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/v/ on the new Mann vs Machine TF2 update | redFF | 1,786 | 10,902 | 9,116 | 2012-08 | 1,344,913,829 | gaming | y6kyx |
Anything you can do Jackass does better | allhailsanta | 923 | 3,170 | 2,247 | 2012-08 | 1,344,910,878 | funny | y6hw2 |
Yeah, innovation and improvement suck! | iAlwaysDoubleJump | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,914,470 | cars | c5ss8hc |
Not to mention its black. | number3LFC | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,917,418 | MensRights | c5sszn9 |
Well shit now I'm scared your scribbles are going to rob me. | Willyjwade | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,944,016 | MensRights | c5sx23m |
He likes penguins | hnuss69 | 1,862 | 15,276 | 13,414 | 2012-08 | 1,344,908,220 | atheism | y6f1p |
I like penguins too...another proof that we are made in his image | hinos_ke | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,919,630 | atheism | c5stiw2 |
Colin Moriarty gives his view on the "girlfriend mode" issue | ElectricSistaHood | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,908,146 | GirlGamers | y6eys |
Politics? | burpen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,970,203 | whatstheword | c5t3hwk |
Anytime a feminist says " Women are more at risk of violence than men" Show them this | Clauderoughly | 165 | 212 | 47 | 2012-08 | 1,344,906,398 | MensRights | y6d63 |
Yeah but it's the men's fault because of patriarchy and the violence is man on man so it doesn't count. | MaunaLoona | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,917,018 | MensRights | c5ssw0r |
Plus, the AC games are pretty rich in history facts and such...and there isn't nearly as much shock-value or gore as other titles with an M-Rating | RamblerWulf | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,919,538 | gaming | c5sti2i |
Carlos Delfino Signs w/ Rockets | seejaydeja | 40 | 48 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,903,909 | nba | y6am7 |
Dwight who? | Houston832 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,912,942 | nba | c5sru1n |
Ecuador has accused the UK of making a "threat" to enter its embassy in London to arrest Wikileaks' Julian Assange. | Emtochka | 93 | 112 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,075,171 | europe | yahkc |
And this is why you should always wear a condom. | didaskaleinophobic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,167,796 | europe | c5uda0o |
Young illegal immigrants line up to for 1st chance to work legally in US in new Obama program | theplanegeek | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,073,738 | politics | yag3g |
Out of work american citizens rejoice that there is now even more competition in the job market. | DaAngryLiberal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,074,915 | politics | c5ts3oe |
Which one would you buy? | Needsomethingwitty | 518 | 1,083 | 565 | 2012-08 | 1,345,071,967 | Frugal | yae7e |
The $594.70+$37.50 version, because it obviously has more value. | madjo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,129,094 | Frugal | c5u2m60 |
A Record Decline in Government Jobs: Implications for the Economy and America's Workforce | 8rg6a2o | 86 | 130 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,345,070,785 | Economics | yacz0 |
Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted buckles to the pressure and sets uniform voting hours for all Ohio counties. | T1mac | 2,344 | 4,721 | 2,377 | 2012-08 | 1,345,069,685 | politics | yabsq |
Why do Republicans always do the wrong, sleazy thing first to see if they can get away with it? | ktf23t | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,086,502 | politics | c5tv81q |
Periphery - Girlfight | RedShirtedAss | 33 | 40 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,068,877 | Djent | yaaxr |
Just another reason for me to thoroughly enjoy Periphery without any vocals. | Flame_US3r | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,095,231 | Djent | c5txgw6 |
Yup, cuz this is representative of everything else they've written. | Jabbathematt | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,097,186 | Djent | c5txvpf |
Barney, this post needs context please | Ooer | 6 | 9 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,068,665 | mcpublicofftopic | yaaoy |
Wait, what have I missed? | zburdsal | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,083,062 | mcpublicofftopic | c5tuahr |
I removed Ooer's brain | Deaygo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,154,612 | mcpublicofftopic | c5ua0mb |
It all makes sense now! | zburdsal | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,154,908 | mcpublicofftopic | c5ua3fl |
My father just walked in on me (31) and my brother (22) arguing over which pokemon is strongest | markthebag | 2,628 | 5,494 | 2,866 | 2012-08 | 1,345,066,960 | reactiongifs | ya8o9 |
So.... which one is it? | wmgregory | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,289 | reactiongifs | c5tq1oi |
It was out of Mew and Charizard, I shall let Reddit decide! | markthebag | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,456 | reactiongifs | c5tq3ak |
We talking in-game or in the show/movies? | spacekow | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,639 | reactiongifs | c5tq529 |
That was not specified | markthebag | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,709 | reactiongifs | c5tq5sc |
Sure, Mew would win, but it's not stronger. | Mcflexington | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,083,266 | reactiongifs | c5tucgf |
