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Thank God! | bezzer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,438,104 | australia | c22sjbx |
does have a nice ass i wish girls would wear more stripes and plaid stuff | samspopguy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,406,621 | pics | c22qhin |
yeah you never see any girls with ridiculous fake hipster glasses and plaid shirts, what's up with that? | daderade | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,409,551 | pics | c22qt3b |
Saw this in a Tennessee Hotel, why don't more toilets have this? | andy2na | 622 | 2,818 | 2,196 | 2011-06 | 1,309,401,275 | pics | icvn6 |
Cops mistook mentally challenged teenager's speech impediment for disrespect, so they Tasered, pepper-sprayed and beat him and called for backup after he rode his bike home to ask his mother to help him communicate with cops | maxwellhill | 2,430 | 10,163 | 7,733 | 2011-06 | 1,309,397,950 | WTF | icu5p |
Burdened | [deleted] | 721 | 4,130 | 3,409 | 2011-06 | 1,309,395,852 | reddit.com | ict7m |
Athens Riots--Greek General Strike Day 2 in Pictures | Cream_Dream | 30 | 31 | 1 | 2011-06 | 1,309,394,864 | Anarchism | icss2 |
Is it me, or are there a lot of photos showing protestors attacking police.... bet there are photos showing police attacking protestors... I wonder why they are missing? | drop_science | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-07 | 1,309,493,430 | Anarchism | c22yic9 |
Three guys after a midnight screening of Transformers: Dark of the Moon | Radamec | 30 | 41 | 11 | 2011-06 | 1,309,393,561 | movies | ics8a |
People who aren't Transformer fans who want to see a good movie. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,438,231 | movies | c22sjn5 |
Explosions? | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,439,247 | movies | c22sm68 |
Also, the animators hired and green screen. | 6h057 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,442,026 | movies | c22suee |
When will the next name change be available? | zmak | 0 | 5 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,343,862,214 | starcraft | xj6b8 |
holly cow, you guys really can't pick a name can you ? | Meatballs21 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,297 | starcraft | c5mvzoa |
Not so secret anymore. | [deleted] | 1,687 | 1,687 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,864,267 | worldnews | c5mtkej |
Yea I know right, why throw in the word secret if you release details to the public? | downatthe1 | 346 | 346 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,865,556 | worldnews | c5mtvn5 |
why the FUCK do we keep getting involved in shit that doesn't concern us? | waitwutbro | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,885,399 | worldnews | c5myog3 |
Because we live in a global society where what happens in other countries effects us more than ever? | cbarrister | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,886,775 | worldnews | c5myylw |
the logic (justification) of every imperialist since the romans. | librtee_com | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,921,956 | worldnews | c5n46zf |
They could at least pretend to respect us. | RepRap3d | 848 | 1,614 | 766 | 2012-08 | 1,343,859,036 | gaming | xj326 |
AMA request: someone that went to a game development school like this one. | IDontReallyMeanThis | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,880,823 | gaming | c5mxn5r |
All the people who go to those schools are too busy making awesome videogames to post on Reddit. | UmmahSultan | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,884,597 | gaming | c5myier |
TIL Ricky Ray Rector, a mentally retarded murderer, after eating his last meal before being executed, left the pecan pie on the side of the tray, telling the guards that he was saving it "for later." | TheOnlyAlex | 521 | 748 | 227 | 2012-08 | 1,343,858,413 | todayilearned | xj2g8 |
He only became retarded because after he shot a cop in the back he tried to kill himself and effectively lobotomized himself. | ramo805 | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,879,447 | todayilearned | c5mxb0t |
But was the new host suicidal? | dorpotron | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,884,907 | todayilearned | c5mykql |
Every time you have an erection a poor girl gets raped. | Liverotto | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,870,676 | MensRights | c5mv33y |
I wish people cared this much about the Cowboys bulldozing houses down to create the spaceship in the middle of our city. | witch1329 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,863,837 | arlington | c5mtgm2 |
Could we see Buehrle back in Chi? | jaythebrb | 5 | 7 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,343,852,839 | whitesox | xiwa4 |
Let's bring Carlos Lee back while we're at it. | kschill17 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,863,526 | whitesox | c5mtdwf |
Romney on the auto industry bailout | [deleted] | 10 | 12 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,343,850,293 | politics | xitez |
Only a true visionary like Rmoney can sense what his audience wants and give it to them. | Dan_K | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,850,853 | politics | c5mpvs0 |
Interesting street view in Tijuana, Mexico | PhoneDojo | 870 | 1,378 | 508 | 2012-08 | 1,343,849,974 | WTF | xit0o |
That's what they do down there, kidnap you, rob you, and abandon you in the middle of nowhere. | bigmikevegas | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,877,894 | WTF | c5mwwkm |
Safe to assume this is what they are doing here | mijamala1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,900,455 | WTF | c5n0vy5 |
