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I thought that was Chinese? | justcurious12345 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,642,039 | TheBluePill | cciwbi5 |
Close enough. | tojo940 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,328 | TheBluePill | ccix3s3 |
Yeah because the US goverment is completley paralized now that the Smithsonian and the Park Service are closed and only the DOD, CIA, DIA, NSA, Dept of State, Supreme Court, Congress, White House are left operating. | FewHaa | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,641,111 | worldnews | cciw0af |
You're so totally there in politics, lol, dude. | progicianer | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,701 | worldnews | ccix8da |
Good thing I got at her before she got old. | newObsolete | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,645,263 | MensRights | ccixfl4 |
Clive Palmer wins Fairfax seat by by seven votes, triggering recount | Evadregand | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,618,872 | australia | 1ni13q |
Yeah, because if there's one thing we need in politics, it's more businessmen. | Freddie_AppsHero | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,681,267 | australia | ccjah9t |
I'm so fucking sick of CM and AK. | chirgs | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,624,147 | ffxiv | ccis6i7 |
Time for some Prae! | gives_you_cookies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,624,461 | ffxiv | ccis7xu |
I was born in april 1988 so does that make me gen X/Y/millenial? | itsliketwaaah | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,618,387 | AskReddit | 1ni0ss |
You would say that since evereyone your age is so lazy and self-entitled. | JohnoTheFoolish | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,620,849 | AskReddit | ccirsxm |
IT'S HAPPENING | ArtoriasOfAbyss | 530 | 530 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,618,219 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ni0pl |
Nevermind, it's going down! | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,618,531 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccirjr8 |
I can't edit, I don't understand | Basxt | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,621,058 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccirtnz |
MN made the Forbes 2013 List Of The Best States For Business, "MN overall 2013 ranking was the biggest improvement of any state in the eighth-annual study, which looks at six key metrics: costs, labor supply, regulatory environment, current economic climate, growth prospects and quality of life." | snaredrm | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,616,886 | minnesota | 1nhzyd |
That's impossible with how high our taxes are! | franklin_stubbs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,636,494 | minnesota | cciujv9 |
7yo Girl Steals iPhone | dat_asthma | 677 | 677 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,614,248 | videos | 1nhyf4 |
Come on, stop blaming them, they have poor socio-economic background. | -_-Login-_- | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,647,060 | videos | cciy2im |
Vote for Steam as the best gaming platform of the year at the 31st Golden Joystick Awards. | HowieGaming | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,613,481 | Steam | 1nhxz6 |
Best storytelling, Black Ops 2, finally, the recognition it deserves! | ND1Razor | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,640,504 | Steam | ccivt22 |
Pizza Delivery Magic Trick | eKoyz | 1,583 | 1,583 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,613,269 | videos | 1nhxue |
Never thought Keano had it in him | optimumINmundi | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,613,939 | soccer | cciqzrl |
"dating girls that party is just a headache and a waste of time in my opinion." | pixis-4950 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,610,287 | doublespeakprivilege | 1nhvru |
"dating girls that party is just a headache and a waste of time in my opinion." | princess-misandry | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,610,188 | ShitRedditSays | 1nhvp0 |
Michele Bachmann: Obama Getting Americans Hooked On 'Crack Cocaine' Of Health Care Dependency | sheasie | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,609,724 | conspiratard | 1nhvdl |
USDA is down due to funding lapse | sidcool1234 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,609,582 | politics | 1nhv9n |
Republicans think this is an unnecessary regulatory agency anyway, no one needs the government to keep their food safe, the corporations will do it better. | TodaysIllusion | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,609,999 | politics | cciqdi0 |
Japan raises national sales tax from 5% to 8% starting Apr 1st, 2014 | uriman | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,608,904 | Economics | 1nhuq6 |
A broad-based tax hike is just the thing Japan needs to cool off its overheating economy and bring inflation under control. | geerussell | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,636,899 | Economics | cciuo44 |
ITT Mods that we have installed on our games I have the: AK 12 Assault Rifle, EVE | constrictor5 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,607,777 | Fallout | 1nhtty |
I play console :( | humanthepequenino | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,609,046 | Fallout | cciq73u |
Filthy console peasant! | mymcalculus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,644,066 | Fallout | ccix0i4 |
NASA will not warn us about asteroids over Twitter during the shutdown | samipk1234 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,606,334 | space | 1nhsjo |
