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Word the iron fist is coming | matrixzone5 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,220 | AskReddit | dfojcoc |
I have professor X's son to save me so I'm gucci | devongrant580 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,324 | AskReddit | dfojeuv |
Sterling Archer | Blake15151 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,586 | AskReddit | dfojkap |
The Gallaghers | 13306 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,752 | AskReddit | dfojnnm |
Steve harvey, a white family and a black family who are fighting eachother! | DJ_GiantMidget | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,113 | AskReddit | dfojv3o |
I mean, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" happened so I guess Cartman is a good option | NoFriends_IWonderWhy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,124 | AskReddit | dfojvca |
Danny Rand, Coleen Wing, hopefully not Ward or Joy. | 1369ic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,439 | AskReddit | dfok1ue |
Archer, I think I'll be alright | andndmkslalxlx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,720 | AskReddit | dfok7fo |
I'm being saved by the Joestars apparently. | A_Wild_Random_Guy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,823 | AskReddit | dfok9gh |
Perry mason | Deutschenhund | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,849 | AskReddit | dfok9yn |
American Pickers... So i guess i'll be found in a rundown shed or barn on some crazy white dudes property, somewhere in the south or midwest........ oh wait that seems pretty typical for a lot of kidnappings actually | -heathcliffe- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,872 | AskReddit | dfokafb |
Donald glover will save me | prowinston | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,020 | AskReddit | dfokdev |
Brooklyn nine-nine, I think I have a chance as long as Terry's on the rescue team. | Starttheriotmccoy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,271 | AskReddit | dfokifk |
The Sons of Anarchy... I'm good. | amplihfy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,422 | AskReddit | dfokle1 |
Saul Goodman...Better call Saul! | Ryan7ful | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,436 | AskReddit | dfokloe |
Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson, I'm in pretty good hands! | haleighbird | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,673 | AskReddit | dfokqdg |
Sam and Dean. | Geohump | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,977 | AskReddit | dfokwhu |
Norman bates...shit | Ursuchabetch | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,152 | AskReddit | dfokzt8 |
I have the legends of tomorrow.. If it's season one legends I die because everyone is focused on relationship drama instead of saving me but if it's season two legends I'm saved | ThePikafan01 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,266 | AskReddit | dfol20c |
The cast of Whose Line is it Anyway | donkeythatkong | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,345 | AskReddit | dfol3js |
Fuck... Jeffery Dahmer. | JeStajii | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,511 | AskReddit | dfol6ly |
Steph Curry, Dramond Green, Andre Iguodala, Klay Thompson, Shaun Livingston | narwhalyurok | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,658 | AskReddit | dfol9bl |
Don Draper- if my kidnappers are female I'm good. | karmagirl314 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,788 | AskReddit | dfolbry |
My name is Earl... I think I may survive. | Devilment1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,203 | AskReddit | dfoljcs |
Luckily it's the squad from Hawaii five o. | Northgates | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,518 | AskReddit | dfolowf |
Walter, Jesse, and Skye Which means I'm probably fucked. | especial_ed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,735 | AskReddit | dfom9l7 |
Ah shit, i got the voice actors from Chowder coming for me. | Hen0m242 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,766 | AskReddit | dfoma2z |
Jack is gonna fuck them **up**. | Epicat224 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,778 | AskReddit | dfoma9j |
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. | Quinnycola | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,814 | AskReddit | dfomavg |
Hosts of the quiz show Pointless, Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman... Not hopeful but maybe their superior trivia knowledge and awkward banter will somehow save the day. | I_wanna_C_U_P | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,398 | AskReddit | dfomk63 |
Galavaaaaant | Serenityfalcon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,810 | AskReddit | dfomqn0 |
The Scooby gang from Buffy the Vampire Slayer post return from death but pre all the slayers being awakened (hell, early season six so still with Anya and Tara and whatnot and badass but not quite yet evil Willow). | TheZoianna | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,077 | AskReddit | dfomuuz |
