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Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott! | ImMrsG | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,677 | AskReddit | dfnn5wn |
You know, I actually feel somewhat confident that bones could find me | CXDFlames | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,700 | AskReddit | dfnn6nq |
A bunch of teenagers who play a fully-immersive VR MMO that know each other because they were held hostage in one for two years. | BEEFTANK_Jr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,833 | AskReddit | dfnnazz |
Christy, Jill, and a bunch of recovering alcoholic older women. | ConCons_Husband | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,937 | AskReddit | dfnnee4 |
Shameless I'm screwed | llsupremegypsyll | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,017 | AskReddit | dfnnh1q |
Adolf Hitler | theRavenawakes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,027 | AskReddit | dfnnhdp |
Homer Simpson... Well... I am fucked. | Upierczi | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,055 | AskReddit | dfnniag |
I have Sherlock on my case ;) | Maniacofad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,057 | AskReddit | dfnnici |
Supernatural dudes....I hope I make it out OK | toolpeon | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,143 | AskReddit | dfnnl4t |
The Winchesters | bonelessragnar | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,161 | AskReddit | dfnnlot |
A bunch of strange folk from a Tokyo diner. | advertisingsucks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,180 | AskReddit | dfnnmbj |
Heroes guys | allen111 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,181 | AskReddit | dfnnmck |
Avatar Korra and the fire ferrets. | justmeinsj | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,229 | AskReddit | dfnnnz0 |
Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber | Isa624 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,244 | AskReddit | dfnnof5 |
The shipping container, Juan Wiener and led by their leader, Lebalard | la_fleurr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,256 | AskReddit | dfnnoti |
Cast of criminal minds, I'll be alright | wakasooooooooooooooo | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,258 | AskReddit | dfnnowh |
Five-0 , I think I'm good | AwesomeJohn01 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,282 | AskReddit | dfnnpms |
Grace and Frankie.. guess it could be worse? | portugalthelion | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,290 | AskReddit | dfnnpwt |
Nev and Max from Catfish. | imanicole | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,323 | AskReddit | dfnnqzv |
Well I guess it's Jean luc Picard and the enterprise... AM SAVED | mrssac | 70 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,329 | AskReddit | dfnnr7h |
No worries here, Paw Patrol can't fail ever. | m_willberg | 32 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,455 | AskReddit | dfnnvd4 |
The Goldbergs | ihateradiohead | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,520 | AskReddit | dfnnxk9 |
Parks and Rec... Ron Swanson's got me. | GymAtTheJim | 29 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,730 | AskReddit | dfno4hz |
Paw Patrol and they pretty much save everyone regardless of the situation so I feel like I'm in good hands | Samanthugalicious | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,748 | AskReddit | dfno53h |
That 70s show, don't really know their names just was on so I watched it. | spaghettiDNA | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,752 | AskReddit | dfno57r |
David Brent, Tim Canterbury, Gareth Keenan, Dawn Tinsley - The Office UK | relish-tranya | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,765 | AskReddit | dfno5n2 |
Rick and Morty are coming to save me! | RedPillNavigator | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,828 | AskReddit | dfno7oe |
The Strawhat Pirates haha | _BayHarbourButcher | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,884 | AskReddit | dfno9iw |
I don't see how the impractical Jokers are gonna get me out of this situation | Se7enEvilXs | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,979 | AskReddit | dfnocpd |
Saitama and Genos | clonejo | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,080 | AskReddit | dfnog00 |
The planet express crew | mozendo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,124 | AskReddit | dfnohhj |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia I'm screwed. | Appleburgerr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,298 | AskReddit | dfnon9j |
The Belcher family | bellylizard | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,342 | AskReddit | dfnooql |
Bones, I guess I'm already dead. | frivolous_name | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,461 | AskReddit | dfnosnv |
Josh lyman, Toby Zeigler, Sam Seaborn, charlie young, CJ Cregg, Leo McGarry, president Bartlet and the rest of the West Wing.... I'm honestly not sure, but I'm probably okay. | Ithryn- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,568 | AskReddit | dfnowao |
