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Anyone who supports eugenics would not be chosen as suitable breed stock under a eugenics program. | ngwoo | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,957,313 | todayilearned | c5yv6rg |
I dunno, I'm pretty "Aryan" looking. | i-hate-mormons | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,970,418 | todayilearned | c5yx5aj |
Watch "Bill Nye: Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children" on YouTube | salva702 | 121 | 162 | 41 | 2012-08 | 1,345,924,004 | politics | ythfm |
Billy Butler | Imissyouichiro | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,941,593 | baseball | c5yrqzp |
Seeing only the headline I thought this was Neil deGrasse Tyson... fortunately just some old guy. | Elviswind | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,940,481 | pics | c5yriqp |
Both USA Teams headed to i46 Final! | HomewardGates7 | 104 | 124 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,919,698 | tf2 | ytd77 |
Holy shit Mixup beat LG, best match I've ever seen | TheDarkMan78 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,933,434 | tf2 | c5yq20v |
I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about lol | nordahl154 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,970,400 | tf2 | c5yx58a |
Japan is censored. | haffe97 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,927,128 | Tribes | c5yoorr |
Japan contains the word 'jap', so it's racist. | IIoWoII | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,943,114 | Tribes | c5ys2ir |
or he declared an emergency because there is a hurricane coming | aledog | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,938,700 | politics | c5yr5fk |
Why did Destiny get disqualified? | convxerge | 0 | 3 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,912,375 | Destiny | yt6zy |
Yep cheating on the mother of your child behind her back is totally cool if you have a decently sized dick. | Badong11 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,936,710 | Destiny | c5yqqk8 |
How can someone argue Obama is a "failure" when he passed the Health Recovery Act, ordered bin Laden killed and saved the American car industry? | [deleted] | 120 | 272 | 152 | 2012-08 | 1,345,910,956 | politics | yt5w1 |
A New Drinking Game | CrazedRedditor | 1,865 | 27,907 | 26,042 | 2012-08 | 1,345,910,516 | funny | yt5jq |
How I feel as a republican on reddit lately | fdisk2053 | 1,000 | 10,547 | 9,547 | 2012-08 | 1,345,908,476 | AdviceAnimals | yt3xi |
It's not a hate for traditional Republicans, it is a hate for the ant-intellectual, holier-than-thou, we know what's best for you attitude espoused by the current Republican leadership. | TheMagicManCometh | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,916,468 | AdviceAnimals | c5ymdq5 |
You just described politicians. | rationalguy99 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,919,569 | AdviceAnimals | c5yn1cm |
Police responsible for all nine injured at Empire State Building shooting | anonymous123421 | 227 | 324 | 97 | 2012-08 | 1,345,908,215 | news | yt3r8 |
Just shoot everybody and let the cops sort it out. | quakerorts | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,919,624 | news | c5yn1st |
Here in 'Murrica, gunz r sweet! | Camr7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,908,051 | AskReddit | c5ykpaz |
Was The NYPD Responsible For 10 Of The 11 People Shot Yesterday? | caferrell | 10 | 21 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,906,672 | politics | yt2qp |
Good thing there weren't any of those nutjobs with CCWs there or things might have got out of hand and innocent bystanders would have been shot by those untrained yahoos. | avengingturnip | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,911,712 | politics | c5yless |
the sad thing is, I still can't tell which is which | cats4life | 331 | 482 | 151 | 2012-08 | 1,345,905,751 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yt25k |
Punk, you obviously don't understand the language of men. | LLv2 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,920,298 | todayilearned | c5yn708 |
democracy is bullshit | NinjaDiscoJesus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,904,769 | AskReddit | c5yk4e2 |
Fuck the free market! | anonymous123421 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,904,793 | AskReddit | c5yk4js |
Empire State Shooting: Shooter Never Shot At Police, Nine Bystanders All Shot By Police. | reeds1999 | 207 | 312 | 105 | 2012-08 | 1,345,902,920 | politics | yt08i |
This has gone on too long I demand free gems! | [deleted] | 0 | 9 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,345,902,370 | Guildwars2 | yszx2 |
I want free playtime and my monthly fee back........... | Tuxas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,902,562 | Guildwars2 | c5yjrwg |
Texas Man Freed After DNA Clears Him Of 1988 Rape | EvilPundit | 304 | 371 | 67 | 2012-08 | 1,345,900,544 | MensRights | ysz0r |
over a hunch that he "looks like the guy" fucking pitiful. | MemeBot420 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,928,035 | MensRights | c5yovtt |
"Reserving" A Champion in Champ Select | Superseuss | 912 | 3,175 | 2,263 | 2012-08 | 1,345,896,579 | leagueoflegends | ysx6q |
Lawmaker who thinks gays a threat to children crashes boat into children | unclefred | 2,291 | 9,961 | 7,670 | 2012-08 | 1,345,895,429 | politics | yswrf |
