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I just keep telling myself I hate burning man and I'm not going this year while I get all my stuff ready and plan my camp. | VNDMG | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,672,640 | BurningMan | c5rgu62 |
Creepy Spying System Revealed by Wikileaks, Which Then Gets Hit by a Massive Attack | jmdugan | 2,981 | 9,313 | 6,332 | 2012-08 | 1,344,620,483 | technology | y08va |
Elusiveness of Barry Sanders, power of Walter Payton, receiving ability of Jerry Rice. | ivquatch | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,630,409 | 49ers | c5r7wgd |
LSU DB Tyrann Mathieu "honey badger" fails another drug test, gets kicked off team | Zosoer | 543 | 687 | 144 | 2012-08 | 1,344,618,634 | CFB | y06wj |
Drugs: officially worse than stomping on a marine's face, according to Les Miles. | esoterik | 104 | 104 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,619,373 | CFB | c5r4pvg |
Being a marine doesn't act as a shield when you call a black dude a nigger because he's blocking a parking lot exit. | MrRhinos | 189 | 189 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,620,740 | CFB | c5r544x |
Clearly, you just hate America because all marines are perfect gentlemen and would never do anything wrong EVER. | kamakazitp | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,621,458 | CFB | c5r5bvz |
Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman caught in leaked audio from the set of The Dark Knight Rises, discussing the movie in between takes | crystalcastles | 16 | 65 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,344,617,063 | videos | y05at |
Biden: McConnell decided to withhold all cooperation even before we took office | StealthBlue | 174 | 254 | 80 | 2012-08 | 1,344,616,766 | politics | y04z9 |
So why did the democrats keep trying to cooperate with them rather than playing hardball? | FuggleyBrew | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,647,082 | politics | c5rby0p |
good thing they got rid of Howard Dean. | lurkieloo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,669,064 | politics | c5rgd8q |
'Abu Jundal wants to confess his role in 26/11 attacks' | the_soupnazi | 6 | 8 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,615,347 | india | y03he |
As you travel your body generates hot air, and since hot air rises you stay up. | portnux | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,613,905 | AskReddit | c5r377m |
Wine expert, another bullshit career along with FBI profiler and weatherman. | Sonris | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,638,507 | todayilearned | c5ra10g |
Just don't play with rofll! | TrueMarc | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,630,792 | NAEGold | c5r80av |
RON PAUL 2012 | MrTomMarvoloRiddle | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,646,163 | politics | c5rbr2a |
'No Charges' Against Goldman Sachs, say Feds | paulen8 | 386 | 454 | 68 | 2012-08 | 1,344,610,823 | occupywallstreet | xzyua |
Boobees | eliteghost99 | 1,114 | 3,559 | 2,445 | 2012-08 | 1,344,609,542 | gaming | xzxm1 |
Posted every other week -__- | Spud740 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,615,714 | gaming | c5r3oxy |
Ignore the problem, yeah that will work | Spud740 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,632,908 | gaming | c5r8lrc |
The problem with Vim | haldean | 182 | 223 | 41 | 2012-08 | 1,344,609,010 | vim | xzx4b |
Is this an example of Worse is Better? | thehotelambush | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,664,180 | vim | c5rfjmv |
Yay War on Drugs! | ElSatanno | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,643,828 | politics | c5rb8t0 |
David Barton's Christian publishers have pulled his "history" book, "The Jefferson Lies," from the shelves due to factual inaccuracies, just one day after NPR reported on the inaccuracies in the book; Barton claimed the US Constitution was written "verbatim" from the Bible, among other things | mepper | 1,072 | 1,564 | 492 | 2012-08 | 1,344,607,023 | politics | xzvdm |
Evangelical author David Barton's "Jefferson Lies" book pulled for factual flaws | cameronj | 174 | 254 | 80 | 2012-08 | 1,344,606,440 | politics | xzuxt |
Unplugged my co-workers mouse and changed his screensaver while his computer was rendering and he was on lunch break | WeezyWally | 2,071 | 26,126 | 24,055 | 2012-08 | 1,344,606,371 | funny | xzuvu |
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. | UmmahSultan | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,625,689 | politics | c5r6k62 |
TIL that women can walk around topless in New York | sourstraw | 1,074 | 6,765 | 5,691 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,642 | todayilearned | xzube |
The comments on the article kill me ... we Americans are such prudes. | alejo699 | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,613,951 | todayilearned | c5r37o4 |
THINK OF THE CHILDREN they can't go around seeing natural body parts thats just fucking disgusting it will ruin their little brains | rusty_chipmunk | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,622,615 | todayilearned | c5r5o1c |
Virgin Australia review after 'pedophile' complaint: A NSW firefighter felt ashamed when a flight attendant asked him to move seats because men are banned from sitting next to unaccompanied children | maxwellhill | 1,299 | 1,894 | 595 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,084 | worldnews | xztvq |
All the crimes are committed by adults, we should not allow adults to sit next to children! | Xixx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,642,859 | worldnews | c5rb18h |
