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Well that's nice of them | derekantrican | 60 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,971,632 | todayilearned | dfngsvd |
So, what you're saying is that cancer is really just cells that forgot how to die? | TheRiverOtter | 4,495 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,972,298 | todayilearned | dfnhddr |
I remember the mnemonic from power school about the effects of radiation: Good Daughter (normal cell growth) Bad Daughter (cancerous cell growth) Dead Daughter (damaged cell that can't continue growth) No Daughter (incapable of growth) | hellionzzz | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,223 | todayilearned | dfni6in |
Your cells died for your skins. | Nomicakes | 967 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,439 | todayilearned | dfnidi6 |
You either die a cell, or live long enough to become the cancer. | Acidsparx | 703 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,479 | todayilearned | dfnieu5 |
Cellular apoptosis is the technical terms and it's metal as fuck. | Mooterconkey | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,973,804 | todayilearned | dfnipnz |
That's metal af | lopmom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,025 | todayilearned | dfnjtvs |
So what's the difference between a sunburn and a 1st degree burn from fire in regards to DNA damage. | sm_ar_ta_ss | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,521 | todayilearned | dfnka7j |
Eh, would that not mean no sunburn = higher possiblity of skin cancer ? | SweetSweetInternet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,609 | todayilearned | dfnkd4q |
Wow thats the equivalent of someone killing themselves after being bit by a zombie | B4XTER99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,975,689 | todayilearned | dfnkfrk |
All the more reason why I fucking hate sunlight | captmotorcycle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,976,253 | todayilearned | dfnky3z |
me too thanks | artemasad | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,664 | todayilearned | dfnm8t2 |
next time I tell an internet stranger to kill themseves or hope they get cancer I now know the two are counter intuitive | MrPoughkeepsie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,694 | todayilearned | dfnm9s9 |
Jesus, imagine if we regress because of technology and everyone ends up having full body skin cancer | dperraetkt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,739 | todayilearned | dfnmb7i |
Stupid survivor cells | willpump4gas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,009 | todayilearned | dfnmk58 |
Wait, so what does that mean for someone who like me who doesn't get sunburns? | shinslap | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,284 | todayilearned | dfnmt6x |
Thank you Skin. | Irish_Collector | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,425 | todayilearned | dfnmxro |
The ultimate act of taking one for the team! | istlabos | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,800 | todayilearned | dfnn9xl |
So are heart attacks just like the heart cells killing themselves to kill me to protect me from getting a heart attack | assbaring69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,875 | todayilearned | dfnncbd |
Is it just me, or does this make you really sad for your cells. | gunsandposies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,938 | todayilearned | dfnnefc |
I can't wait until summer so I can get my sexy ass tan back. | strboole | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,955 | todayilearned | dfnnf0p |
This doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough to refute it. | thomasjulius | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,096 | todayilearned | dfnnjky |
soo... they get damaged and dies? | yourfakeness | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,219 | todayilearned | dfnnnn2 |
Apoptosis bitches | djustinblake | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,742 | todayilearned | dfno4v0 |
That thumbnail. | Lefty_22 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,866 | todayilearned | dfno8xm |
so dna is not part of the cell? | jackdeboer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,263 | todayilearned | dfnom42 |
Even though I know this is a very good thing, it is extremely unsettling to me | MakuyiMom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,451 | todayilearned | dfnosc5 |
What about tans? | gablerr | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,182 | todayilearned | dfnpgf3 |
So the ones that want to go out fighting give us cancer! | addison92 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,518 | todayilearned | dfnprgq |
That's bleak - thinking about how many billions of suicides I've caused in my life. | heroicbill | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,882 | todayilearned | dfnq3eb |
Holy fuck | GlueGuns--Cool | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,268 | todayilearned | dfnqfuw |
Am I the only one seeing a picture of the Hulk here? | The_Red_Apple | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,276 | todayilearned | dfnqg4s |
He died for your skins | vinegarstrokes1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,608 | todayilearned | dfnqqza |
So, is Donald Trump dead inside? | aaraujo1973 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,666 | todayilearned | dfnqsv5 |
makes you rethink tanning | malamoote | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,788 | todayilearned | dfnqx0u |
So, basically the skin cells get damaged by the Sun and die then... | twjolson | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,144 | todayilearned | dfns54q |
Likewise, there are some people who should kill themselves before causing cancer. | AJPowers17123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,226 | todayilearned | dfnt4tl |
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." | NewAndAwesome | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,332 | todayilearned | dfnt8fk |
heroic | ArchdeaconWeasel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,390 | todayilearned | dfntabh |
Then why does my skin feel hot and extra sensitive to being slapped after I get sun burned? | DongleNocker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,453 | todayilearned | dfntcee |
How honorable | Stealthy_Bird | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,488 | todayilearned | dfntdlu |
Except you just described the same thing as being damaged by the sun and dying, but with slightly more detail. | BobbyGabagool | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,569 | todayilearned | dfntg9j |
TIL that star matter that turned into biological cells kill themselves to protect me from newer stars. | TrueRadicalDreamer | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,578 | todayilearned | dfntgka |
So those who sunburn more are less likely to get cancer? | chubbshuevos | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,627 | todayilearned | dfnti60 |
So, in effect, isn't the sun technically killing the cells? | Trumps_hairfluff | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,649 | todayilearned | dfntiwg |
Take me with you | SenorPerico | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,669 | todayilearned | dfntjjg |
Sudoku to protect family honor | DonkeyKonga33 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,673 | todayilearned | dfntjoq |
you can say they commit... cellpuku | xquzion | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,754 | todayilearned | dfntmdv |
