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I was going to stop watching this week until i saw this tweet | tootie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,819,326 | breakingbad | c5s723z |
Was going through some old pictures on my laptop, and found this... Semi-NSFW | Saskuel | 16 | 52 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,344,794,593 | WTF | y3njg |
No way is this nsfw | A_PROLAPSED_ANUS | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,795,355 | WTF | c5s1fmj |
As per Bellingham Costco, Facebook page alleges we Canadians are rude and take up parking spaces. | 604kevin | 59 | 75 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,344,794,222 | vancouver | y3n7u |
Clearly none of those Americans have tried parking in Richmond. | Sandkat | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,815,788 | vancouver | c5s681d |
Stop murdering them after the 1st date | MagicAcorn | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,793,061 | AskReddit | c5s0wk7 |
Israeli sniper gets 45 days for killing Palestinian women | SND3 | 385 | 670 | 285 | 2012-08 | 1,344,792,194 | worldnews | y3li3 |
Why is this story being down voted? | sd002002 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,809,158 | worldnews | c5s4ntt |
That will teach him. | Ramoncin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,879,249 | worldnews | c5siim0 |
... right, because the president has that much power which is why Obama has been able to do anything he wanted. | jij | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,792,876 | atheism | c5s0v1d |
The worst thing is that none of the talking head shows or campaign speeches mention what/who got this country into this recession. | zirazira | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,797,661 | politics | c5s1ycd |
Egypt president Mohamed Morsi forces top generals to retire | wirplit | 1,321 | 2,139 | 818 | 2012-08 | 1,344,788,804 | worldnews | y3it3 |
The Muslim Brothers are not the AK party. | ExpatJundi | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,804,319 | worldnews | c5s3i1a |
We still haven't switched back. | youessbee | 895 | 1,821 | 926 | 2012-08 | 1,344,788,557 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | y3ilm |
Or get some curtains or blinds. | DeFex | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,808,022 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5s4e1k |
Genius. | Spamallthethings | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,827,115 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5s90t0 |
[](/ohcrap "Eureka!") | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,828,082 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5s9a4y |
TIL I'm not actually the only one. | chucksense | 441 | 441 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,789,541 | AskReddit | c5s03so |
Spoilers, dude! | AutoCorrectSucks | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,807,693 | AskReddit | c5s4b6z |
"Just cause I'm wearing a Spiderman T-shirt doesn't mean you can hit on me..." | antdude | 0 | 4 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,783,419 | webcomics | y3evs |
What's an MOA guarantee mean, anyway? | presidentender | 39 | 59 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,344,781,075 | guns | y3dks |
But where are the pictures? | Jadino | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,784,374 | guns | c5rz0mq |
Patriotic cucumber box. | Wayne_Palmer | 123 | 150 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,344,780,724 | Pareidolia | y3ddw |
Marilyn Manson --LAX | federal_inmate | 225 | 405 | 180 | 2012-08 | 1,344,780,526 | pics | y3d9w |
No, he wrote that on his face so that people don't sell his pictures to celebrity tabloids, he doesn't really care if people take his picture, just as long as they don't make a profit off of his picture. | iameha | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,822,232 | pics | c5s7rtw |
But they're raking in all those valuable internet points! | MurpleMan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,825,931 | pics | c5s8pn8 |
Saying goodbye before my 2 year stretch overseas | mbw77 | 936 | 2,848 | 1,912 | 2012-08 | 1,344,776,232 | pics | y3ba2 |
oh please, don't be so naive | CaughtInTheNet | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,797,995 | pics | c5s2128 |
Avoiding eye contact, sweating or fidgeting, Hispanics traveling to Miami,Blacks that have expensive clothes or jewelry on, reasons TSA agents said they would pull people from the line and subjected to more intensive questioning. | wndrgls | 15 | 24 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,774,582 | politics | y3alz |
Getting thought TSA security is easy: Just be an upper middle class white guy. | Singular_Thought | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,778,840 | politics | c5ry4mo |
Obviously you are not working hard enough. | Singular_Thought | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,785,633 | politics | c5rz9il |
I cam tell you which 3 definitely not going to win. | necroforest | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,774,145 | ronpaul | c5rxm6m |
Each one of these little rocks is on the surface of Mars | blazemore | 2,814 | 22,363 | 19,549 | 2012-08 | 1,344,771,352 | pics | y39g4 |