Arkansas man shot dead, after being searched twice and handcuffed in back of police car, It all started with possession of Marijuana. | R3DBAND | 272 | 316 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,343,848,521 | Marijuana | xirb9 |
Another marijuana related death | kbud | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,851,457 | Marijuana | c5mq2et |
I get an e-mail this morning from the gf with this picture, asking "Did you tear my address sticker off so you could see her boob?" | idkwhatImdoing69 | 1,915 | 11,868 | 9,953 | 2012-08 | 1,343,845,837 | funny | xio9n |
She sounds like she's a perfectly reasonable, secure woman. | wtfover | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,897,125 | funny | c5n0jvo |
Boats - SVD Camo + mags, Ghillies, NVGs Doesn't really matter which server it is on. | NhcNymo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,845,167 | dayztrade | xinir |
Our Hero. | MrGoldenVoice | 106 | 117 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,343,844,921 | see | xin9e |
If he hadn't been a pot smoker, he could have won 25 Medals by now! | tdabit | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,863,572 | see | c5mtea3 |
My response to people saying Gen Y has it easy | MattBors | 27 | 34 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,343,844,459 | comics | ximqu |
You could always... Y'know.... Not borrow so much money and either go to trade school, work your way through college, go to a cheaper one, skip college completely and work your way into a company, be self-employed, join the military.... But crying "student debt" does give you a convenient excuse for being a loser. | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,851,101 | comics | c5mpyjk |
50 Shades of shit just got real | stuply | 1,191 | 10,047 | 8,856 | 2012-08 | 1,343,842,335 | funny | xikay |
Ahhhh.... ching chong ling long ting tong. | DaveCSparty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,855,902 | olympics | c5mree3 |
Chemo and Radiation Actually Make Cancer More Malignant | iemmawriter | 2 | 14 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,343,840,780 | conspiracy | xiik9 |
He's not allowed on the couch.. but he seems to think this is acceptable. | Jessica2590 | 2,168 | 14,390 | 12,222 | 2012-08 | 1,343,840,448 | aww | xii6i |
Ya I want the realistic Batman movie where he dies from falling off a building or gets shot in the face within a week. | Red_Rifle_1988 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,923,100 | batman | c5n4i1x |
House Republicans will vote against tax cut for the middle class today | JJFFMM | 714 | 1,036 | 322 | 2012-08 | 1,343,838,748 | politics | xigb6 |
What exactly has the Republican Congress done to create jobs or improve the US economy? | Tiger337 | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,839,572 | politics | c5mmgl9 |
They're making sure that evil Kenyan Mooslim gets thrown out so they can give tax cuts to the rich and let the prosperity trickle down, obviously. | Elryc35 | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,844,787 | politics | c5mo0xy |
Being a good person is garbage. | funderthuck | 225 | 256 | 31 | 2012-08 | 1,343,838,159 | TheFacebookDelusion | xifph |
The next comment should be "prove it". | GoodOlSpence | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,846,502 | TheFacebookDelusion | c5mojtw |
The bible says so, dummy! | poo-poo | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,847,357 | TheFacebookDelusion | c5mot7s |
Actual GOP voter fraud in Arizona | JJFFMM | 425 | 598 | 173 | 2012-08 | 1,343,838,097 | politics | xifn3 |
LOL wow imagine that, wordplay that makes the story a lie and coming from MSNBC...shocking | drakinor | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,533 | politics | c5mw1uf |
UK Government Censors Consultation Submission About How Awful Copyright Collection Societies Are | M2Ys4U | 43 | 52 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,343,837,819 | ukpolitics | xifd7 |
What a surprise. | Azradesh | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,852,353 | ukpolitics | c5mqc6l |
A US congressional probe reveals a US military cover-up of "Auschwitz-like" conditions at a U.S.-funded Afghan hospital. | RedRaspberry | 2 | 9 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,343,836,818 | news | xiebk |
burning medical waste is a perfectly acceptable way to dispose of it. | tallwookie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,839,411 | news | c5mmevx |
Starting today, 47 million women will have access to free contraception because of Obamacare | rottenart | 2,953 | 16,530 | 13,577 | 2012-08 | 1,343,836,537 | politics | xie15 |
All the while, the geriatric social conservatives will be screaming SOCIALISM at this news, while reminding their post menopausal wives to pick up their Viagra covered by Medicare. | RON-PAUL-SUCKS | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,852,547 | politics | c5mqeb9 |
WHORES! | maxxusflamus | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,751 | politics | c5mw3ss |
TIL that lemon extract will kill fleas naturally. | Fudgefactor7 | 1,408 | 4,639 | 3,231 | 2012-08 | 1,343,836,253 | todayilearned | xidr4 |
Lemon juice is chemical-free, haven't you heard? | Petit_Hibou | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,854,110 | todayilearned | c5mqvdj |
Ann Romney slammed for $990 Shirt, Michelle Obama praised for $6,800 jacket | nakedeskimo | 298 | 428 | 130 | 2012-08 | 1,343,836,159 | Conservative | xidnd |
