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So he is opposite RTZ | santh91 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,936 | DotA2 | dfo1may |
shoulda taken the KD approach | Inori92 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,142 | DotA2 | dfo1s9r |
Then why did he go to Secret? | dnrevan778 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,585 | DotA2 | dfo250f |
respect the grind | barlicgread | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,709 | DotA2 | dfo3st4 |
I hope when he grows up he is ok socially, and that's not a meme, seems like a nice kid. | zaneosak | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,212 | DotA2 | dfo8nrt |
He looks like some kind of monk from a 90s movie or something holy shit. | cylom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,710 | DotA2 | dfo9035 |
It's not that ridiculous, team NP will never kick him after all like nth did. | flyingjam | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,752 | DotA2 | dfob6br |
Don't control then. | Zeconation | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,724 | DotA2 | dfoemzw |
All for one and one for all | [deleted] | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,064,216 | DotA2 | dfp38u7 |
Wasnt this bug recently fixed for Meeplings (also Tempests, MK Soldiers and Spirit Bears)? | TheZett | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,367 | DotA2 | dfnpmm3 |
That's because Valve knows you can't micro them anyway | temka1337 | 69 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,985 | DotA2 | dfnq6p6 |
In my bracket not even the Meepo picker can control the other Meepo's. | Deathwingz | 35 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,025 | DotA2 | dfo5jz8 |
Madam Secretary's staff! | leap0229 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,088 | AskReddit | dfo99de |
Being that it was Family Guy, I guess I'm just fucked. | thestoneproses | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,344 | AskReddit | dfo9fwd |
The cast of Better Call Saul. | Tom_Fool_Ery | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,745 | AskReddit | dfo9q3o |
The cast of Riverdale..... I'm not sure of my odds | Juliuscesear1990 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,886 | AskReddit | dfo9tre |
I believe Jerry will make some kind of funny observation to George and Kramer will be filming me while Im being taken away | TheMuffinDragon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,893 | AskReddit | dfo9tyl |
Swirling Archer. | P_Rigger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,971 | AskReddit | dfo9vzm |
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia... shit | mmgbarata | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,136 | AskReddit | dfoa0ef |
Dare Devil is gonna come for me | darkreplive | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,239 | AskReddit | dfoa378 |
Prison break... I'm in luck | sgt_dickwad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,380 | AskReddit | dfoa6vf |
The Office | squanchy_91 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,552 | AskReddit | dfoabda |
The Winchesters are on it. | JaiC | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,789 | AskReddit | dfoahg2 |
Lydia from Lydia's Italy... I think I'm boned unless the kidnappers love Italian food and are willing to trade me for some killer lasagna | Ponzchoufs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,876 | AskReddit | dfoajnx |
JoJo | Shvingy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,974 | AskReddit | dfoam8b |
Parks and Recreation I should be okay | PwNyRaneB0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,028 | AskReddit | dfoanne |
The peaky blinders | BigOlGabe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,224 | AskReddit | dfoask0 |
Little Women: Los Angeles | INeedAMargarita | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,316 | AskReddit | dfoauwg |
Just re watched death note so I guess I'd have some of the brightest minds on the case, but the kidnappers probably wouldn't live. | slaya45 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,411 | AskReddit | dfoaxcs |
SG-1 Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c, I'm good | 1shroud | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,442 | AskReddit | dfoay6d |
How to get away with murder | Splitzie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,663 | AskReddit | dfob3y6 |
I've made a huge mistake. | Mexter-Dorgan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,725 | AskReddit | dfob5ly |
How in the hell is masterchef gonna help? | mysteryryan067 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,105 | AskReddit | dfobfd3 |
So the crew of the serenity is coming to save me...sounds pretty good to me | 10111001110 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,300 | AskReddit | dfobkeh |
The cast of People of Earth. | TheConManAndTheGhost | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,458 | AskReddit | dfobolu |
