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Behind the Cost: What It Takes to Build a Successful App | moctodtidderptth | 60 | 93 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,153 | geek | ywmnj |
$3M well spent | adunski | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,083,604 | cincinnati | c5zhe4f |
Anti-Gay Activist and Prop 8 Donor Charged With Sexually Assaulting Young Boys | johnnr2 | 2,765 | 15,524 | 12,759 | 2012-08 | 1,346,077,664 | politics | ywkfv |
TIL up to 50% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, most before the woman even knows she's pregnant. | Peanutmms | 91 | 120 | 29 | 2012-08 | 1,346,077,543 | todayilearned | ywkbw |
The Effect of the Hook Up Culture on Men | Indy1 | 6 | 20 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,346,076,847 | sex | ywjr1 |
Sign a defensive midfielder as backup to Carrick FFS. | aloneinlove | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,077,545 | reddevils | c5zfwp5 |
The GOP, the party of "family values" tend to spend twice as much as Democrats at strip clubs during their conventions. | [deleted] | 1,951 | 5,701 | 3,750 | 2012-08 | 1,346,075,149 | politics | ywifu |
I hope the paparazzi get some nice candid pictures of either politicians or known conservative activists leaving strip clubs at 4am in the morning. | lillebusy | 198 | 198 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,081,124 | politics | c5zgrb3 |
I do believe the ones that serve alcohol are only topless. | Detry | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,086,042 | politics | c5zi0o9 |
Always with the Canadians bragging how good they got it. | simplystunned | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,088,438 | politics | c5zio8m |
Yeah, all you have to do is assume sole responsibility for the hygienic state of a shared space! | firebadmattgood | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,078,880 | AskReddit | c5zg7qt |
Never have I facepalmed so hard. | Firemaniac | 2,254 | 5,217 | 2,963 | 2012-08 | 1,346,071,195 | facepalm | ywfoh |
I think it's important that we destroy teacher unions and reduce school funding more. | FountainsOfFluids | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,084,654 | facepalm | c5zhns0 |
Lack of cooperation stymies most shooting cases, Tribune finds | joetba | 21 | 30 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,070,072 | chicago | ywf07 |
Family upset after eight BAYANET cops broke open their front door, ransacking the home to seize marijuana, cash and property | maxwellhill | 61 | 112 | 51 | 2012-08 | 1,346,069,718 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | ywesi |
Nanny Statist V Libertarian | spatchcock | 27 | 35 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,069,530 | Libertarian | yweof |
Forcing restaurants to serve meals in portions that are under 800 calories would surely be reasonable under the purview of a government that cares about public health, no? | shauncorleone | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,083,080 | Libertarian | c5zh9gc |
So my wife bought a Pig Clock for our nephew... :\ | punktual | 1,377 | 6,771 | 5,394 | 2012-08 | 1,346,069,510 | funny | ywenr |
**NSFW** | qda | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,088,189 | funny | c5zilro |
Google responds to Apple v. Samsung verdict: most claims 'don't relate' to 'core Android' | The Verge | CANCER_PUNCH | 78 | 128 | 50 | 2012-08 | 1,346,068,576 | technology | ywe5o |
Apple claims a patent on "a rectangular computing device" so yeah, I suppose that doesn't apply to the core Android system. | ProtoDong | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,089,209 | technology | c5zivtz |
Pediatricians Decide Boys Are Better Off Circumcised Than Not : Shots - Health Blog : NPR | 7oby | 71 | 106 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,346,064,654 | MensRights | ywcdt |
Is a $675,000 fine for sharing 31 pirated songs too much? | 279lobed2 | 2,124 | 9,066 | 6,942 | 2012-08 | 1,346,062,363 | technology | ywbgx |
Clever 11 year old | Centais | 861 | 4,792 | 3,931 | 2012-08 | 1,346,056,887 | gaming | yw9ak |
I'm pretty sure most 11 year olds can read | mcslayer | 712 | 712 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,057,792 | gaming | c5zdhay |
how was that obvious | lonesoldier4789 | 732 | 732 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,072,755 | gaming | c5zf01n |
It was obvious because kids start going at school around the age of 5. | [deleted] | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,074,203 | gaming | c5zf8os |
How in the hell do you go AT school? | migali | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,079,106 | gaming | c5zg9r6 |
Sorry for not being perfectly bilingual =_= | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,079,512 | gaming | c5zgd8h |
I *wish* hitler was muslim. | takennickname | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,070,539 | exmuslim | c5zeosa |
He was not a true muslim, brother! | sukagambar | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,197,043 | exmuslim | c607ccd |
Samsung unveils Galaxy Player 5.8, pockets everywhere brace for impact -- Engadget | jenbsb | 22 | 40 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,346,049,461 | technology | yw5sf |
