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Fuck you OP
|
CosmicVibrations
| -4 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,999,176 |
AskReddit
|
dfo4wmh
|
Fuck you op you karma whore
|
legaljoker
| -4 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,002,415 |
AskReddit
|
dfo7bti
|
Fuck off OP!
|
HowDidWeGetsHere
| -1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,003,326 |
AskReddit
|
dfo804u
|
Darn
|
HoustonPFD
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,004,626 |
ApplyingToCollege
|
dfo8y1a
|
Dont you love the irony that the people who hate white people are the same ones who call us racist
|
drew967
| 6 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,991,732 |
The_Donald
|
dfnyyts
|
"you only win the war by being honest with reality" - Napoleon
|
LongLiveEurope
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,003,725 |
The_Donald
|
dfo8ann
|
fuck the exam pizza is always the answer
|
undeadpz
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,975,489 |
leagueoflegends
|
dfnk95x
|
Play zilean, turn back time and study afterwards.
|
321500
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,975,553 |
leagueoflegends
|
dfnkbar
|
Pick Zilean and rewind the time
|
LoL_VOD_Highlights
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,975,672 |
leagueoflegends
|
dfnkf8m
|
It has +ten tousand% accuracy increase because of barrel elongation.
|
Potato_Tree_Lord
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,053,049 |
Nerf
|
dfow3kt
|
Well, you are forgetting the -20% recoil with the improved stock, and the extra damage from the barrel rifling.
|
EpicWickedgnome
| 13 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,985,844 |
Nerf
|
dfntpd0
|
50 keys?
|
yorii_89
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,978,237 |
RocketLeagueExchange
|
dfnmrlx
|
would have to make the switch thicker to do that
|
sonefiler
| 16 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,980,475 |
NintendoSwitch
|
dfnot6s
|
but the vents and fan is at the top... cant put it there
|
chuck_chillout004
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,984,834 |
NintendoSwitch
|
dfnsrtj
|
I mean, at leased he asked.
|
neon_neon
| 4 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,032,520 |
creepyPMs
|
dfooyk2
|
After he told you he wasn't a jerk, he knew you wouldn't believe he was actually male, so he wanted to prove it to you.
|
tullia
| 3 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,041,789 |
creepyPMs
|
dforufd
|
I just laughed so fucking loudly at the absurdity of this.
|
BerryBrickle
| 3 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,055,553 |
creepyPMs
|
dfoxggj
|
This actually made me laugh
|
Eternallydecent
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,099,611 |
creepyPMs
|
dfpqr2s
|
My cock is also a giver, just ask the people at the free clinic what it's given to girls all over the place.
|
jtdusk
| 23 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,977,803 |
creepyPMs
|
dfnmdaj
|
Only a typical male uses the term typical male
|
Restingbface91
| 57 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,978,673 |
creepyPMs
|
dfnn5su
|
A typical male wouldve controlled you into seeing his cock obviously.
|
SteveFrench12
| 11 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,983,920 |
creepyPMs
|
dfnrxnd
|
A really empath should have been able to read your thoughts and realize you would not.
|
jalapenho
| 10 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,985,204 |
creepyPMs
|
dfnt43h
|
A lack of empathy on a very fundamental level.
|
JD-King
| 19 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,994,975 |
niceguys
|
dfo1ne7
|
Good then we can avoid the whole crush on the doctor plot line that's been done to death.
|
dkmagby88
| 14 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,008,229 |
gaymers
|
dfobimr
|
Torchwood was such a great spin off.
|
FrellingHazmot
| 3 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,110,847 |
gaymers
|
dfpwtb0
|
I like that your comment implies that we all haven't been looking at "Killery" and "Obama Bin Laden" posters for the last several years.
|
timesuck
| 20 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,447 |
pittsburgh
|
dfnnv3q
|
Bruhhhhh
|
VaultDoge91
| 5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,806 |
INJUSTICE
|
dfnlgae
|
Dope
|
Anthonyrayton
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,982,102 |
INJUSTICE
|
dfnqaig
|
ghosts are spooky man.
|
mortys_real_rick
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,045 |
OkCupid
|
dfnkr98
|
Don't do this to yourself
|
Crimson_Wide
| 7 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,050 |
OkCupid
|
dfnkrek
|
slowly like...emotionally, right?
|
yinzcity
| 6 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,056 |
OkCupid
|
dfnkrlm
|
Doesn't sound good man.
