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There is too much money to be made from climate change denial, so despite this, warming will remain in dispute for some time yet. | bloopeeriod | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,835,912 | science | c5y7hk9 |
Right, those actual scientist make so much more money that the corporation that the denialists whore for. | publiclurker | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,843,481 | science | c5y9l7z |
What a douche | SecretlyGayHorse | 479 | 6,297 | 5,818 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,768 | WTF | yrkvg |
what is the issue? | DaveDMan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,829,849 | gaming | c5y5qx6 |
Unites States of America | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,829,952 | gaming | c5y5rzu |
DNC Chair Torn To Shreds Over False Claims | WINTER_1S_COMING | 0 | 7 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,345,829,290 | politics | yri3c |
You monster | EpicJ | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,829,449 | MensRights | c5y5mtj |
Well I have similar symptoms but i'm just disgusted of society. | eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,838,962 | eldertrees | c5y8cp4 |
Hmm, that's actually a very serious disorder, called "not being stoned" I'll need to write you a prescription.... | Peaceandallthatjazz | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,842,728 | eldertrees | c5y9dvf |
Well If I were going to rob a store I would shoot men first for tactical reasons, statistically they're bigger and stronger and therefore more likely to succeed in stopping me. | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,833,933 | MensRights | c5y6xcn |
You are forgetting ... men are ~not~ a protected class ... men are evul, oppressive, racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic bastards who deserve the pain and suffering they receive as payback for centuries of oppressing everybody else. | WhiteThrone | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,895,839 | MensRights | c5yizax |
Romney claims Mormon faith dictates tax return secrecy | filmfiend999 | 33 | 45 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,345,826,569 | politics | yrf4w |
PR, PR EVERYWHERE. | [deleted] | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,391 | videos | c5y66y7 |
wearing 2 shirts because he can't even be half naked | Wooknows | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,833,817 | videos | c5y6w3k |
GOP Platform includes Internet Freedom, language indicates influence of Rand Paul and libertarian Republicans | robert32907 | 51 | 73 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,345,823,225 | Libertarian | yrbfh |
The parties always follow their platforms. | DColt51 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,826,405 | Libertarian | c5y4rwl |
GOP Establishment Fears Ron Paul Upset at the Convention | igeldard | 110 | 132 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,345,822,859 | ronpaul | yrb0w |
He can't endorse Johnson, because Johnson has not completely given up the idea of humanitarian wars. | TonyDiGerolamo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,861,148 | ronpaul | c5ydtxv |
Women can be abusive and destructive too... | Barzul_Cupcakes | 83 | 105 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,345,822,369 | MensRights | yrajn |
I need a girlfriend... | kopo27 | 1,437 | 11,102 | 9,665 | 2012-08 | 1,345,822,163 | funny | yrack |
Facebook screencaps are so funny! | karmahameha | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,837,383 | funny | c5y7wq0 |
Dye Patterns for Leather Armour | TevoKJ | 572 | 783 | 211 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,980 | Minecraft | yr94v |
Can you fake leather armor? | thingon | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,776 | Minecraft | c5y6avq |
Recording Industry Succeeds In Ruining a Kid's Life Over 31 Stupid Songs | Yankee_Gunner | 2,285 | 7,175 | 4,890 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,913 | technology | yr91x |
Psshh... "YOLO" | bobbybottombracket | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,832,875 | technology | c5y6mfz |
When Protoss tells me its hard to micro his maxed army. | [deleted] | 0 | 19 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,601 | AllThingsTerran | yr8qo |
PSI STORM IS COMPLETELY COMPARABLE TO MARINE SPLITTING. | 111162017 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,823,651 | AllThingsTerran | c5y4075 |
And your point is? | CarolinaPunk | 242 | 322 | 80 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,110 | Conservative | yr897 |
of course, because Romney bought the election fair and square. | Razorray21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,836,324 | ronpaul | c5y7lt4 |
Are you fucking serious? | Scholarly_Koala | 1,586 | 9,482 | 7,896 | 2012-08 | 1,345,819,045 | gaming | yr77m |
I spent the summer drawing on my son's lunch bags. | welldunn | 3,330 | 25,097 | 21,767 | 2012-08 | 1,345,819,017 | pics | yr761 |
you could make that Captain America T-Rex a shirt and make a lot of money. | r2mayo | 471 | 471 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,821,496 | pics | c5y3ew5 |
Yeah, and Marvel probably wouldn't have any problem with it either. | KopOut | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,893 | pics | c5y6c2d |
