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So apparently I'm not a gamer since I don't use my PC primarily for gaming? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,856,472 | Games | c5mrk57 |
Fucking casual. | ZapActions-dower | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,860,536 | Games | c5msmxq |
YSK The History of Math Discoveries Around the World | Senwara | 69 | 156 | 87 | 2012-08 | 1,343,800,948 | YouShouldKnow | xhru0 |
Why the fuck should I know this? | cscott024 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,813,394 | YouShouldKnow | c5mhxf7 |
In case you ever meet someone at a party that wants to talk about maths. | Tomm0509 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,821,652 | YouShouldKnow | c5miqu0 |
Ymir's Final Word on Lux's Ult Name Change | CouchRadish | 234 | 332 | 98 | 2012-08 | 1,343,797,876 | leagueoflegends | xhpdq |
I think Ymir should change his name, how do I even pronounce that? | ph34rb0t | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,831,561 | leagueoflegends | c5mkf2s |
Honestly, I was a little amused that as my health insurance company, they can see my claims for prescription birth control that roll in periodically... yet they still made the assumption I'm getting ready to have kids. | sexrockandroll | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,827,460 | childfree | c5mjl7q |
Appeal to Channel 9 for more varied Olympics coverage gets 100k 'likes', 4k comments | garykemble | 45 | 60 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,343,789,793 | australia | xhhqp |
Libertarians argue that forcing ISPs to carry all traffic infringes on freedom of speech. | addboy | 55 | 75 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,343,789,258 | technology | xhh7h |
If you do this, fuck you. | RedemptionOverture | 664 | 1,050 | 386 | 2012-08 | 1,343,787,582 | dayz | xhfi7 |
Whenever I say this to Christians it always goes through one ear and out the other because they know it's true. | kevonicus | 26 | 34 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,343,786,612 | atheism | xhek5 |
Partisan Redditors, make your best case to me to vote AGAINST YOUR party. | RandomExcess | 1 | 4 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,343,784,033 | AskReddit | xhc1s |
Why not research all the candidates and vote for someone who agrees with you on a variety of topics, rather than just vote for someone because they declare themselves of particular political affiliation? | UberBeth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,784,311 | AskReddit | c5mc2fj |
Great answer... thanks. | RandomExcess | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,798,322 | AskReddit | c5mfk79 |
Facebook must run GREAT on that. | silentmage | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,784,874 | gaming | c5mc7fv |
Where the the shelf for your virginity? | dyn4mo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,860,274 | gaming | c5mski5 |
More F2000 camo? | Hurricane043 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,788,165 | battlefield3 | c5md121 |
Farmer uses tractor to destroy 7 cop cars | beard_face_killa | 153 | 181 | 28 | 2012-08 | 1,343,949,250 | Anarchism | xl9ni |
stupid capitalism got pwnd, haha, 1 point for communism. | Maik3550 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,004,222 | Anarchism | c5nlr3n |
Yes, because police represent respect for private property and free trade. | areyounew | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,007,471 | Anarchism | c5nmkao |
I just finished Pokemon for the first time in my life, my team | MetalDevil | 99 | 131 | 32 | 2012-08 | 1,343,948,426 | pokemon | xl8s2 |
just pray you never fight anything that has stone edge... | mike45010 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,969,059 | pokemon | c5ngnui |
well giovanni had the horn drill thing, that killed half my pokemon, so I leveled charizard to 80 so I beat him | MetalDevil | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,981,611 | pokemon | c5nix2d |
i bet you steamrolled over the Elite Four. | leftwing_rightist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,003,407 | pokemon | c5nlk54 |
believe me I crushed every single one, I just had to dust off my gyrados ONCE with max repel and full heal | MetalDevil | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,009,292 | pokemon | c5nn243 |
As someone who worked and trained and tried to get into firefighting at countless departments for over a year, let me just say I am SHOCKED that the department where your dad worked hired you. | Snarfthedstroyer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,005,458 | pics | c5nm20u |
Ron Paul slams US sanctions against Iran | hs0o | 78 | 99 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,343,946,725 | ronpaul | xl71a |
Ron Paul, a terrorist's best friend. | TheGhostOfNoLibs | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,971,931 | ronpaul | c5nha64 |
Why does Ron Paul hate America? | serpicowasright | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,000,430 | ronpaul | c5nkxz8 |
As a web developer, this is why I still hate IE | [deleted] | 476 | 603 | 127 | 2012-08 | 1,343,945,396 | web_design | xl5nu |
Time to face facts on gun control | [deleted] | 0 | 8 | 13 | 2012-08 | 1,343,945,342 | politics | xl5m6 |
I didn't even think you still existed as a redditor. | H37man | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,945,703 | politics | c5nazgh |
Damn, I thought sure this would hit the front page | TheGhostOfNoLibs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,947,197 | politics | c5nbd6i |
