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These are all amazing, but you might get sued for using that apple computer. | SuperSwammi | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,340,594 | Minecraft | c60z6i1 |
It's REALLY cool. | jackruby1123 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,320,757 | videos | c60vwj7 |
Mitt Romney needs to do an AMA | hotstargirl | 177 | 310 | 133 | 2012-08 | 1,346,274,839 | AMA | z1gns |
She also tends to select a male with a similar number of years of education to reproduce with, so male education is also necessary to get the virtuous benefit. | DougDante | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,300,556 | MensRights | c60taqg |
source? | buylocal745 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,300,773 | MensRights | c60tcbe |
Destiny and ROOT part ways | FlippoManiacs | 808 | 1,377 | 569 | 2012-08 | 1,346,268,919 | starcraft | z1akk |
ESPN gives Todd Frazier some love | VERYstuck | 39 | 41 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,267,057 | Reds | z18j8 |
I think I broke Scarra's minion record on the same second. | Drianus | 394 | 613 | 219 | 2012-08 | 1,346,266,507 | leagueoflegends | z17xm |
Someone accomplishes something that is very cool and difficult, better be a dick to make myself feel better about all these n00bs I get stuck with. | RageAllDay91 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,271,399 | leagueoflegends | c60mu5h |
prank backfires | trae84 | 228 | 292 | 64 | 2012-08 | 1,346,266,444 | funny | z17v1 |
I've never seen this before. | BACONINGOFTEHNYANS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,290,219 | funny | c60qzx5 |
Ricky Gervais on why he and Jane Fallon never married. | DaisyFayBuchanan | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,265,975 | atheism | z17bf |
I always wondered why America never did something like this. | nikkiekittie | 242 | 242 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,298,015 | AskReddit | c60srny |
Probably because American's are fucking dicks and there would be tons of fucking assholes pushing the button every 14 seconds because their water wasn't cold enough. | P2000Camaro | 366 | 366 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,300,839 | AskReddit | c60tcss |
Omg please put spoiler tags | StinsonBeach | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,310,708 | tennis | c60uubw |
The Lynching of Young Blacks | ThatPolishDude | 534 | 771 | 237 | 2012-08 | 1,346,263,903 | history | z155w |
Fucking backwards southerners | redog | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,320,556 | history | c60vvuy |
IFA2012: Samsung unveils the Galaxy Camera | tonker | 139 | 183 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,346,263,574 | Android | z14rg |
Can't wait to take high quality 16mp photos and filter the quality out of it with Instagram. | notsurewhatiam | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,357,074 | Android | c613nen |
LAPD Officers Under Investigation After Rough Arrest | wilkenm | 72 | 93 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,346,262,751 | LosAngeles | z13vf |
"Now me and your mom are going to take a few shots, smoke a joint, and have unprotected sex..." | keloidprocess | 842 | 842 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,266,807 | AdviceAnimals | c60liyw |
Who ever said being a parent can't be fun? | NotaMethAddict | 411 | 411 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,267,401 | AdviceAnimals | c60lout |
As long as you're not a meth addict. | AffeKonig | 151 | 151 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,271,094 | AdviceAnimals | c60mqby |
and drop an ATM on someone's face. | De_Lille_D | 180 | 180 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,271,922 | AdviceAnimals | c60n0uw |
OBAMA IS ON REDDIT | justagoose | 158 | 158 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,272,579 | AdviceAnimals | c60n8qt |
Ya...crashing it. | Trust_Me_Im_Blonde | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,272,920 | AdviceAnimals | c60nc16 |
yeah i'm voting for Romney now | RavarSC | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,274,296 | AdviceAnimals | c60nmsn |
TIL that most crosswalk buttons and elevator door buttons do nothing at all. | Cheeseomlett | 91 | 126 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,346,261,961 | todayilearned | z12z8 |
Crosswalk buttons aren't mentioned in the article, and "open door" buttons most certainly *do* work. | LDukes | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,285,695 | todayilearned | c60q16w |
so it sounds like the dvd drive is broke. | hiding_from_my_gf | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,260,007 | buildapc | c60jnq5 |
no... that certainly can't be it | manirelli | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,260,072 | buildapc | c60joda |
I'm surrounded by idiots. | Possesedbanana | 517 | 1,111 | 594 | 2012-08 | 1,346,257,048 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | z0xup |
Are you sure you didn't meant idiot's? | Proper_Bert | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,265,226 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c60l35z |
Yes, let's keep up the "think of the children" meme, so it becomes easier to shut down music sites and other dissidents. | bear123 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,332,706 | TrueReddit | c60xf4d |
