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"Alimony and child support was over 100% of my take home income" - A father being put behind bars for not paying enough. | shady8x | 29 | 38 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,007,855 | Libertarian | yv3jz |
I thought slavery was illegal. | davyspark343 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,023,088 | Libertarian | c5z67qn |
It's not slavery, it's fairness | cavilier210 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,026,818 | Libertarian | c5z746v |
I agree, cut him out and lets get TO and maybe 85 as well | loggedToUpdateThis | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,007,055 | 49ers | c5z2f4d |
Katt Williams has lost my respect. | Amsterdom | 1,856 | 16,655 | 14,799 | 2012-08 | 1,346,004,898 | atheism | yv0w5 |
seriously, Bill is one of the hardest mother fuckers around | Amsterdom | 252 | 252 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,005,662 | atheism | c5z23qt |
Do you really think Batman would be the type to be religious? | cerebraklex | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,023,690 | atheism | c5z6d0g |
isnt dave chapelle muslim? | SuperomegaOP | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,021,961 | atheism | c5z5y7h |
You're right, he must be stupid. | FinderOfNemo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,030,333 | atheism | c5z810r |
My new ride - found this cheap in a bicycle recyling store! | dib_dib | 28 | 38 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,002,985 | bicycling | yuz5o |
Now you should paint it bright orange. | Greenkeeper | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,005,786 | bicycling | c5z24r4 |
Know of a good place to live in Ontario, which isn't a university town? | [deleted] | 15 | 17 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,001,205 | ontario | yuxix |
This PostSecret really upsets me | turbie | 135 | 226 | 91 | 2012-08 | 1,345,997,494 | Parenting | yuugi |
Gee thanks for clearing that up. | rainman_104 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,090,863 | Parenting | c5zjc91 |
Is my lipstick straight? | Tatonk | 581 | 953 | 372 | 2012-08 | 1,345,996,134 | WTF | yuter |
Gurl you look fine. | Masterrawad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,039,120 | WTF | c5zacft |
TIL I understand puns better than most | ChrisShnoo | 986 | 986 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,007,008 | AskReddit | c5z2eqq |
TIL a whole new world of puns. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,018,177 | AskReddit | c5z52m7 |
A brief history of The US. | stars4losers | 1,155 | 6,641 | 5,486 | 2012-08 | 1,345,994,874 | funny | yushz |
We rid the world of nazism, checked the militant spread of communism, and all we got was this lousy reputation. | [deleted] | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,012,010 | funny | c5z3l78 |
It was not just you though was it? | Surrender_monkey21 | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,013,555 | funny | c5z3ycz |
Considering France's role in WW2, you shouldn't even be talking. | Ragnalypse | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,017,581 | funny | c5z4xlo |
Yeah that resistance did nothing to slow down the nazi war machine | werferofflammen | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,020,785 | funny | c5z5o7d |
As a male vegetarian, this really winds me up | johnny_seven | 196 | 258 | 62 | 2012-08 | 1,345,990,716 | vegetarian | yupre |
Yes, because shooting unarmed animals from dozens of yards away with a rifle is **so** manly. | anachronic | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,998,896 | vegetarian | c5z0ltx |
It may not be the only way, but it is a way that would work. | IndifferentMorality | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,016,898 | technology | c5z4rnd |
Yea, because that response has gone over so well in other countries. | IndifferentMorality | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,045,149 | technology | c5zbov3 |
Wayland/Weston 0.95 Land In Ubuntu 12.10 | [deleted] | 45 | 83 | 38 | 2012-08 | 1,345,985,980 | linux | yunap |
dont know why im getting downvoted, I thought a reference to a sci-fi movie would certainly get me karma. | mer1dian | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,022,699 | linux | c5z64dy |
Top 5 Surprises When Starting Out as a Software Developer | henrik_w | 1,034 | 1,449 | 415 | 2012-08 | 1,345,982,676 | programming | yulxg |
'Anti-church hysteria' spreads across Russia: Four Orthodox Christian crosses have been chopped down in different parts of Russia... after the Femen movement attacked a cross in Kiev to protest the sentence of the punk band Pussy Riot | maxwellhill | 1,920 | 6,880 | 4,960 | 2012-08 | 1,345,980,319 | worldnews | yul46 |
4 crosses over the entire area of Russia does not constitute hysteria. | africanchameleon | 1,167 | 1,167 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,989,906 | worldnews | c5yyyvk |
Dude, Russia is tiny! | steinman17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,992,273 | worldnews | c5yzbqc |
She's right. | TheVanguardBandit | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,075 | pics | c5z7fui |
