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No, FUCK stupid laws. | working_joe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,858,512 | todayilearned | cckpwkz |
Cost analysis of purchasable properties in GTA V | rtchow0 | 760 | 760 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,017,167 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1ntajn |
I bought McKenzie Field Hangar with Trevor. | FakeChowNumNum1 | 132 | 132 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,022,118 | GrandTheftAutoV | cclujt3 |
So did I, I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be his. | annoyinglyclever | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,026,529 | GrandTheftAutoV | cclvtnl |
Yeah I think so [can you even do the main story line without Trevor purchasing it?] | MrJoehobo | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,034,490 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccly1to |
List of stories set in a future now past | DNASnatcher | 167 | 167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,016,670 | wikipedia | 1nta27 |
Because they use turntables to play music | accountII | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,035,618 | wikipedia | cclyc9o |
Upvoting this thread for visibility Will continue to downvote others because i disagree with them | DannyDemotta | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,022,433 | hiphopheads | cclun6s |
Is it time to take to the streets and protest the Republican government shutdown? | [deleted] | 358 | 358 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,015,296 | politics | 1nt8op |
So you're saying Nice guys are onto something after all? | Tarblz | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,036,411 | AskMen | cclyj5j |
something something freindzoned something | shadowthunder | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,039,919 | AskMen | cclzbao |
Foreign anarchists are destroying Swiss society | blaengdall | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,012,109 | polandball | 1nt5fm |
Yes, this is how it should be, I think. | blaengdall | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,065,713 | polandball | ccm2p9w |
College student faces up to 10 years in prison for owning standard 30-round gun magazines | Police State USA | psusa | 203 | 203 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,011,438 | progun | 1nt4q1 |
Detroit never recovered from having its manufacturing base move out of the country, sadly, capitalism killed Detroit. | tryzar | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,011,240 | Shitstatistssay | 1nt4id |
It was true love all along | [deleted] | 308 | 308 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,010,153 | ainbow | 1nt3ad |
Because a man can't be a mentor for a younger man/boy without having a sexual driven intention | Draber-Bien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,078,128 | ainbow | ccm5vml |
Because the buildings aren't rigged with explosives. | AyChihuahua | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,024,604 | movies | cclv9oq |
Kevin Durant's Bald Spot | derpnowinski | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,781 | nba | 1nt0mr |
They literally inject HGH into their hair follicles so they can cheat and flop and complain more efficiently. | ziptnf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,011,280 | nba | cclrbs7 |
What is something you've seen that no one will ever believe? | tempal78 | 2,540 | 2,540 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,715 | AskReddit | 1nt0k3 |
Or you know, DeathMetalFTW88 has psychic abilities. | sum_dude | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,025,842 | AskReddit | cclvmht |
Let's report him to the Gov't so they can experiment on him. | sum_dude | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,026,642 | AskReddit | cclvuuj |
Is it wrong that I got a really good laugh out of this? | BakingBread | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,040,371 | AskReddit | cclzejj |
Yeah, sexual assault is hilarious. | syringemedic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,047,469 | AskReddit | ccm0k7a |
How we deal with a breakup. | JoshofWestern19 | 865 | 865 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,097 | funny | 1nszty |
You forgot the pint of Ben and Jerry's, DVD of The Notebook, and a long pink glittery satin nightie. | turkoizdog | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,054,861 | funny | ccm1eip |
Scumbag Congress at its finest | _Z_E_R_O | 2,335 | 2,335 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,006,289 | AdviceAnimals | 1nsyxp |
Hey those wars paid my salary and got me a bitching computer, bro. | LeoTheLovelyLion | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,049,360 | AdviceAnimals | ccm0ssb |
Because it's biphobic regardless of what you say! | Soldus | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,032,398 | lgbt | cclxhra |
Obama blames Boehner for ongoing government shutdown | Odpipe | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,004,914 | politics | 1nsxc8 |
I'm shocked, *shocked* that Obama would make that accusation... | zoicyte | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,005,094 | politics | cclpgmg |
Sick fuck prepares to tee off. | clapper900 | 255 | 255 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,004,149 | nongolfers | 1nswhr |
