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Billions of dollars well spent. | MagCynic | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,258,651 | pics | c5oxrd4 |
manned missions to mars obviously. | CountPhapula | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,231,628 | AskReddit | c5oua6z |
This isn't how I expected scientists to look... | HyruleanHero1988 | 5 | 9 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,228,641 | pics | xqz9n |
They're HUMANS? | dormedas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,229,151 | pics | c5otsbn |
No, because he's an individual, and therefore his freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants with his business is the single most important thing in the entire universe, far more important than making sure people are actually being allowed to have accidents and unexpected illness without losing their jobs because the guy is a dick. | R_Jeeves | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,240,447 | gaming | c5ovurt |
Usually longer sick leaves the employees salary is paid by the govement, so it's not much additional cost for the employer (except finding a temp for the sick one during longer sick leaves). | aaneton | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,242,616 | gaming | c5ow42u |
At will employment for the motherfucking win! | daguito81 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,253,363 | gaming | c5ox4af |
The Curiosity Rover | lazyink | 1,459 | 2,097 | 638 | 2012-08 | 1,344,225,216 | spaceporn | xqw9c |
What a waste of money... think of all the things the top 1% would have done with a tax cut instead of a NASA budget! | xrmb | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,253,069 | spaceporn | c5ox3b4 |
My friend saw this in an electronics shop - Showing off Windows in the best way possible | [deleted] | 0 | 3 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,223,468 | technology | xqulw |
Why would any server do this? | ATTENTION_GRABBING | 135 | 174 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,344,220,462 | tf2 | xqryf |
What are some plays that still keep you up at night? | KikiCVIII | 17 | 19 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,214,458 | nba | xqmmx |
Because Fisher has an amazing right hand. | Fyslexic_Duck | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,248,731 | nba | c5owp0l |
Super Rich Holding $21 Trillion Overseas to Avoid Taxation | The-Cosmic-Egg | 606 | 923 | 317 | 2012-08 | 1,344,214,084 | politics | xqmay |
People should be grateful for the opportunity to be in a precarious situation in which they're paid to do what they're told. | IAmNotAPerson6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,229,184 | politics | c5otso6 |
This is our national identity crisis in a nutshell: Do we want government spending half its money on redistribution and military, or re-dedicating itself to science, infrastructure, and health research? | Sidewinder77 | 388 | 620 | 232 | 2012-08 | 1,344,213,018 | politics | xqlc5 |
False choice OP. | bartink | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,215,619 | politics | c5oqiwt |
TIL that the estimated costs for the 2012 political campaigns (6 or 7 billion) is almost 3 times the cost of sending the Rover Curiosity to Mars (2.5 billion) | Robinofloxly | 1,563 | 2,951 | 1,388 | 2012-08 | 1,344,211,901 | todayilearned | xqkah |
Only in the USA and it's a joke to call what you have democracy. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,250,669 | todayilearned | c5owv8d |
Funny how he has plenty to say about radical Muslims, but the radical Christian who killed all the Sikhs was an isolated incident. | spearhead_14 | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,383,015 | atheism | xunou |
Well clearly, he wasn't a *true* Christian. | flapjackboy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,383,386 | atheism | c5ppzvj |
"butthurt newfag doesn't like us" - yep 4chan is much better | Pr0xyWash0r | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,383,732 | gaming | c5pq2za |
My friend's response to this picture was epic... thought it belonged here. | Knowbody_Nose | 1,905 | 12,377 | 10,472 | 2012-08 | 1,344,382,846 | atheism | xunis |
Harry Reid Is Vilified by a Press Corps That Tolerates Much Worse From the Right, " The media tolerates no end of birther nonsense and other paranoid fantasies from the right, but let Harry Reid accuse Mitt Romney of not paying his taxes and all hell breaks loose." | Anomaly100 | 1,626 | 3,327 | 1,701 | 2012-08 | 1,344,382,081 | politics | xumpx |
Food inflation? | failburn | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,400,124 | science | c5pu7uc |
Soundwave 2013 lineup announced | OBNOXIOUSNAME | 20 | 24 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,380,688 | perth | xulbs |
Ah, but these are legal drugs, and therefore good for you! | Mohawk_Mod | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,414,867 | perth | c5pwv4f |
appeals court says warrantless wiretapping is legal | akaquizno | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,378,788 | law | xujdi |
Fuck you for coming in here with your "accuracy" and "facts" and ruining a great headline! | 10b-5 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,429,439 | law | c5pyfb3 |
President Obama Signs the Honoring America's Veterans Act which prohibits protests at military funerals. | Lawbat | 2,506 | 11,767 | 9,261 | 2012-08 | 1,344,377,611 | politics | xui4t |
