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You can get a new serial number for your game for the low, low, price of $69.99. | cheshirelaugh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,245,114 | gaming | c22c2bo |
The shit I have to deal with nearly every damn day because I go to college in the South. | velocinarwhal | 41 | 101 | 60 | 2011-06 | 1,309,239,051 | politics | ib1h4 |
...Obama 19, McCain 29..... At least the arithmetic should have been checked. | HandyGandy | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,241,315 | politics | c22bt20 |
I was touring a local kindergarden when I saw this on the wall | KosherK | 764 | 3,304 | 2,540 | 2011-06 | 1,309,231,662 | gaming | iayhp |
Nice try, spam disguised as question. | Aldebaran-Shellmouth | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,230,266 | AskReddit | c22at9t |
TIL Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, and other high level Bolsheviks planned and executed a train robbery in 1907. | working_title | 40 | 50 | 10 | 2011-06 | 1,309,228,099 | wikipedia | iawyh |
Who could ever guess the Bolsheviks were a bunch of thieves. | snookums | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,302,677 | wikipedia | c22h672 |
Straight from the IMF -A strong connection exists between Financial Industry **Lobbying** and **Favorable Financial Legislation**. | ShellOilNigeria | 8 | 13 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,309,227,623 | politics | iawr8 |
Breaking news. | napalm_beach | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,227,980 | politics | c22aktp |
Drop it on the ground, that always works pretty well. | cicohipe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,263,755 | Android | c22cwfo |
Took my step-daughter (6) to her first Yu Gi Oh tournament... This was her first competitor. | [deleted] | 2,079 | 17,675 | 15,596 | 2011-06 | 1,309,219,430 | pics | iat6a |
I clicked on this thread thinking I was sooooo witty and original... damn it. | danbrochill17 | 423 | 423 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,222,335 | pics | c229za3 |
Members of 'Food Not Bombs' arrested - Anonymous declares war on Orlando, Florida | [deleted] | 437 | 823 | 386 | 2011-06 | 1,309,385,649 | news | icp1n |
The state of Florida is well known to respond to reason. | TechnoJesus | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,401,182 | news | c22pujn |
Won't their politicians be surprised to find out that *sex* happens in Australia, and people will find out about it in spite of their best (worst) efforts. | IranRPCV | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,417,134 | sex | c22rgzh |
No, no, these people just need rehabilitation and they can be productive members of society again. | CodeandOptics | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,448,898 | WTF | c22tnhu |
And.... OP just caused that poor man to loose his job. | Shadow703793 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,401,823 | pics | c22px60 |
Defund Planned Parenthood! | joefuf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,396,642 | Health | c22pcrk |
Bitch mom and her little daughter | camperbk | 482 | 4,603 | 4,121 | 2011-06 | 1,309,368,450 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ich1o |
And people think eugenics is wrong. | Jewzilian | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,372,894 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c22nkgj |
I have no idea the specifics what the person I was responding to was referring to in topic as broad as eugenics, with many different ideas and ways of implementation, so I'll assume and respond condescendingly anyway! | Jewzilian | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,381,499 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c22od5j |
Almost 40 million Brazilians climbed to middle class in the last eight years | salvia_d | 149 | 269 | 120 | 2011-06 | 1,309,367,681 | worldnews | icglt |
The otherside of the coin is that they just moved up to a higher tax bracket. | omla | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,413,745 | worldnews | c22r7on |
Seems Legit | eclipse1022 | 549 | 2,402 | 1,853 | 2011-06 | 1,309,364,888 | pics | icf2p |
I don't get it. | Bipolarruledout | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,405,176 | pics | c22qbep |
Why America's population has a markedly higher number of Demasculinized males: | ruskeeblue | 33 | 81 | 48 | 2011-06 | 1,309,364,347 | conspiracy | icesa |
Having been to gay and back, I wish everyone on this planet would take a moment to reflect on this, and other contributing factors like lack of father figure and exposure to homo eroticism at an early age, before making up their mind about their sexual identity. | thisnotanagram | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,373,450 | conspiracy | c22nmwb |
The problem here is lack of government regulation. | CodeandOptics | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,367,848 | Libertarian | c22mz2m |
New GA Plates Update - "In God We Trust" is a $1 sticker, and will not be printed on the plates. | ThreeT | 105 | 114 | 9 | 2011-06 | 1,309,360,866 | Atlanta | icd04 |
This just in, Georgia will also be manually cutting out "In God We Trust" from all dollar bills and coins, someone complained about it. | ffifficult | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,362,745 | Atlanta | c22m98b |
I especially like how they admit that there was evolution without calling it that. | sj070707 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,360,411 | atheism | c22ly6p |
