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Iron Fist cast.... WINNING | caese527 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,746 | AskReddit | dfo1gyl |
Hey, everybody, it's Bob and David! | Eyerockets | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,802 | AskReddit | dfo1iki |
The Office. | SpectreFPS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,868 | AskReddit | dfo1ke3 |
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! | AurulentAvenger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,090 | AskReddit | dfo1qr6 |
Trailer Park Boys... oh fuck. | Hardened_Midget | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,115 | AskReddit | dfo1rhd |
James Franco and Seth Rogen in Freaks and Geeks - shit | johnwhoisanon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,160 | AskReddit | dfo1st8 |
Easy Company | LeaflessTree | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,196 | AskReddit | dfo1tvw |
Well I hope the cast of Survivor: Game changers has fun | ridgegirl29 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,214 | AskReddit | dfo1ufd |
Sam and Dean Winchester, I think I'm safe | ashweekae | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,349 | AskReddit | dfo1y74 |
I have yet to see someone put down a pornstar's name. | SenorFluffy216 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,543 | AskReddit | dfo23s5 |
I'd have to rely on Dave Chappell. | trigger1154 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,675 | AskReddit | dfo27os |
I'm gonna meet Finn and Jake, and we're gonna go on an adventure! | mus_maximus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,785 | AskReddit | dfo2aye |
Fucking Inuyasha, I think I'll be fine. | landf2000 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,891 | AskReddit | dfo2dwy |
Fuck, I was watching X-Files all day, but just started watching Malcolm in the Middle. | BaconZombie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,019 | AskReddit | dfo2hh7 |
I've been watching death note recently, so I'd a have a team of some of the greatest detectives in the world along with someone who can kill anyone to my rescue | DatNismoBoii | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,045 | AskReddit | dfo2i6l |
I might be alright with the team from iZombie, but Liv probably would have to eat my brain for clues. | Khalizabeth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,140 | AskReddit | dfo2ksr |
Judge Judy! | Monica61788 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,231 | AskReddit | dfo2ncl |
Family Guy.. I'd be in the first three minutes, but by the end, they've forgotten about me and moved onto something else. | praisethechuck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,446 | AskReddit | dfo2t8w |
I'm pretty sure one punch man got my back | doomshrooms | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,472 | AskReddit | dfo2tz4 |
Fucking archer | York72 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,585 | AskReddit | dfo2x60 |
David Haller is coming to rescue me I think I'm good | analmuffins | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,669 | AskReddit | dfo2zif |
The characters of "Daria" Oh lord | justhereforpepe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,675 | AskReddit | dfo2zoj |
I'm not sure I'm important enough for the cast of Scandal to even consider helping. | chrisvwd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,853 | AskReddit | dfo34l6 |
Gilligan and the skipper too | lorddeli | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,957 | AskReddit | dfo37fc |
Looks like my boys Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles will be coming for me, I expect to get some good dope and fucking drunk after that | YourFavouriteSpartan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,975 | AskReddit | dfo37xz |
The lads in 13 reasons why... I don't have much hope. | m50 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,978 | AskReddit | dfo381k |
Spongebob... Well I suppose he knows karate | Omnoid | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,378 | AskReddit | dfo3jdn |
I'm fine, Obi and skywalker | busy-at-work | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,418 | AskReddit | dfo3ki5 |
SG1, I'm totally saved | Offgrid_momma | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,444 | AskReddit | dfo3lb6 |
Jack Bower is on the way. | pattywagon_PM | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,528 | AskReddit | dfo3nps |
Probably kidnapped by Pablo Escobar so I'm dead, no rescue for me | BrambushBrombies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,577 | AskReddit | dfo3p3z |
The clippers from Into the Badlands will leave a bloody path between me and freedom I guess. | sodakid1919 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,605 | AskReddit | dfo3pxb |
Avatar: The Last Airbender... fuck yeah! | whywouldntitbe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,652 | AskReddit | dfo3r8i |
Stephen Fry, Alan Davis, Al Murray, Sandy Toksvig and Dara O'Brien | loukitch | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,676 | AskReddit | dfo3rwm |