I kindof wanted it to go really fast (or faster than 25mph) | kevLAXpro | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,257,461 | bicycling | c60iyst |
TIL that Bill Gates intends to leave less than $10M for each if his three children "so they can make their own way" and that the family mostly drives a minivan when all going somewhere | dealaus | 1,199 | 2,148 | 949 | 2012-08 | 1,346,256,301 | todayilearned | z0x4o |
Michael Vick 'Guaranteed' Not To Get Hurt Says Gear Company CEO | RokMeAmadeus | 32 | 40 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,256,132 | nfl | z0wzb |
Ann Romney's convention speech omitted the fact that she and Mitt lived on proceeds from stocks during their hard times in college | magneticsprings | 1,595 | 2,616 | 1,021 | 2012-08 | 1,346,255,707 | politics | z0wl5 |
Taking money from one stock portfolio and using it to make purchases just moves money from the investment sector to the consumption sector, which can impact new growth and definitely helps a company's bottom line if they are consumer based... Just saying. | EngineerDave | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,272,385 | politics | c60n6mi |
oh come now, we all know the best thing for local growth is to store your money in a offshore tax shelter. | N4N4KI | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,276,297 | politics | c60nxzz |
Silly liberal, republicans don't take public transportation. | GrillBears | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,293,839 | news | c60ru4h |
75 Year Old Grandmother Held Down At Gunpoint As Police Shoot & Kill Her Dog: It was when they showed her a search warrant, that she realized who these masked men who had just broke into her home, held her at gunpoint, screamed at her and executed her dog were - police officers | maxwellhill | 683 | 915 | 232 | 2012-08 | 1,346,253,255 | politics | z0u1g |
Ten Commandments of the College Football Season (for the lady in your life) | jallen3 | 4 | 12 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,346,252,670 | CFB | z0tg0 |
Cuz women don't watch college football hurr durr amirite | sugarkane | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,253,274 | CFB | c60ht6m |
Mars One Receives First Funding for 2023 Manned Mission to Mars | littlesparkvt | 1,618 | 2,276 | 658 | 2012-08 | 1,346,251,845 | space | z0sm9 |
Richard Dawkins on praying | UtopicVision | 1,636 | 3,858 | 2,222 | 2012-08 | 1,346,250,684 | atheism | z0rk6 |
Louisiana and Mississippi must be dens of sin. | sarais | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,270,779 | atheism | c60mmvc |
Insulting Hugo Chavez challenger is prime-time TV in Venezuela: As Venezuela's presidential election approaches, state media 'are doing totally unacceptable things' in attacking Hugo Chavez's opponent | davidreiss666 | 19 | 36 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,346,250,211 | worldnews | z0r5m |
Thank God that no one runs complete baseless attack adds in America! | DukeOfGeek | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,290,680 | worldnews | c60r3s8 |
Because that will totally help MRM. | electriophile | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,372,748 | MensRights | c617k1z |
Drunken man turns off power on poultry farm, causes death of 70,000 chickens | mog_knight | 254 | 371 | 117 | 2012-08 | 1,346,247,810 | offbeat | z0p5e |
Well I bet that fucking sucked to clean up. | Jakooboo | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,250,264 | offbeat | c60h1e1 |
I'm sure the job paid well. | Estoye | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,258,397 | offbeat | c60j7zb |
Openly Bisexual Nontheist Kyrsten Sinema Is Winning Her Democratic Primary Race for Congress | Iam_Iam_Iam | 2,376 | 10,335 | 7,959 | 2012-08 | 1,346,247,678 | atheism | z0p15 |
Who do you mean exactly? | Shainsworth | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,264,163 | atheism | c60ksot |
Now if only she were black and disabled, she would be the embodiment of identity politics. | mcole666 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,252,524 | atheism | c60hm38 |
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN | CheddarGuevara | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,254,843 | CFB | c60i8wg |
I like when you guys do that. | dahlkomy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,279,204 | CFB | c60ol0k |
A Ute in my thread...ಠ\_ಠ | CheddarGuevara | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,280,583 | CFB | c60ovo2 |
Apparently, this is what Tampa, Florida looks like now. | PoliticBot | 13 | 17 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,346,245,140 | POLITIC | z0mzg |
The hurricane stayed away because of those guys, right? | XRTWGO | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,299,517 | POLITIC | c60t31d |
Out of curiosity why do you believe there should be no SS? | sabresfan4994 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,260,504 | MensRights | c60jsl6 |
Yes because you can predict the future. | sabresfan4994 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,267,611 | MensRights | c60lqwi |
Small Businessman Who Hit Obama at GOP Convention Got $850,000 in Government Loans | DavidCarraway | 1,693 | 2,812 | 1,119 | 2012-08 | 1,346,243,919 | politics | z0m4l |
Just so that we're clear: he didn't *literally* hit Obama. | ryanmer | 267 | 267 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,244,141 | politics | c60fsq2 |
A bunch of great tips! | Faenah | 724 | 910 | 186 | 2012-08 | 1,346,243,595 | lifehacks | z0lwi |