If you checked his homework instead of cartooning, maybe he wouldn't be in summer school. | jamesgott | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,857,423 | pics | c5yczes |
District Court: $675,000 For Non-commercially Sharing 30 Songs Is Perfectly Reasonable | Techdirt | speckz | 431 | 574 | 143 | 2012-08 | 1,345,818,805 | technology | yr6yx |
Screw your facts and logic, let's rise up and burn stuff! | blyan | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,845,004 | technology | c5y9zyy |
Did you know that our sins created cancer? | [deleted] | 125 | 152 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,345,818,108 | atheism | yr6bq |
I'm sure they have special training that makes them more capable at managing a vehicle and paying attention to the road while texting. | stmfreak | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,832,557 | pics | c5y6j1o |
MoP: Intellect no longer increases your mana pool | trollied | 1 | 13 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,345,817,634 | wow | yr5vr |
This is new and relevant information. | exclusivelytrees | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,356 | wow | c5y66lk |
you forgot to | bon_mot | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,831,996 | wow | c5y6d4w |
Several people shot outside Empire State Building | NAWWWWreally | 23 | 54 | 31 | 2012-08 | 1,345,816,115 | guns | yr4gb |
To Republicans, women are simply the sum of their parts | TheGhostOfNoLibs | 56 | 118 | 62 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,904 | politics | yr49p |
Walking-things-with-baby-makers are meant to make babies, not to speak. | FenrirIII | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,406 | politics | c5y34fn |
Outside my hotel window in NYC. | underdog12 | 1,429 | 3,880 | 2,451 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,848 | WTF | yr47x |
Oh look a gun, the owner must be a career criminal with a long record; I doubt very much that they just want to protect themselves since the gun laws in NYC are 100% effective at stopping gun crime. | Aegean | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,834,185 | WTF | c5y6zvi |
Shootings reported outside Empire State Building | ss32 | 6 | 19 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,839 | politics | yr47m |
I thought guns were illegal to carry in NYC. | kingcobra5352 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,899 | politics | c5y21rs |
Empire State Shooting Eye Witness: 'I just saw three people fall' - Business Insider | [deleted] | 64 | 139 | 75 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,263 | politics | yr3qg |
Subiela oficialista: "No soy enemigo del Gobierno, fui montonero" | [deleted] | 5 | 11 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,815,012 | argentina | yr3io |
No puedo creer que haya gente que se jacte de haber sido montonera. | abasss | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,816,105 | argentina | c5y23d9 |
Ser montonero esta re *in* | valtomas | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,817,288 | argentina | c5y2cq9 |
The ruckus around pipelines has some oil companies turning to shipping crude by rail | Natural_RX | 12 | 16 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,814,813 | canada | yr3cw |
clearly this causes far less pollution. | MrFlagg | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,816,912 | canada | c5y29om |
BLB Gets Curious | [deleted] | 1,202 | 6,395 | 5,193 | 2012-08 | 1,345,813,852 | AdviceAnimals | yr2m4 |
This is ageist and homophobic. | RabidRaccoon | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,829,977 | AdviceAnimals | c5y5s8y |
The biggest issue of this election. | Yosoff | 59 | 75 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,809,421 | Conservative | yqzro |
That's not a tax return. | TK-85 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,816,303 | Conservative | c5y24vn |
Midfielder tells of 'terror' in Italian game | heightofignorance | 55 | 69 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,809,183 | soccer | yqzmy |
yes those countries also kept voting a scum like Berlusconi into power | trtry | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,859,697 | soccer | c5ydhps |
Adam-ondi-Ahman: a site in Missouri where Adam and Eve lived after being expelled from the Garden of Eden, according to the Mormon faith. | chingis_christ | 140 | 217 | 77 | 2012-08 | 1,345,803,803 | wikipedia | yqx51 |
UK recession less deep than thought | GuaranteedDownVote | 72 | 105 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,345,798,507 | unitedkingdom | yquvn |
Oh that's ok then | satisfiedsardine | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,802,013 | unitedkingdom | c5y06jy |
Lance Armstrong banned for life | dinker | 2,366 | 8,216 | 5,850 | 2012-08 | 1,345,786,791 | worldnews | yqo17 |
burden of proof is on the Accused not the claim; Awesome system! | nik1979 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,802,148 | worldnews | c5y070u |
Did a little secret construction while my buddy built a house, including torches on the back so he could see it at night. | [deleted] | 0 | 2 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,786,322 | Minecraft | yqno0 |
OH MY GO IT'S A PENIS THAT'S SO FUNNY | 5c0779373 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,788,277 | Minecraft | c5xybz6 |
Did Samsung Just Copy Apple Again With This 'Samsung Store'? | joelrrj | 0 | 1 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,782,534 | technology | yqkh5 |