Republican's immediately attacked President Obama for his egregious abuse of the First Amendment. | FappDerpington | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,435,979 | politics | c5pznhp |
How celebrities laugh | cracksoncrackoncrack | 805 | 6,943 | 6,138 | 2012-08 | 1,344,377,144 | funny | xuho2 |
This never gets old | Jedditor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,398,328 | funny | c5pts2t |
I posted this on Facebook, and it caused quite the stir. | zoe715 | 73 | 88 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,344,375,940 | exmormon | xugc6 |
There you go THINKING again. | fannyalgersabortion | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,385,512 | exmormon | c5pqijd |
Mini Moto cuts up the traffic (hilarious) | I2obiN | 15 | 22 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,442 | motorcycles | xubcl |
Oh yeah; a Ninja 250 right? | contentkaiser | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,383,626 | motorcycles | c5pq221 |
Best Riven NA - 2200 ELO Game | VoltNinjA | 2 | 8 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,403 | leagueoflegends | xubad |
Cris, is that you? | CamPaine | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,449,784 | leagueoflegends | c5q3f6z |
Homeless Mom | [deleted] | 1,145 | 15,202 | 14,057 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,382 | WTF | xub91 |
Nice bag | akakillacal | 547 | 547 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,453 | WTF | c5pmu58 |
probably $10 since its fake | malfest | 327 | 327 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,375,095 | WTF | c5pnv8h |
ANYTHING? | firemogle | 968 | 968 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,565 | WTF | c5pmvcq |
We should make her have sex with a black man. | JKol88 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,386,081 | WTF | c5pqnjz |
Probably how she got pregnant/homeless. | nicotinefit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,392,012 | WTF | c5ps54n |
Making unsubstantiated claims is okay as long as the person doing it is a member of the party I support! | GnarltonBanks | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,447,107 | politics | c5q2nkx |
Japan creates Women only carriages to prevent gropings on trains | Seanbutt | 9 | 16 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,370,475 | MensRights | xua8d |
Of course it's not worth anything, it's not in the original packaging! | Qkix | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,369,342 | pics | c5pm7pr |
Samsung supplier employs underage workers, says China Labor Watch | laddergoat89 | 325 | 557 | 232 | 2012-08 | 1,344,368,148 | technology | xu7nf |
The manliest thing I do is disguise myself as a guy on the internet. | AnEnglishDoctor | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,368,234 | AskReddit | c5plvqa |
I didn't know I could have gotten Karma for my wasp sting. | deus_ex_machina69 | 1,678 | 11,922 | 10,244 | 2012-08 | 1,344,367,517 | pics | xu706 |
Oh no, someone robbed you of precious karma points, what a tragedy, have an upvote. | iquill | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,377,384 | pics | c5poh61 |
Can anyone explain to me why he would just give away his horses? | thunderon | 160 | 189 | 29 | 2012-08 | 1,344,367,233 | civ | xu6pu |
Montezuma's always chill, right? | dekrant | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,412,712 | civ | c5pwlj2 |
Girl I grew up with got "an infection in her foot" | spinny37 | 1,069 | 9,029 | 7,960 | 2012-08 | 1,344,367,078 | WTF | xu6jn |
The nail polish makes a big difference | mochacapp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,372,635 | WTF | c5pn6qm |
Papa John's Pizza To Raise Prices Because Of Obamacare, CEO John Schnatter Says | AlongAgain | 724 | 1,125 | 401 | 2012-08 | 1,344,366,922 | politics | xu6d8 |
So basically Papa Johns will only have part time employees from now on | The_Bard | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,370,320 | politics | c5pmi3y |
It's a pity they don't have a strong union that could fight such a move. | mweathr | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,373,595 | politics | c5pnggz |
Yeah, because I want to pay thirty dollars for a horrible quality pizza that takes 2 hours to arrive. | 8986 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,387,028 | politics | c5pqvxv |
Yeah, sick of how crappy the delivery at UPS is. | tborwi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,395,412 | politics | c5pt0zo |
Penn State Recruit Bradshaw (WR) Decommits | superman50vb | 49 | 60 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,344,366,916 | CFB | xu6d0 |
It's because we changed the uniforms | laowailaile | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,370,733 | CFB | c5pmmjd |
Tea Party Group Jokes About Beating Obama To Death | markkarlin | 4 | 9 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,366,448 | politics | xu5uz |
Why do you hate free speech? | enchantrem | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,368,366 | politics | c5plx4l |
Hotfix released 8/7/2012 | rectimic | 178 | 217 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,344,366,444 | leagueoflegends | xu5ut |
When I buy champions, it's because they seem fun to me, not because they are OP. | Frank2312 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,370,376 | leagueoflegends | c5pmipf |
NAh brah, it's all a conspiracy from riot to take our monies hurrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrr. | david531990 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,464 | leagueoflegends | c5pmu98 |
