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Wat | [deleted] | 463 | 746 | 283 | 2012-08 | 1,344,002,053 | funny | xmaya |
I'll never be as cool as Lil Wayne. | B_S_O_D | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,028,435 | funny | c5nsgds |
Romney's Economic Plan Would Kill 360,000 Jobs In 2013 Alone | Anomaly100 | 603 | 1,040 | 437 | 2012-08 | 1,344,001,798 | politics | xmaqj |
Don't think of it as killing 360,000 jobs, think of it as tax cuts for 360,000 people who no longer have to pay income tax. | Italian_Barrel_Roll | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,022,605 | politics | c5nqtpl |
Think of all the money the Federal government would save if it didn't have to pay IRS agents to collect those 360k people's taxes! | kmhazz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,027,730 | politics | c5ns9kz |
It's OK guys it'll make Romney richer. | reg343 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,057,727 | politics | c5nz71q |
US will refuse bid to give United Nations control over the internet | 42aross | 2,180 | 6,866 | 4,686 | 2012-08 | 1,344,001,432 | technology | xmah1 |
Colorado's medical pot industry fuels illegal trade, review shows - The Denver Post | justanumber2u | 0 | 5 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,000,336 | politics | xm9o5 |
Speaker Boehner: Obama has 'never even had a real job, for God's sake' - The Hill's Blog Briefing Room | justanumber2u | 209 | 326 | 117 | 2012-08 | 1,344,000,150 | politics | xm9ju |
TIL being a professor is not a job. | CheapBeer | 88 | 88 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,000,192 | politics | c5nkwf9 |
We need job creators, not Bolshevik indoctrination centers. | the_goat_boy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,012,743 | politics | c5no0sa |
Nahhhh.... with two oceans separating us from the rest of the world, we would that would never happen and we'd miss out on all the fun. | Expressman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,037,813 | Libertarian | c5nuqsa |
But being fat is genetic and being gay is a lifestyle choice. | Aschebescher | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,006,377 | todayilearned | c5nma8m |
Rick Nash's full page ad in today's Columbus Dispatch | iezugod | 1,030 | 1,350 | 320 | 2012-08 | 1,343,998,805 | hockey | xm8m5 |
He could've just mailed this out to every fan. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,008,918 | hockey | c5nmyfs |
It would have only cost him $5 in postage. | punkrawkkid | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,017,955 | hockey | c5nphrl |
Because its the Pens so its automatically better | Fuego38 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,028,256 | hockey | c5nsele |
So, after arguing with a friend over frequencies of certain numbers in Catan, I sent him this. | LastVagrant | 1,064 | 1,325 | 261 | 2012-08 | 1,343,995,557 | boardgames | xm6rd |
I didn't know Liverpool were thinking of signing him. | frozen-creek | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,000,686 | soccer | c5nkzrw |
More than 1,000 march in Jerusalem's 10th Gay Pride Parade | iamapsychoandwillmak | 729 | 1,318 | 589 | 2012-08 | 1,343,995,247 | worldnews | xm6l2 |
I see there is a lot of good discussion going on in this thread. | cojack22 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,014,172 | worldnews | c5nof8o |
This is the quality free users are allowed to watch in... | HagiY0 | 910 | 1,407 | 497 | 2012-08 | 1,343,994,772 | leagueoflegends | xm6bg |
we should just be thankful the overlords have given anything at all, even if they are just crumbs | Phistagon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,026,817 | leagueoflegends | c5ns0dz |
New McFarlane figures show off enemies, armour, characters. | FlawlessC0wboy | 148 | 167 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,343,994,538 | halo | xm683 |
How about quantitative easing for the people? | phileconomicus | 132 | 213 | 81 | 2012-08 | 1,343,989,736 | Economics | xm4tj |
Anyone noticed soldier in Tank Superiority trailer? | SVKxBaNz | 30 | 39 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,343,980,191 | battlefield3 | xm0jd |
Guy spends two years building amazing life-size, working WALL-E | abstractj3 | 2,383 | 10,366 | 7,983 | 2012-08 | 1,343,975,095 | technology | xlxgo |
What if I assert that god doesn't exist, while positing that god has some form of positive non-existence? | thel0wner | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,973,381 | atheism | c5nhkly |
UA statement regarding former adjunct lecturer Adam Smith (guy who harassed Chick-fil-a worker). | apachedan | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,343,972,506 | Tucson | xlvlg |
A question I have. | [deleted] | 528 | 679 | 151 | 2012-08 | 1,343,965,908 | atheism | xlpuw |
No government influence at all? | Bukaj | 1,716 | 7,076 | 5,360 | 2012-08 | 1,343,961,327 | politics | xllta |
Amtrak proudly showing their support | 4alex6 | 1,202 | 2,143 | 941 | 2012-08 | 1,343,961,172 | atheism | xllnn |
Ticket for Valve's inhouse tournament "The Internal" found in item schema | ReaverXai | 92 | 111 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,343,961,025 | DotA2 | xllhz |