|
Freddie_Lyon
| 5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,171 |
OkCupid
|
dfnkvcn
|
Alright man, I think you should have a lot more respect for yourself as well as read some signs from her ghosting, but if you're happy then you do you.
|
TheRockisthebest
| 9 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,174 |
OkCupid
|
dfnkvfp
|
She low on grocery money.
|
Forty44Four
| 5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,327 |
OkCupid
|
dfnl0kd
|
noooo don't do this such a bad idea
|
paydaymaydaythrwaway
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,822 |
OkCupid
|
dfnlgt7
|
This is not a good idea.
|
thehalfguard
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,243 |
OkCupid
|
dfnnoe0
|
Nothing in your description of her reaching out to you involved an apology.
|
johnlennin
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,003,502 |
OkCupid
|
dfo84ro
|
[Update] She Ghosted Me Again (Saved you the trouble of creating your next thread).
|
SlingRunning101
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,004,709 |
OkCupid
|
dfo902d
|
what?
|
leemagistraf
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,106 |
The_Donald
|
dfnkt8n
|
Shall not be infringed
|
bbrosen
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,131,104 |
gunpolitics
|
dfq3d0l
|
Gem dragons.... Hydrix hybrid armour might be good
|
waswereual
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,357 |
runescape
|
dfnl1ir
|
Nice april fools on the dragons... 101 slayer lol
|
DA_Knuppel
| 7 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,639 |
runescape
|
dfnlaq9
|
That awful sinking feeling when you're unsure if you're getting meme'd.
|
durrkel
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,977,356 |
runescape
|
dfnlyex
|
I'm sad that the new dragon being launched isn't the next in the metal dragon series Dragon Dragon
|
Nikennen
| 37 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,978,947 |
runescape
|
dfnneri
|
I blew up as I've heard the new dragons.. SO FUCKING COOL
|
Boundterra
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,982,938 |
runescape
|
dfnr1t5
|
Honestly don't think the dragons or pie or any of this is a joke, Jagex jokes are usually less subtle and more obvious
|
Naragun_
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,491,002,677 |
runescape
|
dfo7ikq
|
That's called being prideful
|
Mrspooky11
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,004,882 |
DotA2
|
dfo946i
|
his first team had Loda and Akke in it those are some of the biggest european names from dota 1 envy is full of shit
|
JohnGalt316
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,007,161 |
DotA2
|
dfoaqy7
|
Does he not understand dota is a team game?
|
-Aerlevsedi-
| -1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,009,715 |
DotA2
|
dfockcr
|
But how the fuck are you going to get successfull in a team game if your team is average
|
ThePooba
| 0 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,009,750 |
DotA2
|
dfocl6e
|
translation "I know I am a loser and don't deserve success."
|
Derriosdota
| -2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,010,104 |
DotA2
|
dfoctzg
|
this is proof anime destroys brain cells
|
qdzero
| -1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,011,861 |
DotA2
|
dfoe1x3
|
get rich or die tryin'.
|
rejiedoto
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,014,725 |
DotA2
|
dfog13q
|
He truly is autistic
|
Bishmar
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,016,203 |
DotA2
|
dfogypk
|
That is why I pause every teamfight
|
Apple_Raper
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,018,057 |
DotA2
|
dfoi2du
|
Anime mindset lul
|
jns701
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,018,451 |
DotA2
|
dfoib3c
|
and how is that going
|
deliaren
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,020,104 |
DotA2
|
dfoja7e
|
I actually believe him, he does have an ego like that this guy throws games away and lets his teammates lose just to try some flashy plays
|
empsim
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,032,747 |
DotA2
|
dfop1ad
|
ok
|
slifer3
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,042,627 |
DotA2
|
dfos3fh
|
Damn, EE is anime as fuck
|
Hoaviet
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,046,950 |
DotA2
|
dfotgx8
|
So what about secret tho?
