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Louis CK - Acerbic comedian, Dad of the Year. | EyeOfAugra | 2,278 | 10,020 | 7,742 | 2012-08 | 1,344,441,483 | videos | xvwnd |
ya....the NYPD should go back to being useful stopping and frisking an unusually large number of black males | ienjoycows | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,469,810 | videos | c5q94qv |
Never felt worse about my self in my life | GiantWheelInSpace | 1,287 | 5,501 | 4,214 | 2012-08 | 1,344,440,355 | AdviceAnimals | xvvh8 |
Choo-choo! | emiffer321 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,460,040 | AdviceAnimals | c5q6gdq |
Um, I'm pretty sure you chug before you choo. | bignastyv | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,460,506 | AdviceAnimals | c5q6l8w |
TIL during the Munich Massacre, the camera crews filmed the actions and broadcasted it live on TV, so the terrorists were able to watch the police prepare an attack. | Unsinkable | 352 | 498 | 146 | 2012-08 | 1,344,439,999 | todayilearned | xvv40 |
You are high? | dontexpectanything | 1,137 | 11,117 | 9,980 | 2012-08 | 1,344,439,657 | funny | xvurj |
White House told authorities not to crack down on 'Occupy' protesters, documents show | rogueremix | 7 | 17 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,439,573 | politics | xvuoh |
David Carlson is running this smear ad against Ron Paul Republican Kurt Bills. | Charming_man | 106 | 143 | 37 | 2012-08 | 1,344,435,085 | ronpaul | xvqi5 |
3-year old Houstonian accepted into Mensa | HaleRail2 | 9 | 17 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,433,815 | houston | xvpjo |
Surely no parent that would apply their toddler into Mensa would do anything like that? | portablebiscuit | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,438,695 | houston | c5q0b4i |
dead last of her heat in 800 meters, but yet we are all proud of you : Sarah Attar, first Saudi woman to compete in Athletics at the Olympics | jigglemybowls | 2,459 | 38,574 | 36,115 | 2012-08 | 1,344,432,231 | pics | xvo9a |
Came here to say this, thanks dick. | maxp0wah | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,445,042 | pics | c5q220u |
Blackwater to pay fine to settle arms charges: They possessed automatic weapons in the US without registration, lied to federal firearms regulators about weapons provided to Jordan, passed secret plans for armored personnel carriers to Sweden and Denmark, and illegally shipped body armor overseas | mepper | 1,866 | 3,568 | 1,702 | 2012-08 | 1,344,431,863 | politics | xvnz1 |
Because if they called it a tax, people might get upset | _zardoz_ | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,435,030 | politics | c5pzfsp |
Wonder if they get to write off the fine on their taxes. | FriarNurgle | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,435,280 | politics | c5pzhrm |
Galaxy Nexus S - Guide to Equip Nexus S With The Latest Jellybean 4.1 Androxide Firmware | Android Tips and Advice | ToDroid | 0 | 1 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,429,179 | GalaxyNexus | xvm7h |
This 281-Gigapixel Image Depicts an Entire Animal at the Cellular Level | Thinksgeek | 2,034 | 6,614 | 4,580 | 2012-08 | 1,344,426,949 | science | xvkxc |
Nah, the guy in best buy said that this $2100 MacBook Air could handle *anything*. | BeethovenFanatic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,479,687 | science | c5qbnx9 |
BBC News - In pictures: Rare snow in Johannesburg | alexgmcm | 139 | 198 | 59 | 2012-08 | 1,344,424,532 | worldnews | xvjo4 |
After all the environmental changes due to global warming, it might not be rare in the very near future. | Five_Ws | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,431,467 | worldnews | c5pyqop |
Deadly parking job at donovans irving | stevonf | 22 | 25 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,344,424,054 | StJohnsNL | xvjfp |
With a fine ride like that, you can't blame the guy for wanting to show off. | DWsharky | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,441,508 | StJohnsNL | c5q126n |
Finnish cops deal with a couple having oral sex in a park | Papaste | 1,868 | 7,101 | 5,233 | 2012-08 | 1,344,422,943 | videos | xvix6 |
Finnish word penis sounds funny, "pipile". | dubdubdubdot | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,425,461 | videos | c5pxxkw |
Usually you are talking to the child about his penis. | Larein | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,451,917 | videos | c5q41fi |
That would obviously make you a pedophile who should be crucified. | Kevince | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,453,591 | videos | c5q4j2u |
Yes, ofcourse. | Larein | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,454,180 | videos | c5q4pb1 |
People having the right to live healthy lives without corporations taking in huge profits from their well-being is a communist plot | Ardaron9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,520,661 | politics | c5qif3c |
Nude yoga with model -Luba Shumeyko | [deleted] | 293 | 458 | 165 | 2012-08 | 1,344,419,969 | pics | xvhop |
I like how all the snatch shots are on the other side. | Captain_Apathy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,450,747 | pics | c5q3pg8 |
Any Ideas if Demonoid will be coming back? | xXEvanatorXx | 5 | 6 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,344,415,757 | Demonoid | xvfva |