Putin weighs in on Pussy Riot case: Court should decide on fate of punk band but they should not be judged too harshly, Russian president says. | davidreiss666 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,343,958,626 | news | xlj5o |
Such a generous man. | bigfig | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,959,282 | news | c5neap0 |
French President Francois Hollande has made good on a campaign pledge to make the wealthiest in France pay up to 75 percent income tax. | davidreiss666 | 1,952 | 6,587 | 4,635 | 2012-08 | 1,343,958,015 | worldnews | xlik6 |
Dude, you are seriously underestimating the luring of living in Paris. | lestratege | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,982,037 | worldnews | c5niz3g |
Because everybody just loves the snobbish service, being insulted by wait staff really puts them in a good mood! | ynohoo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,009,766 | worldnews | c5nn6ur |
It effects my right to hate those damn homos! | Engineer_daddy91 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,956,964 | atheism | c5ndqzf |
just search utter rape on google | po0o0 | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,957,780 | nba | c5ndxq7 |
That's right, god made me a sinner therefore only he can save me from himself! | Engineer_daddy91 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,954,509 | atheism | c5nd5rx |
Because parents should be involved! | kill_terrorist_pigs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,988,992 | AskReddit | c5njq6x |
And the best way to make sure the parents do that is, of course, to set up a punitive system that hurts the student. | kornkobcom | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,998,064 | AskReddit | c5nkjvr |
The Triad Pack | wickedplayer494 | 94 | 112 | 18 | 2012-08 | 1,343,953,350 | tf2 | xldtv |
"sapper looks useless" So does the degreaser, flare gun, and axtinguisher. | paintballlslag2 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,953,803 | tf2 | c5nczin |
Then why wasn't the Dirty Bird grandfathered in? | dichloroethane | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,136,543 | GreenBayPackers | c5ocifl |
Yeah, because that still happens all the time. | stacecom | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,169,147 | GreenBayPackers | c5oh6t8 |
Jim Calhoun of Connecticut Huskies fractures hip in bicycle accident | fidler | 36 | 41 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,121,882 | CollegeBasketball | xov9g |
Maybe he'll finally retire. | MrRhinos | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,123,707 | CollegeBasketball | c5o9qc0 |
People gripe about Calipari, but the real slimebag is Calhoun. | MrRhinos | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,124,997 | CollegeBasketball | c5o9zuv |
You really are showing how class KU fans can be | mintybrown | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,137,977 | CollegeBasketball | c5octxn |
DAE rearrange the pepperoni on their frozen pizza? | tktrepid | 741 | 1,153 | 412 | 2012-08 | 1,344,119,381 | DoesAnybodyElse | xot8q |
I don't eat shit so no. | Tabarnaco | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,135,188 | DoesAnybodyElse | c5oc7lv |
I cook for myself. | Tabarnaco | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,166,906 | DoesAnybodyElse | c5ogzhl |
but but but hes so humble! | dmills12 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,137,063 | nba | c5ocmms |
TIL Pink Floyd's album "The Wall" loops. | GrixM | 69 | 101 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,344,110,874 | todayilearned | xom7a |
Politics makes people angry, what the fuck else is new? | [deleted] | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,110,280 | atheism | c5o6xgf |
Sure, but not every angry person threatens their nemeses with a handgun. | bannedatheist | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,110,521 | atheism | c5o6za9 |
My dad is going to hell. | [deleted] | 677 | 1,618 | 941 | 2012-08 | 1,344,109,506 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xol0k |
Yes let's all just stick our heads in the sand and pray for the lord to watchover us | dubermun | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,139,417 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5od5fj |
So do the three people you just shot trying to hit the bad guy who might have gotten away otherwise. | [deleted] | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,142,156 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5odqy9 |
Paul Dano doesn't have the type of face that visibly ages | Naggers123 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,105,895 | movies | c5o5z4p |
Yea I'm sure that is exactly what PTA thought when filming that scene | ZM2N4AiP_A4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,105,989 | movies | c5o5ztw |
Professional Soccer In A Nutshell. | jonbrown2 | 853 | 11,181 | 10,328 | 2012-08 | 1,344,104,737 | funny | xoh0w |
I'm getting a little tired of this stereotype spread by Americans who know nothing about the sport. | oonzboonz | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,112,582 | funny | c5o7ezq |
Yeah I've never heard anyone outside of the US complain about diving in soccer. | billtimbob | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,113,940 | funny | c5o7p9p |
