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That explains a lot about my ex lol | 6senseposter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,410 | todayilearned | dfnm09r |
Jeez some people are such prudes, stealing the flames of hell sounds dope. | anothernewone2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,416 | todayilearned | dfnm0hq |
Yes, christians have always been THAT stupid. | somerandumguy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,416 | todayilearned | dfnm0ia |
I always knew I was a vampire | malamoote | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,419 | todayilearned | dfnm0m9 |
Nothing's changed :) | dovemagic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,420 | todayilearned | dfnm0nl |
And here I thought people were stupid today | freeflyingfudge | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,430 | todayilearned | dfnm0za |
Is this to blame for the rareness of red hair these days? | DirkRight | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,455 | todayilearned | dfnm1tq |
We're still pretty dumb but us humans used to be much less intelligent than we are now. | NoBuysGuy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,460 | todayilearned | dfnm1zk |
prejudice... prejudice never changes | MrPoughkeepsie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,525 | todayilearned | dfnm48i |
BUT SOUTH PARK INVENTED IT | hunkE | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,562 | todayilearned | dfnm5hh |
If I'm correct in saying that Ireland didn't experience much large-scale invasions between the Normans and Cromwell, then this shit makes sense | assbaring69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,594 | todayilearned | dfnm6ib |
Christianity, a religion of peace. | Catorak | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,604 | todayilearned | dfnm6ud |
I mean, did you see the new It trailer? | Long-Schlong-Silvers | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,623 | todayilearned | dfnm7in |
Married to a redhead... can confirm | truckytrailer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,751 | todayilearned | dfnmbmb |
They were also pharoahs in Egypt. | Wyettt | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,754 | todayilearned | dfnmbqc |
Sounds accurate | quokka28012 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,755 | todayilearned | dfnmbqu |
No wonder Europeans love Islamic extremists... LOL | thenefilim | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,778 | todayilearned | dfnmch0 |
Pretty sure my boyfriend still subscribes to these beliefs. | Ruth_Auspitz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,785 | todayilearned | dfnmcpy |
Wow, I never expected that from the Spanish Inquisition. | FukboiMarvi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,789 | todayilearned | dfnmctp |
The fears of Gingervitus have been long founded | Codroy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,799 | todayilearned | dfnmd54 |
Hence, gingers have no souls. | monoxl1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,814 | todayilearned | dfnmdn1 |
Maybe that's why there are fewer of them here in Spain? | mikepa88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,815 | todayilearned | dfnmdo7 |
And in ancient China, Red Hair was associated with nobility. | subshophero | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,866 | todayilearned | dfnmfcs |
Huh that explains Triss in The Witcher | mcbootysauce1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,900 | todayilearned | dfnmggz |
How can each one steal the fires of hell after the first one already stole them? | THISAINTMYJOB | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,914 | todayilearned | dfnmgyj |
Bringing this back is next on the Republican agenda. | autonomousgerm | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,926 | todayilearned | dfnmhek |
Anyone who went to jr high with a supposedly slutty girl nicknamed firecrotch knows this is still true. | GreenMansions | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,935 | todayilearned | dfnmhpg |
Religion...not even once. | orlanderlv | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,962 | todayilearned | dfnmikl |
Is this before or after Queen Elizabeth 1st was kicking Spanish arse? | Fredwestlifeguard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,967 | todayilearned | dfnmiq4 |
That's logical. | ModularCrossLink | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,977,993 | todayilearned | dfnmjlf |
Red on the head, fire in the hole. | Seg_x | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,045 | todayilearned | dfnmlc0 |
This is why I'm into redheads | ToTheRescues | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,076 | todayilearned | dfnmme2 |
The night is dark and full of terrors | orco311 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,088 | todayilearned | dfnmmr5 |
but i love redhead girls... it turns me on | i_choose | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,093 | todayilearned | dfnmmx6 |
Yeah, sounds about right. | sxysteve | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,110 | todayilearned | dfnmngq |
Not just in medieval times.. My grandparent's still think this | SkadZ121 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,162 | todayilearned | dfnmp5t |
You're goddamn right we stole the fires of hell! | NikolaeCeausescu | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,215 | todayilearned | dfnmqwe |
Nobody every expects the Spanish Inquisition. | Hawke84 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,221 | todayilearned | dfnmr3b |
Things I learned from Aubrey Plaza. | ub3rscoober | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,236 | todayilearned | dfnmrke |
Does this play a role in why there are fewer of them? | buhdee4 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,244 | todayilearned | dfnmruv |
Sorry, you lost me somewhere between redheads and degradation. | mrpoopistan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,320 | todayilearned | dfnmuec |
I've always wondered and would love if someone knew the actual historical thoughts behind Elizabeth I having red hair? | matchbox2323 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,350 | todayilearned | dfnmvdk |
Can confirm - my wife and 4 children all have red hair | toremygooch | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,355 | todayilearned | dfnmvj2 |
very sexy lady | techno-HD | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,368 | todayilearned | dfnmvxb |
@lanadoomis | beachc15 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,401 | todayilearned | dfnmwyh |
So basically the medieval version of 'Gingers have no souls'? | kind2311 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,425 | todayilearned | dfnmxqj |
Huh...maybe that's why I have an unhealthy obsession with ginger girls | HO8NO8GO8LIN | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,447 | todayilearned | dfnmyhx |
My people ARE made of hell fire. | TheSingularityEngine | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,513 | todayilearned | dfnn0mw |
Puts the random abuse I received from friends and strangers as a ginger kid into perspective! | Jman7188 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,531 | todayilearned | dfnn16k |
The Medieval Times, was that like The Sun back then? | Cemetary | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,574 | todayilearned | dfnn2l0 |
People suck, then and now. | futureruins | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,627 | todayilearned | dfnn4b3 |
