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5/4 isn't even in 5/4 time, it's a 5 over 4 (well, actually a 5/2) polyrhythm. | i_needed_an_alt | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,361,098 | Music | c614qdk |
Something I drew earlier today | 8_bit_doctor_who | 13 | 27 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,346,305,361 | gaming | z2bql |
Is that Adam Savage? | R7ype | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,310,952 | gaming | c60uvhw |
My new favorite shirt | nobodys_darling | 42 | 81 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,346,301,284 | StLouis | z2876 |
Gotta have AT LEAST ONE BLACK friend. | mixdkinkster83 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,357,036 | StLouis | c613n31 |
A Moment With Luke Muehlhauser | Progetto | 290 | 332 | 42 | 2012-08 | 1,346,299,771 | Futurology | z273k |
Proof? | stieruridir | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,357,690 | Futurology | c613tie |
It's just a bit of fanciful thinking. | karadan100 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,362,923 | Futurology | c61573z |
Surprise Surprise | PkCross | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,296,611 | leagueoflegends | c60sgxm |
Hey, Shitty_Watercolor made it to CNN! | Sauvignon_Arcenciel | 7,060 | 38,098 | 31,038 | 2012-08 | 1,346,295,694 | funny | z2322 |
It's Shitty_Watercolo*u*r | Crying_Indian | 1,638 | 1,638 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,312,463 | funny | c60v2a6 |
I'm sure he's honoured whether they spelled his name right or not. | timmun029 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,314,772 | funny | c60vbl2 |
You're right man, I didn't do shit and *I* feel honored. | Crying_Indian | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,314,927 | funny | c60vc6v |
Don't you start, it's "honoured". | Eyelickah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,323,612 | funny | c60w6p5 |
Hiromi Miyake Ass 2 Grass | c4lmlikeab0mb | 22 | 29 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,346,290,040 | weightlifting | z1wzz |
How is it right wing or conservative? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,467,374 | MensRights | c61ripx |
Because we're trying to get change that benefits men and men have all the power and only want to add more power to themselves | EpicJ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,485,818 | MensRights | c61ud8q |
How I feel playing on this server | TheShuckler | 8 | 20 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,346,455,521 | mylittlefortress | z5tdp |
It needs more Hydro and 2fort. | beboola | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,466,686 | mylittlefortress | c61rd1s |
I thought everyone hates Hydro... Atleast that's what everyone complains about...*And then proceeds to vote for it...* [] (/twirage) | Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,470,865 | mylittlefortress | c61satc |
That's pretty much how it goes. | beboola | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,471,713 | mylittlefortress | c61shiq |
Did you... not vote for yourself? | mickeymau5music | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,478,220 | mylittlefortress | c61ts5y |
TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES! | mickeymau5music | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,508,282 | mylittlefortress | c61wl4u |
YOU ARE GIVING INTERNET POINTS TO SOMEONE FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MATTER. | TheShuckler | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,516,366 | mylittlefortress | c61y342 |
Upvotes exist to promote content, they are not for some sort of meaningless crap that has literally no purpose outside of making your posts slightly farther from the top of the comments. | TheShuckler | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,516,876 | mylittlefortress | c61y732 |
You should be able to find one at your local mall's parking lot. | EvilDoesIt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,814,494 | BMW | c63lw3l |
handheld n64.............................. | sunchow | 362 | 1,308 | 946 | 2012-08 | 1,346,449,033 | gaming | z5ne7 |
Never seen this before on reddit. | McShizzL | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,483,681 | gaming | c61u4v8 |
So I just stepped outside to get the mail and there's a cop car parked in front of my house. | PantsHasPockets | 1,147 | 6,586 | 5,439 | 2012-08 | 1,346,447,682 | funny | z5lzo |
When I was in the Army this made me want to rip my hair out. | [deleted] | 603 | 836 | 233 | 2012-08 | 1,346,447,595 | MensRights | z5lwm |
Judging by how many stories I heard and divorces I witnessed, it must be really tough to not leave your military husband. | TracyMorganFreeman | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,451,709 | MensRights | c61o0xv |
Wal-Mart Men's Washroom Indecent...wait a minute... | afisftulofpesos | 716 | 1,637 | 921 | 2012-08 | 1,346,446,368 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | z5knu |
Dragon's Cove | CrystalFlame | 1,321 | 2,550 | 1,229 | 2012-08 | 1,346,442,407 | Minecraft | z5gk0 |
TIL Grengar is dragon type | repjwong | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,447,876 | Minecraft | c61n35m |
He evolved from Rengar. | Nopantsjustsocks | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,459,799 | Minecraft | c61ptn5 |