Israeli Knesset (Parliament) passed a first draft of a law that will require that Palestinians whose homes are destroyed by Israeli forces pay the Israeli government for the demolition costs." | haija | 1,066 | 2,797 | 1,731 | 2011-06 | 1,309,359,105 | worldnews | icc2r |
Don't you dare say anything against Israel, you fucking anti-semite | gallico | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,364,517 | worldnews | c22mi17 |
Anonymous declares war on Orlando which has been arresting people for feeding the homeless without a permit | maxwellhill | 887 | 2,552 | 1,665 | 2011-06 | 1,309,356,203 | reddit.com | icaq1 |
Geez, guys... Everyone knows that cops only have to *enforce* the laws, not follow them! | Ghstfce | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,387,607 | videos | c22ou3r |
Aren't all of these in TF2? | MooseBear | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,309,350,593 | tf2 | ic8n3 |
My name is Michael Ignatieff, and I am Canadian | Brenden105 | 52 | 80 | 28 | 2011-06 | 1,309,350,049 | canada | ic8gs |
Driving should only be reserved for trips over 10 miles. | FSXHD | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,364,424 | AskReddit | c22mhiz |
Yeh, because when my nearest supermarket is 8.5 miles away and I have to do a shop for the entire family for a week, walking/biking is definitely going to work in that situation. | Jaraxo | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,373,720 | AskReddit | c22no2q |
Personally, I think a Ph.D is the right amount of education necessary before voting | Paul-ish | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,477,664 | AskReddit | c22x28e |
The EU is proving that concentration of government is a terrible idea. | jscoppe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,378,051 | AskReddit | c22o8qu |
Yeah, cause a big central government has worked out so great for us. | jscoppe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,394,934 | AskReddit | c22p65i |
Vietnam Vet has his $10 000 lotto winnings confiscated because he was on welfare. | Balthazare | 367 | 1,003 | 636 | 2011-06 | 1,309,346,658 | offbeat | ic7i3 |
Vietnam vets have had it too good for too long. | ballstein | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,361,504 | offbeat | c22m35j |
zombie worshippers, you know who you are. | blast_off | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,352,039 | AskReddit | c22l3dc |
Everyone knows that vampires/ninjas/pirates are better. | angryrubberfist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,362,115 | AskReddit | c22m66f |
That's it, I'm sleeping in a sealed container from now on | Sumpm | 229 | 553 | 324 | 2011-06 | 1,309,344,536 | news | ic70a |
...and the reason for trying the tweezers *last* is...? | eoin2000 | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,347,451 | news | c22kteh |
That solution is cheaper than anaesthetics. | GreatAssGoblin | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,356,317 | news | c22lhbm |
A miracle of Elisha, illustrated by Brian Bolland | asesuarl | 145 | 348 | 203 | 2011-06 | 1,309,344,495 | atheism | ic702 |
Ace Combat: Assault Horizon - Flight Gameplay | Honda_TypeR | 41 | 57 | 16 | 2011-06 | 1,309,341,281 | gaming | ic692 |
Reddit, you ain't neva lied | SolidDexter | 421 | 2,015 | 1,594 | 2011-06 | 1,309,329,182 | funny | ic2ta |
Gaaaaaaaaaaay, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. | iFlameLife | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,352,866 | funny | c22l5pd |
Pistol-packer reluctantly sent to jail | Runner_one | 14 | 21 | 7 | 2011-06 | 1,309,326,464 | guns | ic1st |
Can you support gays and have gay friends but be against gay marriage? | [deleted] | 0 | 4 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,309,325,191 | AskReddit | ic1d6 |
The Bakery I work in has problems with parents not minding their children so I made a sign. | Gustav55 | 396 | 2,327 | 1,931 | 2011-06 | 1,309,318,669 | gaming | ibymx |
But what about your childern? | Ub3rSauce | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,325,937 | gaming | c22jkeq |
Keeps 'em quiet. | ThePhantomTrollbooth | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,327,891 | gaming | c22jqnp |
It's nice but I wouldn't put a christian-derived symbol on myself forever | [deleted] | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,316,582 | atheism | c22illj |
Thanks for clearing that up Catholics! | MarciMK79 | 86 | 201 | 115 | 2011-06 | 1,309,311,549 | pics | ibvdg |
I thought Catholics didn't mind porn, you know as long as they didn't use condoms or other forms of birth control. | Sanjuro79 | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,312,183 | pics | c22i5lh |
T NATION | NO2 / Arginine Scam | diggro | 16 | 24 | 8 | 2011-06 | 1,309,309,889 | Fitness | ibul7 |
I found the article interesting until I read part 2 and it became an ad for Surge. | poohnds | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,325,495 | Fitness | c22jiwl |
TIL that the Treaty of Tripoli, Drafted during the Washington Presidency, and ratified in 1797 by the US Senate, which included many of the "Founding Fathers", declares that "the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion" | Gates9 | 1,377 | 6,797 | 5,420 | 2011-06 | 1,309,309,183 | todayilearned | ibuav |
The Founders obviously didn't understand their original intent. | Bodhinature | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,320,825 | todayilearned | c22j211 |
DAYTON, Ohio (CN) - Dayton police "mistook" a mentally handicapped teen-ager's speech impediment for "disrespect," so they Tasered, pepper-sprayed and beat him and called for backup from "upward of 20 police officers" after the boy rode his bicycle home to ask his mother for help. | [deleted] | 955 | 2,324 | 1,369 | 2011-06 | 1,309,478,178 | politics | idqju |