Keep up the xenophobia, that will surely solve everything. | triceratopos | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,426 | europe | c5r15g5 |
Question why is Minecraft not for PS3 | i_craft | 0 | 2 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,604,400 | Minecraft | xztc6 |
Microsoft paid to have it on their system exclusively for some time. | Damnit_Take_This_One | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,604,611 | Minecraft | c5r0zwf |
yep, the 360 is sold on the basis that many of its games are exclusive to it, Microsoft doesn't like competition very much. | superffta | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,209 | Minecraft | c5r13xg |
Congratulate him for his acumen with the US tax code. | Coolala2002 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,603,596 | politics | c5r0tkq |
Are you suggesting that Mitt Romney didn't build his vast fortune himself? | ilwolf | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,604,416 | politics | c5r0ym7 |
Why Charles Schwab is great: no fees, great customer service, and oh, they exposed the LIBOR scandal. | dihydrogen_monoxide | 316 | 397 | 81 | 2012-08 | 1,344,603,176 | personalfinance | xzsiy |
This is what happens when you go on chatroulette in a bikini lip syncing to "Calle Me Maybe" (somewhat NSFW) | TheAngrySpanker | 3,568 | 38,784 | 35,216 | 2012-08 | 1,344,600,852 | videos | xzr4h |
Some of the smiles and bursts of laughter on the left were so fucking genuine and awesome, made my day. | balanceiskey | 2,724 | 2,724 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,602,966 | videos | c5r0pyt |
What surprised me were the number of people singing along to the song I never heard of. | EarPlugs | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,946 | videos | c5r1996 |
Oh, you are so fashionably contrarian. | awox | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,609,660 | videos | c5r2376 |
Fox News displays another misleading chart on welfare numbers | hyperking | 307 | 518 | 211 | 2012-08 | 1,344,600,646 | politics | xzr0f |
Tea Party Councilman morphs into Vlad the Impaler, carries sign of Obama with a spike in his head, Pelosi with bullet holes in her face | HouseSpeaker | 795 | 1,281 | 486 | 2012-08 | 1,344,600,032 | politics | xzqnv |
I couldn't possibly see this inciting anyone to violence against democratically elected members of parliament. | gtlloyd | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,607,077 | politics | c5r1hy0 |
Oh sure satire is fine when you liberals do it, but a conservative puts a replica of the president's head on a pike and suddenly he is the crazy one. | mitt-romney | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,626,733 | politics | c5r6urd |
It's not that hard to remember | Firetron | 837 | 2,065 | 1,228 | 2012-08 | 1,344,599,029 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xzq55 |
Scientists Invent Particles That Will Let You Live Without Breathing | mmnumbp | 1,791 | 8,062 | 6,271 | 2012-08 | 1,344,593,501 | technology | xznqk |
Lance Armstrong has been using this for years! | KosherNazi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,610,943 | technology | c5r2emo |
I can't imagine the horrible abuse she must have suffered at the hands of her husband that drove her finally defend herself. | duglock | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,611,989 | MensRights | c5r2of0 |
This little girls life was too expensive, so they FIRED her father so they wouldn't have to pay for her surgery... surgery cancelled... little girl dies... | robjapan | 51 | 89 | 38 | 2012-08 | 1,344,578,091 | worldnews | xzfpy |
Can you get an open carry in California? | 6tothemax | 7 | 11 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,576,551 | guns | xzehz |
Can't have those uppity blacks arming themselves as well, right? | MobiusTrobius | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,585,132 | guns | c5qyota |
I really hate our city sometimes... First it's Looking for Alaska at Karns, now this. | Steadmils | 26 | 32 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,575,203 | Knoxville | xzddw |
I guess reading racial slang in Huckleberry Finn is completely different. | swolfe2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,616,037 | Knoxville | c5r3s2s |
Venus the Morning Star. | ElectroSalt | 1,939 | 8,516 | 6,577 | 2012-08 | 1,344,573,354 | pics | xzbu4 |
That cloud looks like a duck. | Good_Night_Kiwi | 263 | 263 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,586,506 | pics | c5qyvde |
Thank you for ruining what I was going I use as the wallpaper on my computer. | [deleted] | 106 | 106 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,599,170 | pics | c5r07j6 |
Just tile it, it'll look great. | American-American | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,618,242 | pics | c5r4ear |
I find it hard to see God's logic here | [deleted] | 1,144 | 2,440 | 1,296 | 2012-08 | 1,344,569,979 | atheism | xz8nc |
Next time you eat at a restaurant | Jaysickle | 1,516 | 6,951 | 5,435 | 2012-08 | 1,344,565,095 | WTF | xz3r2 |
It is perfectly natural, why should we be ashamed of our natural body processes. | Wilhelm_Amenbreak | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,604,616 | WTF | c5r0zy3 |
TIL Papa Johns was sued for false advertising for its "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza" and admitted that it did not use better ingredients than Pizza Hut. | [deleted] | 1,704 | 7,376 | 5,672 | 2012-08 | 1,344,563,683 | todayilearned | xz2cy |
So are we still attacking Chick-fil-A or are we going after Papa Johns now? | CoyoteStark | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,582,304 | todayilearned | c5qy9ub |