|
dekomorii
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-04
| 1,491,067,245 |
DotA2
|
dfp5cng
|
Jesus his life really is anime
|
BebopLD
| 718 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,455 |
DotA2
|
dfnl4p1
|
Envy the type of dude that will show up to your wedding in sandals
|
Dota2player111
| 359 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,659 |
DotA2
|
dfnlbel
|
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
|
Chamangoooooooo
| 9 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,976,833 |
DotA2
|
dfnlh6i
|
a true hero
|
HansVanHugendong
| 10 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,977,069 |
DotA2
|
dfnloxm
|
first question "why are you so unstable" well this gon be good
|
odaal
| 138 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,977,196 |
DotA2
|
dfnlt24
|
no english subtitles :\
|
formaldehid
| 57 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,977,801 |
DotA2
|
dfnmd78
|
ye because secret didnt win anything before shanghai 4Head
|
redirtab
| 7 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,978,476 |
DotA2
|
dfnmzgg
|
Secret lol
|
ToberWanKenober
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,978,913 |
DotA2
|
dfnndlm
|
Yet joined Secret
|
timednight
| -5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,083 |
DotA2
|
dfnnj5o
|
That's some anime shit right there.
|
aceent
| 13 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,160 |
DotA2
|
dfnnlnd
|
like, like , like you could, like, like, like do any thing, like in the world, like be the best, like
|
Kizumic
| 15 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,371 |
DotA2
|
dfnnskx
|
Dude you gotta love Envy, such a straight forward guy.
|
Ace-triker
| 3 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,475 |
DotA2
|
dfnnw0o
|
"the only thing that can beat me is myself"-Envy 2017 "sigh"-aui2000 2017
|
Archyes
| 80 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,744 |
DotA2
|
dfno4yh
|
truly an anime main character
|
ermats
| 6 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,917 |
DotA2
|
dfnoaly
|
well he's certainly helping his team not be successful
|
logarhythmic_
| -2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,979,999 |
DotA2
|
dfnodcr
|
Just realized that NP means ENVY xD
|
putinmeister
| 0 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,980,628 |
DotA2
|
dfnoy9v
|
anime plot lul
|
VGzsmj
| -2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,982,550 |
DotA2
|
dfnqp49
|
lul yea right
|
Bruno_FFS
| -5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,982,927 |
DotA2
|
dfnr1hu
|
this is insanity
|
lookseedooso
| 0 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,982,973 |
DotA2
|
dfnr304
|
Captain tsubasa approves
|
Hisll
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,983,052 |
DotA2
|
dfnr5qz
|
Top 10 Anime With the Best Story - EternaLEnVy: the Animation
|
PrinceZero1994
| 5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,983,237 |
DotA2
|
dfnrbth
|
Stupidest thing I've read
|
blhablha
| 0 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,983,647 |
DotA2
|
dfnroy0
|
This sounds cool and shit, but if you think about it he's just calling his team shit.
|
grizzleh
| -1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,984,470 |
DotA2
|
dfnsfs5
|
"My success must come from pause abusing"
|
duel_dude
| 4 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,984,613 |
DotA2
|
dfnsked
|
it's extremely disturbing to me that he got an offer to play with eg
|
-KZZ-
| -5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,985,627 |
DotA2
|
dfnti72
|
EE does notice us VoHiYo
|
Toxicco
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,985,718 |
DotA2
|
dfntl77
|
Yeah, the success isn't with EnVy as long as hes fucking braindead.
|
vladskiKZ
| -4 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,105 |
DotA2
|
dfnty4i
|
LMFAO
|
-De-Koenisch-
| 2 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,148 |
DotA2
|
dfntzkw
|
Amazingly, no one complained that the captions aint working.
|
kotlSpirit
| 0 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,253 |
DotA2
|
dfnu31v
|
"When you are unstable as a person and a player" oh wow
|
Zadeth
| 5 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,295 |
DotA2
|
dfnu4f7
|
*successful
|
Kaze79
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,579 |
DotA2
|
dfnudr0
|
Those flip-flops though.
|
arz9278
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,654 |
DotA2
|
dfnug9k
|
Good luck...roflmao
|
Zedris
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,986,672 |
DotA2
|
dfnugwf
|
lol u hipster
|
stillbevens
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,987,578 |
DotA2
|
dfnva75
|
EE's speaking is so uncomfortable to listen to
|
Tape56
| 11 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,988,016 |
DotA2
|
dfnvoh3
|
This interview is really cool
|
tealleaf
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,989,956 |
DotA2
|
dfnxf49
|
Dota pros can't even answer "how are you doing" without creating an awkward hilarious scene.
|
arz9278
| 3 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,990,174 |
DotA2
|
dfnxmbv
|
**Dota2 is a meme**
|
jrozn
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,991,114 |
DotA2
|
dfnyfop
|
HOW DID YOU GET THAT FLAIR
|
nameorfeed
| 1 | -1 | -1 |
2017-03
| 1,490,993,693 |
DotA2
|
dfo0me6
|
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