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Witch in the streets, demon between the sheets | raptore39 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,891 | todayilearned | dfnr0ar |
And rightly so. | david-adam | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,137 | todayilearned | dfnr8hk |
It's true, gingers don't have souls. | time4liquor | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,152 | todayilearned | dfnr8zh |
Well they have no souls, so this makes sense | Whoareyou559 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,161 | todayilearned | dfnr9a0 |
and we call them soulless in 2017, that seems about right | rivariad | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,169 | todayilearned | dfnr9kd |
Big if true | ElbowDeep | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,170 | todayilearned | dfnr9lc |
Isn't it funny how so often its the rapists, torturers, murderers and thieves who are the first to accuse others of moral degradation? | theancientfuture | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,264 | todayilearned | dfnrco1 |
Hey, I resemble those remarks! | cefm | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,275 | todayilearned | dfnrd0p |
So if this didn't happen there'd probably be more red heads around today? | Strickle67 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,295 | todayilearned | dfnrdot |
The Spanish Inquisition got a few things wrong I reckon. | wishiwasinthegame | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,345 | todayilearned | dfnrfav |
Every time I hear of Christians complaining about Muslims, I silently think of shit like this. | a_chump_and_a_hoagie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,394 | todayilearned | dfnrgvf |
Well I'm glad I didn't live during the Spanish Inquisition. | Gingerfix | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,420 | todayilearned | dfnrhr2 |
what changed | garbage_water | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,443 | todayilearned | dfnrifq |
People were idiots back then wow. | sexcrazyy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,586 | todayilearned | dfnrmyc |
All of these reasons make me love Gingers even more. | geetarzrkool | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,591 | todayilearned | dfnrn4a |
Have you met the Irish. | pyrostream | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,623 | todayilearned | dfnro4u |
A damn shame my favorite type happens to be Spanish red heads. | smashsenpai | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,660 | todayilearned | dfnrpdj |
No wonder redheads are my fetish | MasterSandBoxer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,809 | todayilearned | dfnru5s |
Aah spanish inquisition... The IS of that time. | Augustu5 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,831 | todayilearned | dfnruv4 |
Lol f***ing dumbasses. | SubterrelProspector | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,853 | todayilearned | dfnrvj1 |
I knew there was something wrong with my sister. | skepticalspectacle1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,926 | todayilearned | dfnrxvp |
It was used as a way to find out who was Jewish because historically it was also associated with Jews. | KingJonStarkgeryan1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,959 | todayilearned | dfnryys |
And the "because we just know" school of scientific thought proudly remains alive to this day, in the US Republican Party. | geekisphere | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,083 | todayilearned | dfns32s |
No wonder I only date redheads. | Doitforthechesty | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,097 | todayilearned | dfns3j8 |
Isn't it common knowledge that red haired people were associated with witches in medieval times? | Bohzee | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,105 | todayilearned | dfns3sh |
They are evil though. | CircusNinja75 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,228 | todayilearned | dfns7uq |
weird, I was just eating there last week and they never even mentioned it. | BlackVelvetBandit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,235 | todayilearned | dfns82d |
TIL there is a website dedicated to these things. | carlominus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,274 | todayilearned | dfns9dz |
Amazing that all the way back then, without the scientific tools of today, people were able to make such accurate observations. | tgifmondays | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,360 | todayilearned | dfnsc76 |
Much of this is still believed by the Trump base. | stonewallb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,501 | todayilearned | dfnsgsg |
No one expects the spanish inquisition. | maxle100 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,549 | todayilearned | dfnsibo |
Reading all these comments it seems like I was the only redhead that wasn't bullied as a child. | irishmountaingoat | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,683 | todayilearned | dfnsmqa |
And it all still applies today. | flatlin3r | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,765 | todayilearned | dfnsph9 |
So are we just making shit up now on TIL and not reading the article? | Natdaprat | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,811 | todayilearned | dfnsr0j |
People are dumb as fuck. | PSX_ | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,868 | todayilearned | dfnssz7 |
Wont someone stop that company | greiton | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,055 | todayilearned | dfnsz5s |
But redheads are the hottest . | Beastinkid | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,153 | todayilearned | dfnt2fx |
Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition! | ScholarOfTwilight | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,363 | todayilearned | dfnt9fh |
ugh but someone on the internet called me gay AND i have to wait 4 months for the next marvel movie AND donald trump is president this is literally the worst time period ever and im living in it | turddit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,420 | todayilearned | dfntbbs |
Who has hair so red they think it's from the fires of hell? | ribcracker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,779 | todayilearned | dfntn9f |
I have red hair and when I was in China and outside of the Beijing and Shanghai people would stop me in the streets to take pictures with me. | benjermanfranklyn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,801 | todayilearned | dfnto0i |
Tldr: gingers suck | foxinthesky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,505 | todayilearned | dfnubcy |
Iirc red heads were considered to be sons of Cain in the Middle Ages. | EnIdiot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,815 | todayilearned | dfnuljn |
Midievel gingers will devour your soul because they have none. | JohnnySpaceCommando | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,382 | todayilearned | dfnww8a |
Having raised a 7 year old redhead and 4 year old redhead thus far, I can confirm this. | daintyhobo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,224 | todayilearned | dfnxnyo |
More like they were hot back then too and that's just how men described their sexual feelings in those days. | KablooieKablam | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,304 | todayilearned | dfo13yp |
This screams Writing Prompts. | Eddiiiiiieee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,399 | todayilearned | dfo1zmw |
Now we just say things like "they have no souls" or "beat em like a red headed step child" | EarthsFinePrint | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,824 | todayilearned | dfo3vwr |
