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Blame Messi for Chelsea's Bliss
theagitatist
0
16
18
2012-08
1,346,175,656
soccer
yyz6d
They should have an experiment One community will agree to own no firearms, and must depend solely on police protection Another community will be made up only of homeowners who own firearms Which town do you think would have a lower crime rate?
njrhall
4
4
0
2012-08
1,346,180,492
guns
c602w3i
Yeah I don't like the idea of the creator of the universe reaching out to us and dying for us either
klinonx
3
3
0
2012-08
1,346,241,630
Christianity
c60ffjt
Obsidian: "We Would So Love To" Make KOTOR 3
insane0hflex
414
574
160
2012-08
1,346,172,161
Games
yyvl0
How could they make a proper sequal without retconning all of TOR?
chocolatekeith
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,186,091
Games
c604hmn
Reboot the series!
ghostrider176
-1
-1
0
2012-08
1,346,189,022
Games
c605bav
Obama administration to set new fuel efficiency standards requiring cars in the USA average 54.5 miles per gallon by the year 2025
EthicalReasoning
1,586
2,771
1,185
2012-08
1,346,171,037
politics
yyui4
Caught getting in to the cookies!
My_Wife_Doesnt_Know
774
6,500
5,726
2012-08
1,346,169,929
funny
yytcv
Because tits...
mightbetrolling
23
23
0
2012-08
1,346,189,867
funny
c605jju
The Broncos by a large margin.
No_Pepper
-3
-3
0
2012-08
1,346,172,551
nfl
c600kfp
In Stanzi we trust!
Timmmah
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,177,497
nfl
c6020wd
Every week at the gym
yamarwook
83
88
5
2012-08
1,346,165,726
Basketball
yyp3o
Wait, you guys play with 3's?
The_Chief
3
3
0
2012-08
1,346,194,207
Basketball
c606nej
Seems in pick up games that's the only way to score
I_am_computer_blue
6
6
0
2012-08
1,346,211,395
Basketball
c60az3r
TIL Katarina was played in 117,46% of normal games at the day of her rework.
przybytek
802
1,220
418
2012-08
1,346,165,405
leagueoflegends
yyor5
It made me sad that day, people dodge when I grab kat, then feed when they get kat and just dont build right and dont know whats wrong, Im a kat player, and this had to be the saddest day of my life, but I do like the rework in some ways
E7C69
15
15
0
2012-08
1,346,166,644
leagueoflegends
c5zywic
There has to be one out there
[deleted]
1,251
7,571
6,320
2012-08
1,346,165,223
AdviceAnimals
yyol7
Please, isn't it obvious that *real* nerds are the victims here?
blart_history
8
8
0
2012-08
1,346,184,860
AdviceAnimals
c604518
seriously guys
Wykrm
603
4,590
3,987
2012-08
1,346,161,409
AdviceAnimals
yyl6x
Yeah, puns are super unpopular on reddit.
Zeppelanoid
-1
-1
0
2012-08
1,346,173,708
AdviceAnimals
c600wjq
they may say poor lazy people but they mean black people.
xkillx
46
46
0
2012-08
1,346,175,583
politics
c601g74
...Unless you're in Texas, and then it's the Mexicans.
keithrc
30
30
0
2012-08
1,346,179,701
politics
c602ny4
Social Security is screwing us over, but lets not get rid of it or anything like that.
RadioFreeReddit
-1
-1
0
2012-08
1,346,206,092
politics
c609lrl
Calico
HotelCoralEssex
7
7
0
2012-08
1,346,163,151
guns
c5zy1zy
As someone from Dudley... You're all upper-class gobshites.
Dark_ph0enix
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,181,894
britishproblems
c603aik
When I see an obese person in an electric scooter at the grocery store with a cart full of junk food
BrushGoat
1,008
6,119
5,111
2012-08
1,346,160,111
AdviceAnimals
yyk5d
I still remember hearing all the whinging about this event, it was great though
ho666
49
49
0
2012-08
1,346,160,300
wow
c5zxgx0
as I remember it people were stopped from leveling as fast as they could by it, which as we all know is a crime
ho666
24
24
0
2012-08
1,346,164,634
wow
c5zyedb
Disable Java NOW, users told, as 0-day exploit hits web
KAPT_Kipper
2,594
9,637
7,043
2012-08
1,346,158,295
technology
yyiu7
so how do you disable java?
Bigdave28
1,588
1,588
0
2012-08
1,346,162,816
technology
c5zxz97
Why isn't it on Firefox's plugin blacklist?
argv_minus_one
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,166,485
technology
c5zyuzn
You're retarded.
02471
-6
-6
0
2012-08
1,346,170,489
technology
c5zzz7i
But what if I need it?
dtfinch
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,176,543
technology
c601qm8
Rush Limbaugh Alleges Obama Tampered With Isaac Forecasts To Get GOP To Cancel Convention
twolf1
1,778
4,309
2,531
2012-08
1,346,157,755
politics
yyigp
He is alleging that the weather service liberals knew their forecast would be followed by more people if the Hurricane were headed for the Republican convention - Nothing about Obama.
officialbsdetector
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,171,780
politics
c600cdn
At least no one is smoking that devil-weed or there would be even more deaths.