Violence is fine; it teaches toughness | MrSyster | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,931,484 | politics | c5ypmw8 |
We will never be able to compete internationally as long as we treat education like a non-necessity. | Quouar | 1,942 | 3,986 | 2,044 | 2012-08 | 1,345,895,126 | politics | yswnb |
When the masses have been attending government schools for the last 13 years, I would say they should receive partial credit. | VERYstuck | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,907,485 | politics | c5yklok |
There are things called private schools, and there are a good amount of fuck-ups who go to them. | fermented-fetus | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,907,909 | politics | c5ykodi |
Skyrim's Unadded Features | einthecorgi | 63 | 104 | 41 | 2012-08 | 1,345,894,331 | skyrim | yswcq |
Oh wow, nobody has ever seen this! | toodrunk | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,915,232 | skyrim | c5ym4j7 |
Pakistan Taliban chief killed by NATO strike | DangBangGang | 1,434 | 2,553 | 1,119 | 2012-08 | 1,345,893,750 | worldnews | ysw5d |
Kinda hits you in a weird way when you realize these are the faces of men that wouldn't give me a second look before shooting me to death. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,906,881 | worldnews | c5ykhri |
If Bashar Falls, What Will Happen to Syria's Alawites and Kurds? | wfd | 49 | 76 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,345,891,933 | worldnews | ysvhw |
Surely you've heard of Catholics vs Protestants wars. | vigorous | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,900,641 | worldnews | c5yjik3 |
Americans are not taught about any of the Catholic vs Protestant wars in our history classes, at least not many of us. | rcglinsk | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,907,167 | worldnews | c5ykjn3 |
Well, we are left to wonder why in the world anyone would oppress the pilgrims for their religious beliefs. | rcglinsk | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,911,834 | worldnews | c5ylfny |
Ron Paul? | duglock | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,909,080 | MensRights | c5ykw40 |
Oh yes, because getting rid of federal income tax is a great way to pay for the types of social reforms MRM fights for. | electriophile | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,918,541 | MensRights | c5ymtjv |
Girls quit cosplaying Nami, we got a winner here | [deleted] | 187 | 274 | 87 | 2012-08 | 1,345,882,355 | cosplay | yss5d |
LPT: Just use scissors | paralog | 1,474 | 4,249 | 2,775 | 2012-08 | 1,345,873,723 | LifeProTips | ysnsy |
LPT: you can stock up on scissors for the cheap during "back to school" time... buy a few pairs, put them around the house | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,891,321 | LifeProTips | c5yilgi |
I store scissors next to my toilet paper in the bathroom in case I have a poop sausage that refuses to break. | justinm715 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,905,657 | LifeProTips | c5yk9wp |
My exit story (abridged) However much I wanted to, I couldn't make myself believe something. | portmanteautally | 9 | 10 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,872,569 | ExitStories | ysn2i |
That's pretty much what it boils down to. | Measure76 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,915,486 | ExitStories | c5ym6d3 |
Those numbers don't matter because he's an inch shorter than Drew Brees | thepapacy | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,879,699 | nfl | c5yhh4m |
6'7" Basketball player not so tough when read his sentence for beating his girlfriend | boromeer3 | 827 | 1,018 | 191 | 2012-08 | 1,345,868,103 | JusticePorn | ysjo2 |
Dude everybody knows watching someone get the shit beat out of them with no back story or any other information is what justice porn is all about. | CaLLmeRaaandy | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,910,693 | JusticePorn | c5yl7bo |
Hungercraft With Friends: Maze Runner | hownl | 1 | 5 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,867,608 | Hungercraft | ysj8p |
Stay classy feminists | bodmon | 198 | 365 | 167 | 2012-08 | 1,345,865,076 | MensRights | ysh27 |
Best English Ever | Orange2501 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,862,142 | anime | ysekc |
Are you fucking kidding me? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,864,965 | anime | c5yepx1 |
I guess I should've put | SGWannabe | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,865,399 | anime | c5yetk6 |
Let's go Sox | [deleted] | 0 | 19 | 25 | 2012-08 | 1,345,861,542 | redsox | yse1w |
Oregon man in possession of 13 million gallons of illicit rainwater sentenced to jail. | JeffersonFull | 422 | 938 | 516 | 2012-08 | 1,345,861,395 | Frugal | ysdxj |
If everyone created lakes, the underground aquifers would all be refilled, trees would sprout all over the place, and you'd end up with an oasis. | 4ray | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,897,469 | Frugal | c5yj56w |
VIDEO: Gladiators were apparently intentionally made fat by eating a grain-based diet. | steenacakez | 5 | 8 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,860,758 | keto | ysdd2 |
So that's what the US government is doing by promoting grains as the bottom of the food pyramid, they're just making sure we are all in Gladiator condition ready to fight the terrorists! | run_zeno_run | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,937,933 | keto | c5yqzp0 |
