text
stringlengths 1
10k
| author
stringlengths 3
20
⌀ | score
int64 -1,211
235k
| ups
int64 -926
222k
| downs
int64 -1
59.5k
| date
stringlengths 7
7
| created_utc
int64 1.22B
1.49B
| subreddit
stringlengths 2
21
| id
stringlengths 4
7
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
So I live near Wayne Manor, decided to take a trip! | thelotuseater13 | 2,000 | 9,399 | 7,399 | 2012-08 | 1,345,034,527 | movies | y9bi8 |
FALSE: that is xaviers school for the gifted | Bromagnon | 173 | 173 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,043,418 | movies | c5tiyqj |
: Son Commits Suicide Due to His Penis Size (He was bullied about it by his gf) | thetrollking | 385 | 612 | 227 | 2012-08 | 1,345,034,313 | MensRights | y9bdf |
Good thing people in America pass on the right! | ramerica | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,056,089 | AskReddit | c5tmn9c |
People that drive up the shoulder on the highway when there is heavy traffic. | [deleted] | 2,355 | 2,355 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,035,794 | AskReddit | c5thdh1 |
You know, it's shoulder-drivers like you who shouldn't be breeding in the first place! | stephentheh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,061,997 | AskReddit | c5toh1z |
Vehicles turning without a goddamn signal | rattails | 2,475 | 2,475 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,038,623 | AskReddit | c5thvjb |
And switching lanes without a goddamn signal | [deleted] | 1,813 | 1,813 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,043,908 | AskReddit | c5tj3c1 |
autoplaying video ads on websites | jcy | 2,106 | 2,106 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,044,712 | AskReddit | c5tjb3o |
More like auto-play videos that aren't muted. | bretagne290 | 1,147 | 1,147 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,052,086 | AskReddit | c5tlgmj |
If you want me to leave your website immediately, that's how. | Kegplant | 877 | 877 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,053,321 | AskReddit | c5tltpq |
India announces plans for a Mars mission in 2013 | IsleCook | 1,785 | 4,070 | 2,285 | 2012-08 | 1,345,032,102 | worldnews | y9a46 |
reddit is a haven of casual racism. | roasted_peanus | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,049,556 | worldnews | c5tkp91 |
but it's our little haven | seishi | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,056,877 | worldnews | c5tmvz1 |
Yeah and we like to think brown people can't get in | cuddlefucker | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,059,369 | worldnews | c5tnns5 |
Sorry Ubisoft, but I don't want to pre-order 4 copies of ACIII in order to play all of the missions | getthejpeg | 7 | 10 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,026,712 | gaming | y97h2 |
I've heard overwhelming the consumer with choices is the best way to get them to buy new | Munin40 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,037,331 | gaming | c5thmu8 |
NextGen Air Traffic Control ADS-B flawed - NPR piece on RenderMan's DEFCON talk. | _dustinm_ | 136 | 168 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,345,025,534 | netsec | y9729 |
In Norway, calls for the prime minister to step down | [deleted] | 15 | 25 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,020,885 | europe | y9559 |
You don't understand she is really deep since she's into Edgar Allen Poe. | coingiboi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,061,098 | thick | c5to70z |
This support thread for GWW against trolls she doesn't understand and falsely blames others for, has gotten more upvotes that most suggestions that actually help men in any way at all | Aerik | 23 | 31 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,015,624 | againstmensrights | y92he |
Prewar SS officer frolicking in a field of daffodils. | leicanthrope | 961 | 1,197 | 236 | 2012-08 | 1,345,012,600 | HistoryPorn | y90ml |
I have no idea what you mean, but I can't wait to see "Dark Zero Thirty." | smeaglelovesmaster | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,044,455 | HistoryPorn | c5tj8m5 |
Children's charity supports ban on all men sitting next to children in airplanes | RockHardRetard | 158 | 237 | 79 | 2012-08 | 1,345,008,255 | news | y8xel |
Because only men can be pedophiles. | KillaPeas | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,014,623 | news | c5tey0t |
So what you're saying is that I should hit the coin star and buy myself some property back in Spain now | zhiryst | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,035,146 | spain | c5th9xc |
"Always catch a falling knife" | IcarusByNight | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,252,544 | spain | c5uurcu |
I really hope that laptop isn't being used as a dashboard decoration in a plane. | polychromatic | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,039,455 | firefly | c5ti1i3 |
Sorry to be nosy and all, but what happened with your personal info? | ZombieGurl321 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,071,714 | teenagers | c5tr8ms |
Well that sounds like it was just wonderful | ZombieGurl321 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,072,343 | teenagers | c5trefa |
It's genius writing like this that makes me love Valve | Wizuhd | 1,261 | 3,674 | 2,413 | 2012-08 | 1,344,997,170 | gaming | y8mgx |
Downvote this man , he insulted our god gabe newell. | mrelohell | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,026,806 | gaming | c5tgbb3 |
