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Instagram on Mars. | Chaos3ory | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,352,945 | spaceporn | c5phne1 |
Those black orbs... THERE ARE GHOSTS ON MARS, PEOPLE! | DeSaad | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,358,904 | spaceporn | c5pj7gg |
America on Mars | RedStill | 1,495 | 21,229 | 19,734 | 2012-08 | 1,344,350,388 | funny | xtp2f |
The defensiveness in these comments amuses me, it's just a joke. | Narfubel | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,358,753 | funny | c5pj5vq |
Anti American jokes are sure rare here on Reddit | RdMrcr | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,360,252 | funny | c5pjl9g |
Trust me, that's not the worst thing. | LikeAgaveF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,383,586 | gameofthrones | c5pq1os |
Racket 5.3 is out with submodules, new optimization tools, and more | racketlang | 94 | 137 | 43 | 2012-08 | 1,344,349,881 | programming | xtomt |
Guile Scheme is better. | [deleted] | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,350,419 | programming | c5ph209 |
If you're going to make this kind of assertion and you're goal isn't trolling at least give a single reason. | aceofears | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,355,940 | programming | c5piewb |
Richard Dawkins on suspicions that President Obama is a closeted atheist | mepper | 1,442 | 5,517 | 4,075 | 2012-08 | 1,344,349,823 | atheism | xtol1 |
Nope Obama is definitely a closeted Moslem trying to take our guns and freedom | ElCidVargas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,372,394 | atheism | c5pn43g |
What the Olympics are all about | Gedunk | 2,313 | 24,562 | 22,249 | 2012-08 | 1,344,349,797 | pics | xtojz |
I didn't see any money, brand policing, or delayed broadcasts and net censorship in there. | Sandgolem | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,360,445 | pics | c5pjnas |
TIL Pale, white skin in Europe evolved only 6000-10,000 years ago, likely to absorb more Vitamin D. | [deleted] | 1,053 | 2,203 | 1,150 | 2012-08 | 1,344,348,570 | todayilearned | xtngb |
And so the peaceful smart people could recognize each other | [deleted] | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,356,167 | todayilearned | c5pih09 |
You are right, european history is known for its long peaceful periods of unmoving borders and total lack of tyrannical dictatorships. | Null_Reference_ | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,364,851 | todayilearned | c5pkwry |
But that's not possible - the world is only 6,000 years old! | darkhorse65 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,357,071 | todayilearned | c5pipmx |
Because numbers have magical powers. | chewthebabyfat | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,343,517 | atheism | c5pfsx2 |
In world's 1st commercial deep-sea mining project, Canadian firm will mine for gold & copper in Papua New Guinea's seabed, despite vehement objections over threat to marine life - Nautilus Minerals has been granted a 20-yr license | anutensil | 2,238 | 6,795 | 4,557 | 2012-08 | 1,344,335,800 | worldnews | xtfri |
There's no way this could go wrong. | smeaglelovesmaster | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,351,018 | worldnews | c5ph6wc |
This is a royal pain in the ass | fullycrook | 204 | 253 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,344,335,049 | AdviceAnimals | xtfg3 |
This incident is too specific to you personally and others will have a hard time relating, don't expect many upvotes. | Lysergic-25 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,335,295 | AdviceAnimals | c5pewcc |
God's will | [deleted] | 1,351 | 4,025 | 2,674 | 2012-08 | 1,344,334,970 | atheism | xtfev |
No no, that's wrong because that doesn't work in my favor. | curelight | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,388,155 | atheism | c5pr5u3 |
Official: Arsenal sign Cazorla | Golotap | 616 | 777 | 161 | 2012-08 | 1,344,330,798 | soccer | xtdmm |
Someone help me up; I've been blown down in shock - so out of the blue! | Disinformasiya | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,341,723 | soccer | c5pfk3z |
But what about the commies? | tau-lepton | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,330,617 | politics | c5pegld |
the funniest ninja loot till this day | donteventr1p | 40 | 61 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,344,328,266 | wow | xtcfi |
You should feel ashamed of yourself | froderick | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,351,884 | wow | c5phe3t |
JEEESUS blizz, glad I'm playing beta can't wait to play full release | suejak | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,336,821 | starcraft | c5pf1cr |
The politics of size | avoiceformen | 33 | 47 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,324,169 | MensRights | xtaaz |
sheep drop leather maybe? | teeno731 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,322,675 | Minecraft | c5pdgue |
It's nice to see some logic on my Facebook feed | rdalea | 1,873 | 6,485 | 4,612 | 2012-08 | 1,344,317,407 | pics | xt5o0 |
Sounds like utopia. | daveguy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,332,152 | singularity | c5pelxx |