isn't "thought shower" offensive to hippies though? | RatherDashing | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,998,494 | AskReddit | c5nkm71 |
Uh huh... sure. | [deleted] | 351 | 542 | 191 | 2012-08 | 1,343,942,866 | MensRights | xl2w0 |
Nice try, Pat. | Doctor_Loggins | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,971,577 | MensRights | c5nh7j4 |
iPhone 4S vs John Deere Lawnmower | houndofbaskerville | 247 | 300 | 53 | 2012-08 | 1,343,942,430 | pics | xl2e5 |
Leviathan trailer! | mirfaltnixein | 378 | 464 | 86 | 2012-08 | 1,343,941,897 | masseffect | xl1t6 |
ME DLC, aside from perhaps Arrival has never been post main story. | Sampsonite20 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,946,102 | masseffect | c5nb35u |
Oh, so you get to replay the best parts of the game again. | flyprdu | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,953,972 | masseffect | c5nd0yb |
He's clearly working on the lesbian schedule. | drtbg | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,974,555 | polyamory | c5nhsl6 |
For anyone that missed the short BF3 presentation - Tank superiority Armored Kill. | jackfrags | 86 | 115 | 29 | 2012-08 | 1,343,941,215 | battlefield3 | xl12s |
I'm kinda disappointed they couldn't stay on for longer :/ | MedicMehdi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,944,300 | battlefield3 | c5nalr2 |
Yeah, I had high hopes, I thought it was gonna be an hour of armored kill gameplay | MedicMehdi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,945,714 | battlefield3 | c5nazko |
I wonder why EA has such a negative rep all the time | RiMiFi | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,945,814 | battlefield3 | c5nb0ik |
Kobe comes up big in the end for his team. | bomber96 | 30 | 38 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,343,940,896 | nba | xl0pj |
My openly lesbian friend, that works at Chik-Fil-A, Facebook post last night. | [deleted] | 1,644 | 13,402 | 11,758 | 2012-08 | 1,343,938,308 | atheism | xkxrj |
It was one mans opinion, so does that mean everyone will shut the fuck up about it? | breatherevenge | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,938,505 | atheism | c5n8x3s |
Yea, he only spent 2 million of CFA's profit on funding anti-gay groups such as Exodus International, we should probably just drop it now. | Breadx | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,950,618 | atheism | c5nc7ss |
The nation's first non-profit pub will brew its own beer and give 100% of all profits to local charities. | ussjaneausten | 122 | 153 | 31 | 2012-08 | 1,343,937,291 | beer | xkwll |
I can't believe this is in Portland! | anotherlibertarian | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,964,858 | beer | c5nfnly |
Stats Don't Lie in Vancouver | madtor | 8 | 11 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,343,936,850 | vancouver | xkw27 |
Vancouver is different, prices for RE will always go up | madtor | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,939,355 | vancouver | c5n962o |
Teenager with knife kills 8 and wounds 5 | [deleted] | 18 | 24 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,343,936,796 | politics | xkvzk |
Gay rights activists to hold kiss protests at Chick-fil-A restaurants | [deleted] | 3 | 9 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,343,935,333 | politics | xkudp |
Probable homosexual Shepard Smith denounces Chick-fil-A | robert32907 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,343,933,183 | Conservative | xkrv1 |
Those damn intolerant Wingnuts at Faux News! | chabanais | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,933,465 | Conservative | c5n7fkw |
Steve LaTourette (R-Ohio) Calls Grover Norquist Tax Views 'Crap,' Congress 'An Alcoholic' | Tiger337 | 51 | 71 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,343,932,616 | politics | xkr5x |
Grover Norquist is married to a muslim, why are they investigating him for ties to the muslim brotherhood? | jnangano | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,935,689 | politics | c5n8301 |
Michigan House Bill 5174: A proposal to allow private corporations, such as the Corrections Corporations of America, to take over the public prison system, with 20-year management contract and a guaranteed occupancy rate of 90%. | c00ki3mnstr | 1,520 | 2,350 | 830 | 2012-08 | 1,343,930,404 | politics | xkoop |
This will surely boost online sales, increase employment, and lead to more business opportunities. | AmishRockstar | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,929,931 | Libertarian | c5n6dlh |
Uhhh The Art Institutes, ITT Tech and The University of Phoenix are extremely credible schools. | curt_schilli | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,956,708 | AskReddit | c5ndou8 |
Mitt Romney confirms he would end US wind power subsidies | maxwellhill | 203 | 242 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,343,928,499 | energy | xkml5 |
I like the part where they say the subsidies will remain for the industries that don't need it (Oil/gas) and he wants to take them away from the ones that do need it. | purplecabbage | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,939,860 | energy | c5n9bku |
Illinois trooper involved in fatal 2007 crash seeks reinstatement of driving privileges | folk_zombie | 17 | 24 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,343,928,460 | StLouis | xkmjj |
I sure hopes he gets his license back! | thewormauger | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,935,965 | StLouis | c5n85xg |