well, the perp *was* armed - with a whittling knife. | tallwookie | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2011-07 | 1,309,488,722 | politics | c22y2th |
Which was a folding knife, and closed at the time. | Folroldeolrol | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2011-07 | 1,309,509,768 | politics | c22zpez |
bocce balls - two of them - and they are blue | postpostit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-07 | 1,309,479,516 | IAmA | c22x7s8 |
Great idea; I'll try that next time | RickyTomatoes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2011-07 | 1,309,487,822 | funny | c22xzoc |
TIL we get pruney fingers for better grip on wet surfaces. | dannyx0 | 402 | 2,515 | 2,113 | 2011-06 | 1,309,469,674 | todayilearned | idmxb |
"Dayton police 'mistook' a mentally handicapped teenager's speech impediment for 'disrespect,' so they Tasered, pepper-sprayed and beat him and called for backup from 'upward of 20 police officers' after the boy rode his bicycle home to ask his mother for help, the boy's mom says." | [deleted] | 19 | 24 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,309,467,552 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | idluv |
Time does indeed fly | add7 | 213 | 2,858 | 2,645 | 2011-06 | 1,309,455,518 | funny | idfjr |
I don't really see how this is in "Funny". | ProbablyHittingOnYou | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,457,204 | funny | c22uqk1 |
It's not like we're Okies or something. | plbogen | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,469,508 | texas | c22w8gj |
TIL not only did Reagan grant amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, but he is also responsible for the unfunded federal mandate requiring hospitals to provide them with free healthcare | [deleted] | 26 | 32 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,309,452,642 | Conservative | ide1f |
Nope, everything is Obama's fault | NoNoLibertarians | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,456,091 | Conservative | c22uld1 |
How would you define what it means to be a man? | [deleted] | 4 | 7 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,309,451,712 | AskReddit | iddjq |
US extends drone strikes to Somalia | BlueRubberDuck | 60 | 102 | 42 | 2011-06 | 1,309,451,037 | worldnews | idd79 |
Drat, there goes our libertarian paradise. | CodeandOptics | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,454,519 | worldnews | c22ue2n |
Kadabra doesn't sleep as much, so they make better companions. | IZ3820 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,451,346 | pokemon | c22tz4m |
Have you ever felt that your bed just isn't long enough? | EpicTurtle | 670 | 2,008 | 1,338 | 2011-06 | 1,309,448,378 | Minecraft | idbve |
Body found in public pool 2 days after victim drowned | [deleted] | 12 | 18 | 6 | 2011-06 | 1,309,447,549 | videos | idbfp |
they brought in a dive team lmao | shnoink666 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,448,214 | videos | c22tkao |
ya that's some funny shit right a person died lol i dont know her so i dont give a fuck rofl | treein303 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,473,338 | videos | c22wmxu |
Get out of my living room. | ArtigianoDelCorpo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,446,878 | Fitness | c22te34 |
*twirls his finger* Hooray | ZaxKellens | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,441,366 | Minecraft | c22ss83 |
Yeah, and I heard they had WMD too. | mdnrnr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,463,128 | worldnews | c22vhka |
IAmA REQUEST - Someone from the Google+ team to explain the differences, what we can expect, what is going on at the moment, etc. | drcross | 971 | 2,825 | 1,854 | 2011-06 | 1,309,435,604 | IAmA | id6g4 |
DON'T SMOKE! | potted | 4 | 9 | 5 | 2011-06 | 1,309,435,415 | pics | id6ed |
Obama call for stimulus may complicate debt talks | zap-johnson | 3 | 17 | 14 | 2011-06 | 1,309,433,012 | Economics | id5sh |
When will Obama just sit down and shut up? | Mattman624 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,436,124 | Economics | c22seyq |
cuz that's what I want my President to do | blog_farts | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,447,952 | Economics | c22tj34 |
Pakistan has told the United States to LEAVE an air base used as a hub for covert CIA drone attacks | marcpk | 155 | 362 | 207 | 2011-06 | 1,309,426,618 | worldnews | id4cv |
I guess this is an extra "you're welcome" for their tireless pursuit of bin laden who, according to them time after time, definitely wasn't in their country ... thanks again pakistan! | tommywantwingies | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,434,268 | worldnews | c22sbhb |
BF3's Beta will be delivered over Origin, says EA support chat representative | Soupstorm | 34 | 37 | 3 | 2011-06 | 1,309,419,444 | battlefield3 | id2nc |
pervert | Jonesty | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,460,693 | AskReddit | c22v6ob |
It seems like the two fictional characters you put forward here are more informed than most of the government officials. | linksterboy | 350 | 350 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,422,167 | gaming | c22rsc5 |
but..but politicians need lots of money to get re-elected every 24 months | Commisar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2011-06 | 1,309,454,188 | gaming | c22ucg5 |
An American evangelist visiting Australia, who claims healing powers has walked from a NSW court without even a fine despite driving 110km blind drunk and crashing into a parked car | [deleted] | 146 | 209 | 63 | 2011-06 | 1,309,412,812 | australia | id0h3 |
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