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If only there was some way for us to put all the ignorant fundies in the world in one isolated place for them to hate and scream at each other while us rationally superior people eat popcorn and watch for entertainment. | thewayofbayes | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,231,324 | atheism | c5upoib |
I've "Moved On" | SonsOfLiberty86 | 506 | 666 | 160 | 2012-08 | 1,345,227,452 | Libertarian | ydzxa |
I remember the year my teacher was a spooky ghost | nicholmikey | 2,210 | 19,423 | 17,213 | 2012-08 | 1,345,226,904 | WTF | ydzb5 |
One of the best reviews of Guild Wars 2 | Korval | 185 | 295 | 110 | 2012-08 | 1,345,225,615 | Guildwars2 | ydxy8 |
Russia issues warning to Britain over Assang | imwatchinu | 847 | 1,233 | 386 | 2012-08 | 1,345,225,309 | worldnews | ydxmn |
It's definitely a weird feeling when Russia decides to call you on your shit. | vampirewknd | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,236,854 | worldnews | c5ur60c |
Must have done it between breaths while sentencing protestors to years in jail. | Yukos | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,239,714 | worldnews | c5urw7b |
Oh yes, the west never jails protesters | Crackerjacksurgeon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,354,549 | worldnews | c5vdj1z |
CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN! | kkkallthaway | 0 | 5 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,223,845 | obama | ydvzs |
Obama sure does know how to run the economy! | dogman71 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,224,008 | obama | c5unlzk |
I'm so easily persuaded | Ginganinja888 | 1,519 | 7,583 | 6,064 | 2012-08 | 1,345,222,576 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ydumu |
Back in my day if you didn't do X thing for free you had to clean the chimney out with your tongue! | elysio | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,244,956 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5ut4r9 |
How does he decide? | MamaCallsMePrecious | 330 | 436 | 106 | 2012-08 | 1,345,222,140 | atheism | ydu7q |
This is not okay | my5ticdrag0n | 961 | 9,613 | 8,652 | 2012-08 | 1,345,218,843 | WTF | ydqtc |
quit making me feel bad about finding skinny girls attractive, Reddit | rogerhausman | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,225,405 | WTF | c5uo06r |
Girl in question isn't skinny, she's dangerously underweight | intripletime | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,228,894 | WTF | c5uozwv |
Her body shape is comparable to that of a prepubescent male, and a light one at that. | intripletime | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,231,662 | WTF | c5uprry |
Beltline CEO Brian Leary ousted following Beltline expense audit | BoogieBot | 10 | 15 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,214,833 | Atlanta | ydmyo |
That game probably aired on ESPN and that's why it's the "Highlight of the Night," but no team that is 12.5 games out of first in their division deserves that much attention. | awxomecross514 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,216,502 | baseball | c5uln0h |
how to make your liberal neighbors hate you | metalseargolid | 891 | 5,238 | 4,347 | 2012-08 | 1,345,213,902 | funny | ydm52 |
Are you insinuating that that's not the way that welfare works? | thegreyquincy | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,220,792 | funny | c5umqks |
VPD officer being investigated | soupyhands | 6 | 7 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,212,952 | vancouver | ydl8h |
Sounds like somebody is going to get a paid vacation. | Slashmonkey | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,214,510 | vancouver | c5ul5j9 |
If there's video of the arrestee sitting down, handcuffed, and the cop kicks him, under what circumstance could the cop be innocent? | mcantelon | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,251,499 | vancouver | c5uujfo |
I'm sure Romney just sitting on all this wealth and making it grow and grow, surely created jobs and energized the economy... somehow. | FriarNurgle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,214,233 | politics | c5ul3a0 |
Tricked Again! | Jack0G | 652 | 2,488 | 1,836 | 2012-08 | 1,345,212,534 | ImGoingToHellForThis | ydkuv |
Oh, I've never seen this one before | jackkauf | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,217,708 | ImGoingToHellForThis | c5ulxxs |
Stephen Hawking, that is all. | Atheism-for-iOS | 1,260 | 3,148 | 1,888 | 2012-08 | 1,345,212,379 | atheism | ydkpf |
Yes, only neurologists are qualified to tell you that your brain will cease functioning after death. | Vire70 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,255,057 | atheism | c5uvaou |
Geometry lvl---asian | thefunnychimp | 515 | 1,920 | 1,405 | 2012-08 | 1,345,211,972 | funny | ydkcu |
My completed gaming setup :D | PapaOscar90 | 9 | 41 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,345,210,411 | gaming | ydj51 |
this thread has so much potential! | plum13sec | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,208,613 | AskReddit | c5ujzes |
would you rather lose someone you dearly love or have one of your nipples snipped of with nail clippers? | brokenguitarstring | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,212,604 | AskReddit | c5ukqbb |
