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Now I'm going to vote for Tony Abbot and the liberal because they are less influenced fundamentalist Christian's. | tw33kz0r | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,996,796 | australia | c5tavia |
Why am I a socialist if I want my government to shell out billions to education and healthcare instead of the defense department? | fortaleza1999 | 1,885 | 5,347 | 3,462 | 2012-08 | 1,344,981,357 | politics | y860s |
I think that the 20^th century German *national socialism* - which is where the Nazi name comes from, I believe - also contributed in a non-negligible measure to establish the Socialist brand as a true evil. | CrackItJack | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,007,119 | politics | c5tdhl6 |
Why do you hate America? | virak_john | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,032,245 | politics | c5tgvnh |
US Airforce To Test New Hyper-Sonic plane - Can reach Mach 6 | ckoczalski | 19 | 23 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,981,332 | science | y85zu |
We need this because those sneaky Afghans are kicking our ass with their Mach 5 fighter. | GooseGooseDucky | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,981,620 | science | c5t6y3v |
Hopefully iOS6 will change this to a banner like everything else, because it drives me nuts when i have to stop what I'm doing to dismiss it. | [deleted] | 461 | 631 | 170 | 2012-08 | 1,344,978,326 | iphone | y82gu |
Paul Ryan Tells Student He Should Work Three Jobs To Pay For College, Not Use Pell Grants | broadcastterp | 598 | 909 | 311 | 2012-08 | 1,344,973,814 | politics | y7x92 |
How the fuck do you have time for school if you're working THREE jobs? | ProximaC | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,975,888 | politics | c5t59ac |
I like Romney's advice better - "borrow from your folks". | Sanity_prevails | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,991,010 | politics | c5t9eha |
Troll Teacher | MOTHEROFREPOSTS | 852 | 5,431 | 4,579 | 2012-08 | 1,344,973,521 | funny | y7wx9 |
Username: MOTHEROFREPOSTS Very, very original content. | 4danno | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,005,423 | funny | c5td35b |
Romney surrogate freaks out on air after CNN anchor fact-checks Romney's Medicare claims | I_slap_racist_faces | 2,747 | 9,983 | 7,236 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,705 | politics | y7usp |
I hope to see this in at least the stand-alone version of DayZ | StevyyO_o | 250 | 326 | 76 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,218 | dayz | y7u7d |
Unfortunately, it seems government suffers from a similar problem experienced in IT fields: Your government can be: * Benevolent * Intelligent * Efficient Pick two. | PSBlake | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,992,254 | politics | c5t9ps0 |
Ever heard of Scandinavia? | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,011,416 | politics | c5tee1o |
Goddamn commie socialist bastards! | Caraes_Naur | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,025,623 | politics | c5tg83m |
Iniesta, Messi And Ronaldo Are Finalists For UEFA Best Player Award | envague | 107 | 139 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,344,970,414 | soccer | y7t72 |
Messi didn't even qualify for the Euro 2012 so Ronaldo should win by default | Ronaldo79 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,993,958 | soccer | c5ta54n |
Biden tells Virginia supporters that Romney would put blacks 'back in chains' | robert32907 | 103 | 155 | 52 | 2012-08 | 1,344,969,399 | Conservative | y7s2t |
Anyone else excited for the vice presidential debate? | yep45 | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,976,945 | Conservative | c5t5kz3 |
all ryan needs to do is stick to hard facts and take out the fluff that Biden enjoys hiding behind | leftlooserighttight | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,004,239 | Conservative | c5tcslj |
Because as we all know, the American public is very responsive to cold, hard, facts. | spectre78 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,049,926 | Conservative | c5tktbl |
*back* into chains doesn't refer to blacks at all and *that* doesn't refer to a business... I guess this is proving that public edumacation is such a great program | Dranosh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,036,856 | Conservative | c5thjsk |
Olympics considering a 3 on 3 format | JohnnyBlaze-36 | 232 | 266 | 34 | 2012-08 | 1,344,966,458 | nba | y7oml |
Why not make it a half court game while you're at it. | elchupanibre5 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,967,082 | nba | c5t2ilt |
"Straight, cis white man exhibiting his privilege" | rottingchrist | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,966,381 | MensRights | c5t2afz |
A friendly reminder to both liberals and conservatives so reddit won't become unbearable during the election | DickRhino | 1,378 | 8,656 | 7,278 | 2012-08 | 1,344,964,892 | AdviceAnimals | y7mum |
Thank god there's only two sides. | captaingravy | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,967,946 | AdviceAnimals | c5t2she |
The DPP is appealing the sentence handed down to Anthony Lyons on the grounds of "undue leniency" | Feck_Off_Cup | 17 | 26 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,964,569 | ireland | y7mhv |
Ah but sure he's rich, it wouldn't be right to treat him like one of the little people. | amymc87 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,365 | ireland | c5t3ulf |
Straight to business | RoTTaaX | 1,578 | 7,284 | 5,706 | 2012-08 | 1,344,964,203 | funny | y7m2m |