It would be the quickest rescue ever....the Doctor's T.A.R.D.I.S just materializes in my location with his current companion and uses his sonic screwdriver to unlock my handcuffs and hopefully asks me to join him in travelling anywhere in time and space. | Misinglink15 | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,581 | AskReddit | dfnowpw |
The guys from Gaki no Tsukai... I'd watch that rescue attempt. | XBLOssia | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,598 | AskReddit | dfnoxa2 |
Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny Help me | darthvader19855 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,607 | AskReddit | dfnoxkp |
The crew from the Expanse... At least I'll die on Venus? | guntermench43 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,639 | AskReddit | dfnoymb |
Yes, the NINE-NINE are on their way to crack this case | IamThatduck420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,677 | AskReddit | dfnozv0 |
I guess Anderson Cooper and Lindsey Graham are coming to save the day. | ndcapital | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,792 | AskReddit | dfnp3l2 |
I finally finished OG 24 so I have Jack Bauer coming to find me, I might survive | Thegreatherakles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,904 | AskReddit | dfnp7a2 |
David Attenburough and a bunch of random insects, animals, and landscapes. | AlphaVictory | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,950 | AskReddit | dfnp8s2 |
Axelrod and Wags | bongthegoat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,983 | AskReddit | dfnp9u1 |
Oh fuck, it's Mac, Dennis, Charlie, and Dee. | Scramptha | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,006 | AskReddit | dfnpak4 |
Nobody, because the characters on Arrested Development could never possibly pull off a rescue. | MagicDave | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,014 | AskReddit | dfnpatt |
In Living Color...Wanda can do ANYTHING. | Steffisews | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,015 | AskReddit | dfnpau9 |
Raymond Reddington and Agent Keen | artnik | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,017 | AskReddit | dfnpaxn |
one punch man | WaterPanda007 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,329 | AskReddit | dfnplcj |
"The gang rescues ItsMTC" I'm fucked | ItsMTC | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,398 | AskReddit | dfnpnln |
The Legends of Tomorrow | I_am_Bruce_Wayne | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,416 | AskReddit | dfnpo7i |
Hopefully the robots from westworld.... I'm screwed if the humans are coming. | jad_le_lion | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,509 | AskReddit | dfnpr5m |
Naruto woot woot | Brothelking | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,627 | AskReddit | dfnpv35 |
Seinfeld oh no | RedditJunkCrap | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,676 | AskReddit | dfnpwmh |
Legion | SurfCrazy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,714 | AskReddit | dfnpxun |
House of Cards I'm not sure how that'll turn out but I trust Frank to solve it. | UncleVicVic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,761 | AskReddit | dfnpze0 |
Sterling Archer, I'm probably going be shot somehow. | FlyingGrayson85 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,864 | AskReddit | dfnq2rn |
The family from Malcolm in the Middle..... I don't think I need to say much else. | xGIJOSEx | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,897 | AskReddit | dfnq3wb |
Good Shit, I got Naruto, Sasuke coming to save my ass, I might as well sit back and enjoy the show | That_Kid_Jett | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,911 | AskReddit | dfnq4ch |
Crap... I have faith in Luke Danes but if Kirk and Michelle are on the rescue team, we are all screwed. | One10soldier1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,969 | AskReddit | dfnq66d |
The flash | Djdanny90999 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,011 | AskReddit | dfnq7ih |
This is a lucky coincidence because I'll soon be seeing Michael, Fiona and Sam and perhaps the other bitchy whiny guy I don't like all that well. | majorjag | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,076 | AskReddit | dfnq9mn |
Shit, I got Maury Povich. | powerspyin1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,108 | AskReddit | dfnqaoq |
Workaholics, they'll get too stoned and forget about me | classickevin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,152 | AskReddit | dfnqc3r |
Does no one on Reddit watch sports? | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,233 | AskReddit | dfnqepk |
The crew from burn notice, Michael Weston and the gang, I have a 85% ish chance of getting out alive. | GeartheGorilla | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,347 | AskReddit | dfnqign |
Himeya Jun, Kazuki Komon, and *Illustrator* I'll be perfectly fine as long as I don't get flashy-thinged by the M.P.s | moojuice8 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,369 | AskReddit | dfnqj6b |
the Reds and Blues from rvb... fuck | KetzerJefe343 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,372 | AskReddit | dfnqj8y |
