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Can it be text only week again soon?
[deleted]
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32
0
2012-08
1,344,881,685
harrypotter
c5sj7na
Psychologists Discover That People Subconsciously Take On Attributes Of Their Favorite Fictional Characters
KJEveryday
2,576
11,722
9,146
2012-08
1,344,873,398
science
y5dmc
It's a shame Christians don't take on the attributes of their favourite fictional character.
josephanthony
0
0
0
2012-08
1,344,892,613
science
c5smeom
You're so clever.
Zonvolt
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,893,293
science
c5smllx
Atheists Have the Best Sex Lives, Claims Kansas Psychologist's Survey - ABC News
[deleted]
0
3
11
2012-08
1,344,871,370
Christianity
y5bkf
Don't you love unbiased news sources?
Zonvolt
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,876,311
Christianity
c5shoug
Stratfor Emails reveal: "TrapWire is in place at every HVT in NYC, DC, Vegas, London, *Ottawa* and LA."
BCLaraby
164
202
38
2012-08
1,344,870,184
canada
y5ahr
They were second-class Canadians so it doesn't really matter.
chrunchy
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,942,153
canada
c5swukq
Report: Pats won't sign Plaxico Burress
patsfans
32
37
5
2012-08
1,344,869,628
Patriots
y5a0r
Oh darn.
knoblauch
4
4
0
2012-08
1,344,888,564
Patriots
c5sl7ot
Whites Believe They Are Victims of Racism More Often Than Blacks
Metaphoricalsimile
1,391
2,510
1,119
2012-08
1,344,869,392
TrueReddit
y59te
typical white people am i rite?
Lightfiend
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,883,628
TrueReddit
c5sjruj
Bride Stabs Groom Hours Before Wedding; Groom dies from fatal heart wound
CMOS222
17
33
16
2012-08
1,344,868,688
MensRights
y597t
I think I'm going to start drinking Pepsi.
trae84
796
11,371
10,575
2012-08
1,344,868,076
atheism
y58p4
Even if this was true (it's not), the alternative, hyper multi-national Coke must be better, right?
pHreaksYcle
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,877,096
atheism
c5shwsa
We are all one
Be1Lan1
2,911
40,467
37,556
2012-08
1,344,866,514
pics
y57gq
WHY ISN'T AMERICA ALL THE WAY IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER?
HolyTryst
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,888,739
pics
c5sl9ms
Why do Tea Partiers want to dismantle Medicare, if 50% of them are on it?
[deleted]
1,005
1,684
679
2012-08
1,344,866,341
politics
y57bg
They don't want their Medicare to change, but they want to scrap it for future generations so they can get their benefits and lower their taxes too.
absurdamerica
438
438
0
2012-08
1,344,868,957
politics
c5sft5h
You young people today are SO entitled!
vainamo-
24
24
0
2012-08
1,344,881,624
politics
c5sj714
Maybe if they felt entitled to vote once in a while, we wouldn't have a Congress dominated by the Tea Party.
OldFartDave
40
40
0
2012-08
1,344,889,689
politics
c5slk03
BOTH PARTIES ARE THE SAME AND OBAMA WON'T LEGALIZE MARIJUANA AND WANTS TO KILL/DETAIN YOU!
Epshot
-4
-4
0
2012-08
1,344,891,823
politics
c5sm6on
Lowey asks Congress to ban ammo sales on Internet, because that affects her constituents so much?
SecondSafestCity
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,866,208
Rockland
y577r
Urban farming is dangerous.
ConspiracyMomma
28
37
9
2012-08
1,344,866,051
cincinnati
y573b
TIL people on welfare have nice things.
Skyblacker
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,908,250
cincinnati
c5sqllu
Nurse 'Humiliated' By Qantas Policy
trot-trot
167
202
35
2012-08
1,344,864,737
MensRights
y5641
I hope they extends this policy so Jews cant sit next to Muslims
eggilicious
8
8
0
2012-08
1,344,889,458
MensRights
c5slhg3
Rightbloggers Rejoice as Ryan Revives Romney, Reaganesquely - Village Voice
Cathylouise
0
2
2
2012-08
1,344,864,677
politics
y5628
Look into those dead eyes and rejoice that the Zombie Apocalypse is nearly upon us!
gonzone
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,868,877
politics
c5sfsiu
Man accused of waterboarding his 11 year old daughter
RoscoeMG
3
8
5
2012-08
1,344,861,598
WTF
y5430
It's ok, It's not torture.
JOBAfunky
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,865,676
WTF
c5sf4jd
Mitt Romney Denies Freedom of Religion: Romney has said he would support a bill that would allow employers and insurers to deny their female employees insurance coverage for birth control and other health services, based on the religious beliefs of the employers and insurers.
alllie
1,719
5,981
4,262
2012-08
1,344,861,448
politics
y5406
Everyone who workd for a Jehovah's Witness would be utterly fuked.
crapnovelist
20
20
0
2012-08
1,344,866,411
politics
c5sf9nh
Because people can't change jobs or get a different insurance
TracyMorganFreeman
-5
-5
0
2012-08
1,344,885,301
politics
c5sk8s6
Yea that 70 billion in taxes being missed out on is worth it clearly.