Must be after they go AP | xoxcandyjessxox | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,463,506 | Minecraft | c61qn1s |
But obviously he sucks, he has less than a 40% win rate! | RiPotato | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,469,533 | Minecraft | c61s03b |
Chelsea probably thought Atleti were going to be a cakewalk after they out-parked Barcelona. | Turin_Martell | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,451,969 | soccer | c61o37o |
As a conservative atheist, whenever I post | tomtomx2 | 55 | 99 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,346,441,548 | Conservative | z5fle |
2001 PT just died in the driveway. | Eriamjh1138 | 88 | 98 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,346,440,384 | Justrolledintotheshop | z5edv |
there is a lot of rust in there for an 01, where do you live? | NastyKnate | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,440,932 | Justrolledintotheshop | c61l810 |
My local police department arrested these guys for multiple weapons felonies when there may not have actually been any. | BillNyeDeGrasseTyson | 9 | 22 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,346,439,548 | guns | z5dj3 |
An adolescent boy and a young girl have been beheaded in two separate incidents in Afghanistan, local officials and police said on Friday, in the latest brazen attacks that have raised fresh questions about a splintering Taliban. | madam1 | 252 | 341 | 89 | 2012-08 | 1,346,438,713 | worldnews | z5cnf |
Thank goodness the Taliban are there to enforce morality. | frontseatdog | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,462,398 | worldnews | c61qeje |
Went to the movies and this happened | nimo416 | 1,343 | 3,255 | 1,912 | 2012-08 | 1,346,437,341 | funny | z5b8n |
At least theater prices have come down as they save money on projectionists. | stemgang | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,473,628 | funny | c61swee |
So it turns out LG released a Linux based tablet called "iPad" 9 years ago. | stae1234 | 2,327 | 7,904 | 5,577 | 2012-08 | 1,346,437,300 | technology | z5b7b |
Another week, another US shooting : New Jersey supermarket employee shot and killed two co-workers with an AK-47 assault rifle before killing himself | Redhawk1000 | 34 | 61 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,346,436,641 | conspiracy | z5ajb |
Because when white people kill other white people, it's important. | hb_alien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,346,471,184 | conspiracy | c61sddx |
Arctic sea ice hit its lowest extent ever recorded - "When your children ask how and why it all went so wrong, point them to yesterday's date, and explain that the world is not led by rational people." | h2ozo | 1,841 | 6,742 | 4,901 | 2012-08 | 1,346,435,410 | worldnews | z598h |
joke's on you: i'm not having any children. | igonjukja | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,442,283 | worldnews | c61llei |
Does cheating on your taxes count as a policy? | FriarNurgle | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,436,113 | politics | c61juvu |
How has President Obama cheated America? | asdjrocky | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,436,821 | politics | c61k1y4 |
After Banning Circumcision, German Courts Are Going After Baby Ear Piercing | damaxoh | 1,253 | 1,994 | 741 | 2012-08 | 1,346,435,177 | worldnews | z58z9 |
Scumbag Reddit on Politics | j_dunkle | 353 | 604 | 251 | 2012-08 | 1,346,429,487 | AdviceAnimals | z532f |
Yes, that's the reason people are voting for him. | LocalMadman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,444,619 | AdviceAnimals | c61m85h |
My little brother's teacher was a little concerned about the paper he had written in class, boy am I glad he cant spell and that I have photographic evidence. | HankyPankyMilk | 2,190 | 35,721 | 33,531 | 2012-08 | 1,346,429,416 | funny | z52zw |
He even looks the part. | jacls0608 | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,436,231 | funny | c61jw1u |
Yes, all attractive muscular people are douchebags. | moarroidsplz | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,441,816 | funny | c61lguq |
Roster Cuts So Far | AlcoholicZebra | 10 | 11 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,346,428,959 | Redskins | z52kg |
Tatoos on a 2300 year old mummy | 15blinks | 1,697 | 11,425 | 9,728 | 2012-08 | 1,346,428,740 | WTF | z52cd |
Because tattoos are soooo weird and wtf | grimpoteuthis | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,444,172 | WTF | c61m3vk |
American Airlines Experimental ID | dancormier | 193 | 259 | 66 | 2012-08 | 1,346,427,808 | Design | z51ex |
Leave the 60's in the 60's. | FirstTimeWang | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,430,624 | Design | c61ibze |
But.. but.. it's so god damn HIP! | Nailrabbit | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,433,057 | Design | c61j0iw |
Because Vince Gilligan puts no Easter eggs in the show. | skittymcmahon | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,432,035 | breakingbad | c61iqad |
First wave of Xbox games for Windows 8 unveiled | speckz | 51 | 70 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,346,426,955 | windows | z50ju |
Pakistani Man arrested for killing mother, four sisters over rumors of illicit relations with some men in the neighbourhood | [deleted] | 64 | 94 | 30 | 2012-08 | 1,346,424,310 | worldnews | z4y04 |