Bearshare | Skepgnostic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,654,903 | Demonoid | c5rdlnx |
How would one tell if a diffuser has been used? | C3G0 | 38 | 45 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,413,308 | audioengineering | xveq8 |
It loses "warmth", "clarity", and "punch" | swrrga | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,416,215 | audioengineering | c5px0rw |
Top Fails - Day 17 - YouTube | DownWithThem | 84 | 117 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,344,409,091 | leagueoflegends | xvcba |
CLEARLY #2 WAS INTENDED TOP PLAY FROM LEE SIN WTF? | Ehler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,442,600 | leagueoflegends | c5q1cso |
Epke Zonderland is the first one to perform 3 flight elements directly after each other on the 'horizontal bar' during the Olympics. | OriginalMax | 2,658 | 8,664 | 6,006 | 2012-08 | 1,344,407,589 | videos | xvbaa |
And that's when you get a little proud of your country. | Datastream | 161 | 161 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,424,554 | videos | c5pxu8o |
Gold-medal swimmer admits to cheating in 100 breaststroke, beating Michael Phelps by 0.3 seconds | JamoWRage | 275 | 522 | 247 | 2012-08 | 1,344,405,680 | news | xv9w9 |
Who is the imposter? | [deleted] | 0 | 3 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,344,405,137 | conspiracy | xv9gb |
He's on to something here... | poopycactus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,407,817 | conspiracy | c5pvug3 |
Saw this guy pretending to be a cop yesterday. | Erifedud13 | 729 | 1,850 | 1,121 | 2012-08 | 1,344,398,961 | WTF | xv3w5 |
what, you dont like the stock photo? | funkbanger | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,428,821 | masseffect | c5pyc36 |
Hey, Fat Girl: You are awesome. | Kisutra | 55 | 96 | 41 | 2012-08 | 1,344,390,543 | TwoXChromosomes | xuv6h |
Yes, because being fat means you are unathletic, unhealthy, and lazy, and that POOR fat woman at the gym finally started her long, difficult journey to being an ACTUAL HUMAN BEING. | oldbear | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,423,008 | TwoXChromosomes | c5pxoqs |
A stranger gave my friend this on the bus | kixxx_troll | 2,042 | 26,360 | 24,318 | 2012-08 | 1,344,390,312 | pics | xuux2 |
WTF (found in the Imgur game) | [deleted] | 0 | 1 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,389,097 | WTF | xutp5 |
The 5 Most Awful Atheists | [deleted] | 18 | 28 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,388,099 | SRSSkeptic | xuspv |
Yeah, if that uppity Ayaan Hirsi Ali would just be more respectful then those misunderstood militants wouldn't have to send her death threats. | PeanutNore | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,427,976 | SRSSkeptic | c5py826 |
Dude... that would be creepy. | czhunc | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,404,859 | pics | c5pvah0 |
The best moment of my life | ilikecheese456 | 6 | 12 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,387,627 | hcfactions | xus98 |
"I want to v-clip into the sand trap room and use the sand trap" Hmmmm. | Minus-Zero | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,392,021 | hcfactions | c5ps57t |
hmm ban hammer. | ilikecheese456 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,392,642 | hcfactions | c5psb3c |
It's offensive because I was searching by skill. | cyanonyx117 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,386,054 | halo | xuqos |
Wow dude, you are really good at this game and have an awesome camera! | jorzilla | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,390,470 | halo | c5prqt1 |
*fry face* Not sure if | cyanonyx117 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,391,015 | halo | c5prvw9 |
Because if there is one thing everyone knows about history, it is that it never repeats itself. | houinator | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,556,109 | politics | c5qs6k7 |
As a white sox fan my dad texted me that the tigers lost; the conversation would've ended badly, if i sent this. | [deleted] | 0 | 6 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,554,843 | atheism | xytgq |
Scumbag Atheist: Says "thank god" despite not believing in God, gets corrected for improper grammar, responds with completely irrelevant smartass comment "too bad God doesn't exist". | 09112001 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,554,978 | atheism | c5qrw9h |
Maybe he just forgot to add a "the" and an "s" on gods? | My_ducks_sick | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,555,051 | atheism | c5qrwxg |
Well at least the insurance company saved some money. | Mr_Zero | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,575,649 | politics | c5qwzmm |
A System Is Only Secure When Nobody Has Total Control | freetheanimal | 782 | 914 | 132 | 2012-08 | 1,344,550,285 | darknetplan | xyosh |
Pointless | na85 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,554,427 | darknetplan | c5qrr8r |
A System Is Only Secure When It Is Pointless | brasso | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,560,088 | darknetplan | c5qt5w8 |
Wouldn't that equal nothing, and don't physicists say nothingness is unstable? | freetheanimal | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,568,043 | darknetplan | c5qv4u0 |
Very unstable, in-fact it is believed to have been the root cause of the beginning of time! | exdirrk | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,570,222 | darknetplan | c5qvoyl |