Annnd all of a sudden staying outside seems a lot scarier. | Korpse223 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,990 | todayilearned | dfntu7l |
TIL: I can kill myself to avoid being cancer | CableRepairSherlock | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,028 | todayilearned | dfntvi8 |
Taking one for the team. | Abomination822 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,029 | todayilearned | dfntvk0 |
Anyone else wondering why The Hulk is in the image because it's UV rays that do this damage and not gamma rays, or am I just that much of a nerd? | bluemaciz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,055 | todayilearned | dfntwg3 |
Wouldn't it be great if there was some magical cream we could put over our skin cells to block them from getting burned? | ranscapture | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,194 | todayilearned | dfnu13u |
Horrifying. | SchismSEO | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,262 | todayilearned | dfnu3ce |
mass cellular suicide | electroze | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,299 | todayilearned | dfnu4ka |
So wait, does this mean that if you don't get sunburned easily that your skin cells are doing a shitty job killing themselves and you are going to get cancer? | nybbas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,344 | todayilearned | dfnu5zs |
So it's a mass sudoku? | kimilil | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,389 | todayilearned | dfnu7h3 |
"Do you have a moment to talk about our savior?" | Fuck-_-Reddit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,433 | todayilearned | dfnu8zh |
Salute | materics | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,445 | todayilearned | dfnu9d5 |
Okay, but why is the picture of the Hulk? | immortalreploid | 29 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,470 | todayilearned | dfnua7u |
That's Metal AF | StoneSoul | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,471 | todayilearned | dfnua8r |
I'm learning way too much today. | Jwhitx | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,512 | todayilearned | dfnubkg |
So when you tell someone to KYS for the better of the planet it's not wrong, right? | BaSkA_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,519 | todayilearned | dfnubsw |
Way to take one for the team skin cells. | psychothumbs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,601 | todayilearned | dfnueik |
So... then what is suntan? | masterCAKE | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,611 | todayilearned | dfnueua |
Enchanting how evolution can do this magic task of bioengineering. | MushFarmer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,656 | todayilearned | dfnugbe |
So honorabu | Pianohombre | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,830 | todayilearned | dfnum2f |
Self destruct sequence innitiated. | deeluna | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,852 | todayilearned | dfnumql |
Very honorable | harold_demure | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,904 | todayilearned | dfnuodw |
Does this mean that people who burn easy are less susecptible to cancer or more? | thisguy9898 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,943 | todayilearned | dfnupnt |
That's metal af. | Yokaren | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,958 | todayilearned | dfnuq5s |
I wish the guys at 4chan had the decency of a sunburned skin cell. | roeyjevels | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,028 | todayilearned | dfnusdw |
Thank you for your sacrifice, cells. | PM_ME_YOUR_BYOOB | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,046 | todayilearned | dfnusx2 |
Apoptosis - programmed cell death. | FUCKYOUINYOURFACE | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,076 | todayilearned | dfnuty6 |
Cell bros making the ultimate sacrifice | thuggyt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,175 | todayilearned | dfnux4v |
That's lit as fuck. | Kayy- | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,200 | todayilearned | dfnuxye |
Well I never get sunburnt, time to die | oryan_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,202 | todayilearned | dfnuy0x |
That is terrifying | dgatz12 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,246 | todayilearned | dfnuzgu |
Is like Numancia all over your body | Ziegfried_SvR | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,269 | todayilearned | dfnv07k |
Is no one going to mention the thumbnail is the hulk?. | themech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,322 | todayilearned | dfnv1vi |
That's the saddest fucking thing I've ever heard. | porwegiannussy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,368 | todayilearned | dfnv3c9 |
Suicidal skin cells | i_am_omega | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,477 | todayilearned | dfnv6x2 |
wat | snickernoodl3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,492 | todayilearned | dfnv7eb |
Is this just an explanation for retards or what really happens? | CareForOurAdivasis | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,548 | todayilearned | dfnv97d |
and people say robots are cool, this is some hardcore shit. | mrtangelo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,629 | todayilearned | dfnvbvj |
Also known as apoptosis, one of the coolest words ever. | Library_IT_guy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,782 | todayilearned | dfnvgsu |
this is one of the most interest TILs I've read | kdawg8888 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,004 | todayilearned | dfnvo21 |
Good Guy Skin Cell | KanyeCancelled | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,083 | todayilearned | dfnvqkv |
TIL I love sunburn...? | JustJoeWiard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,299 | todayilearned | dfnvxan |
That just sounds like damage with extra steps | Spanone1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,439 | todayilearned | dfnw1tj |
Ultimate solution for sunburn: play Fallout 4, you'll never go outside again. | NightPilot14 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,557 | todayilearned | dfnw5mu |
So, if we hadn't evolved to do this, we would have to be nocturnal, or everyone would have cancer? | TLDeck | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,716 | todayilearned | dfnwaq9 |
That's so metal | redtoasti | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,796 | todayilearned | dfnwdc9 |
is it Thymine thymine dymers? | dude_42 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,930 | todayilearned | dfnwhle |
Skin Cells: "We're hurting you because we love you." | CosmicNoire | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,933 | todayilearned | dfnwhoq |
That's metal. | PM_ME_IF_YOU_NASTY | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,935 | todayilearned | dfnwhqo |
Do you get sunburned or sunburnt? | dont_worry_im_here | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,954 | todayilearned | dfnwicl |
So much that people take for granted, no one really even knows how hard our body works to keep us alive... man I take way too much for granted | Williaf | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,970 | todayilearned | dfnwiuj |
The real MVPs. | zgarbas | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,045 | todayilearned | dfnwl7n |
I did already know this but it really is astonishing | ThePixelCutter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,054 | todayilearned | dfnwli5 |
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