Because before Apple there was no such thing as a store. | ucemike | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,783,553 | technology | c5xxdfg |
Tennessee (R) Senator: AIDs origin "Came from the homosexual community ... screwing a monkey..." -Stacey Campfield | verstand | 161 | 231 | 70 | 2012-08 | 1,345,780,720 | politics | yqipd |
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? | Dead_Music | 0 | 4 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,780,676 | funny | yqinr |
Anyone getting massive lag in the beta? | [deleted] | 0 | 1 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,779,346 | Planetside | yqhc7 |
I'm getting massive lag on priority key entry | Shootemsup | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,780,299 | Planetside | c5xwmm7 |
Just use the hot tub to defrost it. | Metalhead62 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,841,112 | AskReddit | c5y8xtr |
Why do Fox News Women Anchors Wear so Much Make-up? | simplystunned | 0 | 3 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,774,960 | politics | yqcs5 |
Meet the Members of the Congressional Science Committee Who Don't Get Science | undercurrents | 1,548 | 3,355 | 1,807 | 2012-08 | 1,345,774,727 | atheism | yqck0 |
I can't help but notice that they're all Republicans. | kerdon | 179 | 179 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,779,606 | atheism | c5xwgb2 |
nobody does ignorance as well as the religious right | reese_ridley | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,782,911 | atheism | c5xx8a6 |
Yeah, throwing some stupid things liberal and independent politicians said would have really driven the point he was trying to make home. | Sammmmmmmm | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,793,656 | atheism | c5xz6up |
1 in 5 Americans cannot afford to buy food: Poll | JesseBB | 1 | 7 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,772,483 | politics | yqa8x |
They're not poor unless they are from pre-1970 China! | CheapBeer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,774,766 | politics | c5xv8b9 |
The booming fireworks after a touchdown from LP Field and the 7 second delay is ruining the game. | AmiriteClyde | 890 | 1,151 | 261 | 2012-08 | 1,345,771,637 | nfl | yq9cw |
TIL that one of the jailed members of Pussy Riot is a vegan, and that actress Alicia Silverstone has written a letter to Putin requesting that vegan food be made available in prison. | justin_timeforcake | 160 | 180 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,767,859 | vegan | yq5jd |
Yeah, let's force-feed all of our Jewish and Muslim prisoners tons of PORK until they grow up and become good Christians! | anachronic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,841,846 | vegan | c5y95a0 |
No, it's a sign that they have been too soft on gays and God is punishing them until they crack down on it. | guthbert | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,938,609 | politics | c5yr4tb |
Where did I go wrong? | [deleted] | 596 | 5,844 | 5,248 | 2012-08 | 1,345,938,472 | funny | ytv12 |
You didn't put her on birth control. | frufruityloops | 763 | 763 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,947,609 | funny | c5yt1io |
Furthermore, you didn't let her get an abortion. | Sodfarm | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,967,608 | funny | c5ywu0n |
Cleary, from these three pictures, we can tell this mother is a horrible mother and it is her fault her daughter got pregnant. | lurveloaveluff | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,956,211 | funny | c5yuyiq |
Can't you just score some wood chips from your neighbors shrubbery mulch? | thebeltwayoutsider | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,029,917 | washingtondc | c5z7wyz |
Scored a 2 in 1 (MvM) | oreomarshi | 90 | 133 | 43 | 2012-08 | 1,345,929,738 | tf2 | ytn55 |
TIL Lindsay Lohan turned down the role of Jade (Heather Graham) in The Hangover because she felt the movie's script "had no potential". | gwords16 | 264 | 387 | 123 | 2012-08 | 1,345,928,826 | todayilearned | ytm8c |
But Herby was awesome. | orthag | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,941,671 | todayilearned | c5yrrjh |
what about disabiling runes and masteris every1 would be in the same position this way. | Bozzy69 | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,934,235 | leagueoflegends | c5yq83e |
And what about random runes for every body? | littlesurfeur | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,937,064 | leagueoflegends | c5yqt42 |
Saw this on my brothers facebook...I wish we weren't related... Tacky. | SnowflakeRene | 284 | 340 | 56 | 2012-08 | 1,345,925,852 | facepalm | ytjcf |
I'm sure he paid *a lot* for this tattoo. | LadyShakespeare | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,996,088 | facepalm | c5z00xe |
Braided Spaghetti Bread. | codithou | 1,375 | 2,146 | 771 | 2012-08 | 1,345,924,491 | food | ythwx |
Needs more carbs. | skellener | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,963,701 | food | c5ywba8 |
TIL that between 1909 and 1964, more than 20,000 people California were declared "unfit to propagate" and were forced to be sterilized against their will for "race betterment". | bessiemucho | 1,536 | 3,232 | 1,696 | 2012-08 | 1,345,924,067 | todayilearned | ythhe |
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