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Fuck you OP | CosmicVibrations | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,176 | AskReddit | dfo4wmh |
Fuck you op you karma whore | legaljoker | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,415 | AskReddit | dfo7bti |
Fuck off OP! | HowDidWeGetsHere | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,326 | AskReddit | dfo804u |
Darn | HoustonPFD | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,626 | ApplyingToCollege | dfo8y1a |
Dont you love the irony that the people who hate white people are the same ones who call us racist | drew967 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,732 | The_Donald | dfnyyts |
"you only win the war by being honest with reality" - Napoleon | LongLiveEurope | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,725 | The_Donald | dfo8ann |
fuck the exam pizza is always the answer | undeadpz | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,489 | leagueoflegends | dfnk95x |
Play zilean, turn back time and study afterwards. | 321500 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,553 | leagueoflegends | dfnkbar |
Pick Zilean and rewind the time | LoL_VOD_Highlights | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,672 | leagueoflegends | dfnkf8m |
It has +ten tousand% accuracy increase because of barrel elongation. | Potato_Tree_Lord | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,049 | Nerf | dfow3kt |
Well, you are forgetting the -20% recoil with the improved stock, and the extra damage from the barrel rifling. | EpicWickedgnome | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,844 | Nerf | dfntpd0 |
50 keys? | yorii_89 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,237 | RocketLeagueExchange | dfnmrlx |
would have to make the switch thicker to do that | sonefiler | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,475 | NintendoSwitch | dfnot6s |
but the vents and fan is at the top... cant put it there | chuck_chillout004 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,834 | NintendoSwitch | dfnsrtj |
I mean, at leased he asked. | neon_neon | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,520 | creepyPMs | dfooyk2 |
After he told you he wasn't a jerk, he knew you wouldn't believe he was actually male, so he wanted to prove it to you. | tullia | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,789 | creepyPMs | dforufd |
I just laughed so fucking loudly at the absurdity of this. | BerryBrickle | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,553 | creepyPMs | dfoxggj |
This actually made me laugh | Eternallydecent | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,099,611 | creepyPMs | dfpqr2s |
My cock is also a giver, just ask the people at the free clinic what it's given to girls all over the place. | jtdusk | 23 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,803 | creepyPMs | dfnmdaj |
Only a typical male uses the term typical male | Restingbface91 | 57 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,673 | creepyPMs | dfnn5su |
A typical male wouldve controlled you into seeing his cock obviously. | SteveFrench12 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,920 | creepyPMs | dfnrxnd |
A really empath should have been able to read your thoughts and realize you would not. | jalapenho | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,204 | creepyPMs | dfnt43h |
A lack of empathy on a very fundamental level. | JD-King | 19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,975 | niceguys | dfo1ne7 |
Good then we can avoid the whole crush on the doctor plot line that's been done to death. | dkmagby88 | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,229 | gaymers | dfobimr |
Torchwood was such a great spin off. | FrellingHazmot | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,110,847 | gaymers | dfpwtb0 |
I like that your comment implies that we all haven't been looking at "Killery" and "Obama Bin Laden" posters for the last several years. | timesuck | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,447 | pittsburgh | dfnnv3q |
Bruhhhhh | VaultDoge91 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,806 | INJUSTICE | dfnlgae |
Dope | Anthonyrayton | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,102 | INJUSTICE | dfnqaig |
ghosts are spooky man. | mortys_real_rick | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,045 | OkCupid | dfnkr98 |
Don't do this to yourself | Crimson_Wide | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,050 | OkCupid | dfnkrek |
slowly like...emotionally, right? | yinzcity | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,056 | OkCupid | dfnkrlm |
Doesn't sound good man. | Freddie_Lyon | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,171 | OkCupid | dfnkvcn |
Alright man, I think you should have a lot more respect for yourself as well as read some signs from her ghosting, but if you're happy then you do you. | TheRockisthebest | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,174 | OkCupid | dfnkvfp |
She low on grocery money. | Forty44Four | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,327 | OkCupid | dfnl0kd |
noooo don't do this such a bad idea | paydaymaydaythrwaway | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,822 | OkCupid | dfnlgt7 |
This is not a good idea. | thehalfguard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,243 | OkCupid | dfnnoe0 |
Nothing in your description of her reaching out to you involved an apology. | johnlennin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,502 | OkCupid | dfo84ro |
[Update] She Ghosted Me Again (Saved you the trouble of creating your next thread). | SlingRunning101 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,709 | OkCupid | dfo902d |
what? | leemagistraf | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,106 | The_Donald | dfnkt8n |
Shall not be infringed | bbrosen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,131,104 | gunpolitics | dfq3d0l |
Gem dragons.... Hydrix hybrid armour might be good | waswereual | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,357 | runescape | dfnl1ir |
Nice april fools on the dragons... 101 slayer lol | DA_Knuppel | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,639 | runescape | dfnlaq9 |
That awful sinking feeling when you're unsure if you're getting meme'd. | durrkel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,356 | runescape | dfnlyex |
I'm sad that the new dragon being launched isn't the next in the metal dragon series Dragon Dragon | Nikennen | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,947 | runescape | dfnneri |
I blew up as I've heard the new dragons.. SO FUCKING COOL | Boundterra | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,938 | runescape | dfnr1t5 |
Honestly don't think the dragons or pie or any of this is a joke, Jagex jokes are usually less subtle and more obvious | Naragun_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,677 | runescape | dfo7ikq |
That's called being prideful | Mrspooky11 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,882 | DotA2 | dfo946i |