Suicide Bomber Aftermath | The_Friskiest_Dingo | 392 | 572 | 180 | 2012-08 | 1,346,045,718 | WTF | yw3ao |
So..... He died? | batteriesincl | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,046,218 | WTF | c5zbw3d |
I think there's still a chance he's alive! | Dominolindsay | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,049,957 | WTF | c5zcj3o |
Magnitude 7.4 earthquake strikes off the coast of El Salvador | hb_alien | 68 | 99 | 31 | 2012-08 | 1,346,043,806 | worldnews | yw1u2 |
That's swell. | didaskaleinophobic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,051,969 | worldnews | c5zctcw |
Tim Tebows pass to the Panthers defense! | overthetop88 | 273 | 331 | 58 | 2012-08 | 1,346,042,152 | nfl | yw0g3 |
God this season is going to fucking suck. | adremeaux | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,077,642 | nfl | c5zfxgo |
True Story! | [deleted] | 463 | 781 | 318 | 2012-08 | 1,346,041,466 | Demotivational | yvzut |
Some dick took up the only two spaces left at the mall today.. Did I do good? | smartcar | 1,088 | 10,646 | 9,558 | 2012-08 | 1,346,038,829 | funny | yvxg9 |
Parking spaces aren't really "required places to park" so much as they are suggestions on where to park. | EliaTheGiraffe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,072,255 | funny | c5zexcz |
Nearly 60% of American college students are female; every state but Utah has more women than men in college -- x-post from TIL | stemgang | 50 | 65 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,346,037,373 | MensRights | yvw1w |
womonz are just the smarter gender. | rottingchrist | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,039,191 | MensRights | c5zad1y |
Mike is the man | dishnasty | 745 | 911 | 166 | 2012-08 | 1,346,035,629 | breakingbad | yvubx |
The EXIT sign behind Mike seems so ominous | sudevsen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,056,687 | breakingbad | c5zddgd |
FORESHADOWING | Inertiatic___ESP | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,073,843 | breakingbad | c5zf6da |
870 express barel wobble I just picked up a new 870 express and the barrel moves ever so slightly is this normal should it affect any thing and ive tightened the tube nut or what ever it is called | dukeernst | 6 | 9 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,346,033,994 | guns | yvspe |
Put a wider choke on there to compensate. | KillerSpud | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,076,539 | guns | c5zfoyf |
IAmA inbred 16 year old, AMA! | Sampson123 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,033,397 | IAmA | yvs2a |
The south is a pretty cool place. | Zeeth | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,034,194 | IAmA | c5z9183 |
A very proud and happy mother | [deleted] | 1,394 | 6,566 | 5,172 | 2012-08 | 1,346,030,627 | aww | yvpcd |
98, 99, 100... yup... 101 | sccerfrk26 | 164 | 164 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,034,392 | aww | c5z931u |
Dude, you just had a legitimate reason to use 'bitch' and you missed it! | selflessGene | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,073,917 | aww | c5zf6uv |
I believe it. | OnionFily | 65 | 140 | 75 | 2012-08 | 1,346,030,194 | gaming | yvox2 |
You're pretty cute, for a guy. | brock_lee | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,807 | funny | c5z7moj |
im a girl :P thank you though | anxiouswreck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,859 | funny | c5z7n5f |
I'm sure xD Turning guys gay for lesbians is a pastime of mine. | anxiouswreck | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,029,087 | funny | c5z7p83 |
Reddit, as a response to the worst, what do you think is the BEST fanbase? | Disc0rdedD3rpy | 75 | 119 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,346,026,869 | AskReddit | yvlpu |
yea get her drunk, that will make things waaayyyyy better | drunkle_buck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,099,477 | pics | c5zlq9k |
Aurora shooting victim's fund raises over $5,000,000, distributes $5,000 per victim. | joesphlabre | 743 | 1,026 | 283 | 2012-08 | 1,346,194,057 | news | yzk52 |
Sounds like a pretty sad medical system to me. | HerbertMcSherbert | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,223,776 | news | c60di0l |
Nonsense, America has the greatest healthcare system in the world! | TrainOfThought6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,261,093 | news | c60jyeo |
GOP delegates boo and chant "Get out" and "USA" to Zonaida Fonalledas, national comiteewoman of the republican party in Puerto Rico | [deleted] | 664 | 1,360 | 696 | 2012-08 | 1,346,192,077 | politics | yzi2s |
Republicans call for crackdown on pornography (not just child pornography) | Crasho327 | 25 | 34 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,191,976 | news | yzhyv |
What happened to the party of small government? | venom8599 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,237,258 | news | c60ey64 |
Timbers announce plans to widen the pitch at Jeld-Wen | eers2snow | 55 | 67 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,346,191,193 | MLS | yzh2o |