Wow so successful people should be able to do what they want with their own money? | yiggity_yag | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,863,530 | Conservative | c5mtdxk |
I know it's a hard concept for some people to follow, but when you get money it's really yours to keep! | ivansnavi | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,876,363 | Conservative | c5mwid1 |
I like you | workitselfoutfine | 864 | 2,338 | 1,474 | 2012-08 | 1,343,835,861 | funny | xidci |
Scumbag Che | JoCoLaRedux | 1,180 | 2,036 | 856 | 2012-08 | 1,343,834,966 | Libertarian | xicdy |
The only people I ever see sporting Che apparel are teenage stoners with a hankering for anarchy even though most of them would die without mom and dad. | Riceater | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,842,875 | Libertarian | c5mnfzn |
Poor Luigi...always gets the short end of the stick | Augmented | 1,323 | 4,585 | 3,262 | 2012-08 | 1,343,834,508 | gaming | xibwd |
No because being a woman is *bad*, no matter what you can do. | i7omahawki | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,857,211 | gaming | c5mrrj9 |
Three minor blasts in Pune, one injured - India - Maharashtra | icockblock | 55 | 65 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,343,834,000 | india | xibcr |
Incident Report of "Unprovoked Attack" on Montee Ball | [deleted] | 56 | 72 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,343,833,894 | CFB | xib8i |
Aneheim Police are just as bad, if not worse than in Florida. | [deleted] | 29 | 45 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,343,833,837 | politics | xib6m |
Somali comedian who mocked Islamists is shot dead | [deleted] | 2,240 | 7,040 | 4,800 | 2012-08 | 1,343,830,741 | worldnews | xi8mw |
Good thing we have religion bringing peace into the world. | Perceptionmachine | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,845,143 | worldnews | c5mo4v9 |
Fox really needs to learn how the medal table works | [deleted] | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,343,829,972 | olympics | xi80b |
Russians Say Human Immortality a Possibility by 2045 | MrBadger4962 | 1,874 | 9,451 | 7,577 | 2012-08 | 1,343,826,366 | worldnews | xi59p |
Girls' Math Skills May Fall Short Of Boys' Because Of Male Impulsiveness | neilmcc | 12 | 26 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,343,826,277 | MensRights | xi57i |
150-Yr-Old Bangladesh Brothel Fights Closure - Tara Das says she is the 5th generation of her family to work at the same brothel in Bangladesh, but now she's fighting against Islamic protesters who want to shut down her business. | anutensil | 709 | 1,123 | 414 | 2012-08 | 1,343,823,343 | worldnews | xi3bv |
you must have missed the part where they said it was legal and there were no under age girls | EdinMiami | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,847,969 | worldnews | c5mozub |
You see, its not what I think it should be, so it's clearly wrong. | Manitcor | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,854,330 | worldnews | c5mqxuu |
Clearly a staged photo: there is no where near the massive amount of luggage required even for one of those women. | MBAmyass | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,833,298 | pics | c5mksjq |
Ebola outbreak claims more lives in Uganda - President appeals for citizens to limit physical contact, as virus-related cases reported in capital Kampala | anutensil | 127 | 192 | 65 | 2012-08 | 1,343,820,639 | worldnews | xi1wv |
We should have more billionaires like Yuri Milner | aripp | 1,617 | 6,261 | 4,644 | 2012-08 | 1,343,820,625 | atheism | xi1wp |
What does this have to do with atheism? | logit | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,830,149 | atheism | c5mk4o2 |
Lionel Messi... | stickygerbil | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,823,068 | coys | c5miwsi |
Yeah, but why? | Jayesar | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,824,466 | coys | c5mj3h6 |
Its so inhumane to spray people opposed to physically prying people apart against their will (while they are all interlocked). | causmos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,839,490 | politics | c5mmfpz |
EA teases triple game announcement at gamescom | curiousoranges | 4 | 10 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,343,819,162 | Games | xi176 |
BURN! | Smokey95 | 639 | 15,942 | 15,303 | 2012-08 | 1,343,815,053 | funny | xhzfi |
Great job, you really did the right thing here. | abumpdabump | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,825,534 | funny | c5mj98s |
Naruto 596 on MangaPanda | MangaPoster | 166 | 186 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,343,814,977 | Naruto | xhzec |
In the next 10 chapters, Kakashi reveals he has the Flying Thunder God Technique and finishes Tobi off... that showing it that the main character does not have to do anything. | Nathan561 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,855,703 | Naruto | c5mrcci |
Prosecutors in Mexico have formally charged three generals and a lieutenant-colonel with having links to a drug-trafficking gang. | [deleted] | 386 | 495 | 109 | 2012-08 | 1,343,812,609 | worldnews | xhyfc |
Stop buying Mexican brown frown and buy some of that kush and support the American marijuana farmers instead! | Laughin_Grass | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,847,103 | worldnews | c5moqf8 |
The average age of a gamer dropped from 37 to 30 due to change in methodology | yasw | 132 | 195 | 63 | 2012-08 | 1,343,810,890 | Games | xhxnb |
10 hours is serious business. | K1LL3R_XoX2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,931,906 | Games | c5n6yuu |
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