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How about the 2011 Phillies whose top 3 starters combined to win 50 games, with Halladay, Hamels, and Lee all having ERAs under 3, on route to a 102 win season? | mrthirsty | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,087,956 | baseball | c5o2m4o |
Hey we are not allowed to talk about money issues. | Dominiking | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,110,250 | baseball | c5o6x8o |
I'll kill your dog. | sdude9 | 1,396 | 2,271 | 875 | 2012-08 | 1,344,054,699 | videos | xnp5t |
Typical that the only black guy in the video would be the one threatening you. | Philapathy | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,060,531 | videos | c5nzpt1 |
Only thing I wanted was more Davos Seaworth, at some point I realized he is Ned Stark. | reble02 | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,063,686 | asoiaf | c5o08qt |
NED WARGED INTO DAVOS BEFORE HE DIED IT FITS PERFECTLY | byronh1016 | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,064,854 | asoiaf | c5o0ex6 |
"This is an indisputable environmental win as fewer cows create less methane," I did not know we could use cows to create methane. | torvalder | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,077,559 | todayilearned | c5o1ofc |
Because I can't post articles on yahoo and google, and only my friends see my post on Facebook? | BackOnTheBacon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,053,420 | politics | c5ny9qx |
Yeah guy, go use somewhere you can't speak as a way to speak out to people. | grawz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,053,916 | politics | c5nydql |
Well if they don't like gay people I guess they have decent reasoning...everyone knows you can catch "the gay" by even being near foods that sound like them. | WatcherOfTheWatchmen | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,051,616 | AskReddit | c5nxuys |
Now you know how Europe feels. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,092,811 | canada | c5o3b0a |
But Europe produces shows worth watching and doesn't rely soley on American drivel. | jaynone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,100,557 | canada | c5o4sjz |
Where do you think Xfactor, and America's got Talent came from? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,102,616 | canada | c5o58qv |
Talented Hollywood producers? | jaynone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,102,887 | canada | c5o5av6 |
They spent 45 cents to tell my sister she owes 10 cents | UrShiningDesire | 1,194 | 2,624 | 1,430 | 2012-08 | 1,344,048,003 | WTF | xnjmx |
Hooray, more pixelart! | TheGoryElk | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,054,793 | Minecraft | c5nykvo |
Acid attacks against women on the rise in Colombia | pool92 | 103 | 170 | 67 | 2012-08 | 1,344,045,039 | worldnews | xnh5n |
Fuck their culture/religion herp derp. | thastig | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,066,781 | worldnews | c5o0o69 |
First World Teenage Problems | roboticon44 | 210 | 295 | 85 | 2012-08 | 1,344,044,814 | teenagers | xngyl |
Favorite Music Related Trivia I'll start, Gnarls Barkley and Cee Lo Green are the same person | OMGiarobot | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,042,099 | AskReddit | xnenr |
Can't hug eeevery cat...But I can try! | FoxifiedNutjob | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,055,820 | aww | c5nyt0g |
Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Jacksonville Jaguars | diggro | 18 | 38 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,344,039,981 | nfl | xncu6 |
Reddit this weekend | finmoore3 | 1,125 | 9,267 | 8,142 | 2012-08 | 1,344,210,145 | AdviceAnimals | xqirg |
That's what happens when someone else breaks the "things that shouldn't be said" barrier. | NomadofExile | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,214,307 | AdviceAnimals | c5oq859 |
Like a fat chick getting wet....amirite? | NomadofExile | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,231,590 | AdviceAnimals | c5ou9v2 |
Poster for The Iceman staring Michael Shannon | toThe9thPower | 157 | 208 | 51 | 2012-08 | 1,344,207,612 | movies | xqgjw |
Halo 4 Picture Leaked? | CyReN_ | 59 | 80 | 21 | 2012-08 | 1,344,206,705 | halo | xqfrm |
How else do you brag to your future girlfriend? | slipstream37 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,275,330 | halo | c5p1j61 |
US drops probe into silver price manipulation | Avataren | 19 | 24 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,344,206,021 | Silverbugs | xqf5w |
It takes a while to interview dozens of people and read a 100,000 documents. | pegothejerk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,263,924 | Silverbugs | c5oypjq |
Anaheim: Police shooting at women and children? | [deleted] | 5 | 14 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,344,202,982 | politics | xqcbe |
Sure, they are a smaller target, but they don't move quite as fast, and still have a high point value. | Dan_K | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,205,034 | politics | c5oo5n4 |
Found this lovely bit of racism on my facebook feed | fetusxfajita | 993 | 5,558 | 4,565 | 2012-08 | 1,344,199,861 | WTF | xq9ka |
Yes because muscle tone on a woman is SO disgusting | smileymalaise | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,204,694 | WTF | c5oo2se |
I hope your man gave you permission to post this. | cwstjnobbs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,238,208 | WTF | c5ovjtz |