Dinnerbone: Paintable armor | ShareDVI | 1,561 | 4,335 | 2,774 | 2012-08 | 1,345,207,196 | Minecraft | ydgse |
Needs more lens flare and fake hdr. | enterharry | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,251,538 | Minecraft | c5uujqo |
But deregulation is good for everyone! | zak_on_reddit | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,209,793 | environment | c5uk6l1 |
Bank of Canada bans image of Asian-looking woman from new $100 banknotes | vangogh71 | 264 | 352 | 88 | 2012-08 | 1,345,205,245 | canada | ydfle |
This whole argument is ridiculous and should have no place in this country. | GiantMaltby | 282 | 282 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,208,595 | canada | c5ujzb5 |
I think it would be more akin to having an image of an amputee and a biped complaining, "This is extremely offensive to the abled people of this country, implying only amputees succeed in science." | bagofbones | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,218,480 | canada | c5um4xt |
So being Asian is a disability? | skullins | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,220,863 | canada | c5umr87 |
Bush Tax Cuts Saved 57 CEOs More Than $1 Million Each Last Year. | GonzoVeritas | 301 | 385 | 84 | 2012-08 | 1,345,205,134 | occupywallstreet | ydfjl |
Gravity | Scopolamina | 266 | 348 | 82 | 2012-08 | 1,345,203,828 | woahdude | ydeu5 |
Moscow bans gay pride marches for the next century | BMan3000 | 1,302 | 2,583 | 1,281 | 2012-08 | 1,345,200,535 | worldnews | yddgf |
Can't wait for the parade in 2112 it's is going to be massive... Ohh that's right EVERYONE ON REDDIT now will be DEAD well before 2112. | delderp | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,209,772 | worldnews | c5uk6fw |
Dozens of Jewish youths attack 3 Palestinians in suspected Jerusalem lynch: One of the Palestinians was seriously wounded and hospitalized in intensive care; eyewitness: Today I saw a lynch with my own eyes | daudder | 71 | 117 | 46 | 2012-08 | 1,345,198,731 | worldpolitics | ydcrb |
These kind of developers truly deserve recognition. | GreyLlama | 2,264 | 15,477 | 13,213 | 2012-08 | 1,345,195,443 | gaming | ydbdk |
Reverse psychology in action. | greenbeanie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,239,259 | gaming | c5urs3b |
Mila Kunis: "Bitch, please." | SoManyMinutes | 1,372 | 3,824 | 2,452 | 2012-08 | 1,345,193,841 | videos | ydano |
Germans had this funny belief that piloting many thousands of pounds of steel deserves your fullest attention. | almostsebastian | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,239,272 | AskReddit | c5urs77 |
That is the most preposterous thing I've ever heard. | CommonSensual | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,255,618 | AskReddit | c5uvf2j |
New Zealand already has the fastest growing rate of inequality in the OECD and it appears to be growing faster | se7endays | 43 | 57 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,187,556 | newzealand | yd7i4 |
What English sounds like to non-English speakers. | [deleted] | 0 | 6 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,183,823 | videos | yd53e |
Canadians are among the top sellers and buyers of marijuana, steroids, cocaine and other drugs available at the click of a mouse on an anonymous website that functions like a black market version of eBay | toughitoutcupcake | 19 | 34 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,182,657 | canada | yd481 |
Julian Assange Why Ecuador is offering asylum | TheBrownSalamander | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,182,474 | worldnews | yd43m |
oh good BBC is explaining, now we'll all know | occult_blood | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,242,473 | worldnews | c5uska2 |
I really like the look and size of the Superavenger; currently saving up for one. | Hakumen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,206,911 | Watches | c5ujq9u |
Im not sure where you are located but in october for one week tourneau is doing a special where if you donate $50 to their charity they will take 20% off any watch in the store. | akmike | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,228,540 | Watches | c5uowal |
ACCC to crack down on door-to-door salespeople. | VelikoSranje | 9 | 13 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,181,493 | australia | yd3cn |
Oh noes the nanny state is ruining private industry. | zj5u3n3 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,182,595 | australia | c5ugpij |
A "not-my-fault" parent and an unsupervised kid, what a surprise ending. | Malphos101 | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,189,393 | nottheonion | c5uhue6 |
It's not my little snowflake's fault you left your keys in your purse. | [deleted] | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,190,113 | nottheonion | c5uhxwo |
Tripwire can be used for decoration | NekoElena | 15 | 21 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,180,101 | Minecraft | yd290 |
19 years of Debian | mariuz | 32 | 52 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,178,505 | linux | yd0x7 |
"On August 16, 1948, Ruth said his prayers and passed away quietly in his sleep." | But_Wait_Theres_More | 9 | 14 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,174,728 | yankees | ycxkr |
I call BS b/c Ruth never did anything quietly. | staiano | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,235,302 | yankees | c5uqr6p |