I think I will be ok with the Soprano Family coming to collect me. | duckyatlarge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,312 | AskReddit | dfomyh3 |
I have an easy ride; Murdoch Mysteries was my show. | MurderSkitty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,829 | AskReddit | dfon6cc |
The golden girls | JxZbornak | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,102 | AskReddit | dfonadz |
Olivia Benson and ice-t.... sweet | operator10 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,158 | AskReddit | dfonb96 |
NCIS, I should be fine | LemonMeteorite | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,256 | AskReddit | dfoncq0 |
No ones coming because I don't watch tv | EggCheese | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,603 | AskReddit | dfonhp4 |
Rupaul drag race season 9 okrrrrrrrr | D_licious5 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,644 | AskReddit | dfonibb |
Does JoJo's Bizarre Adventure count, even if I watched it on my computer? | DreadAngel1711 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,006 | AskReddit | dfonnkq |
Burn Notice My car gonna splode but I'll be aight | dwarfboy1717 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,511 | AskReddit | dfonupc |
My rescue will be legen...wait for it, DARY! | TVA_Titan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,514 | AskReddit | dfonur7 |
Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer to my rescue. | Scrotalphetamine | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,947 | AskReddit | dfoo0rx |
Person of Intrest.. Reese and Finch can save me while they're sleeping. | Akyesama | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,234 | AskReddit | dfoo4rw |
Reddington, Agent Keen, Agent Ressler | nowunelse | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,866 | AskReddit | dfoodei |
Rupaul Drag Queens | KanataCitizen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,293 | AskReddit | dfooj13 |
Game of Thrones | ziggythecat27 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,567 | AskReddit | dfoommy |
Russell Hantz wouldn't rescue me | mrh99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,242 | AskReddit | dfoov1l |
One Punch Man! | ChilledLegumesBruh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,859 | AskReddit | dfop2ko |
Total Drama Island It could be worse Could also be better | Shyhole | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,033,309 | AskReddit | dfop82b |
Sinbad from Magi: Sinbad no Bouken | ChooseOnes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,113 | AskReddit | dfophlh |
Criminal Minds | MrsSoundGuy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,513 | AskReddit | dfopm96 |
The kids and 11 girl from Stranger things | willsherm28 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,630 | AskReddit | dfopzei |
Kirk | Galagion4526 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,404 | AskReddit | dfoq7zh |
Iron Fist! | xcyu | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,983 | AskReddit | dfoqe8r |
I already feel safe with John Reese and Harold Finch to the rescue | smartsherlock | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,185 | AskReddit | dford7l |
Larry King and some bitch selling snake oil. | 2016TrumpMAGA | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,868 | AskReddit | dforvb3 |
Wyatt Donnelly, Garry Wallace, Lisa and Chet. | Stendhal-Syndrome | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,508 | AskReddit | dfos26l |
The master builders from the Lego Movie. | bwahhhnonamesleft | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,213 | AskReddit | dfotxrr |
Beavis and butthead ...I'm fucked! | alicewonder8 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,423 | AskReddit | dfou0po |
Debra Norville from Inside Edition is saving me. | LordCockaroachFetus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,835 | AskReddit | dfoulox |
Max, Caroline, Oleg, Han..the whole gang. | velvta | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,931 | AskReddit | dfovjw9 |
Phoebe buffay and Chandler Bing | hygienicbacon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,843 | AskReddit | dfovzr3 |
Fucking Spongebob. | Ulysses_Fat_Chance | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,252 | AskReddit | dfow7gd |
Good news, a bunch of professional wrestlers are coming to save me. | SUPERKAMIGURU | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,411 | AskReddit | dfowteh |
Stranger Things Eleven gonna make a guy piss himself | TheCPsurvivalist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,144 | AskReddit | dfox83i |
The final 4 from season 2 (2011) The Great British Bake Off | _outofthisworld_1223 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,236 | AskReddit | dfoz3bz |
Luke Cage, mothalicka | Gitavadhara | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,265 | AskReddit | dfoz3zg |
