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I have an alcoholic horse and Arron Paul trying to get me | AttonRand1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,623 | AskReddit | dfnti12 |
Unless they want propane and/or propane accessories, I'm fucked. | scewbs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,625 | AskReddit | dfnti31 |
I'm in good hands because Bert Macklin will be on the case. | pizzathehuttt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,707 | AskReddit | dfntktt |
I have ISIS agents from Archer saving me so.....I have an equal chance of life or death | Thatoneguy_93 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,789 | AskReddit | dfntnl4 |
Just watched prison break, I feel safe | Blaabjerg98 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,805 | AskReddit | dfnto5c |
How To Get Away With Murder... I'm pretty split over if that's good or bad. | larsondeservesit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,811 | AskReddit | dfntoch |
Jack Bauer ^^^fuck ^^^yeah ^^^I'm ^^^good | TediBare123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,812 | AskReddit | dfntocs |
It has been a long time since I last watched TV, it was in 2016 or in 2015 however, if TV shows watched on non-TVs is considered an answer so, it will be Sara from Orphan Black so, she will mostly rob me and run however, I would prefer the protagonist of the last game I played to rescue me, Chell from Portal. | nerdyapple25 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,826 | AskReddit | dfntos5 |
Oliver Queen.........crap I'm screwed huh. | misterchaos | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,899 | AskReddit | dfntr7c |
Saul Goodman, attorney at law | schluppup | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,914 | AskReddit | dfntroy |
Smackdown Live, it's a numbers game surely | BatBruceMan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,058 | AskReddit | dfntwj2 |
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman....If they are coming to rescue me, I'm in some deep shit | _fuzz_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,190 | AskReddit | dfnu0yh |
Bob's burgers... RIP me | Oldwest1234 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,329 | AskReddit | dfnu5ih |
Jack Gordon and the editors of Outdoor Limits | ItzAlphaWolf | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,402 | AskReddit | dfnu7yb |
hint: back in the 90s he was in a very famous tv show | GwonamLord | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,458 | AskReddit | dfnu9tc |
Watching Dora the Explorer with my baby brother, if this is a time critical kidnapping I have no chance. | Brittle_Skittle | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,676 | AskReddit | dfnuh0w |
Hotel Hell Depends how pissed off Gordon Ramsay is on that given day. | blackjesus1997 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,722 | AskReddit | dfnuij5 |
Frank and Claire Underwood... I'm screwed aren't I? | Chief_Ping | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,802 | AskReddit | dfnul47 |
An away team. | jeremykitchen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,837 | AskReddit | dfnumag |
Silicon Valley... would be interesting. | IronyCat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,875 | AskReddit | dfnunfm |
Archer! | MisterKXX | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,892 | AskReddit | dfnuo04 |
Dee, Dennis, Mac, Charlie, and Frank.... guess I'll die. | kc_inyoface | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,949 | AskReddit | dfnupvh |
Grace and Frankie... crap. | Athrasi | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,028 | AskReddit | dfnusdj |
Criminal minds... I think I'm set | maofen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,068 | AskReddit | dfnutng |
The crew of the Enterprise-D, I think I'm in good hands because I'm not wearing a red shirt. | Ralph-Hinkley | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,139 | AskReddit | dfnuvyi |
I just watched Love It or List It....maybe Hillary can arrive on the premise of re-doing my kidnappers basement and making it into a 'teen space' and then ferry me out in the old HVAC unit that suddenly has to be replaced? | KikiTheArtTeacher | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,141 | AskReddit | dfnuw0o |
TINY RIIIIICK! | Wakintosh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,155 | AskReddit | dfnuwgu |
The West Wing | justsayin44 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,158 | AskReddit | dfnuwlu |
Archer, cannot wait | HarryGuardian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,230 | AskReddit | dfnuyxg |
Ted, Robin, Marshall, Lily, and Barney.......not sure if i will make it | robinsunz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,242 | AskReddit | dfnuzbz |
Theoretical Aspects of Rescue Missions | garuspl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,332 | AskReddit | dfnv26p |
Mary berry from the great British bake off is coming to fuck up your day. | Latrodectus702 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,464 | AskReddit | dfnv6hm |
Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood | catmoles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,474 | AskReddit | dfnv6sx |
Bob's Burgers. | TTUShooter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,553 | AskReddit | dfnv9d8 |
Frequency - I think I'll be found | Rbenard108 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,622 | AskReddit | dfnvbnc |
The detectives at SVU got my back. | mcampo84 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,714 | AskReddit | dfnvelx |
Jim Dwight and Michael from the office I might be screwed | UndeadZombie81 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,785 | AskReddit | dfnvgw1 |
Mulder and Scully. | jdfsociety | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,848 | AskReddit | dfnvj0d |
Bob's Burgers........... greaaaaat | nicholscase | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,055 | AskReddit | dfnvpp1 |
I really hope it's Mike Ehrmantraut and not Saul Goodman! | Love_the_Earth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,097 | AskReddit | dfnvqzu |
Arrested Development...I've made a huge mistake | broush009 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,183 | AskReddit | dfnvtor |
Oh god the last thing I watched last night was the pilot of Imaginary Mary. | GilreanEstel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,490 | AskReddit | dfnw3gs |
Archer.... So yeah ill be fine | a_dudeyouknow1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,561 | AskReddit | dfnw5s9 |
House of cards, I'm good, Kevin Spacey will fuck them uo | 130alexandert | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,742 | AskReddit | dfnwbjy |
Ravioli ravioli, here comes the Dragon Loli. | ChickenFuggits | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,790 | AskReddit | dfnwd4z |
Not Fry, that's for damn sure. | RadarLakeKosh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,797 | AskReddit | dfnwddn |
The Tick. | EldestGruff | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,854 | AskReddit | dfnwf5g |
Shawn and Gus :) | skyclan9 | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,960 | AskReddit | dfnwik2 |
NCIS, lol I'm completely fine with these people coming to rescue me. | nycdiveshack | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,193 | AskReddit | dfnwq4i |
An army of clones and space monks. | FSFlyingSnail | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,455 | AskReddit | dfnwyji |
The cops from 19-2. | Tomd46423 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,623 | AskReddit | dfnx45h |
The Sopranos. | dirtymoney | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,697 | AskReddit | dfnx6lf |
The cast from Vanderpump Rules, I'm fucked | beccgonz94 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,038 | AskReddit | dfnxhu8 |
Marine Corps' 1st Reconnaissance Battalion - Generation Kill If a whole Battalion is out to save me I think I have a pretty good chance. | ips0fakt0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,235 | AskReddit | dfnxobc |
8 out of 10 Cats... I got Sean Lock, Jon Richardson and Jimmy Carr... I'll die laughing I guess | HistoricalDebates | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,576 | AskReddit | dfnxz47 |
Everyone in Game of Thrones is probably gonna be too busy fighting each other to rescue me. | Orcson1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,727 | AskReddit | dfny3tn |
Holy shit, am *I* going to be the series finale of Samurai Jack? | imaloony8 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,759 | AskReddit | dfny4sd |
The Figgus Agency | trombonedarling | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,929 | AskReddit | dfnya22 |
_Good news, everyone!_ | zulu-bunsen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,971 | AskReddit | dfnybbo |
Megan is going to have to pick up the slack for those two boobs. | swagganation | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,010 | AskReddit | dfnych8 |
The Simpsons... Homers gonna save me with a cinderblock on a chain while Maggie shoots Mr Burns | PM_ME_YOUR_TITDICK | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,067 | AskReddit | dfnye7g |
David Attenborough riding a snow leopard, flanked by beachsnakes as glorious birds of paradise provide air support. | diy3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,088 | AskReddit | dfnyex6 |
Martin......... Lol | ibl0ckdyk3s | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,218 | AskReddit | dfnyixc |
Trailer park boys im fucked | omgimabagel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,402 | AskReddit | dfnyony |
archer...mhm I'm either gonna end up dead when they rescue me anyways | pinheadlarryxx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,444 | AskReddit | dfnyq00 |
The cast of the Amazing world of Gumball... Specificly it was the Happy Zombie episode... No idea if that is useful! | Lux-Vertas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,449 | AskReddit | dfnyq53 |