Ugh it could have been the super-powerful mutants of Legion, but no, I had to stay up late and now it's the fancypants couple from Outlander with probably one flintlock pistol between them. | SchoolSupernintendo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,818 | AskReddit | dfo3vr6 |
ONE PUNNNNNNCH | nurb101 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,943 | AskReddit | dfo3z6z |
L and light have got my back | Sightld2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,945 | AskReddit | dfo3z8c |
Vox Machina... Whoever kidnapped me better prepare their anus! | 450925 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,996 | AskReddit | dfo40lr |
Luckily I just gave iron fist a try | Averysmallmoose | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,114 | AskReddit | dfo43tf |
Friends....I'm so screwed | Boozeville13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,272 | AskReddit | dfo481m |
Dragon ball z. I think I'm good. | Woohoo42 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,336 | AskReddit | dfo49qd |
THE PEAKY FOCKIN BLINDERS | algebragod | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,571 | AskReddit | dfo4g0p |
A bunch of British bakers... dammit. | Filmrebel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,591 | AskReddit | dfo4gki |
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny... should be good | Crookedclown87 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,610 | AskReddit | dfo4h3f |
Rachel Ross Joey Monica and chandler | mike_baxter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,839 | AskReddit | dfo4ne5 |
Hap & Leonard | Lofgrenskan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,946 | AskReddit | dfo4qck |
Madam Secretary, so the whole State Department would be on it. | Ibbot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,190 | AskReddit | dfo4x0g |
Mulder and Scully gonna find my ass | Matt_Is_Great | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,499 | AskReddit | dfo55e4 |
I've been watching Air Disasters so a plane full of people will crash into me. | yaosio | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,518 | AskReddit | dfo55wv |
Axe and Chuck from Billions. | llewkeller | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,715 | AskReddit | dfo5b7u |
I watched My Little Pony last, I think I'll be fine. | Safari_Mossly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,786 | AskReddit | dfo5d6c |
Sir David Attenborough. | ready__set__go | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,787 | AskReddit | dfo5d81 |
Iron fist and crew | asbog1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,950 | AskReddit | dfo5htl |
Judge Judy | Vects | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,049 | AskReddit | dfo5kme |
Big Bang Theory. | mtlhav | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,125 | AskReddit | dfo5mnu |
well, i'm being saved by saitama! | lokithemaster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,425 | AskReddit | dfo5uqc |
The characters from The Expanse. | shas_o_kais | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,568 | AskReddit | dfo5yl6 |
So... Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi are coming to rescue me There are definitely worse options | ViZeShadowZ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,634 | AskReddit | dfo60dg |
I just watched an episode of Legion, so... I think I'm good. | prosperos-mistress | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,715 | AskReddit | dfo62kq |
Rick Grimes and Deryl Dixon (the rest of the gang too but they are my favourites) | xDIDLOxDANESx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,776 | AskReddit | dfo645k |
The 3 Floogals (I have a 5 year old son) Actually probably would have a good chance of being rescued undetected, come to think of it. | MisterMarcus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,038 | AskReddit | dfo6b46 |
not really entirely confident in the ability of the cast of Mountain Monsters to rescue me from kidnappers | Major_Day | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,084 | AskReddit | dfo6cb5 |
I think I'm in safe hands when Jessica Jones and Luke cage come to save me. | frexyincdude | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,122 | AskReddit | dfo6daf |
The ladies of Wisteria Lane | ran0ma | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,135 | AskReddit | dfo6dmt |
Prison Break, lol I think I'm safe. | dague7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,166 | AskReddit | dfo6egi |
Last Man Standing | Decemberredhead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,230 | AskReddit | dfo6g61 |
NCIS crew. | allwet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,328 | AskReddit | dfo6ip5 |
Anthony Bourdain is going to get to go on a rip roaring culinary adventure in South Jersey to rescue some dork.... This is gonna get weird. | MrHeadcrab | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,425 | AskReddit | dfo6laq |
