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Words to live by. | clothy | 1,439 | 4,809 | 3,370 | 2012-08 | 1,344,169,557 | AdviceAnimals | xpnk3 |
You had ONE JOB! | workitselfoutfine | 2,079 | 8,521 | 6,442 | 2012-08 | 1,344,167,559 | videos | xpmuw |
this is god's way of foreshadowing the fall of America. | [deleted] | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,181,821 | videos | c5oiz4z |
this is assuming America rose at all. | p3ngwin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,182,973 | videos | c5oj7ai |
Proof that God hates America | J474 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,926 | videos | c5oje7v |
Why do you guys hate graphic tee's so much? | ENTerTheDrag | 322 | 518 | 196 | 2012-08 | 1,344,165,159 | malefashionadvice | xpm4a |
I wouldn't say it (because I'm a polite adult), but I definitely think it. | jdbee | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,176,738 | malefashionadvice | c5oi3r6 |
And pretty much everyone everywhere says boat shoes look incredibly pathetic, yet those are all right? | n3kr0n | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,181,167 | malefashionadvice | c5oium9 |
Come on, that's just because society doesn't *get* fashion. | seany | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,184,030 | malefashionadvice | c5ojeyj |
Being from England, Makes me wonder why ? | jeldiablo | 1,338 | 8,668 | 7,330 | 2012-08 | 1,344,161,707 | atheism | xpkxy |
Its what Jesus would do. | LaserGuidedPolarBear | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,180,956 | atheism | c5oit8k |
And I'm the selfish one for not having kids! | KellyAnn3106 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,178,603 | childfree | c5oiecc |
If every past President were to run in the 2012 election who would you vote for? | [deleted] | 77 | 92 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,344,147,825 | Presidents | xpf0z |
Robert Fisk: Syria's ancient treasures pulverised | Aswas | 192 | 293 | 101 | 2012-08 | 1,344,141,788 | worldnews | xpb1x |
Romney claimed to be a poor missionary in Paris, but actually lived in a palace with a chef + houseboy | plentyof | 2,382 | 9,720 | 7,338 | 2012-08 | 1,344,138,871 | politics | xp8rw |
Jets receiver Santonio Holmes has X-Rays, does not have broken rib. | Kevinhood11 | 9 | 12 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,344,136,300 | nyjets | xp6qv |
Oh thank god, it would have been difficult for him to talk. | G1az3d | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,138,820 | nyjets | c5od0lf |
Did the poster supply verifications, I am not thumbing through all his comments to check. | [deleted] | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,154,571 | bestof | c5oftw6 |
no, this is a bullshit story. | splashback | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,157,143 | bestof | c5og49k |
Yeah, that's about as implausible as them forgetting to check if their probes software was running on Metric instead of Imperial. | deepblueeverything | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,242,888 | bestof | c5ow545 |
Oakland rebels throw f*ck the police street party, defy permits, tear down fence around a formerly occupied space, and smash windows at the Obama Oakland HQ. | [deleted] | 65 | 107 | 42 | 2012-08 | 1,344,134,084 | occupywallstreet | xp4x9 |
They actually managed to misspell the name of their own company. | Zelpa | 8 | 17 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,132,478 | Minecraft | xp3nf |
OH NO | 5c0779373 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,132,847 | Minecraft | c5obonl |
Say what you want about Gurhkas and their flashy labels, but this Gurhka Triple Ligero held its own. | Bujie_Smalls | 0 | 5 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,131,339 | cigars | xp2qx |
$465 for Amnesty: Obama to Make Illegals Legal Before Election Day | Dayanx | 18 | 31 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,344,129,281 | Libertarian | xp15k |
Moving is not a crime. | thinkchip | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,152,241 | Libertarian | c5ofj1x |
Can we work on priorities for a minute? | waterslidelobbyist | 1,308 | 5,709 | 4,401 | 2012-08 | 1,344,296,977 | atheism | xslm1 |
ya but don't you feel safe? | rsxstock | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,310,460 | atheism | c5paunv |
Just a reminder: TSA costs more than NASA and has yet to successfully find a single terrorist. | abdominal_Snowman | 1,000 | 1,388 | 388 | 2012-08 | 1,344,296,810 | politics | xslfj |
Mosque in US burned to the ground. | newsens | 166 | 204 | 38 | 2012-08 | 1,344,295,898 | worldpolitics | xski4 |
The War on Christianity wages on. | VolatileChemical | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,334,418 | worldpolitics | c5pethw |
You heard him, knock it off | SpaceNavy | 43 | 71 | 28 | 2012-08 | 1,344,294,027 | Planetside | xsih8 |
Italian newspaper: Merkel is running the "Fourth Reich" | ironheel | 1 | 14 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,344,292,746 | europe | xsh4k |
Germans do things [$country] doesn't like: Obviously, they are Nazis... Come on, it is getting old. | DocTomoe | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,324,371 | europe | c5pdq4d |
Of course they are not lazy, they are just drunk authoritarian pigs. | krattr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,346,639 | europe | c5pgb1o |