This seems highly suspect, perhaps if they co headlined a day with Imagine Dragons would this be a possibility. | grifter08 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,846,660 | Coachella | cckljz2 |
Police unlawful harassment and racial profiling 9/27/13 Philly,Pa | ckb614 | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,605,215 | AmIFreeToGo | 1nhrgu |
T.Hanks AMA was today, I didn't have an opportunity to participate, but I read a lot of it and it was just as awesome as you would expect. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,604,082 | AdviceAnimals | 1nhqd8 |
Wow, it seems as though people have opinions! | CookiesNotForSale | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,604,280 | AdviceAnimals | ccip4kp |
There was a story on Monday that Tampa Bay quarterback Josh Freeman is in stage one of the league's substance-abuse program. | kwansolo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,602,890 | nfl | 1nhp3e |
Wow, I can't believe no one else has posted this story yet! | nomaam05 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,603,221 | nfl | cciouky |
As many Oregon offensive players as possible, because god *damn* the scoring. | Mayclore | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,620,175 | CFB | ccirq7j |
Shut it down, who gives a fuck. | dan71 | 1,566 | 1,566 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,602,699 | funny | 1nhowk |
"Their love of six months." | TenderGourd | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,602,400 | cringe | 1nholj |
I thought it was too good to be true when I saw that briefly pop up. | Niggerlordcum_master | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,604,410 | cringe | ccip5r8 |
She did it on purpose to show that there are no words to describe their love. | SonOfUncleSam | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,646,117 | cringe | ccixqar |
Nicolas Cage is going to get away with it this time | Lark_vi_Britannia | 133 | 133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,602,138 | funny | 1nhocm |
Government shutdown: What's closed, what's open? | Scoled321 | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,601,627 | conspiracy | 1nhnsy |
US government is now officially shut down | YourNameIsSusan | 748 | 748 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,473 | politics | 1nhmf5 |
Speaking as a swede what does this shut down imply? | MoblinTheGoblin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,613,873 | politics | cciqzfh |
No paychecks for a lot of federal employees and military personnel. | RonPaulBlart2012 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,614,832 | politics | ccir3x8 |
Military is getting paid. | wallarookiller | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,618,204 | politics | ccirif2 |
Hooray for all the federal employees and soldiers who don't get paid! | Anarchistnation | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,619,776 | Libertarian | ccironl |
US Government has shut down | ccrandall88 | 3,910 | 3,910 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,043 | worldnews | 1nhlv9 |
Can someone summarize for non-Americans what the implications of this are, and the reasons it is happening? | deterra | 2,824 | 2,824 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,276 | worldnews | ccinzst |
Putting aside all the drama, what does this really mean? | exchan | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,834 | worldnews | ccio5z1 |
Everyone thinks their own congressperson is doing the right thing. | Galaxyman0917 | 630 | 630 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,607,628 | worldnews | ccipwwx |
Yeah, Feinstien is doing a wonderful job. | TrustmeIreddit | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,613,093 | worldnews | cciqvcx |
As mysterious as the tides. | soveraign | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,589 | worldnews | ccitccf |
Yay, now I don't have to pay taxes! | DoubleStuffedCheezIt | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,616,022 | worldnews | ccir9ah |
Thanks Obama. | velociRAPEtor600 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,625,348 | worldnews | ccisc3x |
This is the 17th time this has happened since 1976, and it will happen again. | ignitetruth | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,630,809 | worldnews | ccit6sn |
Yep meanwhile the news is trying to sensationalize this as if it were the first time ever and we will descend into anarchy with people looting stores and killing everyone. | Clemalum07 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,058 | worldnews | ccit8ip |
Yeah, that's exactly the impression I got from the news. | absurdamerica | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,178 | worldnews | ccit9dl |
Atheist students use federal law to pursue same rights as Christians for 'secular safe zones' | cyborgworm | 1,957 | 1,957 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,599,543 | atheism | 1nhlaa |
I haven't spoken to this guy in a year and I've had maybe two or three conversations with him ever. | bamagirl13 | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,598,220 | creepyPMs | 1nhjsn |
I think he missed his opptuney. | Dapper_Velociraptor | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,601,884 | creepyPMs | ccioh5v |
A modern day Shakespeare. | gcm90 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,608,452 | creepyPMs | cciq2vq |
again i ask, do these people actually think this would work, if he liked you and respected you why wouldnt he just try to rekindle a conversation. | theCHAMPdotcom | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,623,732 | creepyPMs | ccis4of |