Popcom
6
6
0
2012-08
1,344,888,574
politics
c5sl7sk
We're almost there
SpcK
1,662
7,325
5,663
2012-08
1,344,860,039
gaming
y538i
Conservatives obsess over the myth of a black-on-white crime epidemic
Twigglesnix
37
56
19
2012-08
1,344,859,460
politics
y52xi
Xabi Alonso turns down contract extension at Real Madrid
dugness
0
8
8
2012-08
1,344,859,428
soccer
y52wt
well..what are the odds?
nashedi
790
2,632
1,842
2012-08
1,344,859,239
pics
y52t7
Yeah...this isn't photoshopped at all.
roofied_elephant
7
7
0
2012-08
1,344,859,792
pics
c5se7nw
you... probably should not be inspecting vaginas professionally.
[deleted]
1,567
7,977
6,410
2012-08
1,344,859,111
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
y52rd
but PINK HAIR, must upvote!
dietotaku
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,877,880
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
c5si4ok
If we ever did colonise Mars, what steps would or should be taken to ensure that the Martian colonies did not break ties with Earth (see USA to Britain, etc.)
I_Conquer
39
54
15
2012-08
1,344,856,075
AskReddit
y51a7
Yeah it turned out REALLY great compared to the uk.
LordOfTurtles
0
0
0
2012-08
1,344,878,003
AskReddit
c5si5ws
I don't believe this guy.
ltethe
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,889,840
apple
c5sllop
The Withering of the Affluent Society by Robert J. Samuelson
[deleted]
7
12
5
2012-08
1,344,855,688
TrueReddit
y513x
Another article detailing my bright future.
mountainmad
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,859,544
TrueReddit
c5se6lw
In this thread, I learned how to never enjoy another movie as long as I live.
Ninsha
1,988
1,988
0
2012-08
1,344,860,014
AskReddit
c5se8mh
Hey man The Dark Knight Rises sucks because of these problems I read about on the internet after I previously loved it but before I realized it's hip to shrug when someone talks about it.
treein303
7
7
0
2012-08
1,344,864,471
AskReddit
c5sewm3
Is there a general Consensus on the best Protein Powders available on the open market?
thehumpingninja
54
65
11
2012-08
1,344,852,915
Fitness
y4zv2
i have yet to find a cheaper deal than truenutrition's whey concetrate at 7$/lb.
Jtsunami
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,884,974
Fitness
c5sk5gv
*concentrate
Lord--Osis
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,889,030
Fitness
c5slcvp
Seems about right
mikey_croatia
1,258
3,196
1,938
2012-08
1,344,850,342
atheism
y4ypv
God works in mysterious ways.
NanduDas
5
5
0
2012-08
1,344,868,279
atheism
c5sfno9
The joys of strutting, swaggering male fantasy
avoiceformen
1
11
10
2012-08
1,344,846,349
MensRights
y4wv9
Look at those female dancers being forced to work and dress in erotic clothing, then there's forcing all of the women in the crowd to have a good time, what monsters...wait they're not being forced and they're doing it as part of their own free will and choice why didn't someone say sooner.
EpicJ
5
5
0
2012-08
1,344,847,468
MensRights
c5scysu
Spoiler alert.
Haydawg
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,870,597
zelda
c5sg79p
Why Does America Have So Many 'Peter Pan' Men?
[deleted]
65
98
33
2012-08
1,344,842,075
MensRights
y4ul6
The female to male ratio for my class at my university is 3:1.
Aiwha
9
9
0
2012-08
1,344,856,630
MensRights
c5sdv13
Did you get laid frequently?
[deleted]
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,868,280
MensRights
c5sfnof
Lesbians are also on the rise.
TheFedds
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,873,125
MensRights
c5sgu8x
Greatest Canadian Road Trips
[deleted]
118
153
35
2012-08
1,344,839,599
canada
y4szn
So close.
everest53
28
36
8
2012-08
1,344,835,326
mildlyinteresting
y4plg
Just drive 5.3 more miles!
Hiazm
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,891,317
mildlyinteresting
c5sm1h3
He was one of the guys from Vamanos Pest control
Tom_Luthor
29
29
0
2012-08
1,344,853,292
breakingbad
c5sdjiu
Haha I see what's going on here.
Hustle77
-1
-1
0
2012-08
1,344,835,001
Christianity
c5say8g
Would you elaborate please?
bartonar
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,839,944
Christianity
c5sbwsm
:/ So this is the state of internet dating these days... I think we're both going to be single for a loooonng time.. oy vey.
imathesaurus
548
866
318
2012-08
1,344,833,435
TwoXChromosomes
y4nwq
... But he seems like such a nice guy.
msmely
26
26
0
2012-08
1,344,834,579
TwoXChromosomes
c5saush
Showering in the dark
Toykay01
430
567
137
2012-08
1,344,832,950
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
y4nhd
Ya sorry I noticed that after I uploaded it to.
