny | yyhkd |
Omg this is so sexist. | lepuma | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,172,187 | funny | c600gm8 |
By extrapolation from data via the obvious truth that correlation equals causation, of course. | Miracle_Fruit | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,164,462 | MensRights | c5zycxy |
Especially with all the help he got from the loyal opposition - I mean they bent over backwards to compromise and get things working again, but nooooo, Obama wouldn't even work with them. | Havoc_101 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,162,353 | politics | c5zxvn2 |
Paying For Good God Reviews | rriggs | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,346,154,880 | atheism | yygob |
God works in mysterious ways. | CharlieDarwin2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,155,476 | atheism | c5zwp55 |
It is the radio waves that cause the cancer, it is the content of those waves. | nanan00 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,170,885 | skeptic | c60036x |
How little things influence us 12 years later. | nihoh | 4 | 83 | 79 | 2012-08 | 1,346,154,159 | DotA2 | yyg6t |
Man, I remember that Swamp of Sorrows WoW screenshot from when info on WoW was just starting to trickle on the internet. | hubeijames | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,156,554 | DotA2 | c5zwufn |
I remember when Blizzard made good games. | TheREALPizzaSHARK | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,161,092 | DotA2 | c5zxmhr |
Hey, come on guys, I'm sure Blizzard Dota will be great! | curtmack | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,162,089 | DotA2 | c5zxtn0 |
Basil Zempilas by a country mile. | heygabbagabba | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,154,038 | AFL | c5zwipo |
Donald Trump Makes An Ass Of Himself In Florida, Surprises No One | mr_majorly | 1,730 | 4,453 | 2,723 | 2012-08 | 1,346,153,604 | politics | yyfvh |
If only we could ask for Mitt Romney's tax forms with the same tenacity they keep on the birth certificate. | woze | 416 | 416 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,161,776 | politics | c5zxre9 |
Haven't you heard - asking him financial questions all of a sudden goes against his religious beliefs, so doing so is not allowed in this Christian nation of ours. | PurpleCapybara | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,162,923 | politics | c5zy051 |
I've looked at this blog's articles and see no apparent bias | Demolisho | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,167,409 | politics | c5zz3vx |
Showed up on my FB feed, totally cracked me up | Ffauxx | 729 | 6,055 | 5,326 | 2012-08 | 1,346,152,970 | funny | yyfl7 |
Seeing a picture before means you have no life. | Apollo64 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,185,579 | funny | c604cdd |
In support of no-downvotes subreddits, he has a point. | fateswarm | 726 | 4,649 | 3,923 | 2012-08 | 1,346,147,684 | funny | yyd8d |
i agree with fry, but what does that have to do with the no downvotes? | whooooshh | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,149,391 | funny | c5zw1k9 |
If you have not noticed, reddit has gone down hill since some folks came here who think the downvote button is the "YOU'RE WRONG" button | ItscalledCannabis | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,166,442 | funny | c5zyuk4 |
Nobody died, Syphon Lied! | evilsibe | 35 | 59 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,346,147,499 | furry | yyd5s |
Big surprise there.... | EccentricWyvern | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,148,912 | furry | c5zvzzy |
An Iraqi child, drawing airplanes that are dropping bombs, with a marker taped to his amputated arm | RootsmanSam | 1,713 | 6,506 | 4,793 | 2012-08 | 1,346,144,404 | pics | yybvz |
What did people think the "Shock and Awe" bullshit they were cheering for was doing? | Zahne1977 | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,158,239 | pics | c5zx3l7 |
Yeah, America is never criticized about the wars on Reddit. | lustre12 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,169,713 | pics | c5zzrdf |
Shut your bong hole hippie! | Valency | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,141,166 | trance | c5zv866 |
Got me a Keldeo! | [deleted] | 0 | 8 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,128,581 | pokemon | yy22z |
Oh boy, how did you manage that? | Digipatd | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,166,164 | pokemon | c5zys24 |
A beautiful picture of the young gentleman who decided to take a gun and shoot somebody on the first day of school here in Maryland. | nickmac29 | 3 | 11 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,128,491 | WTF | yy206 |
I don't see what's the big deal, it's the gun's fault he shot people. | mechanicalhorizon | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,128,799 | WTF | c5zt4jj |
Not sure if disease, or bad parenting. | postnick | 1,068 | 1,932 | 864 | 2012-08 | 1,346,123,514 | WTF | yxx1x |
This is what happens when you smoke and drink while your pregnant (most likely) | reogin | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,164,511 | WTF | c5zydcd |