Well team Dai-Gurren is coming to save me, so I guess I have nothing to worry about. | Archie357 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,552 | AskReddit | dfnqp6v |
The boys from Ninjago... Hoping my captors are small enough to be defeated by tiny Lego ninjas or at least barefoot. | usually_suspect | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,575 | AskReddit | dfnqpyh |
Frasier and Niles Crane. | soulteepee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,583 | AskReddit | dfnqq6a |
Ann Burrell and Rachel Ray. | HeRedditOnline | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,774 | AskReddit | dfnqwko |
Shameless....I don't think frank is gonna be much help. | guitarded_north | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,944 | AskReddit | dfnr20u |
fuck, I've got to rely on Larry David | asher_duskwood | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,958 | AskReddit | dfnr2ir |
Iron Fist....I think I'm gonna be ok | Skelosk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,962 | AskReddit | dfnr2ne |
If Patrick fuckin Stewart can't save me, no one can. | tyreezyreed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,003 | AskReddit | dfnr438 |
Death note, so policemen, a werid detective, a teenager with a god complex and an actual death god. | joe1up | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,029 | AskReddit | dfnr4ze |
Hahahaha Breaking Bad so Walt, Jesse, and hopefully Mike | CHIEF1039 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,100 | AskReddit | dfnr7bs |
The Impractical Jokers... Maybe Joe, Sal, Q and Murr can make my saving into a challenge. | gunnybigdog | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,279 | AskReddit | dfnrd4q |
Impractical Jokers... I'm screwed, but it'll be sufficiently offbeat and/or cringe-filled that I will be entertained as they are all taken captive as well. | coldroastbeef | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,465 | AskReddit | dfnrj4j |
Saitama, I think I'll be alright. | smiley042894 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,520 | AskReddit | dfnrkvv |
The kids from the Inbetweeners, I am so screwed | CaptainFilth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,748 | AskReddit | dfnrs6l |
The witches from American Horror Story season 3 (Coven). | bhcrom831 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,790 | AskReddit | dfnrtjl |
I sure hope the Belcher's could find me as well as they cook burgers | Double_Cross_Gender | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,848 | AskReddit | dfnrve6 |
Hawkeye, BJ and Colonel Potter will save the day. | harmala | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,281 | AskReddit | dfns9me |
The Sons of Anarchy | unsuspectingpanda | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,291 | AskReddit | dfns9z1 |
Family Guy... hopefully they bring Brain and Stewie along as they always seem to figure something out. | zerbey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,367 | AskReddit | dfnscem |
All the wrestlers on WWE Smackdown | WheresTheSauce | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,574 | AskReddit | dfnsj5u |
I have Agent Washington from Red Versus Blue so I'm fine. | CoffeeDragon16 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,639 | AskReddit | dfnsl8q |
Pretty sure Supergirl, The Flash, Vibe, and Kid Flash can save me | Digitallus1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,644 | AskReddit | dfnslej |
Leslie Knope bitches. | sheen643 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,753 | AskReddit | dfnsp2u |
Damnit...I'm watching 13 reasons why so dead girl Hannah, shy clay, Jessica, Justin, and some other high school students btw I'm on epi 2 it's pretty good | RealestAC | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,788 | AskReddit | dfnsq8f |
Dwight and Andy come through! | chiminichanga | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,023 | AskReddit | dfnsy30 |
"Not just a criminal lawyer, a CRIMINAL lawyer" | Orgasm-__-Donor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,040 | AskReddit | dfnsyn6 |
Harvey Specter and Mike Ross | maeaba123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,051 | AskReddit | dfnsz17 |
Saitama would likely make quick work of whomever thought this scenario was a good idea | KingSpreadsheets | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,095 | AskReddit | dfnt0im |
The cast of Person of Interest - I should be good I reckon | vbm | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,222 | AskReddit | dfnt4pn |
Well since it was Dragon Ball Super, I would have to say Vegeta, Lord Beerus, Gohan, and that clown Kakarot. | icolts2007 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,362 | AskReddit | dfnt9e8 |
Just watched an episode of Firefly :D I'M COMING WITH YOU GUYS ! | Kypsys | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,425 | AskReddit | dfntbhw |
The Bluth family from Arrested Development... I'm pretty fucked. | Ferguson97 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,585 | AskReddit | dfntgsv |
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