It's a liberal conspiracy to make Republicans unhealthy fat asses by pushing them to support these pig trough restaurants. | Lamar_the_Usurper | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,589,809 | todayilearned | c5qz97u |
Yeah, because liberals *never* eat revolting fast food either... we only eat elitist raw vegan organic stuff from whole foods. | anachronic | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,605,626 | todayilearned | c5r16un |
"Heavy Teenage Cannabis Use Linked with Anxiety Disorders in Late 20s" - University of New South Wales | itchypoop | 1,946 | 5,635 | 3,689 | 2012-08 | 1,344,560,154 | science | xyyq7 |
Good sources. | JustHere4TheDownVote | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,624,684 | science | c5r69wg |
If the Bible is correct about our origins, how did plants survive without the sun or any other source of light before god created the sun? | Duskur | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,559,144 | atheism | c5qsxa2 |
Absolutely Fucking Deplorable! | [deleted] | 162 | 211 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,344,728,578 | MensRights | y2ilt |
Social Security is not something you opt into voluntarily, you pay in, you deserve the the benefit, regardless of your views of the system, but this is reddit, I'll go get my misinterpreted pitchfork. | ObamaisYoGabbaGabba | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,736,475 | politics | c5rrt3z |
The (Less Than) One Percent: Mitt Romney Would Pay 0.82% in Taxes Under Paul Ryan's Plan | [deleted] | 959 | 1,309 | 350 | 2012-08 | 1,344,720,812 | politics | y2byf |
Yet somehow many of America's poor will be voting for this man. | S0cksy | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,726,344 | politics | c5rpm9h |
Because they will be millionaires like Romney one day! | zingbat | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,734,431 | politics | c5rrd95 |
TIL Some ants will make themselves explode as a last resort during a fight | SgtZydrate | 235 | 333 | 98 | 2012-08 | 1,344,720,336 | todayilearned | y2bjq |
That's so fucking funny | snizznuke | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,737,586 | todayilearned | c5rs22s |
Yes, I see the reddit alien symbol, but what are all those other symbols around it? | an_enigma | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,752,086 | math | c5rv6bd |
I refuse to support a group that lowers itself to the level of those they oppose. | gtautumn | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,732,840 | chicago | c5rr0nf |
Rengar PBE Analyzed (Pre-Release) - Redmercy | Kasanaz | 29 | 72 | 43 | 2012-08 | 1,344,718,676 | leagueoflegends | y2a14 |
Good Guy In N' Out | WONDERFULLY_CLUELESS | 1,051 | 3,348 | 2,297 | 2012-08 | 1,344,717,980 | atheism | y29dz |
Corporations are people my friend! | TheLizardKing89 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,736,833 | atheism | c5rrvyf |
Quick-to-Judge Judy, a new meme I just thought of in the shower. | jingold23 | 182 | 484 | 302 | 2012-08 | 1,344,716,487 | AdviceAnimals | y284w |
So Many Wundurs - Derp it up for Fluttershy | Haline123 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,714,910 | mylittlepony | y26ts |
I find this Offensive! | DutchBlitz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,728,635 | mylittlepony | c5rq3y2 |
How not to launch a boat | Modded_ToySol | 14 | 17 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,344,714,339 | boating | y26bz |
I don't see a problem here. | imstupiderthanyou | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,759,834 | boating | c5rwb0l |
When she gets scared she clings onto me | emankrogh | 2,111 | 15,181 | 13,070 | 2012-08 | 1,344,714,233 | aww | y268p |
It's Mark Cavendish! | sweav | 268 | 268 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,721,664 | aww | c5romr4 |
it is? | the_last_carfighter | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,725,194 | aww | c5rpdj0 |
no its not | emankrogh | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,726,594 | aww | c5rpo6j |
i have never gotten that before, i had to google him to look him up | emankrogh | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,726,792 | aww | c5rppp2 |
you need more friends that ride bicycles! | runachirun | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,726,887 | aww | c5rpqey |
if he rode a bike, he could get all the pussy in london | Phyics_Son | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,728,066 | aww | c5rpzhd |
To all Atheists, Keep this in mind when discussing atheism to a theist. | Fath8m | 1,396 | 3,419 | 2,023 | 2012-08 | 1,344,710,417 | atheism | y22tl |
Thanks for the quote. | gmorales87 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,735,936 | atheism | c5rrowp |
This is so funny, you're hilarious! | Quatroking | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,714,919 | funny | c5rn4y9 |
While taxing other businesses to death California gives Hollywood $100,000,000 in corporate welfare | secaa23 | 7 | 28 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,344,707,670 | California | y20hi |
But that is cause they're losing money due to piracy. | Dimath | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,729,303 | California | c5rq981 |
I'm waiting to see how Ryan pulls a 180 and explains exactly how *different* Romneycare and Obamacare are, and how he's always supported Romneycare and the good it has done for Massachusetts. | Caspus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,756,340 | PoliticalDiscussion | c5rvutu |
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