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"I'm sorry, my love" *kills itself at checkpoint* | genericname__ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,089 | todayilearned | dfnwmpg |
Gotta hate those thymine dimers | Waffleici | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,152 | todayilearned | dfnwosn |
TIL my cells are japanese | Synochra | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,155 | todayilearned | dfnwovk |
Doesn't the title say that your cells don't get damaged and die, they get damaged and kill themselves | Early_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,236 | todayilearned | dfnwrjz |
And this is why I never go in the sun | vidyagames | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,350 | todayilearned | dfnwv8w |
Why is the thumbnail the hulk? | Cpt_Jones | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,392 | todayilearned | dfnwwk7 |
WOW, this is a good TIL, had no idea either. | Aleforge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,419 | todayilearned | dfnwxe8 |
Good guy skin cells. | oh_sugarsnaps | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,551 | todayilearned | dfnx1q8 |
Now I'm picturing a bunch of cells committing sepuku. | NickPickle05 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,560 | todayilearned | dfnx21f |
That sounds a lot worse... Pardon me while I reach for the sunscreen. | Nephroidofdoom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,595 | todayilearned | dfnx37z |
Top 10 most noble anime sacrifices ;-;7 | LunacyTwo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,608 | todayilearned | dfnx3nb |
I fail to see a distinction in what the headline is trying to contrast. | ImpostorSyndromish | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,781 | todayilearned | dfnx9eh |
Good guy skin cell, sacrifices himself to save the whole. | NTRedmage | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,834 | todayilearned | dfnxb65 |
Just gonna get a little bit of cancer Stan | soupx360a | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,873 | todayilearned | dfnxcgn |
As you age your body obviously doesn't repair itself as quick and efficient as it would when you're younger.. So if someone older is exposing themselves to the sun let's say at the beach compared to someone young do they have a higher chance of having melanoma because their skin cells don't die and repair like the younger person's skin? | NeverToYield | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,905 | todayilearned | dfnxdhs |
That's metal | BlackLiquidSrw | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,913 | todayilearned | dfnxdra |
Good lookin' out, cells. | GentlemanOffender | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,944 | todayilearned | dfnxere |
Soooo, if I go out into the sun where everyone else is burning but I'm I'm fine and don't get burnt, does that mean I'm getting cancer instead? | BrkIt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,198 | todayilearned | dfnxn3q |
Whoever said chivalry is dead clearly wore sunscreen | 1Pseudonym1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,275 | todayilearned | dfnxpit |
Either way, fuck the sun. | TheNargafrantz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,368 | todayilearned | dfnxsiv |
I wish I was a skin cell in the sun | BasicSpidertron | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,410 | todayilearned | dfnxtue |
Whoa, this makes me take sunburns a lot more seriously. | bergamaut | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,426 | todayilearned | dfnxue2 |
Skin cells aren't the only cells that do this either. | timeslider | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,430 | todayilearned | dfnxuh6 |
So it's your skin cell's being damaged by the sun and dying? | bigschmitt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,461 | todayilearned | dfnxvhk |
Classic Apoptosis | snapshotstriker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,539 | todayilearned | dfnxy0w |
Both sentences are true, it's just that the second sentence is more specific than the first | Fartfenoogin | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,557 | todayilearned | dfnxykd |
In other words, sunburn is caused by your skin cells being damaged by the sun and dying. | ScatmanDosh | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,563 | todayilearned | dfnxyrm |
Either you die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. | perduraboo | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,616 | todayilearned | dfny0d9 |
Aw now I feel bad | mrmattolsen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,626 | todayilearned | dfny0nu |
And if I remember correctly from bio 101, cancer happens when apoptosis (programmed cell death) fails. | givemegingerale | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,698 | todayilearned | dfny2y4 |
I've become a cancer on society because they didn't let me kill myself earlier on :( | Universeintheflesh | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,751 | todayilearned | dfny4jh |
As a pale ass fuck that never burns does this mean I'm screwed | ninjadinosir | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,808 | todayilearned | dfny6af |
That what it feels like | Gunslinger_11 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,825 | todayilearned | dfny6tk |
Good guy skin cell. | notquiteotaku | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,870 | todayilearned | dfny896 |
I never knew skin cells could be so Nobel | TerminalReddit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,075 | todayilearned | dfnyeh3 |
Apoptosis yo. | Ickydumdum | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,187 | todayilearned | dfnyhyr |
Apoptosis | jmac217 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,268 | todayilearned | dfnykia |
Maybe a dumb question, but does this mean that people who peel after a sunburn rather than tanning are less susceptible to skin cancer? | WhiteKnight1368 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,317 | todayilearned | dfnylz3 |
Sudoku is for the good of the samelrice | Profoundpanda420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,342 | todayilearned | dfnymr8 |
But...eventually someone screws it up, then MELANOMA! | greybeardtech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,345 | todayilearned | dfnymun |
So essentially, the damage caused by the sun, causes the cells to die. | doopdogg | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,402 | todayilearned | dfnyon3 |
Do the cells kill themselves or is it that most often the DNA damage makes the cell no longer viable. | fishlover | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,546 | todayilearned | dfnyt49 |
Bless the skin cells! | looptyparadise | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,587 | todayilearned | dfnyude |
So when we get skin cancer, is that because our cells failed to do their duty by killing themselves? | xGibs99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,670 | todayilearned | dfnywv4 |
At first I doubted the credibility of the hulk on this, then I realized he's A Doctor who worked on mutating cells, so it's cool. | AM_ME_SOME_CEREAL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,670 | todayilearned | dfnywv5 |
skin cells at the real MVP | TrumpsMightyWall | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,892 | todayilearned | dfnz3qs |