because it's a violation of my civll rights to keep weed illegal, man | uglypeoplesex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,856,015 | AskReddit | c5ycnoy |
It still costs money at Carlson--it's reflected in our tuition rather than in a pay-per-use model. | vivalakellye | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,868,265 | uofmn | c5yfgv6 |
My wife's first time shooting a gun. | JSpike | 0 | 10 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,854,370 | guns | ys7o0 |
What did you expect would happen after we let same sex marriages get the green light? | Gorillaz_Noodle | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,858,426 | guns | c5yd7eo |
Ok then Sokka | Lhscub58 | 536 | 630 | 94 | 2012-08 | 1,346,023,605 | TheLastAirbender | yviln |
nobody is allowed to get smarter as they mature... EVER. | ekjohnson9 | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,026,880 | TheLastAirbender | c5z74ru |
Well, he's a little but older, so he must automatically know shit he didn't know before! | HashSlingingSlash3r | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,173 | TheLastAirbender | c5z7gr5 |
American Atheists Unveil Billboards Aimed at Christianity and Mormonism | American Atheists | everything_is_free | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,020,275 | mormonpolitics | yvfci |
Energy Trading in Houston I am interested in moving to Houston, TX in order to start a career in Energy Trading. | jonny_prince | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,346,019,109 | houston | yve91 |
"Start a career" meaning you have no experience at present? | rdavis4559 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,407 | houston | c5z7ixb |
Endur... The platform that keeps on giving. | 1541drive | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,041,009 | houston | c5zasnv |
Just a thank you | AppleZapJam | 36 | 42 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,346,016,869 | SteamGifts | yvc2d |
Thanks, but I'd like to avoid a sexual harassment charge. | fasdgbj | 1,287 | 5,082 | 3,795 | 2012-08 | 1,346,016,216 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yvbge |
What a delightful passage from such a loving peace filled book | shing93 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,016,939 | exjw | c5z4s02 |
You just described almost the whole country. | MalcolmY | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,075,087 | saudiarabia | c5zfehd |
Though still conservative by global standards, Jeddah is not like that, not by a long shot. | SocietalReject | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,080,796 | saudiarabia | c5zgoeo |
Now you're just rubbing it in my face man :( | MalcolmY | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,104,382 | saudiarabia | c5zn1ez |
Too many carbs if you ask me :P | davedawg2000 | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,030,334 | pics | c5z8113 |
That is the reason Asians suffer from so much obesity right? | prmaster23 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,032,769 | pics | c5z8nmk |
"under the gold standard America had no major financial panics other than in 1873, 1884, 1890, 1893, 1907, 1930, 1931, 1932, and 1933." | dominosci | 725 | 1,167 | 442 | 2012-08 | 1,346,012,411 | Economics | yv7rs |
Not mentioned are all the local and regional bank disasters prior to the establishment of national banking standards, and the plethora of locally-issued currency in use by hundreds of different local banks and businesses. | RickRussellTX | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,023,953 | Economics | c5z6fco |
I'm sure that had nothing to do with the prohibition on branch banking. | Matticus_Rex | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,028,683 | Economics | c5z7lj3 |
Saw this at my local tesco | scruffyfox | 8 | 10 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,346,012,133 | atheism | yv7je |
Internet Competency Test | look_on_my_work | 1,303 | 8,027 | 6,724 | 2012-08 | 1,346,011,543 | funny | yv6z5 |
Anyone who doesn't have autism should get these right. | Moistjunk | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,022,050 | funny | c5z5yyh |
Should have used a different disability I guess. | Moistjunk | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,027,650 | funny | c5z7bzp |
Yeah, you should have made fun of a different group | cavalier511 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,029,878 | funny | c5z7wln |
Scene bitch | Assfartymcfart | 210 | 4,702 | 4,492 | 2012-08 | 1,346,010,652 | funny | yv66h |
Why should I care about either of these two people? | orionsbelt05 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,039,880 | funny | c5zaj6k |
Australian State to try and Ban cigarettes to anyone born after 2000 | Hifen | 2,574 | 13,844 | 11,270 | 2012-08 | 1,346,009,669 | worldnews | yv59l |
Yes, because drug prohibition always work *so* well. | dromni | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,036,648 | worldnews | c5z9p2m |
In the out door | thetoastmonster | 23 | 24 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,346,009,388 | PreggoPorn | yv4zk |
Well, it's safer that way, you don't want to run the risk of an accidental pregnancy. | pdmcmahon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-09 | 1,347,691,232 | PreggoPorn | c68g5b2 |
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