The Office lol I would only have hope in Dwight | Liviing | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,695 | AskReddit | dfobuo0 |
Dora and Boots better have some infiltration gear in that backpack. | eaglewatch1945 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,966 | AskReddit | dfoc1i5 |
Better Call Saul | capt-pickles-2013 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,981 | AskReddit | dfoc1wf |
Spongebob On the bright side, it's season one | imaybejacoborbob | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,082 | AskReddit | dfoc4go |
Ultimate Beastmaster... I feel pretty good about that actually | OnedayIlldecide | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,112 | AskReddit | dfoc58v |
That 70's show. | ohhkaay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,235 | AskReddit | dfoc8gz |
Long John silver and captain Flint, oh hell yes. | ChaseMe3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,952 | AskReddit | dfocq97 |
Taken | the_maan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,141 | AskReddit | dfocuwz |
Guy Fieri | fightingmemer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,187 | AskReddit | dfocw3o |
Sons of anarchy... i'll be fine lol | grumpygazelle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,447 | AskReddit | dfod2lg |
MOSBY BOYYS | MizaLoL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,697 | AskReddit | dfod8ww |
Iron fist, winning | FlyingCoder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,807 | AskReddit | dfodbnw |
match of the day on BBCiplayer, i'm going to die | nicehandsir | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,962 | AskReddit | dfodfjz |
Conan, Andy Richter, and Labamba. | delhux | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,308 | AskReddit | dfodo1w |
The Charmed Cast | xanthe_reynolds | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,417 | AskReddit | dfodqsx |
The amazing race... I'm dead | generationiers | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,539 | AskReddit | dfodtxm |
........ ......The Oddsquad... great. | keepingthingseevee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,797 | AskReddit | dfoe0cj |
I've got a a Unicorn Gundam headed my way then | MCN757 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,920 | AskReddit | dfoe3ei |
The crew of the Rosannate (The Expanse) Yea, Amos and me going to chill out, have some beer, beat some bullies black and blue, have some more beer, find a brothel, have some more beer, bang some chicks for our pleasure then find some more beer! | aether_tech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,106 | AskReddit | dfoe7yz |
Well Barry's dead, Thawne cares about no one, the Legends are kinda fucked, and the Legion consist of serial killers so I'd say I'm pretty screwed. | The_Synthax | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,242 | AskReddit | dfoeba8 |
Prison Break dude, so I'm ok. | zerogems | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,412 | AskReddit | dfoeffn |
Robocop is coming to rescue me. | Washuchan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,460 | AskReddit | dfoegl4 |
Stranger things so I think I'm good | werpip101 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,619 | AskReddit | dfoekhj |
The crew from Law & Order is on the case, I'll be good. | vzo1281 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,640 | AskReddit | dfoekzz |
I'm probably going to be okay since I watched White Collar - so Peter Burke and Neal Caffrey are going to find me. | NoApollonia | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,039 | AskReddit | dfoeusv |
The Toronto Raptors and the Indiana Pacers... I have hope. | ANorthman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,113 | AskReddit | dfoewm7 |
Well.....looks like it's going to be getting pretty greasy as I'm hoping that Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian will come up with a plan that gets me out whatever situation that's fucked. | MR502 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,262 | AskReddit | dfof0ia |
Rick and the gang (Before Shane's death, after Glenn discovered the walkers in Hershels barn, the reason I say this point in particular is because this was the last episode I watched) | MLG50 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,323 | AskReddit | dfof1zl |
Planet express team, guess I'm fucked | assholemegaphone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,536 | AskReddit | dfof7bf |
The Golden Girls | tasajett | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,616 | AskReddit | dfof9c6 |
The cast of Legion comes to save me which is good because they're powerful mutants. | A_Good_Game | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,207 | AskReddit | dfofobh |
Raymond Reddington | Orions_Inferno | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,363 | AskReddit | dfofs9z |
They'll always save the day, and if you think they can't, they'll always find a way. | LittleBigKid2000 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,613 | AskReddit | dfofydt |