For the life of me, I cannot figure out how to activate this. | IAmtheHullabaloo | 503 | 629 | 126 | 2012-08 | 1,344,198,637 | skyrim | xq8fc |
Whoa, what mod is that? | K4ge | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,203,707 | skyrim | c5onu71 |
Chris Brown On The Olympics | joshdee345 | 1,866 | 35,719 | 33,853 | 2012-08 | 1,344,198,139 | funny | xq7xs |
Episode 3 reference found in Source Filmmaker files | Smashman2004 | 264 | 325 | 61 | 2012-08 | 1,344,197,060 | SFM | xq6y7 |
It's always been Episode 3, I don't understand why people think it's HL3.. Episodes 1, 2 and 3 are *together* HL3, as Valve have stated even since before EP1 was released. | alphawr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,211,602 | SFM | c5opmhl |
More recently, Gaben has stated that Valve is done with the episodic model. | the8thbit | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,219,265 | SFM | c5ordra |
Shame, since it worked so well | SteveTheDude | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,224,059 | SFM | c5oslj8 |
We meet again at last. | Mr__Socks | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,224,918 | AskReddit | c5ost24 |
Whoa how convienent is it that Mr Socks only made an account 8 minutes ago and already found this thread! | APurpleTRex | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,225,416 | AskReddit | c5osxm8 |
OH SWEET LORD YOUR HOUSE FLIPPED OVER. | Fishburn | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,211,050 | WTF | c5opi7p |
They need time to build more cases, which means we have punished all of the assholes and the game should be a much more enjoyable experience. | Cubert_Farnsworth | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,197,700 | leagueoflegends | c5omh1r |
Because society is the reason people who can't walk have it harder | TracyMorganFreeman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,212,999 | MensRights | c5opxll |
That the word "your" is OK to use in any sentence, regardless of context. | [deleted] | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,202,269 | AskReddit | c5oni65 |
...wat? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,208,579 | AskReddit | c5ooy8y |
My grandmother found this while looking through her drawers. | [deleted] | 1,693 | 9,827 | 8,134 | 2012-08 | 1,344,193,049 | funny | xq3ag |
As a UK person, why was that in her undies? | angrymale | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,200,489 | funny | c5on3jz |
no you people already stole pants... you can't have drawers too | gijane480 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,211,812 | funny | c5opo6x |
Mind your own business kid | Meacaveman | 1,526 | 6,889 | 5,363 | 2012-08 | 1,344,192,585 | funny | xq2v4 |
Negative but hilarious results...teacher must've needed some amusement. | Darth_Phrakk | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,207,751 | funny | c5ooro2 |
I've always thought canon ships cameras with such crappy straps on purpose so that you will join CPS to get a better one and send them another $500. | ShutterSnap | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,223,544 | photography | c5osgwx |
Dozens of rockets fired at south Israel | tamirmal | 550 | 934 | 384 | 2012-08 | 1,344,191,312 | worldnews | xq1r1 |
Clearly it's a FALSE FLAG by the Zionist elite. | eighthgear | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,205,134 | worldnews | c5oo6hs |
While NAACP President Benjamin Jealous lashed out at new state laws requiring photo ID for voting, an NAACP executive sits in prison, sentenced for carrying out a massive voter fraud scheme. | Runner_one | 0 | 27 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,344,190,653 | politics | xq162 |
I bet those 10 votes MASSIVELY turned that election in her favor. | Dan_K | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,194,491 | politics | c5olqgs |
I bet you're gonna get allah the upvotes for this | Lonelan | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,195,772 | toosoon | c5om11b |
they're not muslim | jackkauf | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,198,382 | toosoon | c5ommpr |
The definition of "hypocrite" | riverfif | 241 | 290 | 49 | 2012-08 | 1,344,189,454 | atheism | xq03j |
Yeah, it's fun traveling with diabetes, especially when you have to explain the laws to law enforcement. | linernotes | 792 | 792 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,206,612 | AskReddit | c5ooir1 |
Yes, because that's exactly the same as what I was talking about. | probably_high | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,243,392 | funny | c5ow6yg |
Shooting at Sikh Temple in Wisconsin | ballsackjohn | 2,700 | 11,404 | 8,704 | 2012-08 | 1,344,186,899 | politics | xpxwu |
They should have had a sign on the door that said gun free zone | jaschen | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,194,792 | politics | c5olswi |
Im guessing the shooter though they were Muslim? | Redhawk1000 | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,188,888 | conspiracy | c5okgvg |
Shooters were IDed as caucasian, and that ethnic group is the only one politically acceptable for the media to smear- so I'm guessing yes. | Dayanx | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,193,713 | conspiracy | c5oljxc |
Hears complaints of sexism, provides equality | CircuitSymphony | 1,353 | 13,189 | 11,836 | 2012-08 | 1,344,185,483 | AdviceAnimals | xpwrp |