Then don't pander to her demands. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,969,002 | BritishTV | c5ngnfi |
Congress votes in favor of extending Bush tax cuts for the wealthy - no surprises here. | Daerice | 25 | 34 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,343,926,991 | AnythingGoesNews | xkkxk |
Yes, because I really think the public at large really wants to support Penn State. | MrRhinos | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,947,254 | CFB | c5nbdox |
All 330 US drone attacks in Pakistan mapped with details of the 3,247 casualties | Guillam | 1,769 | 4,069 | 2,300 | 2012-08 | 1,343,923,827 | worldnews | xkhfz |
3247 sounds like a lot, but they are not Americans, right? | thetaro | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,967,518 | worldnews | c5ngaua |
Hypocritical america | [deleted] | 2 | 10 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,343,923,205 | AdviceAnimals | xkgrl |
Judge Rules Iran and Al-Qaida Must Pay 9/11 Families $6 Billion | axolotl_peyotl | 73 | 81 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,343,922,078 | nottheonion | xkfhp |
They should be getting that money any day now. | tellsbadstories | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,928,658 | nottheonion | c5n60iy |
Was This Disgraceful Olympic Boxing Match Fixed? | Festivus4RestOfUs | 499 | 591 | 92 | 2012-08 | 1,343,921,467 | sports | xkeu6 |
Obviously a fake article, Icefrog came up with everything, everyone knows that! | NigmaNoname | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,946,130 | DotA2 | c5nb3ev |
If he is so brilliant, why doesn't he understand his own book as well as Romney? | wwjd117 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,961,709 | politics | c5newcm |
North Korea's Key to Olympic Medals: Refrigerators For Winners, Labor Camps for Losers | yiseowl | 1,064 | 2,854 | 1,790 | 2012-08 | 1,343,920,440 | worldnews | xkdu1 |
Wow, what excellent journalism, not sensationalist at all. | ginja_ninja | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,957,551 | worldnews | c5ndvsk |
21 Year Old Handcuffed Marijuana Arrestee Shot, Killed in Police Car | SativaGalore | 1,842 | 4,652 | 2,810 | 2012-08 | 1,343,917,653 | trees | xkb6m |
My Cheshire Cat | elusiveemily | 1,148 | 1,803 | 655 | 2012-08 | 1,343,915,950 | cats | xk9rk |
Okay, so four states, that makes 8% of the states in the USA that you visited, and you probably weren't in every part of every one of those, so it'd still be far from even the 8% of the country. | FarmlandTensions | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,918,386 | AskReddit | c5n3bqc |
1 in 4 American Workers Will be in Low-Wage Jobs for Next Decade | anutensil | 8 | 17 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,343,915,516 | labor | xk9gc |
Plenty of folks to serve bigot flavored chicken sandwiches | dmareddit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,933,687 | labor | c5n7hyj |
Tom Cruise.... depression | diggro | 279 | 372 | 93 | 2012-08 | 1,343,915,346 | eCards | xk9c4 |
This is his THIRD failed marriage. | weewickleone | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,928,908 | eCards | c5n631n |
Post here after the perp is caught, until then this isn't the right subreddit for this. | ecto1ajon | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,920,037 | JusticePorn | c5n3psl |
We are here to see the gratification, not the work. | Waff1es | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,923,695 | JusticePorn | c5n4nks |
Open-source/linux youtuber(NixiePixel) blamed for being... a girl talking about linux. | eternalw | 32 | 52 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,343,914,782 | LinuxActionShow | xk8xc |
Comic who mocked Islamists shot dead | bluegerm | 35 | 37 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,343,914,390 | religion | xk8n7 |
Fried chicken should be the capital of the USA: the perfect crossroads of Obesity, Racist sterotypes and homophobia. | largerpenis | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,927,572 | politics | c5n5pk0 |
Cuz you know OWS was protesting greed and this is about bigotry, AND shoving religion down people's throat But of course, you know, the RICH liberals are buying our the lobbyist LOLS | titanoftime | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,962,409 | politics | c5nf2qk |
Christian Leaders: GOP Tax Bill 'Morally Reprehensible' | Mystery78748 | 452 | 706 | 254 | 2012-08 | 1,343,913,972 | politics | xk8bz |
Oh, those aren't *real* Christians anyway. | leftwinglock | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,955,576 | politics | c5ndf28 |
Religion Blade | darkmatter237 | 1,015 | 2,289 | 1,274 | 2012-08 | 1,343,913,467 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xk7xz |
Obama releases brutal ad attacking Mitt Romney's tax plan. | JorgeCS | 1,214 | 2,044 | 830 | 2012-08 | 1,343,913,355 | politics | xk7v0 |
Frankly, I'm shocked he can make ends meet on only $17,200,000. | Mordisquitos | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,935,998 | politics | c5n86a0 |
The fun part is when fat horrendous looking females are considered attractive because they have fair skin. | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,919,915 | india | c5n3or8 |
I like my knives though, I don't want to be limited to half an inch cutting edge with no locking mechanism and an alarm that goes off when I open it. | versalius | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,914,456 | guns | c5n2ikz |
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