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Olympic medal table | Frankeh | 0 | 6 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,344,529,819 | olympics | xy22g |
Graphic Content Warning: Lions Eat Elephant Alive | Coopa826 | 133 | 229 | 96 | 2012-08 | 1,344,528,351 | videos | xy0i0 |
Gay Cliques Census - Where do you bros fall? | Cantoredrive | 113 | 141 | 28 | 2012-08 | 1,344,528,184 | gaybros | xy0bq |
Bruce Willis would have needed a bigger bomb to stop asteroid, scientists say | fundopi | 0 | 4 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,076 | science | xxz5l |
TIL Armageddon had one or two scientific inaccuracies | KeithManiac | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,548 | science | c5qk2xk |
Anon gets a fair shake after being assaulted by 4 girls | [deleted] | 471 | 727 | 256 | 2012-08 | 1,344,526,113 | MensRights | xxy73 |
Wasn't the cake my friend was expecting | whampbeef | 873 | 11,313 | 10,440 | 2012-08 | 1,344,525,654 | WTF | xxxqp |
Woman admits killing man with her high-heel shoe; would a man have received such a light sentence? | VanillaSoul | 17 | 34 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,524,712 | MensRights | xxwtg |
NPR fact-checks Christian revisionist "historian" David Barton on how the US Constitution is "verbatim" from the Bible (among other things), finds that he's full of shit | mepper | 954 | 1,195 | 241 | 2012-08 | 1,344,524,641 | skeptic | xxwr6 |
oh yea, NPR - that leftist commie organization that's government funded. | atheos | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,532,529 | skeptic | c5qlhrf |
You're doing it right: Atheist survivor of Aurora CO theater shooting thanks medical staff for helping her survive her injuries; "It wasn't a higher power that got me out of my seat -- it was the smell of the tear gas that landed at my feet" | mepper | 1,023 | 3,868 | 2,845 | 2012-08 | 1,344,524,609 | atheism | xxwpw |
Why Does the Samsung Case Matter so Much to Apple? | RayLankford | 47 | 95 | 48 | 2012-08 | 1,344,523,584 | apple | xxvr1 |
Microsoft stole a lot of technology from Apple making them a distant number 2 for many years on the PC market, they aren't going to let that happen again. | panburgerpartner | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,528,611 | apple | c5qkdfp |
It's kind of funny because they are suing their number one parts supplier for the Iphone. | Phylundite | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,407 | apple | c5qkvuc |
If only there were other parts supplier Apple could go to if Samsung didn't want the contract. | rootru | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,546,392 | apple | c5qpm51 |
Papa John doesn't want you to have health care, lives in 40K square foot home, 22 car garage, underpays his employees | RayLankford | 1,998 | 14,983 | 12,985 | 2012-08 | 1,344,523,328 | politics | xxvhk |
This delivery guy must make a killer wage, unlike those Papa John's guys! | ac3raven | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,539,902 | pics | c5qnop1 |
Maybe those more familiar with UK law can chime in but wouldnt it just seem better if they had Twitter delete the message or ban the account? | testy_jolly_rauncher | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,022 | technology | c5qjxvh |
Sadly your analysis does not fit our black and white world. | lalop | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,534,199 | technology | c5qlzd5 |
16% of China's Wealthy Have Already Left the Country and 44% Intend to Soon | a_gorillion_dollars | 2,351 | 7,162 | 4,811 | 2012-08 | 1,344,520,398 | worldnews | xxswe |
Visiting South Korea and TV is just what I thought it was. | kabob23 | 1,819 | 12,409 | 10,590 | 2012-08 | 1,344,518,645 | gaming | xxrjo |
It's legalized bribery says David Sirota: "Our representatives don't represent us, they represent the people who pay them: the lobbyists." | h2ozo | 2,026 | 3,909 | 1,883 | 2012-08 | 1,344,517,622 | politics | xxqu3 |
Jenna Marbles vs 'Olympics killing femininity' | ramsay_baggins | 1,259 | 1,650 | 391 | 2012-08 | 1,344,515,052 | TwoXChromosomes | xxp8u |
But that's socialism! | unceunceunce | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,536,533 | politics | c5qmo9r |
That's a false comparison, because rich people are not an oppressed minority. | outwrangle | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,523,875 | Libertarian | c5qj4zq |
Let's distribute ALL the money, no matter how little or how much you make. | trigger_hurt | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,697 | Libertarian | c5qk4f9 |
So tolerant! | mailinator1138 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,531,623 | Libertarian | c5ql8em |
Goddammit. | I_Love_ParkwayDrive | 37 | 54 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,513,381 | mw3 | xxobe |
oh wow.. this is the first time i've ever seen this happen. | loganz | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,533,017 | mw3 | c5qlmrr |
No more AFK plexing? | m000j000 | 168 | 208 | 40 | 2012-08 | 1,344,512,945 | Eve | xxo3j |
You'll be fine, they clarified saying some people are farming 23.5/7 and that is what constitutes abuse. | SantiagoRamon | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,523,010 | Eve | c5qixn6 |