Am I the only one who loves it when the bull goes ape shit on the fighter or crowd? | DiscoKitten | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,967,722 | funny | c5t2pxg |
People being hurt by animals yay! | Philile | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,005,210 | funny | c5td193 |
And people wonder why having a browser pre-installed creates a monopoly. | daemonbarber | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,064 | talesfromtechsupport | c5t3rbt |
Not sure if sarcastic or completely failed at understanding the DoJ's case against Microsoft a dozen years ago | dakboy | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,976,940 | talesfromtechsupport | c5t5kx8 |
Yes, my one line comment was meant to completely encompass a three year trial and all of it's intricacies. | daemonbarber | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,977,893 | talesfromtechsupport | c5t5vcs |
SimCity Coming to Mac in February 2013 | jake_mandel | 105 | 129 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,344,960,365 | apple | y7htl |
You will have to use origin via parallels to install the mac app | rogue780 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,006,839 | apple | c5tdfaz |
Night map in Armored Kill? | Shehzaan | 836 | 1,199 | 363 | 2012-08 | 1,344,958,257 | battlefield3 | y7fnp |
No I think that was a pretend map they made up for the press conference. | skatedudeact | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,958,554 | battlefield3 | c5szwpw |
Remember, if you aren't ruining the game for everyone else for 10 points, you're not playing right. | CAW4 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,981,552 | battlefield3 | c5t6xfi |
Found this little spider on vacation.....NOPE. | [deleted] | 1,235 | 4,369 | 3,134 | 2012-08 | 1,344,958,164 | WTF | y7fkl |
A small non-poisonous spider, definitely WTF worthy. | N0_Soliciting | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,960,655 | WTF | c5t0ilx |
Teacher to be fired for refusing to push unnecessary, expensive textbooks at Goldman-Sacks owned (41%) Art Institute of California | [deleted] | 10 | 14 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,958,115 | politics | y7fin |
That teacher just isn't a "team player". | GooseGooseDucky | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,960,931 | politics | c5t0lk0 |
Introduction to Chemistry. | ExplosionsInThePi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,959,074 | AskReddit | c5t0211 |
OMG - Obama drinks beer.....ah,the world is ending | ATworkguy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,543 | pics | c5t3wkn |
Because the media is liberal! | Wrym | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,957,014 | politics | c5szheh |
This | paxanimus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,978,177 | politics | c5t5ygc |
First thing I said after the test ride: "I was afraid this would happen... I need one." | AlexKnolly | 231 | 287 | 56 | 2012-08 | 1,344,955,289 | motorcycles | y7csf |
Don't forget the super reliable Italian electrics! | deus216 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,971,003 | motorcycles | c5t3qob |
Cave Johnson for President 2012 | tibbon | 708 | 3,865 | 3,157 | 2012-08 | 1,344,954,809 | gaming | y7cca |
Love your oh so transparent support of Gary Johnson. | Janube | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,974,639 | gaming | c5t4vgi |
Thank God for the Germans! | dahjooneh | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,959,964 | atheism | c5t0bd9 |
TIL that a 15-year-old Canadian executed the first major DDoS crippling popular websites likes Yahoo!, CNN, eBay, Dell and Amazon to show the world how easily a kid can knockout websites, was sentenced to 8 mos juvenile detenction and was FORCED to donate $250 to charity. | moctodtidderptth | 1,038 | 6,372 | 5,334 | 2012-08 | 1,344,951,729 | todayilearned | y79rr |
Why should someone whose interests only represent a small miniority of Americans be president? | neoform | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,972,284 | Libertarian | c5t44q5 |
Hey buffalo_pete, how does voting work? | kevler9oh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,011,781 | Libertarian | c5tegii |
Children's charity supports ban on all men sitting next to children in airplanes, still no mention that the only known case of in-flight child sexual harassment was a woman harassing a boy | AnthonyZarat | 909 | 1,163 | 254 | 2012-08 | 1,344,947,982 | MensRights | y770n |
Look at it from the bright side, no crying kids beside you. | Kappies10 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,013,580 | MensRights | c5tes0h |
Guy just couldn't catch a break | fall_ark | 1,384 | 13,686 | 12,302 | 2012-08 | 1,344,947,068 | funny | y76gh |
Benitez on tiki-taka in the Premier League | insolent_imp | 125 | 164 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,344,943,710 | soccer | y74oi |
I don't think 2 cups and 2nd place is destroying Inter post-Mourinho. | muffinmonk | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,982,760 | soccer | c5t79dy |
Its Italian football, even the ball boys are corrupt; you can't blame him for suspecting something. | JokerandThief42 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,989,821 | soccer | c5t93t7 |
Beijing Loan Guarantee Firm Teeters on the Edge | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,943,703 | China | y74oc |
The one with the PENIS! | truthman2000 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,937,967 | MensRights | c5swfbb |