You know... we could go to Arizona to see rocks that look just like that and save over $2,000,000,000. | ComputingGuitarist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,809,550 | pics | c5s4r58 |
58,000 fish die as Iowa river water hits 97 degrees | dblaisde | 277 | 358 | 81 | 2012-08 | 1,344,763,601 | politics | y36s1 |
Dat Everything | [deleted] | 891 | 1,095 | 204 | 2012-08 | 1,344,761,615 | PrettyGirls | y363e |
Confederate flags. | Laurelftw | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,753,411 | AskReddit | c5rvehf |
A confederate flag is not representative of racism or hatred against black people. | igormorais | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,779,277 | AskReddit | c5ry6ot |
Because that was the reason for seceding from the Union right. | ForRealsies | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,781,935 | AskReddit | c5ryku0 |
Can a lawyer affirm this claim? | stickbloodhound | 4 | 12 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,751,628 | law | y316t |
Yes, because you can get a jury for every trial. | Matticus_Rex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,784,764 | law | c5rz3cy |
Broncos Busted: Even with the addition of Peyton Manning, Denver's Super Bowl dream is dead | cilantroavocado | 0 | 13 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,749,740 | nfl | y2zwh |
Anger, tears and forgiveness as Syrian rebel and his prisoner share their fears | irrelevantpersonage | 8 | 14 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,747,932 | worldnews | y2ymc |
I'm surprised that the 100% CIA/ALQAEDA/MOSSAD/JIHADIST "REBELS" treated their prisoners well. | sandybell751 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,750,127 | worldnews | c5rutn3 |
Patriarchy.... ..remember, it's men are who enforce the status quo. | cthulufunk | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,823,751 | MensRights | c5s85gz |
I love how this has nothing to do with MindCrack | BadP1zza | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,747,953 | mindcrack | c5rudy7 |
Girl collects menstrual blood in jar, uses it to make cookies. | staticgirl | 986 | 5,952 | 4,966 | 2012-08 | 1,344,739,389 | WTF | y2roz |
Menstual blood and normal blood are 100% the same so don't make such a big deal about it. | Jdog-666 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,801,958 | WTF | c5s2y6z |
Yea.... And that's exactly why it gives you toxic shock syndrome if you let it stay in you. | tahoe1225 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,803,808 | WTF | c5s3dnz |
study: fathers' involvement in an infant's early ages helps prevent future behavioral problems | toptrool | 30 | 40 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,737,173 | MensRights | y2pt0 |
Anyone who listened to Love Line would know that. | jealkeja | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,748,031 | MensRights | c5rueiu |
You didn't take very many pictures apparently. | TheThingy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,746,180 | urbanexploration | c5rtzz3 |
To learn who rules over you | daedius | 38 | 47 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,733,339 | Objectivism | y2mjn |
Israel | ajb64 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,742,532 | Objectivism | c5rt6ap |
Racist! | daedius | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,794,863 | Objectivism | c5s1bkf |
Israel media talk of imminent Iran war push | World | Reuters | vwboyaf1 | 6 | 11 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,733,106 | worldnews | y2mc8 |
Anti-Semite! | robert32907 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,748,726 | worldnews | c5rujmf |
The nonpartisan Center on Budget and Policy Priorities estimates 62% of Ryan's cuts are to programs for the poor. | iAMaTHROWawayy7 | 72 | 102 | 30 | 2012-08 | 1,344,732,032 | politics | y2lgk |
How old tracks are being replaced in most countrys with a major railroad system | FrellPumpkin | 248 | 315 | 67 | 2012-08 | 1,344,899,815 | ArtisanVideos | y66at |
Why are killings in the US condemned while American violence abroad is ignored or glorified? | [deleted] | 194 | 236 | 42 | 2012-08 | 1,344,898,901 | Anarchism | y65d7 |
Cuse it's 'MURICA! | treasonistruth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,903,579 | Anarchism | c5spd4a |
Big Sis Janet Napolitano 'promoted woman with whom she had a 'long relationship' | On one occasion, Barr called a colleague in his hotel room and screamed using sexually explicit language, telling him she 'wanted his c*** in the back of throat'. | Occidentalist | 8 | 46 | 38 | 2012-08 | 1,344,898,055 | MensRights | y64hy |
NFL now foresees starting the 2012 regular season with replacement officials | spiff24 | 96 | 112 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,344,897,120 | nfl | y63jj |
Oh god, if this happens, better hope the replacements refs get as much practice in the preseason as they can get. | Raktoner | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,898,208 | nfl | c5sny4c |
First they need to know what cities the teams play for, then maybe we can move onto actual plays. | Kalashnikova | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,903,945 | nfl | c5spgoj |
You mean the Arizona Falcons and the Atlanta Cardinals? | Skarmotastic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,905,292 | nfl | c5sptg9 |