Wisconsin's uniforms for 9/29 game against Nebraska | giantsquidofanger | 99 | 135 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,344,289,943 | CFB | xse82 |
USA women's soccer beats Canada in semi-final 4-3 on Alex Morgan's header in 122nd minute, will face Japan for gold | ny773 | 15 | 27 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,344,288,099 | olympics | xsc6v |
It took two teams to beat Canada this game: The refs and the Americans... | GBERGEN | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,288,302 | olympics | c5p54jk |
Old article from 2008 when Teamliquid Staff playtests the SC2 Alpha, how things have changed since | Tomorrow_Big | 93 | 126 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,344,287,155 | starcraft | xsb5d |
dat 8 patch gold mineral | scrubbingbbl | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,290,285 | starcraft | c5p5nz7 |
and using "that" would make so much difference to his comment | Reddevils96 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,330,654 | starcraft | c5pegqc |
By 2016, Illinois will spend more on pensions than education | Erktus | 42 | 48 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,283,697 | Libertarian | xs769 |
CU Boulder encourages students to register to vote when they register for classes. | flaskandbeaker | 60 | 76 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,344,283,533 | Colorado | xs701 |
Joplin mosque burned down | furious_wombat | 1,570 | 2,491 | 921 | 2012-08 | 1,344,280,185 | politics | xs356 |
Motivating | andyspbook | 366 | 529 | 163 | 2012-08 | 1,344,279,363 | olympics | xs25b |
Never seen this before. | Shooter__McGavin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,306,765 | olympics | c5p9wiv |
Legalization Proponents in Washington Unveil First TV Ad | dan_kase | 1,838 | 3,345 | 1,507 | 2012-08 | 1,344,279,054 | videos | xs1st |
Maybe she has bad short term memory and had trouble remembering her lines? | Bisco42 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,292,981 | videos | c5p6cvq |
Get Tested Or Get Out: Louisiana public school forces pregnancy tests on girls, kicks out students who refuse or are pregnant | mepper | 2,321 | 7,043 | 4,722 | 2012-08 | 1,344,278,914 | politics | xs1mi |
File under "How the right wing wants to keep government smaller and out of your business." | gonzone | 403 | 403 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,280,281 | politics | c5p2vp9 |
Why would anyone ever want any state to be sovereign? | redog | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,321,629 | politics | c5pdaqg |
Divinus-A project I've been working on for months(with a download) | Circleight | 341 | 407 | 66 | 2012-08 | 1,344,277,715 | Minecraft | xs0ao |
2/10 would not admire | X-Heiko | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,289,820 | Minecraft | c5p5jfz |
Cook County, IL Jail Guard Attack On Inmate Caught On Surveillance Video | ThatBoyNeedsTheraPee | 28 | 34 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,276,350 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | xrytt |
What really stinks about these guards getting caught is that they have been warned over and over again about abusing prisoners in view of the cameras. | kbud | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,294,549 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | c5p6r95 |
Great post, classic example of original content. | jonathandotdennis | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,286,593 | WTF | c5p4nmf |
Because men *never* hurt people and feminists have corroded ladybrains into turning against men by constantly lying about the rapes. | maudefindlay | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,278,664 | SRSWomen | c5p2fye |
So much for retiring, it appears Fedor will compete in a government organized MMA tournament this month | grappler0000 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,344,273,340 | MMA | xrvis |
I wonder who will win? | Wormwood03 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,281,007 | MMA | c5p333u |
Now can everyone stop saying that mass violence is just a male inclination? | crazy89 | 49 | 70 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,344,270,071 | MensRights | xrrzh |
She is asserting her individuality and her right to shoot at innocent people, and it is a sign that she is an independent and strong woman | Kantor48 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,291,294 | MensRights | c5p5x6v |
Drilling discovers ancient Antarctic rainforest | I_slap_racist_faces | 246 | 329 | 83 | 2012-08 | 1,344,269,719 | worldnews | xrrmh |
The largest ever study in to drug harms, (published today in the BMJ) places alcohol in the top four, after heroin, crack and crystal meth. | neurobonkers | 962 | 1,248 | 286 | 2012-08 | 1,344,269,340 | Drugs | xrr9e |
For some reason I find it hard to believe that Ecstasy is more "socially harmful" than Cannabis. | hotnsoupy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,309,630 | Drugs | c5pan0u |
depends on who you find more annoying: tweakers at raves or hippies at weekend music festivals. | rageagainsthevagene | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,313,845 | Drugs | c5pborn |
Girl wants some of the BOLT | AmericanLoLer | 1,514 | 8,600 | 7,086 | 2012-08 | 1,344,267,795 | videos | xrpom |
And be honest. | mickeyquicknumbers | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,279,208 | videos | c5p2la1 |