Saul Goodman, as long as he brings Mike I think I'll be ok! | ---Syndicate--- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,716 | AskReddit | dfnyyc3 |
Samurai Jack | Ajide | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,817 | AskReddit | dfnz1fe |
American Horror Story, so I'd rather just stay with the kidnappers. | Warphead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,871 | AskReddit | dfnz32q |
Baby Daddy...there is a chance I'll have sex with Barbara Jean. | i_heart_pasta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,912 | AskReddit | dfnz4cm |
The last man on earth To those of you who don't watch the show and think I'm 100% safe, you are very wrong | Scary-Brandon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,935 | AskReddit | dfnz51q |
Cool, Team Flash is gonna save me | CandidLion50x | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,065 | AskReddit | dfnz8yj |
Looks like the Breaking Bad neonazis are coming to rescue me.... can't wait. | Scorpiocentauri | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,226 | AskReddit | dfnzdwj |
I guess Josuke is coming to save me, I'll be alright | royrock3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,301 | AskReddit | dfnzg7k |
Durarara- im good | ninjaweasel420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,340 | AskReddit | dfnzhfr |
One punch man is my hero today | diluted-beach-master | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,481 | AskReddit | dfnzltl |
Rogue One Crew, so they die I don't? | podboi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,541 | AskReddit | dfnzno9 |
Samurai Jack to the rescue! | FloaterFan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,580 | AskReddit | dfnzowh |
Awesome Pete, Myka, Claudia, Arty, and Jinks! | EricT59 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,711 | AskReddit | dfnzsvj |
Burt Macklin FBI | ---DEA--- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,966 | AskReddit | dfo00qs |
Team arrow is coming to save me | daladanth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,156 | AskReddit | dfo06j0 |
Knowing Bros (aka Ask Us Anything) Kang Ho-dong could do some serious man handling and Seo Jang-hoon and Kim Hee-chul would have some good business connections so I think I'd be fine :p | Dargok | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,242 | AskReddit | dfo091x |
Last show I watched was Arrow so I guess I might have a decent chance | SupremoPete | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,355 | AskReddit | dfo0cki |
Daniel Tiger and his neighbors to the rescue! | stickmaster_flex | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,477 | AskReddit | dfo0gdg |
It's gonna be wacky and probably involve a paintball fight at Greendale. | mostoriginalusername | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,580 | AskReddit | dfo0jbz |
MasterChef Junior | Banana_Molester | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,617 | AskReddit | dfo0kb2 |
A bunch of Kiwi policewomen... I actually stand a chance! | Imayormaynotexist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,841 | AskReddit | dfo0qd9 |
To be honest, Eleven is quite intimidating. | Baiiista1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,846 | AskReddit | dfo0qhz |
I swear to god i saw this question last week | breakingbadforlife | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,855 | AskReddit | dfo0qsb |
I swear to god i saw this question last week | breakingbadforlife | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,858 | AskReddit | dfo0qxc |
The FBI and Raymond Redington | G604 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,896 | AskReddit | dfo0s25 |
Lost...guess it's safe to say I'm definitely not getting saved | brit1228 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,935 | AskReddit | dfo0t66 |
My boy Samurai Jack. | Kernal0bvious | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,981 | AskReddit | dfo0uhd |
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns :-( R.I.P | SwissMiss08 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,101 | AskReddit | dfo0xy7 |
The Cosby Kids | jthehobo666 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,137 | AskReddit | dfo0yzu |
Cosmos... I think I'm screwed. | nuclearfarts99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,309 | AskReddit | dfo1442 |
I'd trust my life in the hands of Mulder and Scully. | jetred | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,377 | AskReddit | dfo162o |
Grimm... holy fuck I'm happy about that. | JustHere4Research | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,471 | AskReddit | dfo18vh |
I just finished vikings so i feel pretty good about my rescue. | MansMan1001 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,555 | AskReddit | dfo1bdo |
Looks like the lovely crew over at Patty's Pub won't be saving me today | KloudToo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,578 | AskReddit | dfo1c29 |
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