DC's Legends of Tomorrow.... Yeah, I'm screwed | DesigningKnight | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,887 | AskReddit | dfo6xqf |
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I will probably die laughing. | Marmitecashews | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,072 | AskReddit | dfo72k4 |
CSI Miami I am safe with H | EL_deleted | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,132 | AskReddit | dfo747u |
How the hell are men in wigs going to save me? | BusterGeared | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,193 | AskReddit | dfo75xu |
Charlie, Mac, and Dennis aren't coming to save me :( -It's always sunny | Dr_Not_Strange | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,341 | AskReddit | dfo79tk |
Fuck, Barry Allen, wonder what my past is gunna change to. | akujiki87 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,507 | AskReddit | dfo7e6q |
Buffy and the gang... I may have a fighting chance it I was kidnapped by Vampires or Demons. | Athienajade | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,511 | AskReddit | dfo7eaj |
Last Wednesdays episode of Survivor, hope its not all up to Debbie again like it was in the reward challenge. | beastwill64 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,522 | AskReddit | dfo7elq |
Whitest Kids U Know, Trevor Moore skateboarding down the side of a skyskraper | Huxeley | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,591 | AskReddit | dfo7gcw |
What the hell is the crew from Parks & Rec going to do? | HEISENBERGxBLUE | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,592 | AskReddit | dfo7gdx |
The Ghostbusters are about to create some new business for themselves. | SIacktivist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,629 | AskReddit | dfo7hcl |
Bojack Horseman also probably Todd. | pecet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,647 | AskReddit | dfo7ht5 |
Dave Chappelle | atheists4jesus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,788 | AskReddit | dfo7lkh |
Mulder thinks it was aliens, Scully thinks it was literally anything but aliens... I'm gonna be stuck here for a while. | HobbitBro | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,916 | AskReddit | dfo7p2i |
Homeland So, the CIA. | Mr_Monster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,077 | AskReddit | dfo7ten |
Hello Mama Ru ;) So, I have drag queens from Ru Paul's Drag Race... That means bitches who can beat a face, sew, and lip sync for their lives. | AnadyLi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,175 | AskReddit | dfo7w3u |
The cast of the original law and order show | GritGrinder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,471 | AskReddit | dfo840f |
If it's in kayfabe, John Cena will overcome the odds to save me. | cole1114 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,517 | AskReddit | dfo856c |
The detectives from knight scoop! | Snazy_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,707 | AskReddit | dfo8a6e |
Well just finished watching Paw Patrol with the kids so I think ill be safe because those pups can do anything apparently | SupposedITEngineer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,985 | AskReddit | dfo8hkp |
Fuckin' Corey and Trevor. | Benny2319 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,017 | AskReddit | dfo8ige |
Sterling Mallory Archer and Lana Kane | KingWoodyOK | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,208 | AskReddit | dfo8nnt |
Thank God I'm watching Sons of Anarchy. | katieames | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,377 | AskReddit | dfo8rw0 |
Frank from The Pizza Show will save me with the world's best Grandma slice! | todreamofspace | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,417 | AskReddit | dfo8sw0 |
Breaking bad | Iron-Clad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,476 | AskReddit | dfo8uco |
Criminal Minds... I think I'll be ok. | CuppaCat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,620 | AskReddit | dfo8xwi |
Black Sails All I can imagine is a gang of pirates and a one-legged quartermaster swinging on ropes with swords and rum in hand. | Volkov07 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,752 | AskReddit | dfo911z |
PSA: To anyone who is getting mad at the dancing, they were most likely finishing their pre-game rituals and having fun. | SoccerHunna | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,897 | chicagobulls | dfoba0g |
Please just don't dab this got too cringee | gogochi | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,720 | chicagobulls | dfnrrbk |
I would rather see them dancing than see them with their heads hanging low on the bench. | MonkeyUranium | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,989 | chicagobulls | dfnz6n2 |
Image checks out guys, definitely real | A_Vitalis_RS | 50 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,626 | runescape | dfnlac0 |
I was wearing the ring also! | thelastcreatorKB | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,649 | runescape | dfnlb2s |
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