James Keziah Delaney and his ensemble of misfits, the honorable East India Company, the Crown.. the Americans. | greedy_new_truth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,624 | AskReddit | dfofyni |
The Danger 5 | ZolthuxReborn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,975 | AskReddit | dfog6xs |
Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and the Dutch girl. | janetsnakeholelounge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,316 | AskReddit | dfogetp |
Suzanne Whang and a couple who can't agree whether to go with the mid-century modern that is under budget with room for renovation, a craftsman in the ideal neighborhood, or a new construction with an open floor plan but close neighbors. | ksb196 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,721 | AskReddit | dfogo05 |
Characters from Bob's Burgers....FML | Flyingfishlegs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,758 | AskReddit | dfogotu |
Criminal minds | explicitmemories | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,959 | AskReddit | dfogtdb |
Either Harry Potter :) or if it absolutely has to be a tv show How I Met Your Mother | thehorrorofspoons | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,156 | AskReddit | dfogxoa |
Definitely can't complain about it being any of the teams from young justice. | elaeagnifolium | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,165 | AskReddit | dfogxv0 |
American pickers so they can maybe find me but I think they'll haggle for ransom money which will get me killed | roriebear82 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,280 | AskReddit | dfoh099 |
I'm pretty confident in the Mythbusters. | Slickwats4 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,810 | AskReddit | dfohbra |
Mike Ehrmentraut | TheBronJamesHarden | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,070 | AskReddit | dfohh93 |
I have full confidence in saitama and genos. | buck7131 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,158 | AskReddit | dfohj55 |
Greg and John from Masterchef Wish me luck | optimumbalance | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,250 | AskReddit | dfohl4j |
The cast of Power Rangers: Dino Thunder. | UltimateJDB | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,279 | AskReddit | dfohls9 |
Rick and Morty, this is gonna be a hell of a ride | in_the_corner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,571 | AskReddit | dfohs49 |
The cast of whose line is it anyway | TinyFoxFairyGirl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,626 | AskReddit | dfoht8n |
I have the utmost faith in Saitama and Genos to save me, but also destroy everything in a 200 mile radius | hu4d | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,628 | AskReddit | dfoht9x |
The talented crew of Serenity. | sploosh42 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,798 | AskReddit | dfohwss |
One Punch man... Needless to say, I think I'm going to be fine. | Irishman318 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,925 | AskReddit | dfohzdi |
I'm good, Rick and the rest of Alexandria have done this before and won't let me down. | Huckorris | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,017 | AskReddit | dfoi1hf |
heh a bunch of sad sad doctors, I just finished watching the new episode of greys anatomy | kanavyseal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,166 | AskReddit | dfoi4sk |
RIVERDALE... they'll get to it eventually... probably | ehsorryimcanadian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,535 | AskReddit | dfoicu5 |
Better call Saul. | ThatDudeWithoutKarma | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,926 | AskReddit | dfoil47 |
Rick and morty, so im fine | TheSuicidalSnowman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,020 | AskReddit | dfoin4y |
Julian Ricky and Bubbles so im fucked! | SpacePug6 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,262 | AskReddit | dfois9k |
Rick Grimes and his crew | headshamandennis | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,293 | AskReddit | dfoisxu |
Don't worry I put my wholehearted faith into Wander and his magical hat and banjo | mumbomination | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,306 | AskReddit | dfoit7a |
Queen Victoria and her royal entourage... Okay good start having the British Government searching for me at the height of the British Empire. | creatingKing113 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,380 | AskReddit | dfoiuqv |
Daredevil, I'm safe | Uhjinhyuk55 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,645 | AskReddit | dfoj09o |
I get Steve Harvey and a couple of families. | SuperShadowP1ay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,654 | AskReddit | dfoj0gx |
Let's hope Carlton and Will aren't driving Mr Furth's Mercedes or they might never get here | gdabull | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,933 | AskReddit | dfoj6k1 |
Booby axelrod | yoho1234 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,215 | AskReddit | dfojckr |
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