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....yay! | YayTheRedHead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,874 | todayilearned | dfno976 |
The more things change, the more they stay the same | mhutch312 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,879 | todayilearned | dfno9c9 |
*Witchcraft and Hairesy | ironic_snobbery | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,948 | todayilearned | dfnobmq |
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition | famguy123 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,982 | todayilearned | dfnocs5 |
TIL; It has always sucked to be a ginger | BeastModular | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,031 | todayilearned | dfnoeeq |
Damn poor gingers can't catch a break | evilhaggis | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,047 | todayilearned | dfnoex8 |
As a redhead, I will accept that I stole fires from hell. | S_P_A_C_E-MAN | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,083 | todayilearned | dfnog2y |
Just checking in. | LadyGingerGiant | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,088 | todayilearned | dfnog9s |
* Item * Item * Item * Item * Item * Item * Item * Item | HOW_EL_EL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,097 | todayilearned | dfnogkf |
I wonder what they thought about Achilles then? | Katella57 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,154 | todayilearned | dfnoih3 |
Thanks for fucking that up, Spain! | PM_CUTEnCURVY_GIRLS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,180 | todayilearned | dfnojc9 |
In Alexander Dumas novel *Le Meneur de Loups* (The Wolf Leader) a guy makes a deal with a wolf: he can make a wish but everytime he does one of his hairs turns red, a sign of his gradual degradation. | loboMuerto | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,184 | todayilearned | dfnojgo |
Humans are fucking stupid | Demos181 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,196 | todayilearned | dfnojv5 |
When I read shit like this I wonder how stupid people will think we were a couple hundred years from now. | Mr_Moneyshot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,252 | todayilearned | dfnolrw |
And to this day, redheads are persecuted as soulless monsters. | thebardass | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,278 | todayilearned | dfnomme |
I mean, have you dated a redhead? | NHMasshole | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,310 | todayilearned | dfnono8 |
People in medieval times were really dumb | exceptlovingme | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,315 | todayilearned | dfnonuk |
Came here for "nobody expects the Spanish inquisition" joke and left disappointed | JustThatGuyBen | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,342 | todayilearned | dfnoorm |
TIL people are pretty stupid | tykeryerson | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,349 | todayilearned | dfnooz9 |
No one expects the Spanish inquisition! | Dan_J-C | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,355 | todayilearned | dfnop6e |
Am I the only one who sees the backwards description of what people used to believe about redheads as a cool set of powers and origin story for a badass ginger hero/heroine | bayardbeware85 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,358 | todayilearned | dfnop9p |
People were/are stupid. | nikreasoner | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,457 | todayilearned | dfnosjl |
No wonder I have a fetish for red heads as an atheist. | potato_control | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,472 | todayilearned | dfnot2a |
Which is why I want to fuck them so badly | olmikeyy | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,478 | todayilearned | dfnotaa |
"And how do we know she is a witch?" | buckethealien | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,611 | todayilearned | dfnoxq6 |
Why do they always kill the witches, rather than learn their secrets? | continuousQ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,648 | todayilearned | dfnoywi |
Knew it all along | Harry-Seaward | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,697 | todayilearned | dfnp0hv |
Dang...thats not wavey at all | black_brotha | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,744 | todayilearned | dfnp21w |
damn you gingers! | evenios | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,779 | todayilearned | dfnp364 |
This is pretty accurate to red heads today. | NetContribution | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,786 | todayilearned | dfnp3fg |
Do you think the people in charge of the Inquisition really believed that nonsense, or was this a case of "They stole the fires from hell *WINK WINK*" as an excuse to just have another large group of people to steal / rape / torture? | Perditius | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,794 | todayilearned | dfnp3nv |
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! | starman123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,809 | todayilearned | dfnp44v |
Is this why racism existed against the Irish? | RaiderDamus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,828 | todayilearned | dfnp4r2 |
Nobody expected that | TheBaileyK | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,828 | todayilearned | dfnp4r9 |
Red hair can be a blessing! | RandomKindnews | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,854 | todayilearned | dfnp5mb |
Only a Ginger can call another Ginger a heretic. | BandDirectorOK | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,935 | todayilearned | dfnp89t |
Why was stealing from hell a bad thing? | InsideOutVoices | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,970 | todayilearned | dfnp9fq |
I've been to Medieval Times, and this never happened. | Sanhael | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,995 | todayilearned | dfnpa78 |
Some things never change. | notorious98 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,049 | todayilearned | dfnpbzy |
How can one steal fire? | IntricateSunlight | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,093 | todayilearned | dfnpdhb |
As they very well should've | Stickybubs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,136 | todayilearned | dfnpewv |
DAMN Triss merigold ,always causing trouble. | xToweliee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,207 | todayilearned | dfnpha2 |
I'm a ginger and it still seems that way. | applejackrr | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,208 | todayilearned | dfnphb6 |
And not much has changed in all these years. | Quixotic_X | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,237 | todayilearned | dfnpia7 |
Is that why so many people find red heads "hot"? | DisdainInTheBrain | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,309 | todayilearned | dfnpknk |
IIRC they used redheaded virgin prepubescent boys urine to make stained glass windows. | I_am_jacks_reddit | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,312 | todayilearned | dfnpkst |
Dating a red-headed woman and can confirm all this is true. | PM_UR_NUDE_BODY | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,340 | todayilearned | dfnplql |
Kind of like "blondes have more fun" the promiscuity thing is more of an attractive thing about redheads now. | BenjaminTalam | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,366 | todayilearned | dfnpml0 |
Upvote for upvoting me | dildoscwagginz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,407 | todayilearned | dfnpnwb |