Yep, men have all claim to being strong and not complaining about pain. | ChaosLFG | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,032,719 | pics | c5z8n5i |
Another DayZ wallpaper I made | eviledenx | 8 | 22 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,973,255 | dayz | yuiwm |
It really brings out what DayZ is all about, Snipers with AS50's. | isthereanecho | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,992,000 | dayz | c5yza7l |
This is NOT the Simpsons I grew up with | MercuryHawk | 372 | 628 | 256 | 2012-08 | 1,345,957,648 | WTF | yuazf |
But it's animated! | jaynone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,024,703 | WTF | c5z6lx5 |
When liberals say abortion can be performed until a fetus can survive on its own. | afolks | 86 | 235 | 149 | 2012-08 | 1,345,955,062 | Republican | yu8yd |
I'm sure this campaign will earn us all the votes from moderates that we need to win this election. | HatesFacts | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,980,763 | Republican | c5yxzyo |
How did the programmers not notice this (Sleeping Dogs) | moo8 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,949,886 | gaming | yu4rq |
It's not the programmers job to unit test their code. | DayvanCowboy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,950,410 | gaming | c5yto64 |
Homemade Skyrim Monopoly Board I made for my friend's Birthday. | wasteguru | 1,389 | 3,046 | 1,657 | 2012-08 | 1,345,947,149 | gaming | yu2ga |
Fuckin' hilarious. | Mazo | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,981,730 | gaming | c5yy2uk |
Who is this Lambert guy? | postlinks | 0 | 4 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,345,946,439 | breakingbad | yu1uf |
Friend took this from the bow of a super yacht | lithiumx0r | 2,094 | 7,599 | 5,505 | 2012-08 | 1,345,943,936 | pics | ytzoj |
Your friend is a dick | Hunter5Thompson | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,968,684 | pics | c5ywylt |
3 Min ago, wish me luck | RagePhoenix | 568 | 1,122 | 554 | 2012-08 | 1,345,943,279 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ytz54 |
Cause most people see ChoGath as a tank, and how in the world can a tank be a good ap mid? | Blakey623 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,940,695 | leagueoflegends | c5yrkd0 |
Police Beat The Hell Out Of Restrained Man Crying I Quit, I Quit, I Quit | rareiamgery | 1,147 | 1,898 | 751 | 2012-08 | 1,346,109,766 | videos | yxia8 |
yup, we need better context because there's plenty of valid reasons why police officers would punch a restrained man repeatedly. | cdude | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,142,013 | videos | c5zvbqb |
Are you implying Frat Bros can think for themselves? | gorillazbmx6 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,127,700 | AskReddit | c5zsvm1 |
It's simple | wheehahahahoo | 1,683 | 17,118 | 15,435 | 2012-08 | 1,346,108,273 | AdviceAnimals | yxgq4 |
What I've seen on here recently. | Valiant91 | 16 | 26 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,106,945 | atheism | yxfcs |
This was my house's idea of back to school shopping | Corndawgz | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,104,646 | trees | yxctz |
you're a bandwagoner if you're not from LA/LA area | [deleted] | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,109,578 | nba | c5zobn6 |
So I guess jesus really does like Democrats better seeing as how the storm is messing up the Republicans party and all | analfuck | 0 | 6 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,346,104,118 | Christianity | yxc8t |
Surely, you are the voice of Jesus himself. | IBiteYou | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,104,661 | Christianity | c5zn3xi |
The Sega Master System... and every SMS game released in north america | Knifes3dge | 10 | 12 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,103,992 | gamecollecting | yxc4f |
Violence erupts on Melbourne building site | Evadregand | 13 | 23 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,103,870 | australia | yxbzy |
Latinos LOVE Ron Paul | TomDerman | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,346,102,408 | EnoughPaulSpam | yxaca |
I'm sure they share the same sentiment about the fleet-footedness of black males. | jcm267 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,103,784 | EnoughPaulSpam | c5zmvvq |
Persistent cannabis users show neuropsychological decline from childhood to midlife | okko7 | 3,023 | 17,676 | 14,653 | 2012-08 | 1,346,099,860 | science | yx7k3 |
What is your opinion on fluoride? | pinjas | -18 | -18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,121,014 | science | c5zr838 |
Causes mind control, obviously. | Ugbrog | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,121,463 | science | c5zrccw |
Genius. | j_little | 1,769 | 32,239 | 30,470 | 2012-08 | 1,346,097,544 | funny | yx4zz |
The "troll level: master" kind of ruined it for me. | NotaMethAddict | 1,358 | 1,358 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,104,292 | funny | c5zn0l8 |
Killed joke level: very high | NowSayFabWulous | 965 | 965 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,109,563 | funny | c5zobid |