Going on a family vacation with 5+ female siblings | N3on_Monster | 407 | 509 | 102 | 2012-08 | 1,344,995,039 | AdviceAnimals | y8k74 |
Researchers crack retinal code to deliver artificial vision | twolf1 | 491 | 621 | 130 | 2012-08 | 1,344,994,429 | technology | y8jjp |
Ever watch Ghost in the Shell? | littlecar | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,018,918 | technology | c5tfj65 |
Let's hope they don't put interceptors in them. | LaM3a | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,032,493 | technology | c5tgwqw |
Obviously there will be laws on lawful use of them. | Serrata | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,042,899 | technology | c5titw1 |
Sneaking up on Elektro Snipers | MrMattGamer | 127 | 144 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,992,972 | dayz | y8i0g |
Bill Maher Talks Paul Ryan, Sarah Palin:"Somehow he's the smartest guy in the party and she's the stupidest woman on earth, but they agree on everything." | simplystunned | 2,234 | 6,395 | 4,161 | 2012-08 | 1,344,992,751 | politics | y8hse |
Looking at porn doesn't make you a pervert. | Mitty002 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,992,380 | AskReddit | c5t9qwf |
filthy liberal | omegaterra | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,992,445 | AskReddit | c5t9rgy |
User tells Mayonesa he's been tagged as White Supremacist; minor slapfight occurs between user and others. | GoldenSundown | 22 | 32 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,161,129 | SubredditDrama | yck2v |
Yea, but he was just doing it to teach reddit a valuable lesson. | david-me | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,171,922 | SubredditDrama | c5uear2 |
Dog Responds to Secret Code Word | shinobeast | 1,382 | 7,381 | 5,999 | 2012-08 | 1,345,160,064 | videos | ycj19 |
Id just love getting thrown into servers with terrible ping all day | RdRunner | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,161,271 | dayz | c5ubpdd |
But who would kill the brown people? | [deleted] | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,176,749 | politics | c5ufhia |
But who would kill the ~~brown~~ poor people? | JimmyJamesMac | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,218,487 | politics | c5um50d |
Fuck this stupid circlejerk. | TimothyEUpham | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,168,548 | politics | c5udgqj |
Tour of the Curse Mansion with Pluto! | plutosnotaplanet | 502 | 663 | 161 | 2012-08 | 1,345,158,694 | leagueoflegends | ychn9 |
That bed that takes the fucked up stairs to get to is so sick. | xWoneo | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,163,904 | leagueoflegends | c5ucbtn |
how the fuck that bed got in there lol | ahsk0106 | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,166,131 | leagueoflegends | c5ucva6 |
You can assemble beds. | emkat | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,168,829 | leagueoflegends | c5udj6l |
Not mattresses though. | DXCharger | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,169,327 | leagueoflegends | c5udnng |
Mattresses are considerably easier to lift than a bed. | emkat | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,169,507 | leagueoflegends | c5udp7v |
Did you see the staircase? | DXCharger | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,169,539 | leagueoflegends | c5udpi9 |
Okay, you're right - it's impossible to get a mattress up there. | emkat | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,169,660 | leagueoflegends | c5udqls |
Kentucky Evolution Fight: GOP Lawmakers Upset State Exams Test Students On "Made Up" Theory | AlongAgain | 12 | 19 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,158,030 | politics | ycgy8 |
Airplanes prove that gravity is "just a theory". | Tiger337 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,160,470 | politics | c5ubikd |
Help Us Flood The National Convention With Ron Paul Chocolate Bars | TheGhostOfNoLibs | 16 | 27 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,155,003 | EnoughPaulSpam | ycdq2 |
I know I make all my important political decisions based on who is giving me candy that day! | Bcteagirl | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,177,459 | EnoughPaulSpam | c5ufncs |
Reporter adds "RSS communal" fluff to a simple story which was reported neutrally by other outlets | indiaman | 19 | 22 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,154,380 | india | ycd3l |
He is only trying to please his secular masters, nothing wrong with that. | 18Lama | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,178,229 | india | c5uftc9 |
NO, AMERICA IS REPRESSING THE POOR INNOCENT CHRISTIANS | Cyberslasher | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,171,181 | atheism | c5ue4io |
How Many Polls Needed Before Launch? | Ossus | 181 | 280 | 99 | 2012-08 | 1,345,152,877 | Guildwars2 | ycbi8 |
That poll is flawed as I can only choose one class for main, I should be able to choose all of the above | vrillusions | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,182,676 | Guildwars2 | c5ugq2c |
I'm surprised Rex Grossman has made it this far in the NFL. | grandoiseau | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,201,510 | CHIBears | c5uj48g |
Yeah its really surprising that hes capable of being a 2nd string qb. | StewPidaz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,214,867 | CHIBears | c5ul8ml |