his first team had Loda and Akke in it those are some of the biggest european names from dota 1 envy is full of shit | JohnGalt316 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,161 | DotA2 | dfoaqy7 |
Does he not understand dota is a team game? | -Aerlevsedi- | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,715 | DotA2 | dfockcr |
But how the fuck are you going to get successfull in a team game if your team is average | ThePooba | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,750 | DotA2 | dfocl6e |
translation "I know I am a loser and don't deserve success." | Derriosdota | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,104 | DotA2 | dfoctzg |
this is proof anime destroys brain cells | qdzero | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,861 | DotA2 | dfoe1x3 |
get rich or die tryin'. | rejiedoto | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,725 | DotA2 | dfog13q |
He truly is autistic | Bishmar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,203 | DotA2 | dfogypk |
That is why I pause every teamfight | Apple_Raper | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,057 | DotA2 | dfoi2du |
Anime mindset lul | jns701 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,451 | DotA2 | dfoib3c |
and how is that going | deliaren | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,104 | DotA2 | dfoja7e |
I actually believe him, he does have an ego like that this guy throws games away and lets his teammates lose just to try some flashy plays | empsim | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,747 | DotA2 | dfop1ad |
ok | slifer3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,627 | DotA2 | dfos3fh |
Damn, EE is anime as fuck | Hoaviet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,950 | DotA2 | dfotgx8 |
So what about secret tho? | dekomorii | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,067,245 | DotA2 | dfp5cng |
Jesus his life really is anime | BebopLD | 718 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,455 | DotA2 | dfnl4p1 |
Envy the type of dude that will show up to your wedding in sandals | Dota2player111 | 359 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,659 | DotA2 | dfnlbel |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | Chamangoooooooo | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,833 | DotA2 | dfnlh6i |
a true hero | HansVanHugendong | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,069 | DotA2 | dfnloxm |
first question "why are you so unstable" well this gon be good | odaal | 138 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,196 | DotA2 | dfnlt24 |
no english subtitles :\ | formaldehid | 57 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,801 | DotA2 | dfnmd78 |
ye because secret didnt win anything before shanghai 4Head | redirtab | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,476 | DotA2 | dfnmzgg |
Secret lol | ToberWanKenober | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,913 | DotA2 | dfnndlm |
Yet joined Secret | timednight | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,083 | DotA2 | dfnnj5o |
That's some anime shit right there. | aceent | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,160 | DotA2 | dfnnlnd |
like, like , like you could, like, like, like do any thing, like in the world, like be the best, like | Kizumic | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,371 | DotA2 | dfnnskx |
Dude you gotta love Envy, such a straight forward guy. | Ace-triker | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,475 | DotA2 | dfnnw0o |
"the only thing that can beat me is myself"-Envy 2017 "sigh"-aui2000 2017 | Archyes | 80 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,744 | DotA2 | dfno4yh |
truly an anime main character | ermats | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,917 | DotA2 | dfnoaly |
well he's certainly helping his team not be successful | logarhythmic_ | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,999 | DotA2 | dfnodcr |
Just realized that NP means ENVY xD | putinmeister | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,628 | DotA2 | dfnoy9v |
anime plot lul | VGzsmj | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,550 | DotA2 | dfnqp49 |
lul yea right | Bruno_FFS | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,927 | DotA2 | dfnr1hu |
this is insanity | lookseedooso | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,973 | DotA2 | dfnr304 |
Captain tsubasa approves | Hisll | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,052 | DotA2 | dfnr5qz |
Top 10 Anime With the Best Story - EternaLEnVy: the Animation | PrinceZero1994 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,237 | DotA2 | dfnrbth |
Stupidest thing I've read | blhablha | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,647 | DotA2 | dfnroy0 |
This sounds cool and shit, but if you think about it he's just calling his team shit. | grizzleh | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,470 | DotA2 | dfnsfs5 |
"My success must come from pause abusing" | duel_dude | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,613 | DotA2 | dfnsked |
it's extremely disturbing to me that he got an offer to play with eg | -KZZ- | -5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,627 | DotA2 | dfnti72 |
EE does notice us VoHiYo | Toxicco | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,718 | DotA2 | dfntl77 |
Yeah, the success isn't with EnVy as long as hes fucking braindead. | vladskiKZ | -4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,105 | DotA2 | dfnty4i |
LMFAO | -De-Koenisch- | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,148 | DotA2 | dfntzkw |
Amazingly, no one complained that the captions aint working. | kotlSpirit | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,253 | DotA2 | dfnu31v |
"When you are unstable as a person and a player" oh wow | Zadeth | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,295 | DotA2 | dfnu4f7 |
*successful | Kaze79 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,579 | DotA2 | dfnudr0 |
Those flip-flops though. | arz9278 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,654 | DotA2 | dfnug9k |
Good luck...roflmao | Zedris | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,672 | DotA2 | dfnugwf |
lol u hipster | stillbevens | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,578 | DotA2 | dfnva75 |
EE's speaking is so uncomfortable to listen to | Tape56 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,016 | DotA2 | dfnvoh3 |
This interview is really cool | tealleaf | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,956 | DotA2 | dfnxf49 |
Dota pros can't even answer "how are you doing" without creating an awkward hilarious scene. | arz9278 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,174 | DotA2 | dfnxmbv |
**Dota2 is a meme** | jrozn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,114 | DotA2 | dfnyfop |
HOW DID YOU GET THAT FLAIR | nameorfeed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,693 | DotA2 | dfo0me6 |
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