His shoe was just untied and it was reallllly, realllly annoying. | i_joined_4_this | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,279,730 | videos | c5p2qfs |
BRING THIS TO THE POLICE THIS IS NOT LEGAL THIS IS UTTERING THREATS THEY CAN AND WILL BE ARRESTED FOR THIS YOU HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THEIR FACES | Lochen | 79 | 79 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,276,636 | atheism | c5p1vys |
Horrors of war: Mass grave discovered in Damascus | SND3 | 40 | 74 | 34 | 2012-08 | 1,344,266,340 | worldnews | xrobf |
The Romneys, after demolishing & rebuilding beachfront house, got property tax cut based on claims the home had lost about 45% of its value in the first seven months they owned it | I_slap_racist_faces | 1,172 | 2,053 | 881 | 2012-08 | 1,344,266,156 | politics | xro4x |
Joplin Mosque Burns to Ground - FBI Investigating | bloggersvilleusa | 288 | 374 | 86 | 2012-08 | 1,344,265,161 | news | xrn92 |
Silly rabbit, when a white man shoots something up, it's because he's crazy, not because ideology. | incognitaX | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,290,654 | news | c5p5rch |
Maybe NASA should broadcast the Olympics. | SharkAttack123 | 4,151 | 43,620 | 39,469 | 2012-08 | 1,344,264,642 | funny | xrms4 |
Is it just me or could all these not showing the olympics live problems could just be solved by having the olympics only be played in the Americas... | apaq11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,271,530 | funny | c5p0im4 |
Millionaire buys every foreclosed home in Michigan county for $4.8 million | Fox News | justanumber2u | 5 | 10 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,264,167 | politics | xrmc9 |
Demonoid Busted As A Gift To The United States Government | Deathmax | 2,678 | 9,438 | 6,760 | 2012-08 | 1,344,263,193 | technology | xrlj7 |
Has been a fucking tough year... btjunkie, megaupload, tpb being under attack constantly and now demonoid... goddammit. | Dangger | 643 | 643 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,267,205 | technology | c5ozfyx |
TO USENET! | theviewaskew | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,278,203 | technology | c5p2bdq |
like such a place exists | speilberg0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,282,788 | technology | c5p3l26 |
Value for money: Curiosity Rover @ 2.6 billion total v. TSA 8.2 billion for 2011 | corcyra | 1,221 | 1,768 | 547 | 2012-08 | 1,344,251,624 | politics | xread |
It's clearly Ebonics and Text-messages leading to the downfall of English. | letheia | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,267,903 | badlinguistics | c5ozm77 |
I thought this belonged here. | Brey1013 | 1,326 | 4,081 | 2,755 | 2012-08 | 1,344,247,758 | trees | xrcni |
Yes, because smoking weed was the reason behind their success and not the years of hard work and solid training | daftmau5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,330,472 | trees | c5peg2s |
Those were different times back then; Lennon would have looked out of place if he *wasn't* giving his wife a few physical behavior modifications now and then. | Italian_Barrel_Roll | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,260,819 | AskReddit | c5oy41h |
Had to take a Negativity break... not sure anyone really wants me here | [deleted] | 253 | 360 | 107 | 2012-08 | 1,344,241,222 | RealGirls | xr9ny |
Wow, you must feel so unwanted. | lepuma | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,257,469 | RealGirls | c5oxlgo |
But they were just doing their job! | Demynhunter | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,274,529 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | c5p1b2h |
Looks like the Curiosity finally did kill the Cat | iam0594 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,344,236,361 | funny | xr6tk |
Great counter argument! | Drainedsoul | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,238,319 | funny | c5ovket |
Changed my brake fluid and now it does this. | cive666 | 43 | 54 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,344,234,860 | motorcycles | xr5o7 |
I take it that green fluid is to go with the new EBC Green stuff pads? | coyotejbob | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,288,037 | motorcycles | c5p51yt |
How I feel after the Mars Curiosity landing: More Science, Less War. | MPLSchiquita | 1,988 | 12,941 | 10,953 | 2012-08 | 1,344,233,876 | atheism | xr4sc |
C'mon killing people's fun! | Deadlyd0g | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,255,569 | atheism | c5oxctw |
Yes because increasing taxes will make people want to hire more people and invest more. | Lost4468 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,271,379 | videos | c5p0h8j |
It's funny where people come up with that notion...As there's so many government programs that run at a profit | Mrfunfun | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,271,765 | videos | c5p0ksp |
Science FTW | rocinantevi | 927 | 2,079 | 1,152 | 2012-08 | 1,344,232,412 | atheism | xr36c |
Nothing to do with atheism | cumfarts | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,242,875 | atheism | c5ow52l |
Your logical reasoning is not wanted here. | Zosoer | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,268,876 | atheism | c5ozurf |
The first image from the Curiosity Rover | walesmd | 1,961 | 18,506 | 16,545 | 2012-08 | 1,344,231,366 | pics | xr1n9 |
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