Drive by ass smacking | ShoesandSocks | 0 | 5 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,148,843 | videos | yc7m8 |
I love touching women when they don't want me to. | puttheremoteinherbut | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,149,659 | videos | c5u8m9l |
Guys, we do this. | shockoguppy9 | 1,137 | 5,867 | 4,730 | 2012-08 | 1,345,148,442 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yc76b |
TL:DR I LOVE TO SNIFF BALLS | Cyberslasher | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,167,160 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5ud4e6 |
All the damn time. | meemersbarnhart | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,167,706 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5ud991 |
manwithnostomach outlines US - Latin American Relations | MikeBoda | 69 | 89 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,147,178 | bestof | yc5s2 |
I don't know how this would work in the US, but in my country (Argentina) every sale pays a 21% Value Added Tax, so even illegal workers paid in cash are pooling money into social security every time they buy anything. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,225,972 | bestof | c5uo5xv |
Pork anyone? | treasonistruth | 14 | 30 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,146,112 | Anarchism | yc4ks |
Keep the peasants at each other's throats, and they'll never turn on their rulers. | accountt1234 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,160,841 | Anarchism | c5ublq7 |
Jim Cramer and Schiff! | DasAccount | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,145,118 | finance | c5u79q3 |
Communist. | wwjd117 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,168,216 | politics | c5uddsz |
The thing about internet | gotthewrongguy | 1,201 | 18,027 | 16,826 | 2012-08 | 1,345,142,940 | funny | yc0yr |
Tell him he needs to not just do upper body at the gym. | Excentinel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,156,653 | pics | c5uajvn |
hasn't the draft happened twice in the last 60 years? | par_texx | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,149,913 | MensRights | c5u8oxc |
Sudden clarity sexist dad | [deleted] | 105 | 140 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,345,141,448 | TrollXChromosomes | ybz91 |
Mists of...Odin Quest? | infernoruby | 18 | 26 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,140,677 | wow | ybyen |
Holy shit guys, this is obviously the next wow killer... blizz better be careful. | huntermanten | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,220,617 | wow | c5umoyy |
Of course it wouldn't crash on release. | wegin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,141,701 | tf2 | c5u698o |
I Got Bored My Last Week of Summer Break So I Refinished My Mosin Nagant. | krautpwnage | 77 | 103 | 26 | 2012-08 | 1,345,139,170 | guns | ybwq7 |
Aww but ya just ruined all that historical collector's value, everybody knows Mosins are super valuable but you just went ahead and ruined it... bummer man, you messed up big time. | slothscantswim | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,226,251 | guns | c5uo8tw |
No safe passage out of the UK for Julian Assange, says The UK Home Secretary | boob | 10 | 19 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,137,928 | worldnews | ybvdv |
"Under no circumstances will the UK allow someone that tells the truth to get out" | LeepII | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,138,974 | worldnews | c5u5g7g |
Mom: Airline failed to track daughter, 10, flying alone | lauraameika | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,136,998 | technology | ybuev |
Not sure they've grasped the concept of the vegan philosophy. | loki-poki | 0 | 2 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,135,107 | funny | ybsfg |
Everyone knows fish isn't meat. | p4mu | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,135,769 | funny | c5u4i7r |
What happens when you don't have faith in yourself | QuantumX | 1,561 | 6,286 | 4,725 | 2012-08 | 1,345,134,624 | AdviceAnimals | ybrwx |
In my old school, girs would ask me out and say just kidding; then them and their friends made fun of me. | MrAnonymous825 | 261 | 261 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,146,129 | AdviceAnimals | c5u7ke6 |
In High School, a girl's best friend told me to ask her friend out; then when I did she let me know it was a prank on me, laughed, and said "we didn't think you'd actually do it." | Chaipod | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,152,231 | AdviceAnimals | c5u9cr1 |
What a cunt. | [deleted] | 270 | 270 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,152,350 | AdviceAnimals | c5u9dxb |
Or you know... you could let it go. | Epiicuros | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,166,414 | AdviceAnimals | c5ucxrx |
2011 is what most girls thinks they'll look like within a week if they started lifting weights. | random314 | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,151,487 | pics | c5u958y |
Washing machines that need no electricity and use less water and soap, plus you get some exercise! | quakerorts | 733 | 1,067 | 334 | 2012-08 | 1,345,130,915 | Frugal | ybo49 |
Yeah like to go sifting through dumpsters for half used cleaning products | cboogie | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,161,935 | Frugal | c5ubv2k |
Subsets and Splits
No saved queries yet
Save your SQL queries to embed, download, and access them later. Queries will appear here once saved.