I didn't expect that. | Ass_wiper | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,442 | todayilearned | dfnpp0e |
We don't have souls either. | Ass_wiper | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,479 | todayilearned | dfnpq7d |
That explains my weakness for girls with red hair. | cats_n_cakefactories | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,489 | todayilearned | dfnpqiy |
Red hair still is associated with moral degradation and promiscuity; just like how blonde hair is associated with stupidity, it's just a stereotype (probably). | mathmannix | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,500 | todayilearned | dfnpqv6 |
So.... pretty much just like today? | antika0n | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,551 | todayilearned | dfnpsjj |
I knew that I was damned. | copper8061 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,582 | todayilearned | dfnptl3 |
God is real | fizznukking | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,588 | todayilearned | dfnptsw |
So they **HAVE** met my wife. | zappy487 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,612 | todayilearned | dfnpuke |
gingers: 85% of the advantages of being white and none of the advantages of being a minority. | Stolypin26 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,614 | todayilearned | dfnpune |
Gingers have no souls! | Shabangarang | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,644 | todayilearned | dfnpvl2 |
I seek them out for promiscuity too... Soul or no soul, redheaded girls are animals in bed. | You-Can-Quote-Me | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,647 | todayilearned | dfnpvpc |
They were just jelly | patrick9911 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,658 | todayilearned | dfnpw1t |
Wrong my redhead girlfriend is from heaven | JRFillion | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,676 | todayilearned | dfnpwmw |
That shoud somewhat explain the rarity of natural redheads. | GL4389 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,715 | todayilearned | dfnpxvu |
Hhhh | ayouber | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,724 | todayilearned | dfnpy7b |
From the sum of my anecdotal knowledge and interactions with redheads, I'm not sure that they were wrong. | CitizenKing | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,766 | todayilearned | dfnpzji |
Asshats | PM_ME_FIT_REDHEADS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,771 | todayilearned | dfnpzoz |
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! | GLArndt | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,778 | todayilearned | dfnpzx5 |
God people are so fucking stupid | ThisIsMeHelloYou | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,815 | todayilearned | dfnq14i |
fuck that restaurant for discriminating against redheads | LazarusLong1981 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,830 | todayilearned | dfnq1ll |
peeple r dum | lateauden | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,857 | todayilearned | dfnq2i5 |
Fucking religious nutbags | kuwabara_has_a_sword | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,870 | todayilearned | dfnq2yc |
This explains why my girlfriend is a witch who is also freaky in bed. | beer_is_tasty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,890 | todayilearned | dfnq3o5 |
Red in the head, lightning in bed | kimurasunrise | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,922 | todayilearned | dfnq4pg |
Even back then everyone hated gingers. | SmashTheKayaks | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,924 | todayilearned | dfnq4qr |
Why were people so retarded back in the day? | HeroboT | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,931 | todayilearned | dfnq4yu |
People always have been, and always will be, complete and utter morons. | masterots | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,944 | todayilearned | dfnq5dg |
Gingers have it bad even today | supersonic-turtle | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,945 | todayilearned | dfnq5eo |
Oh so that's where Punch a Ginger day came from. | navygent | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,966 | todayilearned | dfnq63e |
Sad! | TechnoYogi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,973 | todayilearned | dfnq6bo |
TIL we still live in Medieval times. | Dukejinx | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,009 | todayilearned | dfnq7gd |
Redheads are the best | The_White_Wolf04 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,017 | todayilearned | dfnq7q2 |
Yet you don't gear redheads still whining about what happened to their people hundreds of yrs ago | pdeluc99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,019 | todayilearned | dfnq7rx |
They had it right, today we know gingers have no souls. | TheBoomerXL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,021 | todayilearned | dfnq7up |
God, humans are so dumb. | LookDaddyImASurfer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,041 | todayilearned | dfnq8ii |
Fucking cults. | LoliSmith | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,055 | todayilearned | dfnq8y7 |
Not a coincidence that redheads tended to come from ethnic minorities - Scots and Irish in Britain, Jews in Spain | eamonn33 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,056 | todayilearned | dfnq8ze |
And human genetics and intelligence hasn't changed a bit since then...or very little. | OracleSeven | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,109 | todayilearned | dfnqaq1 |
And yet religion is still alive and kicking, ignorance is bliss. | monkeyP1E | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,152 | todayilearned | dfnqc3s |
Promiscuous girl Wherever you are I'm all alone And it's you that I want | paddywhack | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,173 | todayilearned | dfnqcsw |
In modern times, gingers are singled out for persecution, believing that they lack a soul | goldgibbon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,213 | todayilearned | dfnqe1s |
Have red hair, moral compass is a little skewed, I've spent the last 20 years consorting with witches, am described as a cat, continuously by girlfriends (who happen to be witches)... there may be something to this. | superjimmyplus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,230 | todayilearned | dfnqel5 |
I know they definitely stole the fire from my below. | rsj19 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,252 | todayilearned | dfnqfba |
That's pretty metal, actually. | JagoAldrin | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,336 | todayilearned | dfnqi38 |
I always had a thing for redheads. | spiderman4657 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,383 | todayilearned | dfnqjmq |
Nah, but they are crazy | ArdBag | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,390 | todayilearned | dfnqjvj |
South park ftw tho :D | Generic_Pete | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,711 | todayilearned | dfnqug2 |
Is it because Judas had red hair too? | eva01beast | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,720 | todayilearned | dfnquqp |
Is it because Judas had red hair too? | eva01beast | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,735 | todayilearned | dfnqv80 |
They aren't wrong | fishwithlegs | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,744 | todayilearned | dfnqvk2 |
TIL people were fucking retarded in medieval times | Btjimmymatt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,790 | todayilearned | dfnqx3e |
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