Someone should call the polICE and have that woman arrESTED. | ofd1197 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,411 | WTF | c5qk1l9 |
Hands-On: Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition | [deleted] | 399 | 602 | 203 | 2012-08 | 1,344,510,553 | Games | xxmxn |
Good thing most drugs are illegal. | MUSTARD_ENEMA | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,538,612 | WTF | c5qnamw |
First humans on Mars will be vegan! | __ryan | 169 | 186 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,502,616 | vegan | xxjqc |
But how will they get their protein? | purephase | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,303 | vegan | c5qkut0 |
Should Ron Paul announce a VP pick? | Bcteagirl | 12 | 15 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,344,491,209 | EnoughPaulSpam | xxcyz |
But how would this play out if Romney selected Paul as his VP pick? | jcm267 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,548,208 | EnoughPaulSpam | c5qq4g0 |
Failed tea party rally leaves attorney with $748,000 bill. | op1500 | 315 | 511 | 196 | 2012-08 | 1,344,490,304 | politics | xxca0 |
He is being fiscally responsible.. | lethal_weapon_five | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,259 | politics | c5qkuc8 |
Abbott accused of ignoring energy regulator | Evadregand | 27 | 36 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,489,490 | australia | xxbkr |
Yep, because getting rid of the carbon tax will get rid of the need for more infrastructure. | arrjayjee | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,551,886 | australia | c5qr3ks |
Ha, doesn't she realize that an R rated movie means they can say fuck? | morrowgirl | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,517,879 | childfree | c5qhwnj |
Ouya campaign just ended with 8.5 million dollars pledged | ReAzem | 395 | 534 | 139 | 2012-08 | 1,344,488,697 | gaming | xxawf |
My dream team | xth30nlyAketx | 0 | 12 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,486,907 | pokemon | xx9bp |
Just change mewtwo with salamence and you're good | yankeesfan74 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,487,212 | pokemon | c5qdm5d |
Cause he needs 4 dragons | skaudis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,519,458 | pokemon | c5qi6lx |
Jeff Goldblum | L15t3r0f5m3g | 1,008 | 10,805 | 9,797 | 2012-08 | 1,344,482,863 | funny | xx5ic |
Obviously the people on the right just worked harder. | bluthru | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,528,520 | socialism | c5qkciq |
no, the people on the left are just lazy. | sharked | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,541,234 | socialism | c5qo2yw |
How to Use Reddit - It's like being raped in front of a crowd of people, and then your rapists getting a standing ovation | PlayFair | 1,176 | 9,468 | 8,292 | 2012-08 | 1,344,480,163 | videos | xx2r0 |
So Real Madrid just beat AC Milan 5-1 | masterzissou | 59 | 94 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,344,479,948 | soccer | xx2jt |
Again, just posting the highlights. | masterzissou | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,481,056 | soccer | c5qc0s5 |
Pretty clearly it is going to link to something related to Real Madrid beating AC Milan 5-1 | Simplefan | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,482,712 | soccer | c5qcgd8 |
What he didn't tell you is that you could catch the bullets in your hand by the time they hit the rock. | TheNev | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,518,086 | guns | c5qhxvu |
EPSers and jcm267 will call this man an Uncle Tom. | green-light | 7 | 19 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,344,478,632 | NolibsWatch | xx15y |
Look at how racist Ron Paul is! | CowzGoesMoo | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,481,884 | NolibsWatch | c5qc8j7 |
Palestine doesn't have a long Olympic history, but here's Woroud Sawalha, not their first woman and not their last. | RunnerTime | 649 | 861 | 212 | 2012-08 | 1,344,478,422 | olympics | xx0xz |
Too bad she has to wear the hoodie. | TheLizardKing89 | -21 | -21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,480,684 | olympics | c5qbx9z |
I never said it was her team forcing her. | TheLizardKing89 | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,484,956 | olympics | c5qd1fa |
"has to" implies she's being forced | Crashmo | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,487,298 | olympics | c5qdmx7 |
Her religion is forcing her. | TheLizardKing89 | -23 | -23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,489,104 | olympics | c5qe2ge |
You mean the religion she is voluntarily a part of? | Crashmo | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,489,892 | olympics | c5qe8x2 |
Yeah, because nothing bad will happen to her if she leaves. | TheLizardKing89 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,490,248 | olympics | c5qebv4 |
One last warning to the disbelievers - the Signs of Judgment Day | cldhrdfacts | 4 | 10 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,478,147 | exmuslim | xx0n5 |
1911 Makeover - Before and After PICS. | climber514d | 0 | 9 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,477,246 | guns | xwzou |
Oh no, I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA thinks your gun doesn't look classy anymore. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,479,200 | guns | c5qbjer |