TARDIS wedding rings: Nothing says "I love you" like "Run!" | writegray | 259 | 327 | 68 | 2012-08 | 1,344,549,233 | doctorwho | xynno |
CCP Manifest posts video of 49-U fight to @EveOnline, but not the part you'd expect | Phylosthenes | 21 | 28 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,548,941 | Eve | xync4 |
Obviously all the devs now answer to -A- | swampsparrow | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,555,774 | Eve | c5qs3j6 |
Fuck yeah, famous | Jellobug | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,561,525 | SubredditDrama | c5qtim5 |
tryhard. | schnuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,552,191 | mw3 | c5qr6g7 |
My parents think I'm gay because this is my wallpaper | bleedgreen96 | 1,381 | 2,541 | 1,160 | 2012-08 | 1,344,545,955 | tf2 | xyk0p |
Sounds like you'll be a very supportive and understanding parent, the very symbol of good parenting. | Steve_the_Scout | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,560,077 | tf2 | c5qt5qr |
I got an itch, you got the scratch? | SecretSlogan | 132 | 162 | 30 | 2012-08 | 1,344,540,411 | Drugs | xydrh |
So racist! | dreamin_in_space | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,569,371 | Drugs | c5qvh1n |
Canada's trade deficit almost doubles - Statscan figures | Phallindrome | 7 | 12 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,539,247 | canada | xycf3 |
but.. carnivores eat raw meat all they time and 100% of the time they eventually die | nukeforyou | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,539,535 | dayz | c5qnkl7 |
I always find my jeans this way | Psychotonic | 116 | 138 | 22 | 2012-08 | 1,344,536,117 | TrollXChromosomes | xy8wg |
I once had a lady refuse to let me take the shirt off the mannequin until she could replace it with another one because it was immodest. | sixmonthslater | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,552,119 | TrollXChromosomes | c5qr5qs |
Good thing cause then the store would be mobbed by crazy lust filled men, and ruin the purity of children. | chatroulettevag | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,558,494 | TrollXChromosomes | c5qsriz |
Congressman Joe Walsh (R-IL) calls President Obama "son" | nirad | 10 | 29 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,344,536,092 | politics | xy8vh |
He has great respect for the office. | gonzone | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,536,233 | politics | c5qml3s |
JPMorgan Chase Libor Subpoenas Coming From Everybody In The World | workitselfoutfine | 1,067 | 1,543 | 476 | 2012-08 | 1,344,534,967 | worldnews | xy7k1 |
What gives these dirty imperial Europeans the right to hold American citizens accountable to their laws? | Funkliford | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,576,228 | worldnews | c5qx44i |
Unions will *love* this. | hobbified | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,550,248 | technology | c5qqo6v |
TIL irish people were also enslaved in the americas | Floygga | 1,259 | 3,511 | 2,252 | 2012-08 | 1,344,533,563 | todayilearned | xy60p |
Last time someone talked about this fact on reddit I got called a potato nigger. | yunohavenameiwant | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,558,518 | todayilearned | c5qsrr1 |
The majority of MetalMemes first world problems | thewooboost | 172 | 196 | 24 | 2012-08 | 1,344,531,465 | MetalMemes | xy3ra |
This is why we can't have nice things. | metallicamaster3 | 747 | 955 | 208 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,938 | cars | xy379 |
Floral Park, Yourself? | Projectrevolution | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,534,324 | cars | c5qm0py |
Originally from Freeport, but I moved to Houston for work just over a year ago and won't be back until 2014 | metallicamaster3 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,544,371 | cars | c5qp0ov |
When I saw the "clique meet ups" bit, I almost immediately knew it had some relation to the Fast and the Furious wanna be meet at dave and busters every week. | khurley424 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,544,873 | cars | c5qp5zf |
And they're all granny shiftin, not double clutchin like they should, yo. | Projectrevolution | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,561,429 | cars | c5qths6 |
TIL that "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" is the first and ONLY fantasy film EVER to win an Academy Award for "Best Picture". | Enleat | 1,399 | 3,370 | 1,971 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,048 | todayilearned | xy2bc |
You know I think Braveheart pretty much counts as fantasy. | llamma501 | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,560,622 | todayilearned | c5qtaq6 |
Are you telling me Mel Gibson would put his name on something that wasn't absolutely true? | Th3_Hegemon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,584,656 | todayilearned | c5qymh1 |
Oh no, Mel Gibson is a bastion of truth and love, he'd NEVER EVER EVER EVER do that. | Enleat | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,585,055 | todayilearned | c5qyofx |
How I feel when I see all of these posts about Bobak Ferdowsi | [deleted] | 32 | 66 | 34 | 2012-08 | 1,344,530,020 | gaybros | xy2a1 |
Robosexual are we? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,542,918 | gaybros | c5qol7x |
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