New study: Teens who smoke pot can damage memory, intelligence | I-Am-A-Banana-AMA | 150 | 213 | 63 | 2012-08 | 1,346,097,424 | teenagers | yx4uz |
Uh oh, get ready for the influx of stoners getting mad over a scientific study. | Thehealeroftri | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,105,107 | teenagers | c5zn81y |
Get ready for the influx of totally uninformed children parroting bullshit studies with political agendas without ever even bothering to do their own observations. | LaPoderosa | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,117,864 | teenagers | c5zqeel |
Gabby Douglas to Oprah: I was 'bullied,' called 'slave' during early gymnastics training in Virginia - NY Daily News | BlankVerse | 256 | 329 | 73 | 2012-08 | 1,346,095,291 | olympics | yx2h2 |
area of cirle rage | gstad | 0 | 5 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,346,092,258 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ywz5k |
Man, I sure miss 8th grade | synopser | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,092,413 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5zjrsk |
Lucid Dream | summachine | 3,120 | 17,433 | 14,313 | 2012-08 | 1,346,090,248 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ywx1a |
Isn't dreaming that your teeth are falling out a sign of anxiety, perhaps you should take a break from life if you get it so frequently. | SippieCup | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,111,980 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5zowtk |
Yeah he should definatly see a doctor about his traumatic experiences how he lost a tooth as a child. | Badong11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,112,473 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5zp15q |
Penn State to Discontinue Singing of 'Sweet Caroline' at Games Due to 'Touching Me, Touching You' Lyrics | owenstumor | 712 | 904 | 192 | 2012-08 | 1,346,087,890 | sports | ywugw |
East Monument Street sink hole! | KingLepus | 28 | 31 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,346,085,700 | baltimore | yws54 |
Meh, it's on the ghetto side, no one cares. | duderino13 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,102,880 | baltimore | c5zmncf |
One good thing about being an American citizen traveling to Japan. | Arkyll | 6 | 12 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,346,085,389 | japan | ywrt1 |
The bad part...being an American? | nipponnuck | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,179,805 | japan | c602p22 |
Proper etiquette | eclipse98 | 1,767 | 6,064 | 4,297 | 2012-08 | 1,346,085,154 | trees | ywrk9 |
Remember that address like Scruff McGruff's. | MirakeshExpress | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,118,139 | trees | c5zqh1t |
It's only aired every other song I don't know how you would memorize it | melnychuker | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,121,592 | trees | c5zrdkp |
Glad the owner of my local headshop isn't a dickhead | DonatedCheese | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,107,803 | trees | c5znw3o |
Yeah fuck shop owners for not wanting to break the law. | Bacon_Hero | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,117,362 | trees | c5zq9m7 |
I don't think there's a crappier win ratio than this game. | smallsqueakytoy | 1,263 | 3,522 | 2,259 | 2012-08 | 1,346,083,207 | gaming | ywpn4 |
who would do that, everyone here was born on January 1st 1901 | mortiphago | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,107,405 | gaming | c5znsmh |
`Ah man, reddit is huge with the 111 year-old crowd.` | Odusei | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,108,227 | gaming | c5znzuz |
Can someone ELI5 why these guys aren't being charged with treason instead of gang activity? | Kateysomething | 220 | 220 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,090,100 | news | c5zj4qi |
School shooting Perry Hall Maryand | banggarang | 129 | 177 | 48 | 2012-08 | 1,346,081,433 | news | ywnvc |
JUXTAPOZ September issue featuring Daniel Clowes. | Gigabeto | 14 | 16 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,779 | comicbooks | ywn8h |
Circumcision - this should start a nice discussion | [deleted] | 49 | 143 | 94 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,608 | sex | ywn2r |
Yeah, cause toddlers always wash what you tell them. | travisestes | -23 | -23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,088,788 | sex | c5zirp7 |
Coupon Please don't pronounce it "Q-pon"! | SaladFengasPapit | 110 | 110 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,750 | AskReddit | c5zgo0s |
its q-pawn right? | livefreeordont | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,082,872 | AskReddit | c5zh7gw |
Redditors post pictures of themselves with and without make-up: "me in blackface" | plathsummer | 40 | 72 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,408 | ShitRedditSays | ywmw5 |
Leave him alone he is clearly trans-race, he's a white male who wants to be black, that's definitely is the reason and not because he's racist at all | Miss_Sophia | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,100,612 | ShitRedditSays | c5zm1dw |
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