and put up a sign saying you are interested in getting to know people | robsisco91 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,174,340 | AskReddit | c5uewg5 |
Yeah, that'll go great with a white "free candy" van. | Emit_Remmus_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,174,406 | AskReddit | c5uex0t |
It's shit like this, Philly | toastgirl | 47 | 74 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,345,173,744 | philadelphia | ycwnc |
Metallica is easily the most overrated band in my opinion. | lurkallthethings | 110 | 110 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,184,199 | AskReddit | c5uh00g |
Oh come on... St anger was good | d0pey | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,187,529 | AskReddit | c5uhkgm |
At least 1 good thing that came from Windows8 RTM | greg2126 | 127 | 164 | 37 | 2012-08 | 1,345,172,452 | windows | ycvdh |
Breath taking picture of Lake Tahoe my sister took on her blackberry | snuggielover12345 | 22 | 24 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,171,007 | pics | ycty6 |
Whats a blackberry? | liberty4u2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,208,186 | pics | c5ujx04 |
When I upvote something, then read the comments and find out it's a repost | cleverusernamestaken | 740 | 998 | 258 | 2012-08 | 1,345,169,598 | reactiongifs | ycsl4 |
This could be amazing...or another disaster | Brodo541 | 263 | 312 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,345,167,253 | TheLastAirbender | ycq4w |
Guys I dont think you realize the real news the're making a DORA movie HOLY SHIT im so pumped | EdwardCB | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,179,923 | TheLastAirbender | c5ug6ai |
Mars landing faked to destroy Christian way of life. | Mosrhun | 396 | 501 | 105 | 2012-08 | 1,345,166,098 | atheism | ycoxv |
Let me just cover the basics: Half-life 3, Star Wars Battlefront 3, Homeworld 3, Dragon Age 3, Warcraft 4 and the next Starcraft 2 Expansion /thread Upvotes to the left. | uint | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,196,471 | Games | c5uinj8 |
It's shit like this facebook | [deleted] | 7 | 12 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,162,890 | facepalm | ycltp |
rape is hilarious! | HerrBongwasser | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,170,825 | facepalm | c5ue147 |
herr durr watch faux newzz much? | NewLeaves | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,333,890 | politics | c5v8xob |
Miley Cyrus candid out driving | ChrisDK | 27 | 41 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,331,029 | mileycyrus | yg4tm |
That cigarette won't taste very good. | Fappin_ThatsAPaddlin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,365,814 | mileycyrus | c5vf83n |
Unlike cigarettes that aren't smoked backwards... Which taste delicious | ErodingChode | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,387,283 | mileycyrus | c5vhjtq |
Children are fucking creepier than I thought. | mmmmmoxie_lady | 20 | 33 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,345,329,682 | childfree | yg3ps |
But but but... you looked like that at one point! | tinkerfaery | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,342,016 | childfree | c5varhq |
How is Morales a 'strongman'? | schueaj | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,349,149 | worldnews | c5vcdti |
Bunny babes | samanthakm9 | 1,852 | 6,710 | 4,858 | 2012-08 | 1,345,327,778 | aww | yg256 |
They look so... tasty. | GammaGames | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,363,713 | aww | c5vez7g |
NYC Empire state building is lit up for Indian independence day | hiby007 | 94 | 113 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,325,890 | india | yg0kb |
Shouldn't this be unpatriotic and those behind it extradited? | wanderingmind | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,361,187 | india | c5ven1b |
Chris Brown helping PETA | diggro | 1,529 | 12,346 | 10,817 | 2012-08 | 1,345,325,218 | funny | yfzzc |
Whats the difference. | Willyjwade | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,335,796 | funny | c5v9cyc |
US Army grants $3 million for anti-suicide nasal spray research | erowidtrance | 631 | 959 | 328 | 2012-08 | 1,345,324,710 | technology | yfzj6 |
Instead of improving the conditions for the soldiers, the military would rather drug the soldiers. | Singular_Thought | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,328,101 | technology | c5v7o20 |
It's what we do every day with the epidemic of depression and anxiety, so why not with suicide? | IAmA-Steve | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,331,941 | technology | c5v8i7d |
Clearly it was *more* unique than the other unique comedies of the 2000's. | VoiceofKane | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,348,542 | movies | c5vc907 |
If it took effort, you probably weren't that cool. | backtackback | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,333,349 | pics | c5v8tba |
Canada's Economic Problem NOT High Wages | burtzev | 43 | 53 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,322,305 | canada | yfxcw |
Yep we need to work more and get paid less! | tonybanks | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,387,894 | canada | c5vhnl4 |
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