Friend of mine drew this, couldn't be more true. | Tbever23 | 9 | 11 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,099,865 | Minecraft | xocy1 |
Title seems legit, nothing wrong here. | Vepps | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,123,399 | Minecraft | c5o9nyt |
Seafair really is the closest Seattle gets to having a NASCAR event. | leelefever | 100 | 227 | 127 | 2012-08 | 1,344,096,944 | Seattle | xoaok |
Flashback: Romney economic advisers predicted Bush tax cuts would lead to huge job growth; in 2001, they said it would add 300,000 jobs; in 2003, they said another 1.4 million jobs would be added; instead, the Bush tax cuts led to the weakest job growth of the post-war era | mepper | 896 | 1,407 | 511 | 2012-08 | 1,344,096,496 | politics | xoadb |
Take a deeper look at job growth for the 4 year period following the '03 tax cuts....then have a revised opinion | mayorHB | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,110,679 | politics | c5o70fu |
And for the lazy? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,118,278 | politics | c5o8m8l |
Congress officially bans Westboro Baptist Church from protesting military funerals. | sharksgivethebestbjs | 2,114 | 7,424 | 5,310 | 2012-08 | 1,344,094,475 | politics | xo8xh |
Pretty sure any court would strike this down as unconstitutional, no? | theothercoolfish | 433 | 433 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,095,559 | politics | c5o3so4 |
Freedom of speech isn't to protect people trying to talk about the weather. | Perkstoph | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,105,044 | politics | c5o5s8y |
Messy bathroom but cute | [deleted] | 686 | 894 | 208 | 2012-08 | 1,344,091,504 | RealGirls | xo6x3 |
Some people have been boycotting Chick-Fil-A, but has anyone here been to a Marriott hotel recently? | [deleted] | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,344,091,159 | atheism | xo6pn |
ELI5: Why we need the electoral college in the United States | sgtsaughter | 115 | 155 | 40 | 2012-08 | 1,344,090,603 | explainlikeimfive | xo6do |
Tennessee school officials post Ten Commandments displays in county public schools; the principal said "we just want our kids to know they can believe the way we want to believe" | mepper | 228 | 276 | 48 | 2012-08 | 1,344,089,725 | Freethought | xo5v8 |
That's exactly why we need to display them in schools! | Codebender | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,180,772 | Freethought | c5oirz3 |
Israeli settlers graffiti "Palestinians should die" and plant an improvised explosive device under a car in Ramallah | wq678 | 877 | 1,800 | 923 | 2012-08 | 1,344,089,319 | worldnews | xo5mp |
That graffiti doesn't say "Palestinians should die". | kusrabak | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,101,991 | worldnews | c5o53qw |
And history repeats itself. | LuckyBdx4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,121,994 | australia | c5o9dkm |
Mountainbike mounted on mount | Snotaap | 0 | 3 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,084,273 | MTB | xo37j |
so rustic, so beautiful | kolapanda | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,097,711 | MTB | c5o47df |
Let's give the Anaheim Gestapo a call. | [deleted] | 891 | 1,181 | 290 | 2012-08 | 1,344,081,696 | conspiracy | xo27s |
Deaf sex | [deleted] | 1,337 | 3,402 | 2,065 | 2012-08 | 1,344,079,534 | funny | xo1iq |
It's the end of the world as we know it. | [deleted] | 0 | 4 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,344,077,248 | canada | xo0py |
For-Profit Colleges Only a Con Man Could Love - Page 1 - News - New York - Village Voice | GameRange | 20 | 22 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,075,121 | greed | xo018 |
No winning with the creationists | [deleted] | 887 | 1,622 | 735 | 2012-08 | 1,344,073,341 | atheism | xnzh4 |
Cross Crease Glitch SOLVED! | Mixnation | 0 | 1 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,066,713 | EA_NHL | xnws3 |
Everything that scores on me too often will be labelled a glitch and I will not adjust my defensive play to counter it. | Marcob10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,083,971 | EA_NHL | c5o26rq |
India plans to send a probe to mars and a wheeled rover to the moon. | bastocrat | 132 | 175 | 43 | 2012-08 | 1,344,065,060 | worldnews | xnvxd |
What a waste of money. | lappath | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,083,883 | worldnews | c5o26gt |
Its not a lot of money. | somanyaccnt | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,089,580 | worldnews | c5o2tf2 |
Sure if you can afford it :) | somanyaccnt | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,093,290 | worldnews | c5o3dvt |
If you've ever been to Europe, you'd understand why it's not necessarily in everyone's best interest to let anyone with a staple gun and a cable have at it on a power pole. | davvblack | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,108,818 | darknetplan | c5o6m5l |
Kobe: "The Jackass Dunk" | ptarrants | 100 | 131 | 31 | 2012-08 | 1,344,058,704 | nba | xns4h |
Kobe used to have such hops! | Smackaho | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,068,693 | nba | c5o0wae |
Money can't trickle down if there are no million/billionaires. | mjfd | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,096,245 | politics | c5o3x5b |
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