You forgot that the first generation is the only true generation and all the other ones don't count | Poshul | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,111,847 | reactiongifs | c5tzubb |
Ecuador says Britain threatened to raid embassy to extract Julian Assange | wlpress | 2,953 | 9,092 | 6,139 | 2012-08 | 1,345,066,576 | worldnews | ya882 |
little old ecuador has the biggest bollocks in south amreica | Bukharin | 1,051 | 1,051 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,073,158 | worldnews | c5trm65 |
Man, the UK really takes sexual assault seriously. | Timthos | 704 | 704 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,075,936 | worldnews | c5tsdph |
THAT FUCKER SAID HE WOULD USE A CONDOM, BUT DIDN'T I DEMAND WWIII | Heidegger | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,098,704 | worldnews | c5ty60p |
well, shit, here we were thinking that these sort of things needed to be resolved in a court of law, but it turns out you just have to ask a bunch of redditors and the formalities can be dispensed with | frymaster | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,116,285 | worldnews | c5u0a04 |
"PS to self-righteous bleeding hear Redditors: SHUT UP, WHITE PEOPLE CAN SPEAK EBONICS TOO (and I hate it when anyone of any race does it)" | potato1 | 0 | 27 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,345,065,567 | ShitRedditSays | ya72e |
Probably the best photobomb of all time. | cdurant | 1,332 | 9,209 | 7,877 | 2012-08 | 1,345,064,977 | funny | ya6do |
I cant see it, whats the photobomb. | MadSon011 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,089,675 | funny | c5tw3fq |
How old are the super tall, long skinny palm trees on Sunset Blvd? | morningblack89 | 86 | 96 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,063,634 | LosAngeles | ya4sl |
What's a blockbuster video? | oOoleveloOo | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,083,516 | LosAngeles | c5tuevf |
I never understood the point of giving a certain group of people first access, it just makes it hard to find a game with the new DLC you just got | BebopRocksteady82 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,066,168 | battlefield3 | c5tpq0e |
I look at as a testing phase kinda deal, You have a smaller group (PS3) adopt first then gradually roll it out across the board fixing any problems that might arise along the way. | gezhendrix | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,068,265 | battlefield3 | c5tqbav |
Depends. | sopernova23 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,120 | sex | c5tsfh6 |
Enbridge video depicts wide open waterways around Kitamat - failing to illustrate 1000 square kilometres of islands, narrow channels and rocky outcrops. | Undisguised | 96 | 113 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,345,058,425 | vancouver | y9yq9 |
Enbridge isn't entirely truthful in a promotional video...I'm shocked! | dorkofthepolisci | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,060,110 | vancouver | c5tnw0z |
Republican here, generally don't get along with many others from the GOP in my age group. | Kit_L | 309 | 309 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,063,478 | AskReddit | c5toxnw |
Get outta mah party, ya RINO! | speculativereply | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,083,449 | AskReddit | c5tue89 |
Giants OF Melky Cabrera suspended 50 games for testing positive for testosterone | boogerbrains | 780 | 1,000 | 220 | 2012-08 | 1,345,056,206 | baseball | y9w86 |
pretty sure his melkmen count is significantly decreased from the roids. | mug3n | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,066,499 | baseball | c5tpthq |
Aaaand out comes everyone saying they had their suspicions all along | nyy27 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,063,074 | baseball | c5tot7i |
My cousin has never even heard of baseball, and even HE knew Melky juiced.... | gazzawhite | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,160,139 | baseball | c5ubfoy |
PR at Battlefield has a sense of humor | SlyMongoose | 1,034 | 2,108 | 1,074 | 2012-08 | 1,345,055,002 | gaming | y9uv6 |
Buildings in BC2 didn't have the same structural integrity as BF3 buildings, I mean look at all the steel reinforced concrete in BF3! | K4ge | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,073,425 | gaming | c5troqc |
What motive does ESPN have for hating your team? | TheBloodTypo | 57 | 71 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,054,315 | CFB | y9u23 |
Only casuals need to look at the controller while playing. | NiteShadeX2 | 288 | 288 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,057,824 | gaming | c5tn6dr |
TIL Michael Keaton was so against Batman Forever, that even $15 M couldn't sway him to reprise his role. | fiercepenguin | 1,206 | 1,992 | 786 | 2012-08 | 1,345,052,472 | todayilearned | y9s22 |
TIL Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas Hmm i wonder why he changed it | BeBenNova | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,100,040 | todayilearned | c5tyer2 |
I always find myself looking for this image, so here it is for everyone! | Legal_Assassin | 72 | 91 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,052,300 | SRSMen | y9rvy |
what a helpful reply. | materialdesigner | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,361,237 | SRSMen | c5ven9e |
Wolverine's Mutant Power | [deleted] | 849 | 1,083 | 234 | 2012-08 | 1,345,050,646 | comicbooks | y9q23 |
What else would you expect from a character created by Rob Liefeld. | timesnewboston | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,066,190 | comicbooks | c5tpq8o |