I wouldn't be able to contain my laughter if a white person told me they were more discriminated against than black people. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,934,736 | SubredditDrama | c5sw2qq |
As a white guy I would prefer to hit that person in the face. | to_lazy_to_name | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,947,812 | SubredditDrama | c5sxkf5 |
Sexist Ticket Pricing For An Event, Legal? | link459 | 24 | 38 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,924,420 | MensRights | y6uq2 |
You should see how much more black folks have to pay. | SteelCrossx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,962,209 | MensRights | c5t0z9y |
Japan nuclear disaster creates mutant butterflies | hypogenez | 0 | 9 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,924,176 | japan | y6ujh |
Seems legit. | Smoo_Diver | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,927,461 | japan | c5sv2xp |
No | Chickenfoot117 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,923,544 | AskReddit | c5sud8g |
Of course! | zburdsal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,923,568 | AskReddit | c5sudek |
How I feel about the upcoming election | vilaboaFR | 1,550 | 6,132 | 4,582 | 2012-08 | 1,344,922,962 | AdviceAnimals | y6tk1 |
Well I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate! | lenny20 | 181 | 181 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,946,505 | AdviceAnimals | c5sxdmc |
Sure, and it's not that simple to assume that everyone in the KKK is likely a republican, except that it is. | [deleted] | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,953,038 | AdviceAnimals | c5syj6l |
Because the KKK supports Israel like the Republicans do. | torah_sam | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,954,539 | AdviceAnimals | c5syv2l |
2 party system might not be the best system in the world, but only a fool, or someone too lazy to follow current events, would think that both parties are the same. | Szos | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,951,045 | AdviceAnimals | c5sy48o |
Girl attacks old man while her friends film and laugh, gets knocked out | imtomjane | 2,298 | 3,324 | 1,026 | 2012-08 | 1,344,921,882 | JusticePorn | y6sng |
Too bad he didn't give them all hysterectomies too. | howboutme | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,929,695 | JusticePorn | c5svff2 |
If there isn't a reference to this movie in MvM I will be extremely disappointed. | Chucklay | 5 | 11 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,920,494 | tf2 | y6rh3 |
v10 Sonic Ether Shaders | Rxntoxic | 18 | 22 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,919,535 | Minecraft | y6ql9 |
YAY I LOVE LENS GLARE. | HungryTaco | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,963,504 | Minecraft | c5t1dfu |
Can the USMNT close the gap with Mexico? | szm13 | 0 | 4 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,344,919,259 | soccer | y6qcn |
You mean the MMNT? | dfbzwa | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,922,828 | soccer | c5su7ya |
Mass Effect... Not Bad | bagelybagels | 61 | 110 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,344,918,815 | gaming | y6px0 |
*read through comments saying I molest children* *open youtube* *listen to Smile Smile Smile* *happy again* | SqueakerBot | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,940,784 | gaming | c5swpih |
No men allowed at (BC Premier) Christy Clark's women-only events. | [deleted] | 21 | 32 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,344,918,364 | MensRights | y6pgs |
Remember it's not sexism when women do it. | thrway_1000 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,920,207 | MensRights | c5stnou |
Here I was thinking he was just an innocent man climbing a pole for fun. | JayBowls | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,943,168 | MorbidReality | c5swylq |
Yes, attempting to touch a country's flag should be met with sufficient force to kill. | ribald86 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,969,895 | MorbidReality | c5t3eiy |
How my dad (a radiologist) told me that my macbook air had arrived after a week of waiting! | mtbtimr | 603 | 747 | 144 | 2012-08 | 1,344,915,314 | apple | y6miz |
nice, now come back to us with an MRI scan. | ieatsushi | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,917,510 | apple | c5st0i8 |
Inside Hitler's private world: At the Kroll Opera House in Berlin on April 28, 1939 Hitler makes keynote address answering Roosevelt's appeal to avoid war. | blandz87 | 849 | 1,051 | 202 | 2012-08 | 1,344,915,311 | HistoryPorn | y6mir |
The Inglorious Basturds were late to that get together. | culofiesta | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,927,625 | HistoryPorn | c5sv3y1 |
that movie is the most historically incorrect movie on the topic of nazi germany i've ever seen | howdoigravity | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,945,433 | HistoryPorn | c5sx8gw |
A 2 km-long section of the Quxi River in China is polluted by latex | Mullagain | 1,357 | 2,438 | 1,081 | 2012-08 | 1,344,915,142 | WTF | y6mc3 |
I'm thinking this is what the GOP wants every time they dream of abolishing the EPA. | djwink | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,946,458 | WTF | c5sxdcy |
But..but...if people *spoke up* against textile industries and let them know how naughty they were and how disappointed everyone was in them then they would be forced to change because then they would just stop making money! | rectus_dominus | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,950,508 | WTF | c5sy0l8 |
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