EMSK: What to do in an active shooter situation | BookwormSkates | 102 | 118 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,344,316,342 | everymanshouldknow | xt4t5 |
Everyone at NASA | [deleted] | 1,127 | 5,876 | 4,749 | 2012-08 | 1,344,314,887 | funny | xt3mo |
because science bitch | Melvar_10 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,335,882 | funny | c5pey7v |
MAGNETS! | ForeverARedditer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,340,210 | funny | c5pfdkl |
Thats magic, not science | LpShyGuy | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,340,391 | funny | c5pfed5 |
China Cabinet Rage | StraightEdgeSavior | 1,302 | 2,984 | 1,682 | 2012-08 | 1,344,314,731 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xt3hu |
Stuff They Don't Want You To Know - Youtube channel full of videos | [deleted] | 0 | 7 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,313,086 | Documentaries | xt1yz |
Yeah, the government totally doesn't want us to know about Bigfoot. | DreamCatcher24 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,318,782 | Documentaries | c5pcrhc |
ITAP of Fireworks and refocused quickly during an explosion | sweatysocks | 2,238 | 3,060 | 822 | 2012-08 | 1,344,311,940 | itookapicture | xt0wv |
The Smoking Gun identifies the anti-gay Cheerios-burning man who set fire to General Mills' front lawn; he has a Youtube channel (under the name "Live4Chr1st") that attacks liberals and gays, and he has previously taught the Bible on radio | mepper | 79 | 93 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,344,309,355 | ainbow | xsyfa |
"WHEN WILL THIS ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOTRY END????" | ebcube | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,330,425 | ainbow | c5pefwr |
Yep, that's why only low-carbers lose initial water weight from glycogen storage depletion. | bob_mcbob | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,360,831 | loseit | c5pjran |
Black Market Drug Site 'Silk Road' Booming: $22 Million In Annual Sales - Forbes | jayrod422 | 54 | 71 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,304,985 | Bitcoin | xstu4 |
Oh no this is gawker all over again. | Patrick5555 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,313,225 | Bitcoin | c5pbje5 |
well as long as they dont think its a good thing its fine | kobun253 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,315,545 | news | c5pc327 |
Woke up this morning to find that vandals spray painted my car; looking at a $1000 body shop bill, was relieved to find that a $5 can of WD-40 worked just as well. | ca7593 | 1,975 | 6,069 | 4,094 | 2012-08 | 1,344,301,498 | pics | xsq8w |
The rich keep getting richer! | nomalas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,347,896 | pics | c5pgjew |
...You know, in case he made a mistake. | RadioPixie | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,345,423 | atheism | c5pg39z |
Nice to see religion bringing families together. | REparsed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,343,721 | atheism | c5pftwz |
I just realized the US always steals the spotlight from the UK | OutoflurkintoLight | 1,353 | 5,406 | 4,053 | 2012-08 | 1,344,301,045 | funny | xspry |
Zelda. | WildeNietzsche | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,304,417 | movies | c5p9a9o |
With Alex Pettyfer as Link! | Smokinacesfan55 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,308,941 | movies | c5pagkc |
Suggestion Why don't we use bottles of enchanting as a currency? | Pursys | 0 | 1 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,299,915 | Civcraft | xsons |
The market hasn't chosen this, the shop chest mod, with its limited allowed currencies, has chosen it for them. | ksrm | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,303,532 | Civcraft | c5p91sj |
That's why so many chests are denominated in cobble, gold, gold nuggets, redstone, smoothstone, and charcoal. | Matticus_Rex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,309,835 | Civcraft | c5paovx |
FLASHBACK: Felons Voting Illegally May Have Put Al Franken Over the Top in Minnesota, Study Finds | robert32907 | 36 | 62 | 26 | 2012-08 | 1,344,299,654 | Conservative | xsoeu |
But... but... illegal voting never happens! | TheSecretExit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,345,300 | Conservative | c5pg2jh |
I wasn't aware that there are actually times like that in WoW. | mrthbrd | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,336,085 | AskReddit | c5peyv6 |
DaniVendetta: Lone Ranger | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,357,354 | AskReddit | c5pisdy |
Yeah, leveling was soooooo fun | DaniVendetta | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,372,362 | AskReddit | c5pn3qy |
I don't even like shooters and I'm sick of this bullshit double standard. | LordDorfmann | 57 | 173 | 116 | 2012-08 | 1,344,298,116 | gaming | xsmt2 |
for all the talk about shooters not evolving mario hasn't really changed all that much over a much broader time span | iguy93 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,299,061 | gaming | c5p7wbx |
Canada's beaver gets the boot in new ad by Quebec Solidaire party | knownothingsk | 28 | 37 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,297,750 | CanadaPolitics | xsmes |