do you know how much mess that would make trying to put pancake batter in a ketchup bottle? | capt_0bvious | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,264,983 | lifehacks | c60l0rt |
You can use a dustpan as a funnel! | calmlunatic | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,291,776 | lifehacks | c60rcx3 |
His Supporters Treated "Atrociously," Ron Paul Refuses to Back Romney | mr_majorly | 2,262 | 5,214 | 2,952 | 2012-08 | 1,346,242,943 | politics | z0lge |
i think the grand old party has gotten old enough to die. | gergek | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,253,142 | politics | c60hrxd |
It is very strong because young people don't vote. | I_Key_Cars | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,255,702 | politics | c60ihdt |
Voting is the act of supporting a broken system. | Xdes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,277,967 | politics | c60oati |
Inaction is so much better at fixing things. | Neurotikitty | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,279,350 | politics | c60om8l |
because both parties are the same | Epshot | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,269,946 | politics | c60meid |
Galaxy Tab 2 7" - Woot Sale $180 | bigtexatx | 15 | 27 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,346,241,278 | Android | z0keq |
for just 20 dollars more, might as well get a far better nexus 7 with Jelly Bean | scorchen | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,261,196 | Android | c60jzek |
But then I cant look like a retard and take pictures with my big ass tablet. | BbIT | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,262,265 | Android | c60k9yr |
Words.... I have none. | XJadynX | 856 | 8,357 | 7,501 | 2012-08 | 1,346,240,055 | WTF | z0jqv |
At least she got her hair did. | HumanTrollipede | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,252,564 | WTF | c60hmg5 |
Pretty sure thats bane and gordon | MrGuitarfancy | 731 | 1,155 | 424 | 2012-08 | 1,346,239,437 | batman | z0jfd |
Because Obama is black an they don't like niggers, specially those in da WHITE house. | LionKatt | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,228,420 | politics | c60e3pw |
woke up to this, the (Dutch) police conviscating my 5 plants! | entstructor | 451 | 517 | 66 | 2012-08 | 1,346,226,532 | trees | z0dp1 |
MRT, gotta love rush hour! | pchieng | 23 | 28 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,346,218,365 | taiwan | z08na |
Not nearly as clean as NYC's MTA | wtfamiwatching | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,288,737 | taiwan | c60qnk4 |
Lebron James Leads Team USA workout | Jackfreddy28 | 17 | 21 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,346,215,663 | nba | z06h3 |
lebron didn't have his shoes on during the 2nd set, probably made it easier | kingka | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,267,354 | nba | c60lodi |
How genius bar employees butter up customers - training manual leaked | ugly_fucking_ape | 214 | 306 | 92 | 2012-08 | 1,346,213,175 | iphone | z0476 |
He ended the Liberal hegemony on winning elections. | appzb | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,225,622 | CanadaPolitics | c60drfz |
The new CBA proposal. | readytofall | 22 | 25 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,346,207,778 | hockey | yzyiw |
i say f-it and do a entire re-draft every team has it rosters emptied and its a full on draft for every player | DeadFlyGuy | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,242,809 | hockey | c60flhk |
User gatlin exposes reddit's collective racism and hypocrisy | Guildensternenstein | 465 | 3,269 | 2,804 | 2012-08 | 1,346,205,819 | bestof | yzwex |
I guess I'll be the first to say, I think it was actually pretty well said and sort of true. | CruisingSpeed | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,221,900 | bestof | c60d7js |
I don't know about you, but if I had a special word and told a black person they couldn't say it because they were black, I don't think that would go over very well... Can we all just acknowledge that combating racism with more racism is just a stupid fucking idea? | BassheadPanda | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,229,215 | bestof | c60e6wp |
Queens of the Stone Age - You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire | TitoTime | 279 | 339 | 60 | 2012-08 | 1,346,205,571 | Music | yzw67 |
Good thing no one knows this obscure band. | TheWalrusWizard | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,252,861 | Music | c60hp8j |
Wow...I've seen some funny things hit my frontpage but this...this is golden | Cam8895 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,219,834 | funny | c60cugr |
Using import hooks to load your program's configuration | taricorp | 14 | 18 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,346,201,209 | Python | yzrgu |
because implicit is better than explicit | placidified | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,276,733 | Python | c60o13r |
Right, because why would contract law apply between private institutions and the people who fund them. | ghaki | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,226,635 | politics | c60dw1u |
You Romney/Obama war lovers are the pinnacle of civilization. | KingContext | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,223,005 | politics | c60dds4 |
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