Freeman to pick Team this Weekend | sportsfan88 | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,003,877 | nfl | 1nsw5k |
Nope, literally impossible. | sexierthanhisbrother | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,020,787 | Borderlands2 | cclu5pk |
"The Gamer" | Pooru-kun | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,003,208 | pcmasterrace | 1nsve9 |
Look who decided to go to college to become a veterinarian. | billcom6 | 134 | 134 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,002,805 | gaming | 1nsuyh |
Men: Honest opinions on what "number" is too high. | throwingitaway7212 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,002,280 | sex | 1nsucl |
Wow, how amazing. | waterboyshfag | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,021,254 | sex | ccluaoc |
Yeah, there was so much depth in the first hours of playing D2. | MalevolentVergil | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,004,717 | Diablo | cclpckp |
I'm sure when they make these bankers pay for their "crime" no banker will do the same from now on. | usrn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,012,506 | Bitcoin | cclrp18 |
Six novel openers to avoid | Piperbole | 195 | 195 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,000,636 | writing | 1nssjl |
I always like to start with a resounding "Fuck the po-lice" It filters out my audience, engages those who remain and really makes a statement about my personal beliefs. | bumbletowne | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,004,356 | writing | cclp8jp |
It's also okay to be married and never have children. | ThePostItNote | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,016,185 | AdviceAnimals | cclss9g |
TIL a study was released in 2007 which emphasized that Generation X's men made less (by 12%) than their fathers had at that same age in 1974, thus reversing a historical trend. | johnnyhammer | 2,054 | 2,054 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,999,794 | todayilearned | 1nsrmf |
I'm currently working on the Postmodern meaning in Despicable Me, you have my sympathies. | Walls | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,010,076 | explainlikeimfive | cclqyxc |
Liberal Arts sure is a useful degree! | crackerdoctor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,018,350 | explainlikeimfive | ccltf9t |
Yes, because this sure as hell proves it's a bad console! | Solareclipsed | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,014,222 | gaming | ccls78b |
Mysterious woman, who claims to know me, messages me on Facebook looking for sex. | Rolling_Marble | 661 | 661 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,997,263 | creepyPMs | 1nsosk |
MacArthur Sounds Off on Former Coach Carlyle | Starkicker | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,996,524 | hockey | 1nsnxk |
Naw man its necessary that Orr and Kassian fight | Reggief | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,007,477 | hockey | cclq6r0 |
I also found a statue of Hercules wrestling Diomedes. | In7meanFlavors | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,996,458 | WTF | 1nsnuz |
Yah, that's what they are doing. | junglizt05 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,013,359 | WTF | cclry4f |
What is annoying about it? | Beeyull | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,000,694 | ffxiv | cclo4bn |
7 Days In: Women Start Objectifying Me | justdonot | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,374 | NoFap | 1nsmnd |
Did you have any specific experience? | kk87 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,996,094 | NoFap | cclmpm1 |
An arm touch is considered objectification? | gozags4 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,999,645 | NoFap | cclnssj |
He was joking. | ClassyPuffin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,005,191 | NoFap | cclphpx |
Yeah, people around here seem to be getting way too high on life. | ClassyPuffin | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,005,934 | NoFap | cclppvt |
ew, this is almost as detestable as tanning salons | rygaroo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,049,648 | WTF | ccm0u1v |
It's such a white-washed view of NY. | seven_seven | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,014,508 | television | cclsabx |
That's a good point, considering when I watch half hour situation comedies, my main concern is the characterization of the city in which it's set. | Ferenginar | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,014,737 | television | cclscpd |
DAE think miata is a supercar? | WhaleFondler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,029,683 | cars | cclwqbp |
Peasant claims it will cost $2400 to get a PC as powerful as a PS4 | SteadyOperative | 143 | 143 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,993,894 | pcmasterrace | 1nsl0i |
Zimbabwe dollars | PadyEos | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,994,515 | pcmasterrace | cclm80v |
I got a 100 trillion Zimbabwe note, how much graphics can I buy with that. | Lucas753 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,019,014 | pcmasterrace | ccltml4 |
1.2 pixels | betteropportunities | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,019,140 | pcmasterrace | ccltnzj |
And how many pixels does that ps4 have? | Lucas753 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,019,930 | pcmasterrace | ccltwkp |