Apple rests its case after claiming it lost 2 million iPhone and iPad sales due to Samsung | rockyrho | 196 | 295 | 99 | 2012-08 | 1,344,896,536 | Android | y62xc |
What if you accidentally bought an iPhone thinking it was made by samsung? | poompt | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,923,765 | Android | c5suewc |
Barracuda gather is massive schools during spawning season. | karmavorous | 22 | 23 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,344,895,186 | X3TC | y61go |
Shocking! | VanillaPudding | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,898,589 | conspiracy | c5so1sf |
I heard you guys like female ENTS? | playswithsquirrelss | 129 | 327 | 198 | 2012-08 | 1,344,890,637 | trees | y5wdo |
Six Surprising Ways Jesus Changed The World | GunnerMcGrath | 187 | 252 | 65 | 2012-08 | 1,344,889,933 | Christianity | y5vl4 |
Can you point by point breakdown the historical inaccuracies? | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,895,229 | Christianity | c5sn52u |
I'll take your word for it, all-knowing historian. | Zonvolt | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,896,290 | Christianity | c5snfew |
Politicians should not be ruled out for judicial appointments: Justice Minister | PComotose | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,889,130 | canada | y5umu |
I consider subscribing to pop-psych theories with low validity to be a slightly bad sign, but not so bad that it would deter me from sending or replying to a message. | aryabhata | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,891,027 | OkCupid | c5slydg |
Billionaire asshole builds iron suit | WeenisWrinkle | 190 | 190 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,891,169 | AskReddit | c5slzw0 |
Man in the iron mask. | kaiden333 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,926,350 | AskReddit | c5suwc2 |
What a perfectly cromulent example of our species. | Xlyfer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,900,097 | videos | c5sog0w |
TIL Chris Tucker has a net worth of negative 11 million dollars and faces potential jail time. | followmylied | 1,805 | 8,569 | 6,764 | 2012-08 | 1,344,886,883 | todayilearned | y5s0n |
"babe can I look up something on your phone?" | lastmanonreddit | 1,188 | 3,727 | 2,539 | 2012-08 | 1,344,886,242 | AdviceAnimals | y5rb0 |
I thought Android didn't support gifs, let alone videos... ? | panders2reddit | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,905,958 | AdviceAnimals | c5spzqs |
Yeah, it also doesn't support JPEGs or typing words. | shadowdude777 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,916,255 | AdviceAnimals | c5ssp4f |
Going to College as a Black Guy | mechanubis | 1,577 | 9,961 | 8,384 | 2012-08 | 1,344,885,584 | AdviceAnimals | y5qjl |
I had no idea reconstruction made the South hate black people. | thajugganuat | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,916,749 | AdviceAnimals | c5sstkl |
So you want me to go to the point of rape and hope you're turned on? | EverGreenPLO | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,901,594 | sex | c5souc1 |
A woman has never been raped by her boyfriend before? | EverGreenPLO | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,005,942 | sex | c5td7re |
Shooting in College Station, Suspect in Custody. | GodBlessTexas | 93 | 107 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,883,217 | texas | y5nz7 |
I must admit that your one word argument was very compelling and definitely helped shed some some light on this complex issue. | Shikadi314 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,888,186 | texas | c5sl3n3 |
Amazing first-person view of sniper fire exchange | TonightAlive | 281 | 372 | 91 | 2012-08 | 1,344,882,297 | videos | y5mzy |
Those bullets look pretty CG to me. | MajorVictory | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,924,798 | videos | c5sum75 |
Shooting at Texas A&M University | kmmokai | 819 | 1,514 | 695 | 2012-08 | 1,344,880,395 | news | y5kuq |
First shirt accidental shiny Dragonair, outlined with marker | Big_Yellow_Joint | 92 | 100 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,880,147 | bleachshirts | y5kmu |
I'm sure that marker ink won't do anything crazy when you wash it. | therightclique | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,894,047 | bleachshirts | c5smt67 |
Google's definition of Rape | BlkVooDoo | 813 | 1,080 | 267 | 2012-08 | 1,344,877,227 | MensRights | y5hiz |
There's nothing sexist here, that is the UK laws definition too. | englad | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,892,908 | MensRights | c5smhp4 |
because *obviously* if we allow gays to marry then no one else can, because sharing even a word with gays is a sin. | Howitworks | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,909,536 | AskReddit | c5sqxrn |
Porcupine Tree - Shallow | Rapeburger | 88 | 96 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,876,089 | progmetal | y5gcw |
I've always considered this PT's Tool song, kind of like how Never Enough is DT's Muse song. | Anesthetize85 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,881,068 | progmetal | c5sj1d7 |
Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders | cutbre0987 | 1,057 | 1,966 | 909 | 2012-08 | 1,344,873,717 | harrypotter | y5dxj |
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