Nice, now MLS teams can play big boy soccer | jamesey10 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,191,892 | MLS | c6062kj |
Awful Udinese penalty from the Braga v Udinese shoot-out (Braga went on to win) | dm42 | 112 | 137 | 25 | 2012-08 | 1,346,190,212 | soccer | yzfz8 |
Hey man, shouldn't you change your crest to P$G ? | damence | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,193,857 | soccer | c606kam |
Current vote is 525 Romney to 15 Ron Paul WINNING! | TomDerman | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,188,843 | EnoughPaulSpam | c6059ht |
Yeah, but you can take out a whole helicopter full of cops and babies with one heat-seeking bullet! | Gbcue | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,259,585 | guns | c60jjl2 |
Whenever people complain about atheists being assholes. | [deleted] | 124 | 135 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,346,185,012 | AdviceAtheists | yz9y9 |
what about my right to have organized prayer in the local grade school? | kdonn | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,203,125 | AdviceAtheists | c608u5n |
Uninsured American. | Shamwow22 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,213,745 | gaybros | c60bkdj |
Oh but I thought ObamaCare was supposed to fix everything. | footnotefour | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,214,074 | gaybros | c60bn6s |
Lions trying to trade for running back | nahambrick | 32 | 42 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,184,997 | nfl | yz9xi |
Who do you think they would be able to afford, while still having a large impact? | nahambrick | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,185,183 | nfl | c6048ax |
I bet Bengals fans would *LOVE* to see that. | houstonyellow | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,209,750 | nfl | c60ajv6 |
And "they" (MRAs) say rape culture doesn't exist. | [deleted] | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,188,038 | TwoXChromosomes | c6051ib |
You will be gainfully employed after being drafted into the army for the war on Iran | The_Bard | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,184,012 | politics | c603w9y |
Most Silicon Valley job growth projected for jobs that make less than $50,000 annually, putting housing out of reach | PeninsulaPress | 107 | 117 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,181,835 | bayarea | yz6ci |
That's why congress should force banks to make loans to unqualified buyers. | contrarianism | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,203,708 | bayarea | c608zfm |
But baby Jesus will cry! | electriophile | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,217,507 | MensRights | c60ce2o |
TIL if officials awarded Lance Armstrong's 2005 Tour De France title to the next fastest finisher who has never been linked to doping, they'd have to give it to the 23rd place finisher | Jeffreyjams | 4,613 | 20,376 | 15,763 | 2012-08 | 1,346,180,678 | todayilearned | yz52l |
to those who always say "Lance did this with one testicle" I raise you a "but five times the testosterone of a normal male" | RiverwoodHood | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,198,204 | todayilearned | c607mgg |
He's ten times the man we are. | meh100 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,202,487 | todayilearned | c608og0 |
TIL to date, we have only explored 5% of the sea. | DonnyTheDead | 565 | 731 | 166 | 2012-08 | 1,346,180,490 | todayilearned | yz4uh |
If we've only explored 5% of the sea, why isn't there any fog of war there? | JackBread | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,193,574 | todayilearned | c606hqw |
100% of them however, are living a lie. | Brave_Ismella | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,265,424 | Jokes | c60l56r |
No because the watches I wear are probably in there :( lol | Hakumen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,190,826 | Watches | c605sos |
Simple solution, wear better watches. | corbygray528 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,204,942 | Watches | c609ayn |
Clearly. | Hakumen | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,208,988 | Watches | c60acpm |
An angry driver who threatens to kill a cyclist gets convicted. | DanezTHEManez | 613 | 993 | 380 | 2012-08 | 1,346,179,471 | JusticePorn | yz3oj |
Apparently you know the law better than the courts who fined that driver 565 pounds. | Hot_Wheels_guy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,214,806 | JusticePorn | c60bt7e |
Turns out Mary Fallin is just like Todd Akin | [deleted] | 25 | 34 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,178,471 | oklahoma | yz2ii |
Miners forced to give up pay to attend Romney rally | santasdick | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,177,167 | labor | yz11a |
But it was worth listening to horseshit for a couple of hours, right guys? | dmareddit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,186,348 | labor | c604k8k |
She just loves playing dead. | MyPeadyPie | 1,597 | 6,837 | 5,240 | 2012-08 | 1,346,176,525 | funny | yz08n |
That is the most blood thirsty and violent pit bull I have ever seen. | Wudjey | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,203,430 | funny | c608wxc |
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