had surgery yesterday | bobthetitanic | 844 | 1,480 | 636 | 2012-08 | 1,346,424,252 | WTF | z4xy9 |
Next time check that the safety is on. | Riverboater1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,449,525 | WTF | c61nicy |
Whats a safety? | bobthetitanic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,450,900 | WTF | c61nubh |
My view every morning for the last week | jessmeister | 1,777 | 9,332 | 7,555 | 2012-08 | 1,346,422,612 | pics | z4wih |
book for kids roughly age 10-12, about a boy whos father dies (i believe from a stroke) and the father comes back as a ghost who cant speak properly but the son can see him and communicate with him | nickydoiron | 4 | 7 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,346,419,506 | tipofmytongue | z4tty |
Hamlet? | finnegar | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,421,187 | tipofmytongue | c61fvzo |
Deregulated Roads: The Netherlands Experience | sharkiness | 29 | 38 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,346,412,609 | Libertarian | z4pc9 |
but how will our states generate revenue via traffic tickets? | vtkangaroo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,422,874 | Libertarian | c61g9bv |
Big Dude Vs Cop | violentce | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,412,321 | videos | z4p73 |
Im calling it as a fake, the man had dark skin and the cops didnt keep kicking him once they had him down. | vefobitseq | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,413,517 | videos | c61emeu |
The most amazing iPhone yet | free_hot_drink | 1,790 | 38,262 | 36,472 | 2012-08 | 1,346,411,957 | funny | z4p0k |
Several people dead following early-morning shootout inside an Old Bridge, New Jersey, shopping center | twolf1 | 150 | 221 | 71 | 2012-08 | 1,346,411,464 | news | z4ori |
They should have hired armed criminals, fight violence with more violence. | BlazeUp | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,444,549 | news | c61m7h3 |
RNC "Scripted" Rules-Reality Check takes a look at how the most controversial rule change in party history was not legitimately passed. | [deleted] | 393 | 511 | 118 | 2012-08 | 1,346,407,862 | conspiracy | z4n0x |
TIL that The Beatles song "Why don't we do it in the road" was inspired by two monkeys mating in the road during The Beatles stay in India | Larsamin | 55 | 70 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,346,400,129 | todayilearned | z4jov |
What Killed the Linux Desktop - Miguel de Icaza | grauenwolf | 262 | 496 | 234 | 2012-08 | 1,346,398,563 | programming | z4iy8 |
In this thread: People who read the title but not the article comment that the Linux desktop isn't dead. | kreiger | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,399,438 | programming | c61d5np |
The Circles of Life | raltyinferno | 1,302 | 6,408 | 5,106 | 2012-08 | 1,346,398,477 | funny | z4iws |
If you spend your entire weekend on the internet, don't make food and apparently don't do chores and think of your wife suggesting a baby as a tragedy, I would say the shittiness in your life is mostly self-inflicted, but mostly I would say I feel sorry for your wife. | pegobry | 227 | 227 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,411,120 | funny | c61ecy2 |
Luckily my wife and I both think having a baby would be a tragedy. | inormallyjustlurkbut | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,418,968 | funny | c61ffnk |
While the statistically less intelligent fill the gene pool with their stupid children (our future leaders), the intelligent wait until the appropriate time to have their one child. | whichgame | -20 | -20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,423,870 | funny | c61ghw1 |
Yes, we all saw Idiocracy. | ScruffyTJanitor | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,424,748 | funny | c61gq13 |
But did you really "get" it? | nancy_ballosky | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,425,650 | funny | c61gyg4 |
Don't you know that the government is better at deciding who needs that money than a church ever could be? | internetsanta | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,427,075 | AskReddit | c61hc7n |
Yes, I'm obviously saying that. | door_in_the_face | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,424,472 | atheism | c61gnhi |
That's actually very discouraging. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,394,943 | Conservative | c61ci32 |
Ten Little Nigger Boys. | yves_sanjiv | 1,053 | 2,661 | 1,608 | 2012-08 | 1,346,393,838 | WTF | z4g8o |
Americans should be proud of their history | tea_stormer | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,410,862 | WTF | c61ec0b |
Hispanics 4 Mitt? | demos74dx | 38 | 56 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,346,387,141 | politics | z4b4a |
WOW claim GOP is bigotted, by claiming Hispanic people can't be white... good god the irony of this shit... BTW I hate the GOP and the DEMS, they both do the same shit under different names. | boostmane | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,396,646 | politics | c61crw8 |
Guild Wars 2 (PC) *Preorder Items* Dark Souls (PC) | TotallyTugBoat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,384,411 | gameswap | z48jw |
Scumbag CPS | erict15 | 126 | 201 | 75 | 2012-08 | 1,346,384,379 | chicago | z48if |
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