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If he had a gun, he would have killed 3,512 and wounded 1502. | PhantomPumpkin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,929,843 | guns | c5n6cms |
Power Girl's boob window is back | richjohnston | 67 | 106 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,343,910,046 | comicbooks | xk5oh |
But boobs *are* her power symbol! | peon47 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,955,068 | comicbooks | c5ndamy |
Can a master of prevarication make it into the White House? | wang-banger | 4 | 27 | 23 | 2012-08 | 1,343,908,737 | politics | xk4ye |
Is a master of prevarication something like an habitual liar? | gonzone | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,912,855 | politics | c5n28rg |
Being a European on Reddit these days. | WastingMyYouthHere | 1,515 | 22,986 | 21,471 | 2012-08 | 1,343,906,416 | funny | xk3ru |
It doesn't matter if you don't know - if Reddit tells you to hate it - YOU HATE IT | auduron | 869 | 869 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,912,885 | funny | c5n28xc |
Don't conform/be individual, as long as it lines up with Reddit's views. | bujweiser | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,916,277 | funny | c5n2vca |
Congratulations, you're a man who loves chicken and actively supports hate organizations. | Alchemistmerlin | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,920,812 | funny | c5n3wmy |
Passively, if I was actively supporting them I wouldn't bother with the chicken ;) | CRAGEWRAITH | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,932,275 | funny | c5n72vm |
This shit has to stop: "In Virtual Play, Sex Harassment Is All Too Real" | CaptHandsome | 22 | 41 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,343,905,918 | gaming | xk3j7 |
'Draconian response': UAE goes on dissident- arresting spree | marcussantiago | 239 | 476 | 237 | 2012-08 | 1,343,904,527 | worldnews | xk2xk |
I'm sure Hillary Clinton is going to condemn this any minute now... | YouthInRevolt | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,926,615 | worldnews | c5n5fsl |
Dead Trigger goes free on iOS, where piracy is apparently also a problem | Peter_File | 1 | 27 | 26 | 2012-08 | 1,343,901,761 | Android | xk1s9 |
It forms part of the basis for their opposition to removing life support. | elementalist467 | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,921,184 | worldnews | c5n3zxf |
Someone is Going to Hell for this Joke | spermracewinner | 995 | 3,116 | 2,121 | 2012-08 | 1,343,898,468 | WTF | xk0fh |
I don't get it :( | discretion | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,911,941 | WTF | c5n23ox |
he shot up the wrong theater and only just found out.... *ba dump tss* | everfalling | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,912,911 | WTF | c5n2929 |
But... Batman villain mask. | Sir_Nivag | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,914,433 | WTF | c5n2ig7 |
huh? | everfalling | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,915,201 | WTF | c5n2no5 |
Didn't he dress up as batman villain? | Sir_Nivag | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,915,963 | WTF | c5n2t0s |
82yo woman charged with hoon driving. | VelikoSranje | 6 | 12 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,343,895,425 | australia | xjz1z |
Seriously Facebook? | noleknight16 | 989 | 1,494 | 505 | 2012-08 | 1,343,894,678 | atheism | xjyq2 |
Now this is Facebook gold. | westdonkeykong | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,920,274 | atheism | c5n3rtf |
11,000 doctors graduate this year from Cuban universities, 5,315 Cubans and 5,694 students from 59 countries, the highest total in the history of the nation and an eloquent example of internationalist solidarity | glparramatta | 60 | 72 | 12 | 2012-08 | 1,343,894,579 | socialism | xjyo7 |
Married mega-church pastor, 54, fired for 'having sex with 16-year-old girl' | hotchrisbfries | 298 | 436 | 138 | 2012-08 | 1,343,886,193 | news | xjtg4 |
Needs more lens flare | esantipapa | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,922,553 | startrek | c5n4cp3 |
Way to support the shows you enjoy! | alpackabackapacka | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,946,538 | DoesAnybodyElse | c5nb77e |
Damn ur hot , i hope ur not gay lol | elome | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,907,384 | atheism | c5n1jbm |
dayum babygurl xD lol | TheShadowFog | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,912,598 | atheism | c5n27ax |
Stripping water down to an ultrapure state makes it unfit for human consumption. | 1000Steps | 257 | 435 | 178 | 2012-08 | 1,343,876,556 | science | xjko9 |
I tried some from the fluid mechanics lab; tasted terrible. | penjsface | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,893,769 | science | c5n05hc |
Well then your saliva tastes terrible! | jeremy_280 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,901,139 | science | c5n0y87 |
ppm of what? | cryo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,899,272 | science | c5n0rtj |
Parts per million duh...obviously! | jeremy_280 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,901,303 | science | c5n0yqd |
Canadian thief returns stolen goods along with apology note and $50 to repair damages he made to a window | LainIwakura | 116 | 127 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,343,876,477 | nottheonion | xjkl9 |