You know, characters change a lot, especially if they've been written for *21 years* | caseofthematts | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,042 | comicbooks | c5tpz4t |
This one really hasn't though. | mizike | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,067,861 | comicbooks | c5tq79n |
Read Liefield's pool, then Daniel Way's, then Remeder's in Uncanny X-Force and tell me he hasn't. | nerdlights | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,070,095 | comicbooks | c5tqsur |
In an interview to Fortune Magazine Mitt Romney says he will eliminate subsidies for Amtrak($1.56 billion), PBS ($444 million), the National Endowment for the Arts-$146 million. | [deleted] | 1,097 | 1,539 | 442 | 2012-08 | 1,345,046,606 | politics | y9lqu |
Why do we need trains when we can just drill for more oil, so that people can drive their cars on the highways? | KilroyLeges | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,065,654 | politics | c5tpkq6 |
She didn't just admit something, it sounds legit, maybe we should leave the Romney's alone already? | lmbb20 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,057,017 | politics | c5tmxi6 |
Kevin Conroy Disses Christian Bale's Batman Voice "Someone should have stopped him" | adolfojacosta | 3 | 14 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,045,690 | batman | y9krt |
pft, what does Kevin Conroy know ... He's only been doing Batman for what 20 years now ? | Spoonska | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,049,969 | batman | c5tkttu |
Man accidentally shoots himself when concealed weapon goes off in movie theater | marji80 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,045,088 | politics | y9k65 |
Just another responsible gun owner excercising his rights under the 2nd Amendment. | mcas1208 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,051,274 | politics | c5tl7tb |
Ann Romney: 'There's Going To Be No More Tax Releases Given' | HouseSpeaker | 106 | 145 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,345,042,770 | politics | y9hy8 |
Katy Perry | oldskeleton | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,042,656 | gentlemanboners | y9huy |
Super classy | mechabeast | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,047,877 | gentlemanboners | c5tk7c4 |
A good article about "assault weapons restrictions" that treats both sides as fairly as they deserve. | KillerSpud | 118 | 139 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,345,042,655 | guns | y9hux |
Examples of male sexual harassment | [deleted] | 5 | 13 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,041,587 | MensRights | y9gwu |
They should have just manned the fuck up! | stln00b | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,062,186 | MensRights | c5toj7y |
Frank Schaeffer asks why any Christian would vote for Ayn Rand devotee Paul Ryan | Millstone99 | 1 | 20 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,041,011 | Christianity | y9ge4 |
Hitler liked the boy scouts so you all better hate the boy scouts! | jij | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,042,676 | Christianity | c5tiry0 |
Texas A&M Trying to Distance Itself from Shooting Incident | teddywilson | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,040,580 | aggies | y9g07 |
It's the only one I've seen.. Had no idea what the sound was at first. | Simplexletalis | 204 | 261 | 57 | 2012-08 | 1,345,040,541 | dayz | y9fz0 |
What am I looking at. | TheBraveTroll | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,046,139 | dayz | c5tjplg |
One hell of an ocean. | hullcrushdeath | 1,453 | 2,156 | 703 | 2012-08 | 1,345,040,430 | mildlyinteresting | y9fvb |
This is what the world looks like after New Zealand's revenge for leaving us off the Risk map. | Astrokiwi | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,050,976 | mildlyinteresting | c5tl4m1 |
They got Australia, that's close enough. | Madonkadonk | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,080,058 | mildlyinteresting | c5tthld |
Bob Ley says MMA highlights shouldn't be on ESPN (skip to sec 51) | beto_atx | 6 | 12 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,038,371 | MMA | y9e9o |
With a concrete argument like that, he must be right. | thalguy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,049,176 | MMA | c5tkl3t |
Why we should repeal the ethanol mandate and what we should replace it with | Slopezian | 234 | 345 | 111 | 2012-08 | 1,345,038,359 | Economics | y9e9e |
This is a terrible idea: A carbon tax that won't actually help with the stated goals, but is rather a new form of cash cow that will disproportionately harm (especially low-income) consumers and decrease the generation of wealth in the country. | PaintChem | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,040,985 | Economics | c5tidih |
Congressman Dennis Kucinich has introduced a bill that would "prohibit the extrajudicial killing of United States citizens" | Osterstriker | 966 | 1,379 | 413 | 2012-08 | 1,345,037,203 | politics | y9der |
My 1992 25th Anniversary RS Camaro with custom paint job | Codymartin59 | 104 | 170 | 66 | 2012-08 | 1,345,037,063 | Autos | y9db0 |
Hey, don't bother to post more than one photo, or use a decent resolution or anything... and we don't want to hear about the car either. | el_muerte17 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,063,526 | Autos | c5toy64 |
Why Registering Voters Is Critical - Obama leads Romney 43 to 14 in those currently not registered to vote. | amprather | 1,102 | 1,801 | 699 | 2012-08 | 1,345,035,048 | politics | y9bu9 |
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