John motherfucking Loch and Syed, Ben, Kate, Sawyer, & the doc Hell yea | ECU_BSN | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,062,978 | AskReddit | dfp2dhj |
Niles and Frazier Crane. | fruit-de-la-fruit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,063,245 | AskReddit | dfp2kh9 |
The whole Gallagher clan are badasses so I'd be straight | slash1265 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,500 | AskReddit | dfp5j1r |
Currently watching Breaking Bad like 5 years late so I think I'll be alright. | halfbloodhighentia | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,080,515 | AskReddit | dfpeasb |
I watched criminal minds, Garcia has me covered. | homerj123 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,531 | AskReddit | dfnl77k |
Iron fist....Guess I'm fucked. | GeeZeR_FroG | 72 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,535 | AskReddit | dfnl7cr |
The cast from the tv show Bull | HMAN17 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,536 | AskReddit | dfnl7e4 |
Well looks like Dr Phil is my guy | bfrancom17 | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,540 | AskReddit | dfnl7im |
The Office... gonna have to put my life in Dwight's hands | matt858 | 234 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,591 | AskReddit | dfnl96o |
Anthony Bourdain | Olimarwearspants | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,592 | AskReddit | dfnl981 |
I watched Supernatural, I got an angel and two badass brothers in a '67 Impala coming to get me. | Agent1108 | 91 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,611 | AskReddit | dfnl9v4 |
I've been watching Southland the past couple of nights, I should be okay as long as they don't ask me to testify against any gangs. | corso923 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,633 | AskReddit | dfnlak4 |
The cast of Bates Motel.....and because of the fact that the lead character of that show is Norman Bates, that's quite scary. | I_am_a_little_puppy | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,682 | AskReddit | dfnlc5b |
The crew from Workaholics | sro_13 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,746 | AskReddit | dfnle9o |
South park | Jacobloveslsd | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,759 | AskReddit | dfnleou |
The family from bloodline...I think I'm fucked | youslydevilyou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,898 | AskReddit | dfnljai |
Looks like I'm being saved by the Justice League | Idie_999 | 87 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,293 | AskReddit | dfnlwbl |
Barry will fail to save me but it's cool, he'll just rewrite the timeline and I'll be back. | Reverse_Waterfall | 158 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,390 | AskReddit | dfnlzln |
the dunder Scranton team | Touch_me_69 | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,466 | AskReddit | dfnm26z |
Impractical Jokers...I think I'll be ok! | whitetornado2k | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,560 | AskReddit | dfnm5eu |
The Golden Girls aren't gonna get it done. | cullercoats | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,699 | AskReddit | dfnm9xn |
Frylock is probably armed well enough to free me, the other two are pretty useless. | FatuousOocephalus | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,801 | AskReddit | dfnmd7q |
Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.... Congress Tart! | ryryhi | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,836 | AskReddit | dfnmedh |
Brooklyn 99 I'm good, Peralta and Boyle will bust down the door after given direct orders from Holt not to and they'll save the day. | Doggo_Of_Wisdom | 132 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,872 | AskReddit | dfnmfkg |
The Magic muthafuckin Schoolbus | turdowitz | 68 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,897 | AskReddit | dfnmge1 |
House with thirteen, Taub, and Kutner. | fireinvestigator113 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,937 | AskReddit | dfnmhqo |
alaska state troopers gonna take them a while to get to me | Porkton | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,064 | AskReddit | dfnmlzk |
Peter, Carrie, and Saul. | -CIA- | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,078 | AskReddit | dfnmmft |
the blacklist redemption cast and last episode was about a kidnapping and that went fairly well so I think I will be fine | Enchanic | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,232 | AskReddit | dfnmrff |
Iron Fist and Colleen Wing. | the_one_true_b | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,282 | AskReddit | dfnmt4b |
I'm fairly certain the Parks and Rec crew would end up captured next to me. | rtwoctwo | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,622 | AskReddit | dfnn45m |
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid so a bunch of dragons | Ivanthetortoiseking | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,654 | AskReddit | dfnn55a |
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