He wants the sex without any of the messy "getting to know you" bullshit. | cessairlives | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,667,635 | creepyPMs | ccj5rma |
Larry Sanders when asked for response to Brandon Jennings' comments on playing with better bigs in DET: "He has to pass it to them first" | Chanceee | 638 | 638 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,597,975 | nba | 1nhjjc |
Yes, Jennings and Monta were the most valuable players on the team last year because ppgz | thisishorsepoop | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,701,601 | nba | ccjfc8y |
Obama waives ban on aiding regimes that use child soldiers | zorro24 | 251 | 251 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,597,812 | news | 1nhjdb |
Anyone who says Obama doesn't care about the economy clearly doesn't recognize all the work he's doing to boost the defense industry. | Fran | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,642,485 | news | cciwgye |
TIL The US Postal Service will deliver an item with incorrect postage if it has the appearance of a greeting card, especially in December | wonkshop | 1,646 | 1,646 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,597,613 | todayilearned | 1nhj4h |
News Flash: (Christmas 2013) US Postal Service goes bankrupt after reddit post. | gulpeg | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,600,045 | todayilearned | ccinx9t |
If you read the link, they still charge for the unpaid postage AFTER delivering the item. | I_missed_that_pun | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,616,342 | todayilearned | cciranf |
In a parallel universe | kevinreyes821 | 820 | 820 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,596,249 | OFWGKTA | 1nhhju |
I swear to God you better be black because this is the kind of ignorant shit that makes the racism discussion so complicated. | xPostScriptx | -24 | -24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,616,285 | OFWGKTA | ccirae3 |
but don't you dare talk about tebow, because then that would make our team a joke. | thesocalnetwork | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,611,717 | nfl | cciqo1d |
Practising in Grand Theft Auto. | CityofEvil | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,595,264 | teenagers | ccim9qz |
EMAW | xxgtfoxx | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,598,399 | guns | ccine6a |
Hey yo it's EPAW | ryanman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,754,882 | guns | ccjumgc |
When it comes to rape victims, females should be focused on, not the males. | Tanksquid | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,594,503 | TumblrInAction | 1nhffr |
I'm not sexist, but men can't be raped; the male body has a way of shutting that whole thing down. | DemonOWA | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,651,319 | TumblrInAction | cciznc4 |
Wow this actually just happened | DerpFuckingHerpBro | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,592,512 | starcraft | 1nhd0o |
I don't think Artosis had much to do with it, it would be crazy for TaeJa not to advance from Ro32. | [deleted] | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,592,646 | starcraft | ccilbwu |
Yea it never has much to do with it, it's "coincidence". | lokees | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,598,213 | starcraft | ccinbxq |
Correlation means causation! | Xciv | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,634,513 | starcraft | cciu0ui |
He posts like this every day. | PhnomPencil | 172 | 172 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,592,354 | cringepics | 1nhctm |
God im done with this sub fuckin circle jerk shit | XiKiilzziX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,632,056 | cringepics | ccitftr |
All because she was told by several people (including myself) that she wasn't old enough, or evidently mature enough, to have a Facebook account | TsukiNiKawatte | 250 | 250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,592,239 | creepyPMs | 1nhcoa |
She was 11. | TsukiNiKawatte | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,625,574 | creepyPMs | ccisd7k |
don't you have to be 13 to have Facebook? | Naga67 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,628,063 | creepyPMs | ccisq49 |
... she is going to have a bright future | Naga67 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,629,201 | creepyPMs | cciswlf |
Have you ever come across a board state that made you do a triple take as you walked by? | jellomoose | 286 | 286 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,591,945 | magicTCG | 1nhcar |
Looks like a fun format | igot8001 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,631,966 | magicTCG | ccitf3c |
Out of all the things I have seen Trevor do, this takes it to a new level. | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,591,841 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1nhc6w |
You must be a blast at parties | fukdatsonn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,667,625 | cordcutters | ccj5ric |
[I wont be walking in on Wade's cousin ever again] | TheWarriorsLLC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,608,703 | GrandTheftAutoV | cciq4np |
But MY Congressman is fine, it's all the others that are the problem. | capecodcarl | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,625,709 | AdviceAnimals | ccisdt9 |
Attorney-General George Brandis spent over $13,000 of tax payer funds on personal library | Two_Kebabs | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,590,807 | australia | 1nhavv |
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