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.... press compress | teacoffeevodka | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,884 | gifs | dfoajvr |
i fucking hate reddit | rad_jazz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,914 | gifs | dfoakno |
You could land a plane on his forehead | BugaNoSuga | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,983 | gifs | dfoamgz |
There should be one where his nose grows steadily longer as he speaks. | robertredberry | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,003 | gifs | dfoan0c |
I felt is voice getting lower and lower and lower | neurophysiologyGuy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,010 | gifs | dfoan6r |
I had to watch it at least 3 times to see what was going on | Keltops | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,015 | gifs | dfoanbn |
someone should add the audio and make it more high pitched as his face shrinks into nothingness. | stoneddj420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,022 | gifs | dfoaniv |
Tiny bits | PWRHTX | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,329 | gifs | dfoav8b |
/rickandmorty "little biiiiiits" | billyfilmreviews | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,918 | gifs | dfobal2 |
First few seconds are kind of like tripping on acid | shobnabbles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,919 | gifs | dfobalt |
literally nothing happened | Gtbetta35 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,108 | gifs | dfobfgu |
I still like the gif where Hillary gets thrown into the van like A SIDE OF BEEF a lot more. | Porphyrogennetos | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,923 | gifs | dfoc0e5 |
The more he lies, the more his forehead grows, but unlike Pinocchio's nose, there is only so much space on his head, so his face must shrink to make up for it. | Imagurlgamur | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,112 | gifs | dfoc58z |
at first i thought it was my brain being silly then i realized.. NOPE its actually doing that! | ghostmelon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,733 | gifs | dfocksc |
This fucked me up for a sec. | numerojuans | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,051 | gifs | dfocso5 |
Dumb | thatgoodfellow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,862 | gifs | dfodd2s |
Oh ye of little face | fatstupidbaby | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,876 | gifs | dfoe2ae |
That is subtle | Eveham | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,285 | gifs | dfof132 |
I thought that said spider | megebau | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,567 | gifs | dfof84r |
Shouldn't his nose be growing, too? | _jacks_wasted_life__ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,950 | gifs | dfofhm2 |
Now you're in the sunken place... | t4com4n | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,276 | gifs | dfofq1f |
For a moment I thought I was tripping on LSD | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,430 | gifs | dfoftx8 |
Can someone do this with Melissa McCarthy? | Shonisaurus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,514 | gifs | dfofw22 |
Shrinking like his non scrotum. | 18114 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,704 | gifs | dfog0l2 |
I just imagine his voice getting higher at the same rate his face shrinks | FacingFears | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,911 | gifs | dfog5fq |
When did Peyton take over as press secretary? | Imajimadodd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,907 | gifs | dfogs4z |
Why can't I stop watching this | blando_cow_person | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,120 | gifs | dfogwxx |
I was too preoccupied with trying to turn the volume up to to notice | BurntTendies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,672 | gifs | dfoh8rt |
He kind of looks like Peyton Manning there towards the end. | berettaguy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,289 | gifs | dfoi7gu |
Good ol' Melissa | onizuka112 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,356 | gifs | dfoi8yw |
His anger balloon looked like it was ready to explode. | Reddirator | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,395 | gifs | dfoi9vi |
I honestly didn't realize anything was happening for a while. | Urban1095 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,589 | gifs | dfoiz0b |
this is... the best thing. | PixelSpy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,616 | gifs | dfoizns |
Nothing like the intolerant left's hypocrisy at ever turn to make you happy to be a pro-Trump 24 year old white male who makes good money. | OneDivineSpirit | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,860 | gifs | dfoj4zn |
Liberals are still sore around the anus | CrazyPilotGuy77 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,449 | gifs | dfojhit |
Took me way too long to realize what was going on. | Th3S1l3nc3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,388 | gifs | dfok0u6 |
"SPICER HAS BEEN SAVED" | _0x0_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,632 | gifs | dfokpkd |
took me longer than I'd like to admit to notice. | kryptanite_g | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,757 | gifs | dfoks2p |
Lil' Bits | TheVIRUS1973 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,834 | gifs | dfomr10 |
Shouldn't his nose get longer? | JackiePollockBrown | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,237 | gifs | dfonqx9 |
What's wrong with your faaaaaace? | addressthejess | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,112 | gifs | dfoo306 |
lol | acme76 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,511 | gifs | dfooyf7 |
Came for the gif, stayed for the triggered comments. | carlsnakeston | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,746 | gifs | dfoqbrh |
The entire gif I was humming Benny Benassi, "how low can you go, how low can you go" His face went pretty low | Ciph3r__ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,292 | gifs | dforp4j |
His nose should be growing while is face shrinks | nscgooze54 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,277 | gifs | dforzqg |
If I was tripping on mushrooms while watching this I would've just lost it. | xScott18x | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,837 | gifs | dfot30f |
*whisper* Little Bitssss | ParagonStandard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,762 | gifs | dfotrfj |
I have had my suspicions for some time now, the white house is filled with aliens. | Llamakhan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,880 | gifs | dfotsys |
she's a national treasure | torktome | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,974 | gifs | dfouns2 |
Shrink-a-dinkcer | Bluphiche | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,280 | gifs | dfow7yy |