"Campaigns must work very hard to pretend that presidential policy choices matter a great deal relative to the actions of the Federal Reserve" | looseleafer | 117 | 164 | 47 | 2012-08 | 1,344,465,503 | Economics | xwnss |
Yes, it's a real stretch to imagine the fiscal stance of the federal government matters. | geerussell | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,479,480 | Economics | c5qbm1x |
Richardson scheduled for minor surgery | thecoffman | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,344,463,963 | Browns | xwm8o |
Sorry about the horrible quality, but here's my That '70s Show poster ^_^ | Grant638 | 41 | 48 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,460,760 | That70sshow | xwiq5 |
Such a shame Randy isn't on that :( | CYBERPENISATTACK | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,467,510 | That70sshow | c5q8j8v |
Detroit skyline viewed from an abandoned building. | Bloody_Conspiracies | 695 | 923 | 228 | 2012-08 | 1,344,460,064 | pics | xwhxd |
Too much HDR. | GuitarFreak027 | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,462,969 | pics | c5q7aqr |
Naw, I prefer my empty window panes to have a creepy radioactive glow. | science_diction | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,527,418 | pics | c5qk1ns |
Santos v Song penalty shoot-out in Germany. | SplashMasterFlash | 40 | 41 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,344,458,862 | Gunners | xwggw |
Sheriff's Department, "FREE SPEECH UNIT" - Got Something To Say Now Slave? | OWNtheNWO | 405 | 589 | 184 | 2012-08 | 1,344,458,439 | conspiracy | xwfy5 |
That doesn't look photoshopped at all. | jCook1025 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,477,397 | conspiracy | c5qb2fn |
Inappropriate teacher - | cacadie | 941 | 1,603 | 662 | 2012-08 | 1,344,457,698 | videos | xwf3w |
Yeah, cause people are insulting you by literally calling you a baked wheat snack when they say "cracker", it has nothing to do with race or ethnicity. | MonkeeSage | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,563,080 | videos | c5qtw60 |
is it me or did it look like this was edited to make the teacher look like a wack job? | antiestablishment | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,473,710 | videos | c5qa44h |
you forget: People associate image macros with white text as memes | RelevantToMyInterest | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,465,095 | WTF | c5q7vyv |
Happens everytime I make breakfast | AHotCamelsSister | 1,268 | 7,898 | 6,630 | 2012-08 | 1,344,456,115 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xwdac |
Sorry but there is a special place in hell for people who put bacon in the microwave. | sigmapi87 | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,458,750 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5q62ns |
That's why you just type "dg." | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,465,843 | discgolf | c5q830o |
Yo the 90s called man, they're looking for their cellphone. | sorepheet | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,479,174 | discgolf | c5qbj6l |
Godparents | SecChf_RocIngersol | 949 | 5,131 | 4,182 | 2012-08 | 1,344,447,046 | atheism | xw2n4 |
LMAO | tries_and_fails | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,459,083 | atheism | c5q66bq |
Because they can ignore athiests, know that athiests will never vote for the other side of the aisle, and they are right. | Hatte | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,450,522 | politics | c5q3n25 |
I guess you got us atheists all figured out. | strangevictory | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,488,181 | politics | c5qdups |
The Coolpix S800 will be the first Android based camera from Nikon | ltcdata | 228 | 316 | 88 | 2012-08 | 1,344,445,836 | Android | xw17e |
Jellybean or GTFO! | sfasu77 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,459,733 | Android | c5q6d6h |
Matt Being Cool, Carrying the Olympic Torch | InYourMum | 1,229 | 2,043 | 814 | 2012-08 | 1,344,445,155 | doctorwho | xw0ge |
Still not Tennant....just not the same :'[ | OurManlyPeace | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,454,986 | doctorwho | c5q4xv3 |
too bad, reddit had so much love for religion | silasioalejandro | 98 | 98 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,443,761 | todayilearned | c5q1oht |
A religion has never raped a child. | jay051684 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,447,016 | todayilearned | c5q2mn1 |
Every time I run into someone from high school. | bmacmachine | 1,570 | 12,892 | 11,322 | 2012-08 | 1,344,441,999 | AdviceAnimals | xvx53 |
if you can't do, teach | tinyassassin | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,446,687 | AdviceAnimals | c5q2j5u |
Which is another way of asking, "how can we attract consistently high-quality individuals to this field?" | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,456,744 | AdviceAnimals | c5q5gn9 |
By paying the poor ones the same as the rest. | Banshee90 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,489,367 | AdviceAnimals | c5qe4lm |
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