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Sean Spicer press conference, except every time he says something that's bullshit, his face gets smaller. | zdfld | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,497 | gifs | dfnsgno |
Little bits | andrewpalmerusa | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,514 | gifs | dfnsh66 |
He's like a reverse Pinocchio | TheRealOcsiban | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,515 | gifs | dfnsh7w |
This reminds me whenever pinocho would tell a lie. | meth0dz | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,524 | gifs | dfnshit |
I imagined his voice getting higher and higher pitched as it went. | Jorhiru | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,530 | gifs | dfnshqg |
This must be what they mean when they say losing face. | PoonTrain | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,561 | gifs | dfnsiq9 |
Ladies & Gentlemen, the new Scary Spice. | artill | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,564 | gifs | dfnsitr |
Oh I get it, they started it with his face being bigger than normal | theLithuanian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,566 | gifs | dfnsiwh |
Wow he transformed into peyton manning | eastcoastblaze | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,574 | gifs | dfnsj5d |
*holy sheeet* Not until the last second did I realize his face was shrinking and that it wasn't his forehead growing. | jbuck88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,580 | gifs | dfnsjby |
I can't stop giggling at work | ho0lee0h | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,590 | gifs | dfnsjo9 |
I love the world that we live in, because things like this are not only possible, but because people actually take the time to make them. | GanjaBus | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,636 | gifs | dfnsl53 |
I LUL'ed | tsgatdawn | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,672 | gifs | dfnsmd6 |
Where's the spider? | elmers_man | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,689 | gifs | dfnsmyi |
Ye sure showed him. | Shkyboyz | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,714 | gifs | dfnsnt9 |
About halfway through it starts to look strange. | BUTTHOLE_TALKS_SHIT | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,745 | gifs | dfnsota |
I'm too high for this | PM-me_Your-Lace | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,749 | gifs | dfnsoxo |
every time he tells a lie his face gets smaller every time he tells a lie his face gets smaller | Dana_Carter | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,760 | gifs | dfnspbf |
WTF, this guy is good at talking. | billythesatanbot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,765 | gifs | dfnsphn |
poor guy, kind of looks like flat stanley! | adventurelive | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,791 | gifs | dfnsqch |
This made my day | denyaik | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,796 | gifs | dfnsqiv |
I thought liars had their nose grow, not their face shrink? | GSlicee | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,822 | gifs | dfnsrf1 |
6 million. | palmsiberia | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,829 | gifs | dfnsrnu |
I thought his forehead was growing at first, lol | UnraveledMnd | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,859 | gifs | dfnssob |
He's aging very fast just like Kellyanne Conway did | rayden202 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,892 | gifs | dfnstrn |
Gah...frightening! | physicalentity | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,901 | gifs | dfnsu35 |
I was waiting for the spider to appear until I realised I read the title wrong | StopReadinMyUsername | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,908 | gifs | dfnsub6 |
His nose should get longer the whole time. | Hero_Sandwich | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,918 | gifs | dfnsun4 |
Not good when you're high, totally fucks your mind. | Morgaith | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,938 | gifs | dfnsvb6 |
Thought it was going to turn into the Cristiano Ronaldo statue | rafaelbnl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,954 | gifs | dfnsvu0 |
Shouldn't his nose be growing? | AP3Brain | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,994 | gifs | dfnsx4u |
He started looking more and more like JJ Watt | sagarklain7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,059 | gifs | dfnszar |
His nose should be growing, not his head. | jeremyago | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,075 | gifs | dfnsztp |
This is terrifyingly mesmerizing | cmcdonal2001 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,096 | gifs | dfnt0jh |
Spicey* | MUNCH_MA_coochie | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,100 | gifs | dfnt0nv |
Is it bad that I didn't even notice his face getting smaller until halfway through? | nickcomp | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,119 | gifs | dfnt1bz |
Saurons mouth | [deleted] | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,137 | gifs | dfnt1vh |
Is his head getting bigger or his face getting smaller? | TheSuitsSaidNein | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,139 | gifs | dfnt1yr |
Imagine the opposittie when he sees an attractive male that is photogenic | Whatitisson | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,173 | gifs | dfnt338 |
So his tell is when he lies his head grows ? | Calvinshobb | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,180 | gifs | dfnt3aw |
Little bits | KADG81 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,186 | gifs | dfnt3hw |
Do we have like a reverse Pinocchio thing going on here? | Dynamite_Fools | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,219 | gifs | dfnt4lh |
He has a big forehead. | christianballard | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,219 | gifs | dfnt4lz |
Took me a minute | Buttercup6969 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,237 | gifs | dfnt57s |
blah blah blah ^blah ^^blah ^^^blah ^^^^blah ^^^^^blah ^^^^^^^blah | Luna_Sakara | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,243 | gifs | dfnt5fq |
when reversed, his face is a representation of the amount of European terrorist attacks that occured during the recent period of mass middle-east emigration | deszizi | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,263 | gifs | dfnt62r |
Great Job! | HorribLah | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,288 | gifs | dfnt6xl |
I need this in wallpaper engine | blackwarfare | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,296 | gifs | dfnt77p |
That was extremely unsettling | upscore | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,304 | gifs | dfnt7gp |
Sean spicer be like " NO NO NO , DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" | Sgrandd | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,314 | gifs | dfnt7tp |
Can someone make a video where his face shrinks and his voice starts getting higher and higher. | gonenaflash | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,320 | gifs | dfnt80y |