The arch of my toast matches the curve of my banana. | [deleted] | 0 | 7 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,344,365,797 | WTF | xu52u |
Obviously GOD made them to match! | Wesside | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,365,930 | WTF | c5pl7ve |
I, too, live in the DC area, and I've found that there isn't really much of a problem with rooting for the Nats and the Sox, especially this year since the likelihood of them meeting in the playoffs is almost nonexistent. | BobRawrley | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,368,480 | redsox | c5plydp |
He's saying the chances of the sox making is slim | shabinka | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,373,614 | redsox | c5pngo1 |
Life Pro Tip: Use the protective foam that came with your furniture to save your knees while you put it together. | brazilliandanny | 185 | 349 | 164 | 2012-08 | 1,344,364,218 | LifeProTips | xu3c6 |
Heres another one you might find useful: If your head gets sore from laying on something hard, you can put something soft under it. | whatwhatdb | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,369,227 | LifeProTips | c5pm6hc |
MRO's HiRISE takes new photo of entire Curiosity landing site | FudgeConnors | 1,201 | 1,624 | 423 | 2012-08 | 1,344,360,320 | space | xtyzw |
This is a great day when we can take materials that would have likely ended up in a landfill somewhere on earth, rocket them into space, and litter another planet with them. | Montuckian | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,372,867 | space | c5pn95g |
Take THAT, Atheists! | Mi220ry | 1,006 | 3,326 | 2,320 | 2012-08 | 1,344,359,896 | atheism | xtyk8 |
Why do homosexuals always refer to straight men as homophobic when they use the term "faggot"? | Farhads_rectum | 0 | 3 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,358,287 | AskReddit | xtwu1 |
Yeah, I say nigger all the time then I wonder why people say I'm racist. | wow2424 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,358,447 | AskReddit | c5pj2tf |
Tikka Masala from scratch with suggestive homemade Naan bread. | RolandIce | 1,177 | 1,860 | 683 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,444 | food | xtuzz |
Can you post up the tikka masala recipe? | roasted_peanus | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,361,791 | food | c5pk15h |
no I want the penis naan recipe | oOoleveloOo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,365,370 | food | c5pl24m |
Godwin's Law LEVEL 99 | CountCrackula84 | 52 | 65 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,424 | EnoughPaulSpam | xtuz2 |
F2P at it's finest. | Sprawkitz | 59 | 209 | 150 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,421 | gaming | xtuyt |
I liked the copy of "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking on the bookshelf behind them. | Estoye | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,358,842 | entertainment | c5pj6t2 |
Long-Distance Relationships -- by InfiniteTotality | [deleted] | 129 | 162 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,344,354,872 | mylittlepony | xttc8 |
Well, Fluttershy will probably die, horribly, but since Chrysalis is doing it to save her people, its A-OK! | Dalek_Kolt | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,376,580 | mylittlepony | c5po9p2 |
they don't disappear | NeoScout | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,367,204 | conspiracy | c5plksd |
Explain the high ammounts of toxic metals found after these things are seen. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,375,831 | conspiracy | c5po2dz |
Arrested Development' Starts Filming New Episodes TODAY! | mph1204 | 49 | 108 | 59 | 2012-08 | 1,344,353,422 | news | xtryo |
Why would anyone go to the trouble of adding a musical score and the sound of a barking dog to the vid? | timmy242 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,354,030 | UFOs | c5phxcg |
Remove "In God We Trust" from our currency and remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance. | [deleted] | 1,266 | 4,304 | 3,038 | 2012-08 | 1,344,352,133 | atheism | xtqpi |
I really wouldn't be surprised if Obama supported this if elected for a second term. | XenophobicPenguin | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,379,151 | atheism | c5poxed |
Because he's a Nigerian Muslim Terrorist and therefore hates God as much as America. | Ihmhi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,408,385 | atheism | c5pvxyp |
"It's important to realize this is as dishonest an ad as you'll ever see -- in 2012 or in any other campaign cycle." | wang-banger | 1,368 | 2,434 | 1,066 | 2012-08 | 1,344,351,408 | politics | xtq0s |
He could just have used two pistols instead of one with an extended clip? | phnx571 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,174 | PoliticalDiscussion | c5pih2k |
Which would have increased his cost to carry out the act... buying a whole other firearm is relatively expensive (relative to just a magazine + ammunition). | ellipses1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,556 | PoliticalDiscussion | c5pikpp |
TIL: crazy people can't put stuff on credit cards | DevsAdvocate | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,529 | PoliticalDiscussion | c5pmuz2 |
Republicans Blasted Obama Administration For Warning About Right-Wing Domestic Terrorism | day465 | 1,505 | 2,693 | 1,188 | 2012-08 | 1,344,350,453 | politics | xtp4l |
First colour image from Curiosity's Mars Hand Lens Imager | lophyte | 1,382 | 2,172 | 790 | 2012-08 | 1,344,350,402 | spaceporn | xtp2x |
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