Toykay01
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,920,667
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
c5strdy
Just imagine two weeks from now No more rushing to do stuff because of limited playtime, no more forced marathon runs because you won't have access the next day, no more limiting yourself to avoid spoilers, no more lost progression, no more waiting ... just bliss
daMarek
163
225
62
2012-08
1,344,832,891
Guildwars2
y4nf9
Two weeks from now.... Vacation starting in Canada on the 24th for two weeks to see the in-laws.
Noxlip
3
3
0
2012-08
1,344,867,818
Guildwars2
c5sfk18
YYYEEEAAAHHH the "Inlaws"
Nerdhero
3
3
0
2012-08
1,344,871,406
Guildwars2
c5sgege
I'm super excited
Noxlip
2
2
0
2012-08
1,344,872,867
Guildwars2
c5sgrue
Boost humanitarian intake to 20,000: Asylum seeker Panel.
ColdandUgly
42
55
13
2012-08
1,344,830,233
australia
y4kwo
MY JERBS!
cludeo656565
-2
-2
0
2012-08
1,344,842,644
australia
c5sccba
It's shit like this, teenagers.
willneu97
4
7
3
2012-08
1,344,824,395
teenagers
y4f8p
Yes because *EVERY* teenager acts like this, no matter who they are.
TrainerKris
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,838,711
teenagers
c5sbp0n
The chick-fil-a thing is going to look downright stupid for a lot of people no matter what your personal views are
omegaterra
73
73
0
2012-08
1,344,822,065
AskReddit
c5s7qcl
I honestly don't see why the religious/ideological views of the company's owner matters, they have delicious food and that's all I care about.
TheEpicTortoise
17
17
0
2012-08
1,344,823,689
AskReddit
c5s84uz
They fund groups that, among other things, have campaigned to have the death penalty introduced for homosexuality in Uganda.
[deleted]
36
36
0
2012-08
1,344,830,774
AskReddit
c5s9yj7
It's a poor thing to kill people over, but we *do* need less people in African countries.
[deleted]
-8
-8
0
2012-08
1,344,834,857
AskReddit
c5sax2w
*fewer.
wagnerjr
0
0
0
2012-08
1,344,836,273
AskReddit
c5sb84o
After 4 years of riding it finally happened this weekend on my 350 mile trip.
Hackzor209
262
333
71
2012-08
1,344,820,950
motorcycles
y4bta
If your bike was stolen and you reported it to the police, wouldn't you want them to look around?
jtunzi
28
28
0
2012-08
1,344,823,556
motorcycles
c5s83kj
You laugh, you lose.
[deleted]
0
12
16
2012-08
1,344,820,069
funny
y4az4
FIBA chief Patrick Baumann, secretary general of FIBA "My feeling is that we will not be proposing a 23 age limit for the 2016 Olympic Games."
[deleted]
55
65
10
2012-08
1,344,816,283
nba
y47jn
Once again a David Stern idea falls flat on it's face.
TerrorOfTheTimeLords
23
23
0
2012-08
1,344,816,469
nba
c5s6dmk
This is what happens when you define your life by a TV show.
Reddit_is_Unoriginal
338
338
0
2012-08
1,344,816,504
SubredditDrama
c5s6dwn
What about tuxedo shirts?
[deleted]
29
29
0
2012-08
1,344,826,220
SubredditDrama
c5s8sfy
[](/rarityyell) No t-shirts of any kind!
Bnoob
59
59
0
2012-08
1,344,829,401
SubredditDrama
c5s9m4z
Wife beater?
david-me
26
26
0
2012-08
1,344,832,805
SubredditDrama
c5sag5v
NO!
Bnoob
8
8
0
2012-08
1,344,833,117
SubredditDrama
c5sair8
It mentions fury, so that's obviously where it was inspired from.
AManHasSpoken
3
3
0
2012-08
1,345,020,927
gameofthrones
c5tfreh
As a European, this was me playing the new Madden 13 demo
BigBoppinBill
14
27
13
2012-08
1,344,984,743
gaming
y89pu
Shhh, we don't need those rules around here
Spud740
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,999,330
gaming
c5tbjnm
Why didn't they just make it with 12 pieces of silverware?
shrimpchipsaregood
0
19
22
2012-08
1,344,982,902
mildlyinteresting
y87p5
Because then it would just be tacky.
Gallifreyan_Type_40
1
1
0
2012-08
1,344,983,000
mildlyinteresting
c5t7bt2
Atheist Foundation of Australia's response to Julia Gillard speaking at the ACL conference - Pandering to Stupidity
ImNotJesus
39
76
37
2012-08
1,344,982,820
australia
y87lx