Canada, can't you do anything right? | sproket888 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,917,651 | nottheonion | c5n35tt |
Master ENT -transfer from SMC Chillin till the semester starts, looking to make some frients ;] | [deleted] | 0 | 12 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,343,876,061 | UCSantaBarbara | xjk69 |
you must be so cool, coming from SMC and smoking pot and all that | feartrich | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,877,452 | UCSantaBarbara | c5mwsfa |
The summer when a rape lie pitted a town against its boys | PierceHarlan | 77 | 107 | 30 | 2012-08 | 1,343,875,938 | MensRights | xjk1x |
Olympic Gymnast Uses Zelda Medley During Performance | MYGODWHATHAVEIDONE | 207 | 246 | 39 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,517 | olympics | xjil6 |
A mugshot of arriving criminals, Australia, 1920 | emr1028 | 648 | 888 | 240 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,287 | pics | xjicb |
Now that's what gangsters look like, scary as shit. | fracking_u | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,878,637 | pics | c5mx3jn |
Did the US cause Fallujah's birth defects? | [deleted] | 354 | 639 | 285 | 2012-08 | 1,343,874,281 | worldnews | xjibz |
no its obvious it was those incubators Saddam stole from Kuwait | NEeZ44 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,877,875 | worldnews | c5mwwdw |
US Senator Jeff Sessions (R-AL): "I am offended" by views of climate scientists; he said this after being informed by Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) that roughly 98% of climate scientists accepted that anthropogenic warming was real and serious | mepper | 500 | 649 | 149 | 2012-08 | 1,343,868,086 | environment | xjc5b |
Why We Keep Accidently Getting Pregnant | fuckpigletsgethoney | 43 | 57 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,343,867,433 | TwoXChromosomes | xjbhd |
How I view the people going to Chick-fil-A to show their support | xi_mezmerize_ix | 1,597 | 6,503 | 4,906 | 2012-08 | 1,343,866,472 | atheism | xjaix |
But they're fuckin' gay! | curelight | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,887,146 | atheism | c5mz1ac |
Terrorist! | DangerBrewin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,866,536 | pics | c5mu425 |
HILARIOUS: Elizabeth Warren thinks that Wall Street loves her and that she will "save capitalism" | [deleted] | 11 | 22 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,343,866,015 | Libertarian | xja45 |
She believes in capitalism as long as the government has influence on the economy, whats wrong with that? | murraymurraymurray | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,343,888,053 | Libertarian | c5mz7w8 |
My girlfriend came home from Afghanistan and proposed! | LEX-URA | 1,893 | 40,671 | 38,778 | 2012-08 | 1,344,037,324 | pics | xnags |
why do gay people use the military to advertise/justify their gayness | heylittlebuddy | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,049,161 | pics | c5nxaht |
6 months on AccuBane | zvoidx | 1,277 | 8,456 | 7,179 | 2012-08 | 1,344,036,166 | funny | xn9di |
Of all the Bane and Tom Hardy pictures on the net, you pick the 2 absolute lowest res pics possible. | takoma | 394 | 394 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,048,406 | funny | c5nx4dp |
Fuck yolo | MadCapCoast | 0 | 4 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,033,901 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | xn77h |
Don't forget about how much time and effort the OP *obviously* put into this comic. | Afro-Alchemist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,034,605 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5ntzwf |
Good Guy Lil Wayne | zidanetribal | 1,285 | 15,733 | 14,448 | 2012-08 | 1,344,033,295 | AdviceAnimals | xn6jx |
wouldn't it be great if all rappers just quite doing rap and started playing the blues like thieir ancestors did. | evildustmite | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,056,054 | AdviceAnimals | c5nyusj |
Of course, as a bisexual person, I can't have any friends. | HarimadSol | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,129,973 | SRSWomen | c5ob1hp |
The clip on the gas nozzle broke so I had to stand there and hold it the whole time like some gas station attendant. | daveringstaff | 9 | 14 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,030,425 | firstworldproblems | xn3p3 |
Today, I saw a repost in Firstworldproblems | Xmas456 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,043,455 | firstworldproblems | c5nvzxb |
Shop Computer in an Oil Rig Manufacturing Facility | restless10e | 43 | 45 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,344,030,292 | techsupportgore | xn3km |
Time to break out the shop vac | Bagellord | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,030,626 | techsupportgore | c5nt0ud |
My newest inspiration (and crush): Samantha Wright | littlecatalyst | 27 | 32 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,028,110 | xxfitness | xn1en |
But, she's so bulky! | nikiverse | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,371,361 | xxfitness | c5pmt6i |