the abzorbaloff claims another victim... SAD | Yavin1v | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,323 | gifs | dfnt85d |
Holy shit that was perfect | gonejahman | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,348 | gifs | dfnt8yd |
So he turned into Peyton Manning? | Lasercatfish | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,408 | gifs | dfntay8 |
It's kinda like the Nuke effect used for the enlarged Queen of Heart's head in Alice in Wonderland. | vfxdev | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,414 | gifs | dfntb4d |
How did he turn into JJ Watt? | PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,423 | gifs | dfntbel |
His forehead grows every time he tells a lie. | thadudeabides1 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,432 | gifs | dfntbpw |
So I guess he's losing face duh | itsKito | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,487 | gifs | dfntdkp |
It took me 3 times to realize what's up with this gif, says a lot about this guy | AmazingShoes | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,491 | gifs | dfntdp9 |
That's just fucking genius. | delixecfl16 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,500 | gifs | dfntdzi |
Kek | tega234 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,506 | gifs | dfnte7c |
*In my head* "Wow, I never realized he had such a big forehead..." *Also in my head* "Holy shit it's getting bigger!" | Hellhound732 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,512 | gifs | dfntedp |
It's like Pinocchio but his forehead grows instead of his nose | nikvodka | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,530 | gifs | dfntey9 |
Subtle. | LocalMadman | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,568 | gifs | dfntg8q |
I thought he already looked like that lmfao | Xerenopd | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,570 | gifs | dfntgam |
You could say he's losing face. | NarcosisXD | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,625 | gifs | dfnti43 |
Even as a Republican/conservative I find this hilarious, its good to just step back and laugh about things like this, no matter what side your on, unfortunately there's a lot of people that will probably get unnecessary angry over this, which only makes the tensions between us worse, we all just need to lighten up a bit | Samploto | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,640 | gifs | dfntimu |
Haha... listening to his conference while watching this gif is p good | cavortingwebeasties | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,668 | gifs | dfntjit |
That was so smooth I thought I was tripping. | RedClayPowers | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,671 | gifs | dfntjlx |
Thought I was going crazy for a second | 200ci | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,711 | gifs | dfntkxt |
His face is getting smaller. | GeneralMattsamus | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,722 | gifs | dfntlbd |
I don't know if it's just me but i have the " How low can you go, how low can you go" song stuck in my head from watching this lol | Johnnyrocketjuce | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,724 | gifs | dfntldc |
It's like he's Pinnochio, except instead of his nose growing, his face shrinks every time he tells a lie. | DNAviolation | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,750 | gifs | dfntm9t |
Melissa McCarthy is talented. | Mac_User_ | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,758 | gifs | dfntmj6 |
at first I didn't see what was happening, and I was like "wow I've never noticed his huge forehead before" | marcus_man_22 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,780 | gifs | dfntna3 |
Sean spicer press conference where every time he tells a lie his face gets smaller | Babakins | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,783 | gifs | dfntndk |
6 Million | Rumbles007 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,787 | gifs | dfntnij |
looks like the guy from prison school. | grimlet | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,792 | gifs | dfntnof |
Fuck it. | fuckitadaybot | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,808 | gifs | dfnto8r |
Appropriate since he's always blowing smoke out of his asshole. | doughen55 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,813 | gifs | dfntoe8 |
lol amazing work with this, had me dying | soundwaaves | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,819 | gifs | dfntoki |
My first reaction was " i don't remember him having that big a forehead" | lValientl | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,856 | gifs | dfntprl |
Peyton Manning-esque | Ligature_blossom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,871 | gifs | dfntqbp |
The subtlety was amazing. | dan__lam | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,929 | gifs | dfnts76 |
I totally get why 27 yr olds are still on mom & dad's health insurance. | 29snnc29 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,940 | gifs | dfntsjy |
Great now everyone at work thinks I'm insane because I randomly started grinning really hard. | abigt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,971 | gifs | dfnttl3 |
every time he tells a lie his face gets smaller | Connie_Coyle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,973 | gifs | dfnttny |
I can actually hear his voice going higher in pitch. | venbrou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,976 | gifs | dfnttro |
Halfway through, I thought to myself, damn this guy has a really small face | amSpoderman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,983 | gifs | dfnttzf |
I thought for sure it said spider...I was dissapointed to find there was no spider. | paultokes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,000 | gifs | dfntul5 |
His face got really small during that one | HarryStraddler | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,003 | gifs | dfntuof |
I guess he was lying his face off | De_x | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,052 | gifs | dfntwcj |
I'm confused, am I supposed to find this funny? | TheFerg69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,075 | gifs | dfntx3a |
Don't watch this while stoned kids, got fairly confused what was happening haha | itsmefappio | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,120 | gifs | dfntylu |
This happens to me in real life too | ScrunchedUpFace | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,139 | gifs | dfntz9g |
I laughed way too fucking hard at this XD | fuckmekylo_saidhux | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,147 | gifs | dfntzkg |
Now that's what I call a bald-faced liar | frontadmiral | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,167 | gifs | dfnu085 |
LOL - very subtle until the end. | Suzookus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,313 | gifs | dfnu50y |
Do one where he disappears up his own ass | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,334 | gifs | dfnu5oh |
This is what happens when you say "Evelyn Farkas" into a mirror 3 times. | DickyCrickets | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,351 | gifs | dfnu68k |
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