350 they're coded right into the metal circuits | betteropportunities | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,020,053 | pcmasterrace | ccltxxd |
Checkmate "pcmasterrace" | Lucas753 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,020,140 | pcmasterrace | ccltyu8 |
TIL that in 2006 PETA killed 2,981 pets and only 12 were adopted and in 2008 the Centre for Consumer Freedom petitioned to have PETA reclassified as a 'slaughterhouse' | samyp333 | 1,419 | 1,419 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,992,233 | todayilearned | 1nsj5z |
Yeah because if anyone supports PETA it must mean they're also going out on weekends and poisoning show dogs. | Notexactlyserious | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,002,388 | todayilearned | cclomy2 |
I find it funny that the writer states that social security and Medicare are "wildly popular" when they are the programs that are most concerning cost wise for this country's future. | debits-and-credits | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,994,682 | Libertarian | cclm9vj |
I bet social security is going to be /really/ popular after 2035. | HermETC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,026,987 | Libertarian | cclvyep |
Dude thinks he gets to define my identity and sexuality (a bit of background in comments) | [deleted] | 127 | 127 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,670 | creepyPMs | 1nsikh |
What's the most obvious sign that someone was interested in you sexually/romantically that you missed and later realized? | AxelBass | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,221 | AskReddit | 1nsi4k |
Must be the Republicans fault. | igetbannedalot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,447 | WTF | ccllb09 |
250,000 Viewers To Gain? | xpero39 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,983 | GlobalOffensive | 1nsgvz |
Well-written, down-to-earth profile of Cabrera. | Djburnunit | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,723 | baseball | 1nsgm4 |
I can't wait for the Angels to sign him when he's past his prime for 10 yrs/300m | Fat_Ass_Reddit | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,991,808 | baseball | cclleui |
From newsfeed: "Michelle Bachman just removed the barrier to the Lincoln Memorial and is getting grilled by the park police." | [deleted] | 2,789 | 2,789 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,637 | pics | 1nsgj1 |
Purely for political gain too. | pukesickle | 1,653 | 1,653 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,990,582 | pics | ccll1vs |
Well apparently you haven't read the constitution like GalbartGlover here has, where it clearly states National Parks must be open 24/7, under any circumstance. | mtaw | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,005,640 | pics | cclpmo5 |
But when a Dem does something similar its altruism, right? | AJinxyCat | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,039,075 | pics | cclz4vq |
If they used TNT how would I watch Bones and Law and Order: SVU for 11 hours straight? | john6547 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,008,008 | baseball | cclqcic |
The cornish hen and the six quail on the spinarri | yellaww | 215 | 215 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,109 | FoodPorn | 1nsg1b |
Iowa Vs Michigan State (12:00pm EDT) | tcpip4lyfe | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,988,787 | CFB | 1nsfoz |
Why not run on 3rd and 3? | AnodyneX | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,385 | CFB | cclkpn8 |
Makes too much sense. | gbhmt | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,537 | CFB | cclkr5s |
Touche' | AnodyneX | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,989,711 | CFB | cclkswk |
Commitment by person down voting everything. | JBSpartan | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,995,796 | CFB | cclmmb7 |
Iowa Natural History Museum, also known in Kansas as LIES STRAIGHT FROM THE PIT OF HELL! | JoseyWa1es | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,998,305 | CFB | cclne17 |
Pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas League of Legends, qui est d'ailleurs un des subreddits les plus actifs. | SephirothRebirth | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,988,596 | france | 1nsfit |
I decided the dirty peasants might need us to illustrate the glory of our Glorious Empire. | iDeNoh | 432 | 432 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,987,025 | pcmasterrace | 1nse0y |
But that's because they didn't download the HD | CosmeF | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,010,121 | pcmasterrace | cclqzf9 |
Don't Believe The Debt Ceiling Hype: The Federal Government Can Survive Without An Increase | Ligno | 425 | 425 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,283 | Libertarian | 1nsdad |
Some people don't get this | Blemish | 1,857 | 1,857 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,986,000 | pics | 1nsd0j |
i wonder what's that last word is supposed to be, good thing they protected my pure mind from such a dirty word | Omena123 | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,998,947 | pics | cclnl2t |
It's not for you, it's for children who may happen to see the sign. | [deleted] | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,000,202 | pics | cclnywp |
Thanks Obama | apeters707 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,380,992,258 | SquaredCircle | cclljne |
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