"Wear your sunscreen and try to stay away from uranium mines." | nutloafwednesdays | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,921 | todayilearned | dfnz4lu |
If only humanity would think this way right? | digmystache | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,193 | todayilearned | dfnzcwo |
That's metal af | mdh15 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,239 | todayilearned | dfnzebf |
TIL skin cells are able to perform seppuku. | Kotaro_14 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,248 | todayilearned | dfnzeko |
*many skin cells died to bring you this tan* | arjunt1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,310 | todayilearned | dfnzgik |
They have brought dishonor to famiry and must seppuku | Taiyaki11 | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,377 | todayilearned | dfnzike |
WHY IS THE HULK INVOLVED | 419dontblazeyetfagot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,624 | todayilearned | dfnzqah |
Thank you crazy DNA | ifartsometimes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,636 | todayilearned | dfnzqnm |
"Sunburn is not caused by your skin cells being damaged by the Sun and dying, it's caused by your skin cells being damaged by the Sun and dying so they don't turn into cancer" | jloy88 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,696 | todayilearned | dfnzsfe |
Thanks, good guy skin cells! | vato915 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,724 | todayilearned | dfnzt9t |
It's called radiation. | Prester_John_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,756 | todayilearned | dfnzu9z |
Oh my god, my poor cells. | mountgeryon | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,827 | todayilearned | dfnzwgr |
I should also try to kill myself when I become cancer | ringkun | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,843 | todayilearned | dfnzwxw |
Cancer is dishonorabruuuuuuu | 1nfinite_Zer0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,883 | todayilearned | dfnzy75 |
Basic bio.... | yosoyellogan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,892 | todayilearned | dfnzyfn |
Taking one for the team on a whole new level. | Hayden445 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,028 | todayilearned | dfo02me |
You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain | sickfee55 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,034 | todayilearned | dfo02sm |
Damn, real mvps | endwolf76 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,265 | todayilearned | dfo09st |
So, sunburn is cellular suicide to prevent melanoma. | PoundNaCL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,304 | todayilearned | dfo0b0j |
TIL that I will never go outside again. | NikThaGreat9 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,353 | todayilearned | dfo0cj2 |
TIL My skin cells are my own personal Jesus. | jpruinc | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,437 | todayilearned | dfo0f3q |
This makes me terrified to go outside | thrixle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,494 | todayilearned | dfo0gvo |
TIL our skin cells are true bros. | Ineffable_yet_f-able | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,539 | todayilearned | dfo0i4s |
This is one of the most interesting TILs I've seen yet. | kristachio | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,574 | todayilearned | dfo0j5v |
Isn't that basically the same thing? | cpavlina | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,639 | todayilearned | dfo0kx5 |
Skin cells the real MVP | sunofspeed | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,906 | todayilearned | dfo0saa |
Good guy skin cell | Drosett | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,916 | todayilearned | dfo0skl |
Ok, ELI5 how do the cells know their DNA is damaged? | Dragon7076 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,004 | todayilearned | dfo0v40 |
I literally learned this in middle school | BFCE | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,038 | todayilearned | dfo0w48 |
GG skin cells: they pay the ultimate sacrifice to keep the cancer away! | LifeTrip | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,180 | todayilearned | dfo109u |
Said the sunscreen sales man | Raw_Elk_Boy_24 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,410 | todayilearned | dfo172s |
Cell: ah sun, gotta kms | memeg0dd3ss | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,508 | todayilearned | dfo19zu |
#whitepeopleproblems #getsommelaninhonkey | Rushtoprintyearone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,582 | todayilearned | dfo1c7j |
Why is the image associated with this article Hulk? | HubblePie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,729 | todayilearned | dfo1ggt |
What about people who don't burn, are their cells stronger or weaker? | daddy_nasa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,837 | todayilearned | dfo1jjg |
This is terrifying. | JonathanMcFall | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,884 | todayilearned | dfo1ku9 |
So metal | SmithyWerbenJagerman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,283 | todayilearned | dfo1wcj |
It's called apoptosis. | ThePoliteCanadian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,291 | todayilearned | dfo1wki |
Translation: The sun hates white people? | Caese_Rulez | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,321 | todayilearned | dfo1xew |
Woot woot | locke573 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,656 | todayilearned | dfo2751 |
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN! | kigid | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,899 | todayilearned | dfo2e5c |
Cancer is God's way of making the world a better place by thinning the herd. | jacobslighthouse | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,945 | todayilearned | dfo2ffm |
I see you were listening to NPR today too. | youstayclass-c | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,948 | todayilearned | dfo2fiy |
So what you're saying is, cancer is caused by cowardly, selfishcells who won't die for the greater good? | brecka | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,059 | todayilearned | dfo2il5 |
*killing themcellves. | sooperdooperboi | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,387 | todayilearned | dfo2rld |
Damn that is horrifying. | aerovado | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,397 | todayilearned | dfo2rvc |
as a biologist, yeah, forgot people didnt know that | TheDanBurglar | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,583 | todayilearned | dfo2x3y |
Metal | TheGreatBenjie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,594 | todayilearned | dfo2xfo |
SIGKILL | jaranimo95 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,680 | todayilearned | dfo2ztr |
So Sun rays can change DNA? | jrzang89 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,696 | todayilearned | dfo308r |
but why is the thumbnail the hulk | zeion | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,097 | todayilearned | dfo3bdz |
If it isn't *actual* damage then how can sunburn lead to 3rd/2nd/1st degree burns? | SteamandDream | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,162 | todayilearned | dfo3d6z |
Skin cell is my boy yo | vuachoikham167 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,171 | todayilearned | dfo3dgn |
How nice of them. | raspymorten | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,171 | todayilearned | dfo3dgp |
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