What else do the Russians want us to think? | lanboyo | 22 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,126 | politics | dfnbyh5 |
More bullshit from this guy? | honorablemention1 | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,184 | politics | dfnbzs7 |
Wikileaks lost all credibility when they became Putin's patsy. | conanthecnidarian | 59 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,199 | politics | dfnc02s |
Hey leakers, don't send anything to putin via julian assange | Holden_Coalfield | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,211 | politics | dfnc0c7 |
Oh yes Wikileaks, they are a reliable source. | roadtrip-ne | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,243 | politics | dfnc11p |
It's funny because WikiLeaks is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Kremlin | omoneypaymoney | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,276 | politics | dfnc1sx |
Wikileaks is likely being funded by Russia and China to help undermine confidence in US democracy. | [deleted] | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,965,279 | politics | dfnc1vh |
I don't trust Wikileaks anymore...actually almost not trusting anyone but screw Assange. | bizzyjay | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,966,152 | politics | dfncm8r |
Wikileaks, everyone with a brain knows who you work for now. | newsified | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,338 | politics | dfndfiw |
Right on cue. | pro_skub_neutrality | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,359 | politics | dfndg1p |
Nice try, GRU. | black_krim | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,967,889 | politics | dfndtqx |
WikiLeaks is shit. | FredTheManiac | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,309 | politics | dfo491a |
Tank god. | Mechanical_Holy_Wood | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,440 | Warthunder | dfoa8gy |
wow I must be a skin cell bc I am also cancerous and bad at dying | glasscoughs_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,476 | todayilearned | dfoa9f5 |
Why dont we treat ALL cancer with suntan lotion | LordRahl1986 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,350 | todayilearned | dfoedwz |
But if the cancer ends up killing us, then haven't the cells technically succeeded? | Dotrue | 89 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,917 | todayilearned | dfnvl7s |
The best comments are always in the comments. | 156153156153 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,557 | todayilearned | dfo3oix |
If you kill yourself then you live, but if you don't kill yourself, you die? | EpicPersonified | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,754 | todayilearned | dfo63ki |
No shit | gagnonca | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,961 | todayilearned | dfo6zpt |
Melanin seems a cleaner solution, tbh. | Daimoth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,932 | todayilearned | dfo95dk |
That's really hardcore actually! | Megafeto | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,075 | todayilearned | dfo9925 |
What are sun tans considered? | RetardedRedditors101 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,358 | todayilearned | dfo9g9c |
GG Skincells | drcash360-2ndaccount | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,467 | todayilearned | dfo9j0b |
Sunscreen is amazing. | Marpl | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,579 | todayilearned | dfo9lwq |
Suicide is badass! | Unusualmann | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,606 | todayilearned | dfo9mkw |
I've read it's also because of the heat caused by increased blood flow in response to the DNA damage. | youwigglewithagiggle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,842 | todayilearned | dfo9smu |
Cancer is such a fucker. | Liberobscura | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,147 | todayilearned | dfoa0q1 |
That's cool, you made it to the top 10 of the day on all! | SupremeDesigner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,180 | todayilearned | dfoa1nc |
Same | DoctorNoname98 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,321 | todayilearned | dfoa5c5 |
I came here to see why the hulk is the thumbnail | Daddy_Big_Big | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,451 | todayilearned | dfoa8qh |
What the fuck does the hulk have to do with sunburn? | ExtensionSnails | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,640 | todayilearned | dfoadnp |
So, as someone that pretty much just turns brown the next day, skipping the burn and blistering... does that mean my skin cells are either regenerating exceptionally quickly, or just don't love me enough to kill themselves? | An_Anaithnid | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,795 | todayilearned | dfoahlp |
Good guy sunburn? | helplinesdontwork | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,239 | todayilearned | dfoasx5 |
So the cure for cancer is to burn your self! | Jonelololol | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,723 | todayilearned | dfob5j4 |
This makes it seem 1000 times more horrible. | Thats_right_asshole | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,339 | todayilearned | dfocb46 |
This is scarier than them just being damaged | theevilhillbilly | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,956 | todayilearned | dfocqcc |
Metal. | themenace117 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,539 | todayilearned | dfod4ty |
it's kinda wild to see somebody get 47.7k upvotes for a fact i slept through last year in HS biology | GiantKohaku | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,757 | todayilearned | dfodafi |
And yet people wants to beleive we come from evolution... | solis897 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,169 | todayilearned | dfofnaz |
So if I don't sunburn easily, does that actually mean I have a higher chance of developing skin cancer? | Planejet42 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,113 | todayilearned | dfogws8 |
Metal | Cakapoo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,814 | todayilearned | dfohbtv |
Good guy DNA | kopykat24 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,330 | todayilearned | dfoi8dt |
O7 | redditingatwork23 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,403 | todayilearned | dfoia22 |
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. | CommanderOfTrash | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,046 | todayilearned | dfoj8yh |
Thank you, cells | abrakalemon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,440 | todayilearned | dfon0gh |
So, what we're feeling is a crazy-huge amount of apoptosis. | antney0615 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,339 | todayilearned | dfoqt7e |
Thymine dimers mate | nigganationz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,854 | todayilearned | dfou6uv |
I thought other cells kill them? | r_politics_is_shills | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,061,753 | todayilearned | dfp1hw8 |
Metal as fuck! | Heavy_Riffs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,066,313 | todayilearned | dfp4pav |
Where does it say that in the article? | Choralone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,100,622 | todayilearned | dfprd0s |
huh... so that's how the Hulk got his power. | zaphod_beeble_bro | 254 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,575 | todayilearned | dfnfx9m |
So what happens if I don't normally sunburn? | richdubya7070 | 45 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,970,706 | todayilearned | dfng13w |
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