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Different tools for different jobs | ramblerandgambler | 906 | 1,321 | 415 | 2012-08 | 1,345,130,845 | guns | ybo24 |
What about the expansion as the water freezes, and won't the ice stick to the sheath? | Pays4Porn | 500 | 500 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,131,005 | pics | c5u34yv |
I think you missed the "Fill line" part at the beginning | Claypool2112 | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,134,575 | pics | c5u45rg |
Oh right... because ice freezes completely uniformly. | terevos2 | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,135,043 | pics | c5u4akd |
TIL Lyndon B. Johnson once urinated on a secret serviceman who was shielding him from public view just because he was the president and he could. | awkwardboy | 1,846 | 8,554 | 6,708 | 2012-08 | 1,345,129,597 | todayilearned | ybmv3 |
Sounds like an amazing elected official. | sfacets | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,182,921 | todayilearned | c5ugrpf |
no; now they just shoot you with a good gun. | ShopS-mart | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,141,249 | Denver | c5u64hi |
Mariners funding opposition to new SODO arena | kinisonkhan | 31 | 37 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,128,928 | Seattle | ybm8j |
TIL whales are getting sun burns due to a weakened ozone layer | hillsfar | 318 | 481 | 163 | 2012-08 | 1,345,128,740 | todayilearned | ybm1x |
Look at the source, this is obviously a liberal conspiracy theory. | 3vilJEster | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,133,364 | todayilearned | c5u3t5e |
Arrived at work today to find Owen and Vince filming a scene outside my window. | mmdye | 1,950 | 11,004 | 9,054 | 2012-08 | 1,345,127,957 | pics | yblby |
Gas thief gets a mouthful of sewage. | MaximillianPegasus | 1,557 | 9,408 | 7,851 | 2012-08 | 1,345,127,828 | WTF | ybl87 |
Only 291 hours more | bz786 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,126,907 | leagueoflegends | ybken |
That's definitely worth posting on this reddit. | chaoshavok | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,127,114 | leagueoflegends | c5u23vq |
I never thought of that, hmmmm | KevinPeters | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,158,874 | Minecraft | c5ub4di |
Kentucky GOP Outraged Colleges Want Students to Know Things | lsimonetta | 1,793 | 4,526 | 2,733 | 2012-08 | 1,345,124,121 | politics | ybi1u |
First pictures of Google Play Gift Cards! | Icyfirz | 703 | 1,231 | 528 | 2012-08 | 1,345,122,958 | Android | ybh6y |
Obama: I Don't Think Anyone Would Suggest I've Tried To Divide The Country | Singlemalt_28 | 117 | 184 | 67 | 2012-08 | 1,345,122,242 | Conservative | ybgp3 |
yeah, "you're either with us or with the terrorists" is not divisive at all. | Moerty | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,142,125 | Conservative | c5u6drj |
The Olympic Gold Winner in Prison Population | yugoslavic | 953 | 2,635 | 1,682 | 2012-08 | 1,345,121,415 | WTF | ybg3x |
China has always been completely honest with reporting their prison statistics, right? | OhSoWitty | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,137,185 | WTF | c5u4x7r |
Ecuador to Let Julian Assange Stay in Its Embassy. | StretchinAZ | 3,154 | 16,983 | 13,829 | 2012-08 | 1,345,120,764 | worldnews | ybfno |
I actually heard on NPR this morning that London is now considering revoking the embassy's protected status so they can just go in there and take him. | 30thCenturyMan | 327 | 327 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,122,584 | worldnews | c5u152h |
I see it more as them letting him go back to Ecuador, waiting for it to leave the public eye, then as soon as the next big media sensation captures the eyes of the world the USA will Kim dotcom the shit out of him with full support from Ecuador (after offering them some pleasant incentives in private). | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,125,417 | worldnews | c5u1php |
Or he will just quietly disappear... I'm sure certain people would be just HORRIBLY disappointed if he choked to death on his morning meal | chron67 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,129,238 | worldnews | c5u2niw |
26 corporations including AT&T, Boeing and Citigroup, paid their CEOs an average of $20.4 million last year while paying little or no federal taxes | OliverAtom | 1,617 | 2,983 | 1,366 | 2012-08 | 1,345,120,153 | politics | ybfa9 |
TIL that all three Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Norway and Denmark) are within the 10 least corrupt countries in the world | sophia_smith | 1,115 | 2,974 | 1,859 | 2012-08 | 1,345,120,060 | todayilearned | ybf8c |
Reddit, what is your number one vice and why? | EAT_A_DICK_CUNT | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,119,659 | AskReddit | ybez5 |
Your going to get a lot of people saying sex here | MattTheHack | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,119,718 | AskReddit | c5u0oop |
Barney Frank: Unemployment Would Be Below 8% If We Had More Public Workers | RealClearPolitics | Morrimoto | 31 | 44 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,345,119,220 | Libertarian | ybep9 |
Unemployment would be lower if people weren't able to get paid for two plus years while they sit on their ass. | pitchinloafs | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,127,456 | Libertarian | c5u26yi |