Duthos
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,190,472
news
c605pd2
Looks about right
face-cake
1,617
10,387
8,770
2012-08
1,346,156,303
funny
yyhkd
Omg this is so sexist.
lepuma
4
4
0
2012-08
1,346,172,187
funny
c600gm8
By extrapolation from data via the obvious truth that correlation equals causation, of course.
Miracle_Fruit
4
4
0
2012-08
1,346,164,462
MensRights
c5zycxy
Especially with all the help he got from the loyal opposition - I mean they bent over backwards to compromise and get things working again, but nooooo, Obama wouldn't even work with them.
Havoc_101
5
5
0
2012-08
1,346,162,353
politics
c5zxvn2
Paying For Good God Reviews
rriggs
3
4
1
2012-08
1,346,154,880
atheism
yygob
God works in mysterious ways.
CharlieDarwin2
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,155,476
atheism
c5zwp55
It is the radio waves that cause the cancer, it is the content of those waves.
nanan00
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,170,885
skeptic
c60036x
How little things influence us 12 years later.
nihoh
4
83
79
2012-08
1,346,154,159
DotA2
yyg6t
Man, I remember that Swamp of Sorrows WoW screenshot from when info on WoW was just starting to trickle on the internet.
hubeijames
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,156,554
DotA2
c5zwufn
I remember when Blizzard made good games.
TheREALPizzaSHARK
15
15
0
2012-08
1,346,161,092
DotA2
c5zxmhr
Hey, come on guys, I'm sure Blizzard Dota will be great!
curtmack
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,162,089
DotA2
c5zxtn0
Basil Zempilas by a country mile.
heygabbagabba
24
24
0
2012-08
1,346,154,038
AFL
c5zwipo
Donald Trump Makes An Ass Of Himself In Florida, Surprises No One
mr_majorly
1,730
4,453
2,723
2012-08
1,346,153,604
politics
yyfvh
If only we could ask for Mitt Romney's tax forms with the same tenacity they keep on the birth certificate.
woze
416
416
0
2012-08
1,346,161,776
politics
c5zxre9
Haven't you heard - asking him financial questions all of a sudden goes against his religious beliefs, so doing so is not allowed in this Christian nation of ours.
PurpleCapybara
191
191
0
2012-08
1,346,162,923
politics
c5zy051
I've looked at this blog's articles and see no apparent bias
Demolisho
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,167,409
politics
c5zz3vx
Showed up on my FB feed, totally cracked me up
Ffauxx
729
6,055
5,326
2012-08
1,346,152,970
funny
yyfl7
Seeing a picture before means you have no life.
Apollo64
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,185,579
funny
c604cdd
In support of no-downvotes subreddits, he has a point.
fateswarm
726
4,649
3,923
2012-08
1,346,147,684
funny
yyd8d
i agree with fry, but what does that have to do with the no downvotes?
whooooshh
231
231
0
2012-08
1,346,149,391
funny
c5zw1k9
If you have not noticed, reddit has gone down hill since some folks came here who think the downvote button is the "YOU'RE WRONG" button
ItscalledCannabis
6
6
0
2012-08
1,346,166,442
funny
c5zyuk4
Nobody died, Syphon Lied!
evilsibe
35
59
24
2012-08
1,346,147,499
furry
yyd5s
Big surprise there....
EccentricWyvern
3
3
0
2012-08
1,346,148,912
furry
c5zvzzy
An Iraqi child, drawing airplanes that are dropping bombs, with a marker taped to his amputated arm
RootsmanSam
1,713
6,506
4,793
2012-08
1,346,144,404
pics
yybvz
What did people think the "Shock and Awe" bullshit they were cheering for was doing?
Zahne1977
185
185
0
2012-08
1,346,158,239
pics
c5zx3l7
Yeah, America is never criticized about the wars on Reddit.
lustre12
21
21
0
2012-08
1,346,169,713
pics
c5zzrdf
Shut your bong hole hippie!
Valency
11
11
0
2012-08
1,346,141,166
trance
c5zv866
Got me a Keldeo!
[deleted]
0
8
10
2012-08
1,346,128,581
pokemon
yy22z
Oh boy, how did you manage that?