Barack Obama: Mitt Romney is proposing a tax plan "that would give millionaires another tax break and raises taxes on middle class families by up to $2,000 a year." | ArbiK | 111 | 127 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,344,025,976 | obama | xmz7c |
This is the kind of hard hitting policy that a*mer*ica sorely needs these days! | AbsoluteZro | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,034,454 | obama | c5ntyn0 |
Knucklehead. | Togepi27 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,034,598 | SquaredCircle | c5ntzuf |
Once a month I eat a full chicken in one sitting just to feel dominant. | [deleted] | 218 | 394 | 176 | 2012-08 | 1,344,023,095 | self | xmwct |
Isn't that just normal lunch...? | Pengu1n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,041,227 | self | c5nvi34 |
At work there was a kid who didn't know what dial up was..I explained and she said "That's stupid" | Popcom | 83 | 83 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,022,745 | AskReddit | c5nqv5f |
She was like 5 lol | Popcom | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,030,567 | AskReddit | c5nt098 |
But then again, it trained people to be patient in waiting for shit to load. | Armitando | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,038,686 | AskReddit | c5nuxrh |
Obama adviser: Jobless rate is really 8.254% | robert32907 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,344,019,764 | Conservative | xmsos |
Where in the Bible is the Easter Bunny mentioned? | ruskeeblue | 0 | 7 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,344,018,423 | religion | xmr83 |
You are the cleverest troll. | thelittleking | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,050,491 | religion | c5nxlnd |
YSK How to find out what your voice sounds like to others. | treaty33 | 849 | 1,359 | 510 | 2012-08 | 1,344,017,895 | YouShouldKnow | xmqnv |
You're missing your left audio channel, which is the only channel his voice is on. | NickDouglas | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,020,973 | YouShouldKnow | c5nqcow |
oh brilliant, my left earphone just happens to be broken | theBMB | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,024,055 | YouShouldKnow | c5nr8mq |
Goldman Sachs to Invest in New York City Jail Program | MediocreJerk | 56 | 73 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,344,017,087 | news | xmpts |
NYPD already works for their interests instead of ours, now they'll get to help decide who's kept in and for how long and how they will be treated. | graykat | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,024,733 | news | c5nrfar |
Cheap labor never hurts either! | SnowK | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,031,282 | news | c5nt6uc |
Ha ha. | Furfaidz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,014,410 | AskReddit | c5nohqh |
SO BRAVE | stylzs05 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,014,216 | AskReddit | c5nofpe |
British couple of Pakistani descent sentenced to 25 years minimum for "honour killing" of daughter | uriman | 2,138 | 5,897 | 3,759 | 2012-08 | 1,344,012,952 | worldnews | xmlc7 |
Multiculturalism totally doesn't cause any problems. | LachendeKatze | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,050,114 | worldnews | c5nxigi |
does anyone else have an unreasonable annoyance for this woman? | qwertyterj | 819 | 1,938 | 1,119 | 2012-08 | 1,344,010,293 | funny | xmihn |
600+ plus friends YEAH SURE thats living | TrentRader | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,057,407 | funny | c5nz4t4 |
TIL that that Cluster Headache is considered as the worst pain any human can experience and can last for 1,5 hours and is nicknamed "Suicide headaches" because it drives otherwise ordinary people to suicide. | DeSanti | 1,230 | 2,354 | 1,124 | 2012-08 | 1,344,007,417 | todayilearned | xmfdk |
Viral video of man picking on Chick-fil-A worker gets him fired. | dudewithpants | 1,352 | 2,605 | 1,253 | 2012-08 | 1,344,004,884 | politics | xmd8x |
Right, because all of that was the bus driver's idea and (s)he had the power to change it. | usuallyskeptical | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,011,232 | politics | c5nnle2 |
Here's the thing... whether you're on the right or the left, just don't be an asshole. | Uniquitous | 383 | 383 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,012,530 | politics | c5nnypo |
I'm sure he thinks he did nothing wrong and feels victimized over the whole thing. | richmomz | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,026,111 | politics | c5nrt56 |
Chick-Fil-A drive-through bully, Adam Smith, has been fired for harassing the young worker. | F_stop_cruz | 1,058 | 1,748 | 690 | 2012-08 | 1,344,003,610 | news | xmc65 |
Yeah fuck people for trying to hold a job and get by while the unemployment rate is 8.2%! | GnarltonBanks | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,009,868 | news | c5nn7va |
There better be some Ipad sized Pop-tarts in here. | dontbthatguy | 956 | 4,521 | 3,565 | 2012-08 | 1,344,002,371 | funny | xmb79 |
highly considering being that guy | ICCULUSC | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,017,563 | funny | c5npdr2 |
Aren't all guys on Reddit considered to be "that guy"s by the ladies on Reddit? | B_S_O_D | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,018,927 | funny | c5nprs3 |
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