Right, because there are SOOOO many jobs just waiting to be filled all over America. | sighclone | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,145,241 | Libertarian | c5u7b1q |
I have never heard of Steve Yegge before but it was definitely an interesting read despite being some what disorganized and extremely long. | pheNam2000 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,138,262 | web_design | c5u58hk |
So, the universe was created in 6 days? | [deleted] | 925 | 2,448 | 1,523 | 2012-08 | 1,345,118,563 | atheism | ybeb3 |
Hands down, deep fried butter | [deleted] | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,125,117 | AskReddit | c5u1n4p |
It's slippery, ergo it must work to lubricate our arteries and veins! | Fauscailt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,174,485 | AskReddit | c5uexqr |
Mumbai violence: Reinventing the Muslim victimhood stance | dhatura | 23 | 32 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,116,698 | india | ybdbo |
Thanks for labeling it nsfw. | MessengerOfYouTube | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,572,727 | datgap | c5wlhdx |
Where does it say "his" ex is a "female"? | Surbee | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,148,910 | houston | c5u8ebo |
Critical MASS - Vancouver, WA | [deleted] | 0 | 8 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,109,593 | Portland | yb9y5 |
This is really going to make a difference! | edwartica | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,148,086 | Portland | c5u85f2 |
Louis Saha on his way to Sunderland? | lilpele | 23 | 31 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,105,934 | soccer | yb85q |
They don't need a striker; they've got Campbell, Ji and Wickham! | verytallperson | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,106,575 | soccer | c5tzb4c |
Because he isn't. | CharlottesWebster | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,120,963 | nfl | c5u0v9t |
That's a good explanation. | xflushot | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,138,622 | nfl | c5u5cdc |
Carabinier-a-Cheval cuirass holed by round-shot during the Battle of Waterloo, 1812. | arabisraeli | 177 | 196 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,097,302 | MilitaryPorn | yb2vq |
Did he live? | Hrob270 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,104,154 | MilitaryPorn | c5tz0q3 |
This obsession is so weird. | DrLasagna | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,106,411 | funny | c5tzagj |
Neckbeards really should stop being so damn gay when they obsess about Ridiculously Photogenic Guy and other male memes or male celebrities. | Crawlers | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,139,461 | funny | c5u5lff |
TIL that before 1774 in England it was possible to take out life insurance on a complete stranger, go kill them, and collect. | jelloey | 1,420 | 3,519 | 2,099 | 2012-08 | 1,345,093,564 | todayilearned | yazyh |
HAHA that was funny because you took it the wrong way. | dude1435 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,093,087 | pics | c5twz5d |
Woman will be fined 600 dollars for giving out food to poor kids | stewart_stab | 1,521 | 2,460 | 939 | 2012-08 | 1,345,091,202 | news | yaxx8 |
It's almost complete! | hbgoddard | 970 | 2,136 | 1,166 | 2012-08 | 1,345,090,654 | Minecraft | yaxet |
Not complete, we need brick, stone and sandstone logs to match the wood. | slide_potentiometer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,098,857 | Minecraft | c5ty73p |
My gf is Chinese, she made some sculptures with glass, can I post that? | duhblow7 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,132,236 | glassheads | c5u3hjh |
Absolutely not. | Ishyotos | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,134,695 | glassheads | c5u46zk |
Subtle, but important | RalphiesBoogers | 1,422 | 6,015 | 4,593 | 2012-08 | 1,345,089,656 | atheism | yawg6 |
Running is my favorite thing in this world | Abusive_Gorilla | 1,686 | 3,061 | 1,375 | 2012-08 | 1,345,085,753 | tattoos | yasja |
Terraformed a mountain, then built a tower and made a story for it. | Dr4ven | 5 | 10 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,084,672 | Minecraft | yarfd |
Cool story bro. | TheGoryElk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,104,808 | Minecraft | c5tz3pb |
Update on fraudulent DMCA attack against GirlWritesWhat | [deleted] | 32 | 47 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,083,188 | MensRights | yapto |
It doesn't appear that feminists had anything to do with it. | [deleted] | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,088,966 | MensRights | c5tvwkq |
I heard you just watch for the commercials during the superbowl. | methodamerICON | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,081,909 | nfl | c5ttzaz |
Dude, I think that's just a small ball of yarn. | SiloHawk | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,087,761 | rockhounds | c5tvkp7 |
Please do | grayaus | 1,234 | 12,798 | 11,564 | 2012-08 | 1,345,077,369 | funny | yajqe |
Is this how Norway should be played? | GreenHashtag | 20 | 26 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,872 | eu3 | yaj9e |
No, you should be exploring down to India, grabbing an Indian province, moving your capital there, then defaulting to basically become a Western power in India. | ThrustVectoring | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,088,081 | eu3 | c5tvnu8 |