You learned that *today* ? | yoshi570 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,784 | todayilearned | dfnn9d5 |
Well that would have made Game of Thrones that much more interesting. | INTJsCantTolerateMe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,800 | todayilearned | dfnn9x2 |
Imagine being a redhead in medieval times and trying to figure out where the fuck are all those powers you're supposed to have | JesusGAwasOnCD | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,804 | todayilearned | dfnna1x |
human beings can be scary fuckin stupid | BernadetteSanderson | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,805 | todayilearned | dfnna2r |
TIL the inquisition got one thing right | froggy905 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,842 | todayilearned | dfnnba0 |
People were dumb. | justchippinyaaaa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,885 | todayilearned | dfnnco7 |
A whole website dedicated to it... hmmm | Toughcrowdd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,899 | todayilearned | dfnnd5w |
So nothing has changed | obey-the-fist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,910 | todayilearned | dfnndir |
That's sad | Mysmokingbarrel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,911 | todayilearned | dfnndiv |
I just find this so amazing that someone could think that a newborn baby "stole the fires of hell". | IWantToBeAProducer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,965 | todayilearned | dfnnfbw |
Just don't care for the usual pasty white skin and freckles that usually accompany the hair. | Domo1950 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,969 | todayilearned | dfnnfhr |
As a Ginger, I've always appreciated the hate of redheads as it gives me the ability to commit whatever sin I want stress-free since I'm already bound for HELL anyway! | Whatsername868 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,025 | todayilearned | dfnnhbx |
How can you steal the fires of Hell when you have no soul? | hdhale | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,066 | todayilearned | dfnnimq |
Humans can be fucking stupid. | internWorking2Hard | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,077 | todayilearned | dfnniyt |
Is that why redheads love to fuck so much? | surveilzone | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,105 | todayilearned | dfnnjuo |
But...were they wrong? | Phister_BeHole | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,126 | todayilearned | dfnnkkd |
So what's changed? | Scdsco | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,164 | todayilearned | dfnnls7 |
As a red head and spawn of Satan, I can confirm my red hair comes from the fires of hell. | toxicbooster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,275 | todayilearned | dfnnpdu |
Sad! | Craiglekinz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,276 | todayilearned | dfnnpev |
So.....nothings changed? | asleepyscientist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,278 | todayilearned | dfnnpib |
Ah, fundamentalism. | Fewwordsbetter | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,286 | todayilearned | dfnnpt3 |
Isn't religion great! | HitShane | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,291 | todayilearned | dfnnpya |
Most gingers are hot as fuck, specially those with freckles. | Tatoska | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,317 | todayilearned | dfnnqtb |
I fucking love redheads specifically for their heresy. | a_medical_emergency | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,355 | todayilearned | dfnns23 |
This is spurious information since the Plantagenets were a line of red haired Kings of England, starting with Henry II. | ParryThis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,377 | todayilearned | dfnnsrq |
wow strange, in Spain now people fucking love gingers | croppergib | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,386 | todayilearned | dfnnt26 |
Guilty as charged. | howdeho | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,407 | todayilearned | dfnntqa |
This would explain Lindsay Lohan to a T | kratom2pt2kratom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,408 | todayilearned | dfnntrr |
I believe this is also where the "gingers have no souls" jokes originate from, don't quote me on that though. | zzzzzzzz414 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,412 | todayilearned | dfnntw9 |
Quick, where do I hide? | gingershadow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,435 | todayilearned | dfnnuoh |
What about orange hair? | sblanzio | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,444 | todayilearned | dfnnv0d |
Why was the Spanish Inquisition trying to protect Hell's property rights? | Smitty7242 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,480 | todayilearned | dfnnw6p |
Fuck yeah I stole the fires of hell | fartmastermcgee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,489 | todayilearned | dfnnwh6 |
example 177 of why humanity deserves to be cleansed from the earth with nuclear fire. | AgentOmega | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,526 | todayilearned | dfnnxrd |
I wonder how many examples of this there are where massive incorrect assumptions lead to the deaths of many or even genocidal actions | Flyingjayfb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,538 | todayilearned | dfnny4x |
Good thing Scotland never had an inquisition | recnacerasdomlol | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,548 | todayilearned | dfnnygr |
And still true to this day. | cargar67 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,559 | todayilearned | dfnnyti |
On the other hand, if you grew up reading Heinlein, you were presented an entirely different view of redheads. | oldcreaker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,611 | todayilearned | dfno0n0 |
Ethnic cleansing, red heads were celtic and germanic. | seius | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,614 | todayilearned | dfno0pt |
Beyond the wall, people with red hair are considered to be "lucky" and are referred to as "kissed by fire". | Lefty_22 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,622 | todayilearned | dfno0za |
Well...they weren't wrong. | fusionater | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,647 | todayilearned | dfno1s2 |
Beats been known as a virgin. | pem1471 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,649 | todayilearned | dfno1uu |
TIL why redheads have no soul | lilbeanies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,662 | todayilearned | dfno29k |
Still sort of a pariah, most redheaded women are sluts. | GimmeTendiesNow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,678 | todayilearned | dfno2sy |
People suck | blacktrickswazy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,699 | todayilearned | dfno3gl |
Monty Python is pretty accurate in spirit for the middle ages, just like Idiocracy is pretty accurate in spirit for modern times. | dontwasteink | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,704 | todayilearned | dfno3m3 |
You'd think the Church would find them useful if they could "steal the fires of hell" and survive. | LeadNugget | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,765 | todayilearned | dfno5mv |
The Inquisition would doubly hate me I'm also a lefty | SerNapalm | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,790 | todayilearned | dfno6f6 |
Is that why redheads are few and far between? | AndroidJeep | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,799 | todayilearned | dfno6q9 |
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