CNN mistakenly refers to Hatebreed as a White Power band in recent article. | th3m1ke | 281 | 350 | 69 | 2012-08 | 1,344,476,192 | Metal | xwymp |
Ian Stuart of Skrewdriver died in a car full of Trojan Records Ska/Reggae compilations | robbydb | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,516,425 | Metal | c5qhogk |
I must admit I'm a huge fan of all those white supremacist 2-Tone ska bands. | SteveMcFakename | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,555,130 | Metal | c5qrxnb |
To celebrate the olympics, we had a 100m dash at work today | lobstersareverything | 2,267 | 20,524 | 18,257 | 2012-08 | 1,344,641,136 | gaming | y0tw9 |
How did you go about getting them all on the one screen? | thlkmrtgionrfg | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,645,245 | gaming | c5rbju1 |
we have about a $20k projector system that can handle a couple dozen computer inputs... | lobstersareverything | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,646,329 | gaming | c5rbsc6 |
There is a good chance that it isn't tax money. | Fedcoshark | 129 | 129 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,649,918 | gaming | c5rcjfl |
Call me irresponsible, but I'd rather my tax money go to cool shit like this rather than the military. | LeroyJenkems | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,650,184 | gaming | c5rclhx |
i dunno, military has some cool shit | yodawgiherd | 159 | 159 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,650,276 | gaming | c5rcm6v |
Cool shit that doesn't get used to kill brown people. | Pillagerguy | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,650,365 | gaming | c5rcmu1 |
53 yard field goal from Sergio Ramos of Real Madrid - In Eagles preseason. | pakimon | 58 | 67 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,638,357 | nfl | y0rcd |
Just 5.9 mil? | SnowdensOfYesteryear | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,674,588 | nfl | c5rh1n6 |
How does he survive! | static_silence | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,683,862 | nfl | c5rhtf4 |
As much as I love amazon, I decided to preorder from the GameStop half an hour away, because I'd rather have it before noon. | yeahdanny | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,668,462 | halo | c5rga2v |
Is the Statue of Liberty the Whore of Babylon mentioned in Revelation? | snookums | 7 | 8 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,344,637,504 | conspiratard | y0qkt |
Where are the seven heads? | WarlordFred | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,728,488 | conspiratard | c5rq2sn |
The other 6 were in the x men movie. | bobaf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,892,464 | conspiratard | c5smd6p |
my fav couple in GoT | GynvaelRhena | 272 | 361 | 89 | 2012-08 | 1,344,636,625 | gameofthrones | y0prt |
But Brienne wasn't in Season 1. | amds789 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,693,527 | gameofthrones | c5ris9d |
That's how close they were. | tehnightmare | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,705,834 | gameofthrones | c5rl3fn |
FUCK YEAH I GOT FIRST PLACE IN THE RANDOM CONTEST! | samtheonionman | 84 | 94 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,635,508 | neopets | y0ono |
Princess Fawzia bint Fuad of Egypt, Queen of Iran, 1939 to 1948 | socks | 523 | 601 | 78 | 2012-08 | 1,344,634,076 | gentlemanboners | y0n81 |
Soul food isn't just fried chicken and watermelon. | M_Squared99 | 143 | 143 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,639,565 | AdviceAnimals | c5ra9yw |
That's right guys, you forgot the grape drink! | [deleted] | 252 | 252 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,640,674 | AdviceAnimals | c5raj7o |
That's just ignorant. | M_Squared99 | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,640,828 | AdviceAnimals | c5rakjh |
Don't you know it's a woman's job to be penis-pleasing at all times? | FistofanAngryGoddess | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,641,202 | ShitRedditSays | c5rannu |
Romney Advisor Says Polls Don't Matter | Cathylouise | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,626,419 | politics | y0f8u |
I'm sure if he were winning he'd be saying polls don't matter, too. | Cathylouise | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,626,618 | politics | c5r6tkq |
Did this guy really deserve to get screwed over? | peacecake | 251 | 315 | 64 | 2012-08 | 1,344,625,216 | breakingbad | y0dzb |
Jesse is the worst character, he said hitler that one time, I love seeing people who don't take the holocaust seriously get taken down a notch or 2 | CarlosIHernandez | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,639,561 | breakingbad | c5ra9xl |
My mom caught a picture of me in a very "first world problems" moment last night as I tried to fix my Macbook's screen. | NotAnAverageTaunTaun | 1,099 | 14,009 | 12,910 | 2012-08 | 1,344,621,660 | funny | y0a6z |
Am I the only one who thinks she's pretty? | 1024808 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,632,005 | funny | c5r8cvu |
Yes you are. | decross20 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,632,943 | funny | c5r8m36 |
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