Welcome to "Lil Bits" | Artix96 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,325 | gifs | dfoxbsb |
Come on OP you didn't turn him into a literal asshole? | luckieduckie1500 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,014 | gifs | dfoxqh4 |
Haha, I thought his forehead was enlarging for the longest time until I finally found it out. | concerned_potato | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,829 | gifs | dfoy857 |
I don't notice anything. | musememo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,918 | gifs | dfp06ua |
wow, so cool s/ | geacps2 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,060,502 | gifs | dfp0lv9 |
The more he lies, the smaller his face gets. | HollisFenner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,492,451,255 | gifs | dgdtufg |
This is literally what my attention span does whenever this man speaks | KingBobOmber | 89 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,957 | gifs | dfnmien |
Subtle | naethn | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,005 | gifs | dfnngmg |
Very subtle. | [deleted] | 234 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,192 | gifs | dfnnmq3 |
Pretty much the only way he can save face. | AlabamaPirate | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,204 | gifs | dfnnn3y |
Holy moly that took me far too many seconds to realize what was happening | NiceGuy60660 | 11,544 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,390 | gifs | dfnnt7g |
Took me a while to notice the shrinking. | shimmy568 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,409 | gifs | dfnntta |
The acid just kicked in | TuckRaker | 56 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,611 | gifs | dfno0m8 |
It looked normal to me before his face reached the level of his ears. | DeviousMoose | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,623 | gifs | dfno107 |
It's like the more he talks, the less truthful shit he says, and he feels himself shrinking away | Bustyturtlelover | -6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,780 | gifs | dfno649 |
His hairline is receeding pretty fast. | pro-thinker | 34 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,782 | gifs | dfno66j |
His face shrinks? | HuskyPupper | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,323 | gifs | dfnoo54 |
I hate when that happens to me during a speech. | Heretic04 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,437 | gifs | dfnorut |
This reminds me of those fruit gusher commercials from back in the day.....I was waiting for his head to explode. | feetoverhands | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,455 | gifs | dfnoshn |
Subtle...*nice* | Angsty_Potatos | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,610 | gifs | dfnoxo6 |
It's crazy how much better he sounds without sound | shittoast | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,843 | gifs | dfnp58x |
"The allegations that my face is shrinking are fake news" | PlopsMcgoo | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,985 | gifs | dfnp9x0 |
The brain worms are hatching | CausticSodaPop | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,486 | gifs | dfnpqfm |
Anyone had to rewatch it to actually figure out what was happening? | ProxieeIsTaken | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,509 | gifs | dfnpr51 |
oh wow that was disturbing | interwebbed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,560 | gifs | dfnpsv2 |
I find this deeply unsettling | ecky--ptang-zooboing | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,563 | gifs | dfnpsxp |
Spicer or Lightyear? | logansky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,638 | gifs | dfnpvf9 |
It's like he's drifting off into the sunken place | e8odie | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,672 | gifs | dfnpwh7 |
His head just keeps getting bigger the more he talks. | din7 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,736 | gifs | dfnpyku |
That is still a big ass forehead | BeerNoize | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,845 | gifs | dfnq227 |
his head ... like a cube | nyze9 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,946 | gifs | dfnq5g5 |
That took me a while. | David_RdH | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,017 | gifs | dfnq7pt |
he looks like the frankenberry cereal mascot | E997 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,058 | gifs | dfnq91d |
His face got as small as a bottlecap! | spacelttob | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,142 | gifs | dfnqbrz |
Seems like something from Beetle Juice | SkankHunt531 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,298 | gifs | dfnqgtx |
*Little bits..* | karadan100 | 33 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,346 | gifs | dfnqifn |
Laughing my ass off, and cannot stop | siamakx | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,481 | gifs | dfnqmvy |
Should be his nose. | winterfellwilliam | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,548 | gifs | dfnqp1g |
Has he given a press conference yet regarding that guy yesterday asking for immunity? | dont_worry_im_here | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,590 | gifs | dfnqqeh |
The face shrinking happens at the absolute perfect rate to where you don't notice what's happening right away, and then you think wait something's off, and finally you face-palm at your stupidity for not realizing it in the first place. | Jh1014 | 8,345 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,630 | gifs | dfnqrol |
took me way too long, and at the end i was like "how the fuck haven't i notice this?" | Lopter33 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,632 | gifs | dfnqrqr |
Lolz, | madeindavid | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,703 | gifs | dfnqu6c |
it's so subtle | Scublly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,725 | gifs | dfnquwv |
this shouldn't be as funny as it is | bb_photography | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,738 | gifs | dfnqvby |
I muted spotify to see if it was what he was saying that was funny :3 | pukeeyy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,770 | gifs | dfnqwfr |
He's collapsing in on himself like a dying star. | Ludex | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,778 | gifs | dfnqwpa |
Started out funny, ended up terrifying | alx429 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,797 | gifs | dfnqxbw |
was waiting for it to turn into an asshole | iminsideabox | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,826 | gifs | dfnqy8x |
Seriously though, has any Press Secretary ever been as ridiculed as Ol Spicey? | TheJollyTrout | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,835 | gifs | dfnqyjm |
This is pretty horrifying. | FabianPendragon | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,841 | gifs | dfnqyqk |
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