Digipatd
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,166,164
pokemon
c5zys24
A beautiful picture of the young gentleman who decided to take a gun and shoot somebody on the first day of school here in Maryland.
nickmac29
3
11
8
2012-08
1,346,128,491
WTF
yy206
I don't see what's the big deal, it's the gun's fault he shot people.
mechanicalhorizon
0
0
0
2012-08
1,346,128,799
WTF
c5zt4jj
Not sure if disease, or bad parenting.
postnick
1,068
1,932
864
2012-08
1,346,123,514
WTF
yxx1x
This is what happens when you smoke and drink while your pregnant (most likely)
reogin
-4
-4
0
2012-08
1,346,164,511
WTF
c5zydcd
The Republican Party is calling for a crackdown on pornography in a move that could pit social conservatives against hotel operators, television providers and other businesses that profit from the sale of sexually explicit material.
davidreiss666
1,217
1,850
633
2012-08
1,346,123,266
politics
yxws3
If nudity doesn't kill people, why did we have soldiers exploding in Iraq because of what some of the locals had under their clothes?
tidux
0
0
0
2012-08
1,346,165,579
politics
c5zymnp
Wow, thank god the box with text in it repeated some of the words in the picture, or I may never have seen them.
Hunterkiller00
10
10
0
2012-08
1,346,148,270
ForeverAlone
c5zvxyl
Speaker of The House, John Boehner Says (Out Loud) He Hopes Blacks and Latinos 'Won't Show Up' This Election.
GonzoVeritas
529
2,568
2,039
2012-08
1,346,120,492
politics
yxtn7
I read the entire article twice, but I missed the part where he said "I'm hoping blacks and latinos don't show up."
Qkix
365
365
0
2012-08
1,346,120,983
politics
c5zr7st
then why arent we downvoting it?
Roseysdaddy
5
5
0
2012-08
1,346,157,699
politics
c5zx0ik
Best high school quote ever
sirkingsleyz
1,237
4,233
2,996
2012-08
1,346,120,244
funny
yxtd2
Does anyone here believe Apple isn't about to introduce the iPad Mini, and the rumors and reports are mistaken?
hardwarequestions
71
95
24
2012-08
1,346,119,246
apple
yxs9q
This cant be good... Time to RMA
cmdbash
27
35
8
2012-08
1,346,115,542
Nexus7
yxobt
I think you have the screen flickering problem, lots of people seem to have that.
Avielus
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,164,718
Nexus7
c5zyf20
Brought down by fire, that's a good one.
newsens
47
65
18
2012-08
1,346,115,090
911truth
yxnss
Ronald Reagan: "Do you think the millionaire aught to pay more in taxes than the bus driver, or less?"
PoliticBot
10
12
2
2012-08
1,346,284,464
POLITIC
z1r6r
well this was a waste of time
ercsquad
6
6
0
2012-08
1,346,293,757
dayz
c60rte8
how is he ALWAYS so photogenic/good looking
overthetop88
46
46
0
2012-08
1,346,289,488
nfl
c60qtrz
He's the best looking QB in NFL history
[deleted]
19
19
0
2012-08
1,346,302,652
nfl
c60tm1d
okay, i dont want to be a homer, but ben is pretty damn sexy
overthetop88
-6
-6
0
2012-08
1,346,302,962
nfl
c60tnyj
Awesome and cheap method for smooth camera pans...all you need is a rubber band!
dirtyfries
26
34
8
2012-08
1,346,281,220
videography
z1nm7
Walking down the beach when this washed up.
JasonChampagne
557
783
226
2012-08
1,346,278,806
WTF
z1l3e
I wonder if anyone on reddit won't get this.
ChuckYeah
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,288,214
WTF
c60qj94
Only 90s kids will get this
noahthewale
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,291,446
WTF
c60ra3o
Late August Patch Notes
msandbot
507
643
136
2012-08
1,346,278,491
leagueoflegends
z1kph
A former intern recently posted on reddit somewhere that some designers at Riot considered Gragas sleeper OP as of a year ago, and were waiting for him to become popular to nerf him to where he deserved
tinkady
99
99
0
2012-08
1,346,284,329
leagueoflegends
c60ppz5
The reason Gragas has been popular lately is because he has gotten majorly buffed over the past 2-3 months.
[deleted]
69
69
0
2012-08
1,346,285,405
leagueoflegends
c60pyw5
Yeah that must explain why they buffed him.
Supreme12
1
1
0
2012-08
1,346,289,962
leagueoflegends
c60qxsj
Yay more shen nerfs!
UndeadAnubis
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,311,942
leagueoflegends
c60uzwk
Patchnotes in a nutshell: "Let's take everything that was popular in the latest tournaments and nerf the living bejebus out of it."
Cauchemar89
19
19
0
2012-08
1,346,314,371
leagueoflegends
c60va0o
The obvious reason people are doing things is because they are overpowered and need to be nerfed.
path411
0
0
0
2012-08
1,346,339,720
leagueoflegends
c60yxp9
The Apollo 11 landing site compared to a baseball diamond
mjk1093
356
428
72
2012-08
1,346,278,047
space
z1k6z
Those dude's totally do not know how to play baseball.
LearnedToLoveTheBomb
2
2
0
2012-08
1,346,313,088
space
c60v4yp
I went in to it with no expectations and still came out disappointed.
MrBobDobalini
3
3
0
2012-08
1,346,277,909
AskReddit
c60oach
Cool Room and garden furnishing ideas (snapshot 12w34b)
patchyweasel
767
1,023
256
2012-08
1,346,276,124
Minecraft
z1hmz