Meanwhile, the ForeverAloner is looking at them both thinking "What a great couple, I guess I didn't deserve that chance anyway". | De4con | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,197,756 | AdviceAnimals | c5omhi4 |
The forever alone guy is not thinking that because this meme is the exact reason why there are forever alones - people won't lower their standards to someone that will actually date them. | JesusfromNebraska | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,201,829 | AdviceAnimals | c5onelb |
Reports of 8 to 20 people injured in shooting at Sikh Temple in Oak Creek, WI | partialbigots | 1,571 | 2,529 | 958 | 2012-08 | 1,344,184,156 | news | xpvsj |
Not entirely out of the question that this white guy thought sihks = muslims. | diablo_man | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,189,943 | news | c5okp9w |
lot of unlucky people with brown skin in that time and since :( Not unlike how the japanese and other asian people were treated after pearl harbor. | diablo_man | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,190,703 | news | c5okvf0 |
You mean those peaceful, unarmed people who had nothing to hide? | sixothree | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,193,141 | news | c5olfaf |
TIL that General Butt Naked would drink the blood or eat the heart of a small child he'd hunted down before going into battle naked except for sneakers and a machine gun, was responsible for 20,000 civilian deaths, and after converting to Christianity has yet to be prosecuted for war crimes. | downtown14 | 848 | 1,479 | 631 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,969 | todayilearned | xpvnu |
I'm sorry if my insensitivity towards your beliefs offends you. | Tiger337 | 1,202 | 5,682 | 4,480 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,794 | atheism | xpvj9 |
"female genital mutilation" My penis will be forever scarred, yet no love? | this_is_just_a_plug | 186 | 186 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,186,456 | atheism | c5ojxcs |
I think an argument could be made that moving to Jersey will desensitize *anyone*. | Hive_Mind_Is_Stupid | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,207,789 | atheism | c5ooryc |
Need help identifying this razor, details in comments | elder654 | 13 | 21 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,094 | wicked_edge | xpv09 |
1968 black handled gillette super speed | Dubaya | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,542 | wicked_edge | c5ojbeg |
Yep, looks identical to my '67 Super Speed | TheMrNick | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,185,748 | wicked_edge | c5ojrs8 |
You don't say! | Acidogenic | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,192,539 | wicked_edge | c5olaf8 |
Jeannaimard must be there somewhere. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,184,521 | montreal | c5ojinx |
hahahaha | coldshuts | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,186,367 | montreal | c5ojwoh |
You found this yourself didn't you, there is no friend. | Reversepolarityhmmmm | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,181,897 | gaming | c5oizob |
Believe it or not my friend actually did send me this. | st3mkk912 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,188,600 | gaming | c5okekb |
And now you will have redditor friends. | GammaGames | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,207,471 | gaming | c5oopkc |
Its okay I can creep on you if you are feeling badly | Duck_Expert | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,219,509 | gaming | c5orfyf |
Fanmade Gen6 pokedex, some of these are amazing. | BlubberyGiraffe | 1,512 | 4,371 | 2,859 | 2012-08 | 1,344,179,475 | pokemon | xpshn |
Blizzard needs to implant a real replay system then, because in cs 1.6 you can easily skip around demo files to any point in time. | wAvelulz | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,183,764 | starcraft | c5ojd1a |
Yeah... but think of all the legitimate customers they'll get to fuck over on the way! | cuppsy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,188,560 | technology | c5oke8w |
I was having a little too much fun in the Louvre. | maadso | 1,310 | 8,494 | 7,184 | 2012-08 | 1,344,174,616 | funny | xpppd |
Mitt Romney confirms he would end US wind power subsidies | gordo_099 | 1,805 | 3,920 | 2,115 | 2012-08 | 1,344,170,994 | politics | xpo3s |
end subsidies to everyone. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,193,708 | politics | c5oljvo |
Paul Millsap 11 points in 28 seconds against Miami big 3 | the_phet | 94 | 113 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,344,170,962 | nba | xpo3b |
This just reminds how glad I am CJ Miles is gone. | sickyd | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,187,469 | nba | c5ok5gj |
You're telling me you weren't impressed with Miles' pass off of the rim that allowed Millsap to make that layup at the buzzer? | AtlantaFalcon | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,189,448 | nba | c5oklap |
Personally i find it crazy when i see team fights like this. | ImCerox | 19 | 54 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,344,170,666 | leagueoflegends | xpnzm |
They were clearly focusing the carry, they just happened to AoE all over the rest of the team | me_and_batman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,344,179,972 | leagueoflegends | c5oims2 |
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