The Republican Party is calling for a crackdown on pornography in a move that could pit social conservatives against hotel operators, television providers and other businesses that profit from the sale of sexually explicit material. | davidreiss666 | 1,217 | 1,850 | 633 | 2012-08 | 1,346,123,266 | politics | yxws3 |
If nudity doesn't kill people, why did we have soldiers exploding in Iraq because of what some of the locals had under their clothes? | tidux | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,165,579 | politics | c5zymnp |
Wow, thank god the box with text in it repeated some of the words in the picture, or I may never have seen them. | Hunterkiller00 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,148,270 | ForeverAlone | c5zvxyl |
Speaker of The House, John Boehner Says (Out Loud) He Hopes Blacks and Latinos 'Won't Show Up' This Election. | GonzoVeritas | 529 | 2,568 | 2,039 | 2012-08 | 1,346,120,492 | politics | yxtn7 |
I read the entire article twice, but I missed the part where he said "I'm hoping blacks and latinos don't show up." | Qkix | 365 | 365 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,120,983 | politics | c5zr7st |
then why arent we downvoting it? | Roseysdaddy | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,157,699 | politics | c5zx0ik |
Best high school quote ever | sirkingsleyz | 1,237 | 4,233 | 2,996 | 2012-08 | 1,346,120,244 | funny | yxtd2 |
Does anyone here believe Apple isn't about to introduce the iPad Mini, and the rumors and reports are mistaken? | hardwarequestions | 71 | 95 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,346,119,246 | apple | yxs9q |
This cant be good... Time to RMA | cmdbash | 27 | 35 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,115,542 | Nexus7 | yxobt |
I think you have the screen flickering problem, lots of people seem to have that. | Avielus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,164,718 | Nexus7 | c5zyf20 |
Brought down by fire, that's a good one. | newsens | 47 | 65 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,346,115,090 | 911truth | yxnss |
Ronald Reagan: "Do you think the millionaire aught to pay more in taxes than the bus driver, or less?" | PoliticBot | 10 | 12 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,284,464 | POLITIC | z1r6r |
well this was a waste of time | ercsquad | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,293,757 | dayz | c60rte8 |
how is he ALWAYS so photogenic/good looking | overthetop88 | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,289,488 | nfl | c60qtrz |
He's the best looking QB in NFL history | [deleted] | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,302,652 | nfl | c60tm1d |
okay, i dont want to be a homer, but ben is pretty damn sexy | overthetop88 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,302,962 | nfl | c60tnyj |
Awesome and cheap method for smooth camera pans...all you need is a rubber band! | dirtyfries | 26 | 34 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,281,220 | videography | z1nm7 |
Walking down the beach when this washed up. | JasonChampagne | 557 | 783 | 226 | 2012-08 | 1,346,278,806 | WTF | z1l3e |
I wonder if anyone on reddit won't get this. | ChuckYeah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,288,214 | WTF | c60qj94 |
Only 90s kids will get this | noahthewale | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,291,446 | WTF | c60ra3o |
Late August Patch Notes | msandbot | 507 | 643 | 136 | 2012-08 | 1,346,278,491 | leagueoflegends | z1kph |
A former intern recently posted on reddit somewhere that some designers at Riot considered Gragas sleeper OP as of a year ago, and were waiting for him to become popular to nerf him to where he deserved | tinkady | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,284,329 | leagueoflegends | c60ppz5 |
The reason Gragas has been popular lately is because he has gotten majorly buffed over the past 2-3 months. | [deleted] | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,285,405 | leagueoflegends | c60pyw5 |
Yeah that must explain why they buffed him. | Supreme12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,289,962 | leagueoflegends | c60qxsj |
Yay more shen nerfs! | UndeadAnubis | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,311,942 | leagueoflegends | c60uzwk |
Patchnotes in a nutshell: "Let's take everything that was popular in the latest tournaments and nerf the living bejebus out of it." | Cauchemar89 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,314,371 | leagueoflegends | c60va0o |
The obvious reason people are doing things is because they are overpowered and need to be nerfed. | path411 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,339,720 | leagueoflegends | c60yxp9 |
The Apollo 11 landing site compared to a baseball diamond | mjk1093 | 356 | 428 | 72 | 2012-08 | 1,346,278,047 | space | z1k6z |
Those dude's totally do not know how to play baseball. | LearnedToLoveTheBomb | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,313,088 | space | c60v4yp |
I went in to it with no expectations and still came out disappointed. | MrBobDobalini | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,277,909 | AskReddit | c60oach |
Cool Room and garden furnishing ideas (snapshot 12w34b) | patchyweasel | 767 | 1,023 | 256 | 2012-08 | 1,346,276,124 | Minecraft | z1hmz |
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