It's the little things in life. | DisguisedRope | 86 | 105 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,793 | Firearms | yaj6n |
Journalism returns to America! | beauseph | 216 | 260 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,746 | PoliticalHumor | yaj4k |
Oh, cat in the hat you never fail to amuse me | LampsAreFun2425 | 689 | 5,131 | 4,442 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,484 | funny | yaiv3 |
These are exactly the type of jokes Dr Seuss would have loved! | omicron7e | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,116,177 | funny | c5u09kj |
Forget all the mediocre reviews of the Samsung Note, they all forgot to mention the coolest feature: The pen acts as a headset to replace your phone. | yamtheist | 264 | 367 | 103 | 2012-08 | 1,345,076,312 | Android | yaiod |
why not make it chargable through the tablet? | hannes13 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,118,181 | Android | c5u0huq |
Apple to implement that with their next iPad, patented it, and charge Samsung $60 per tablet sold. | santa4nt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,163,484 | Android | c5uc86g |
Because women are the only ones that ever cheat and hurt the menz, never the other way around | Kiloueka | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,077,896 | SRSWomen | c5tswsw |
Exovolt Plus Universal Battery Charger for iPhone and iPad | [deleted] | 23 | 61 | 38 | 2012-08 | 1,345,246,440 | gadgets | yej6s |
But it's white with round corners and looks like an Apple product! | jujuben | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,299,615 | gadgets | c5v1q3l |
Useful page I found to help out on rotations and builds | xGamblex | 52 | 72 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,246,037 | swtor | yeit3 |
Who didn;t know about Noxxic? | [deleted] | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,247,764 | swtor | c5utqsr |
You're right, every *single* person who has ever played SWTOR should have already known about this page. | TheCheeks | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,250,029 | swtor | c5uu8c1 |
You know you are Reggie Miller when: you get Michael Jordan to fight you on the court. | KillaMavs | 16 | 19 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,243,761 | nba | yegse |
Male childcare workers: "parents had highlighted in yellow on their child's enrolment form they wanted no male worker to go near their offspring" | flashman | 271 | 340 | 69 | 2012-08 | 1,345,241,503 | MensRights | yeemw |
Just a perfect example of female privilege. | [deleted] | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,243,459 | MensRights | c5usshx |
I noticed that couples who have a lot of children, put responsibility on the oldest kid to raise the rest of the litter. | nakedzombieboobs | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,241,915 | childfree | c5usfho |
US intends to extradite Assange | ghostfox1_gfaqs | 5 | 16 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,238,811 | news | yebx5 |
Shocking | Philosomammal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,241,192 | news | c5us9an |
Seems legit... Heisman finalist in rehab for marijunana addiction | cconrad0825 | 24 | 28 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,236,562 | Drugs | ye9q5 |
I will keep him in my prayers during this dark period of his life. | eatsleepeatmore | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,256,988 | Drugs | c5uvpb4 |
from my local newspaper: the 11 year old is doing it right | literanch | 1,206 | 3,156 | 1,950 | 2012-08 | 1,345,236,186 | atheism | ye9c5 |
This is when people don't read, they become ignorant and breed more ignorants. | Splatterh0use | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,257,224 | atheism | c5uvr52 |
I get all my news from reddit. | Aavagadrro | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,263,231 | atheism | c5ux1q2 |
Reddit is horrible at giving titles that actually mean what an article is about. | evolvish | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,264,026 | atheism | c5ux7rb |
Oh, lol, you thought you had air superiority? | FoehammersRvng | 370 | 453 | 83 | 2012-08 | 1,345,235,694 | battlefield3 | ye8tc |
Ah, it appears your "ecoboost" is working. | obliviousheep | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,237,309 | Cartalk | c5urad0 |
douchebag streetracer rage | madmoxxi | 1,159 | 2,868 | 1,709 | 2012-08 | 1,345,233,972 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ye6ys |
tttt0tttt: Leave the poor, misunderstood Nazis alone! | Graped_in_the_mouth | 30 | 44 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,229,413 | conspiratard | ye22i |
Yeah, let's show mercy for old or crippled people just as the Nazis did | schemax | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,239,805 | conspiratard | c5urwzu |
Analysis: Paul Ryan Voted to Add $6.8 Trillion to the Federal Debt | wang-banger | 36 | 72 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,345,229,363 | politics | ye20a |
Sounds like a "fiscal conservative" to me! | gonzone | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,229,876 | politics | c5up9y9 |
Man, it's going to suck going back to college next week and not getting to see this guy everyday | johnnybravo1014 | 83 | 112 | 29 | 2012-08 | 1,345,229,188 | atheism | ye1ug |
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