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My friend's incredibly creepy Trevor costume. | skydart | 2,879 | 2,879 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,638 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1pc5bt |
Trevor mentions huffing gasoline several times during the game. | xaronax | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,912,933 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd0wknn |
My preferred method of fast travel. | cloneboy99 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,925,379 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd11jt9 |
Do you die if you huff too much? | Sockasaurus | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,926,329 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd11y87 |
When you do it, [Trevor blacks out then wakes up in some random location with blurry vision for a few seconds.] | cloneboy99 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,955,196 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd18y1m |
Selfie Underwater | FPSJoseph | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,100 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1pc4l8 |
faget [actually breddy gud] | Raineko1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,206 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd0urop |
Ted Cruz in Iowa: Has he sown the seeds of a 2016 GOP presidential candidacy? | nimobo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,078 | politics | 1pc4k1 |
Serves them right for being scheduled to work on a day when a record-breaking blizzard would be taking place. | EpicMeatSpin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,912,783 | WTF | cd0winf |
If I were a whore, we would have SO much more to talk about. | freaka-zoidberg | 494 | 494 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,668 | creepyPMs | 1pc3ye |
Washington explores the idea of "pay-by-mile" tax system by putting a little black box in everyone's car | summerofevidence | 2,626 | 2,626 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,572 | technology | 1pc3tn |
Pay by mile tax like the tax on oil? | PT2JSQGHVaHWd24aCdCF | 1,377 | 1,377 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,756 | technology | cd0uldl |
pay by mile tax like the replacement for the tax on gas because electric cars don't use as much gas | AHKWORM | 861 | 861 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,518 | technology | cd0uvtd |
Mostly so that normal people will continue to be forced to pay for the disproportionate road damage externality that semi-shipping causes. | LoganLinthicum | 579 | 579 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,911,472 | technology | cd0w0nv |
Yes because Trucks do not pay any gas taxes at all | the_ancient1 | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,911,748 | technology | cd0w4dp |
Because the tax on eletricity isn't used to repair the interstate like the tax on gasoline is. | nmhunate | 462 | 462 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,827 | technology | cd0ytaz |
You could tax auto sales then, or tax tires. | francis2559 | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,920,331 | technology | cd0zeik |
Or you could cut military spending. | Talonek | 117 | 117 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,920,935 | technology | cd0znqb |
Let's not forget to tax the cyclists. | Transformis | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,424 | technology | cd0ya0d |
All that heavy wear and tear they put on the road needs to be paid for somehow. | DeFex | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,283 | technology | cd0ylxf |
So you're saying we should tax the weather. | RoadDoggFL | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,921,765 | technology | cd10020 |
Frogger with people | chadling | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,153 | WTF | 1pc38p |
Custom Hookah For Sale | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,939 | hookah | 1pc2yu |
Wow, you made a custom hookah, you're so original | Parksy79 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,911,924 | hookah | cd0w6vq |
Looking for Senior Oculus Rift / Unity3D Gurus | [deleted] | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,081 | oculus | 1pc1uh |
Must have 5 years experience with the Oculus Rift :) | Magneon | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,236 | oculus | cd0xfnp |
The Obstruction Call Explained | dcooneyreddit | 382 | 382 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,905,834 | baseball | 1pc1h7 |
What is the rulebook definition of a tag attempt? | gtautumn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,497 | baseball | cd0vnbm |
So you're saying that the 3rd baseman can't be attempting a tag while the ball is being fielded by the left fielder? | williammc | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,912,851 | baseball | cd0wjkl |
Calvin Johnson: 329 receiving yards, 2nd-most in single game in NFL history in win against Dallas Cowboys | Extric | 2,749 | 2,749 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,905,767 | nfl | 1pc1dr |
"Yeah, but the only reason Calvin Johnson is so good is because he has Matthew Stafford throwing him the football." | triceracop | 621 | 621 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,443 | nfl | cd0u2zy |
"Only reason Matt Stafford is any good is because he has Calvin Johnson to throw too" People can't accept that a team has an all-time great receiver and an elite quarterback, they try and explain their success as a result of the other | reynro03 | 180 | 180 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,106 | nfl | cd0ucd2 |
Are "anarcho"-capitalists really anarchists? | [deleted] | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,905,090 | anarchists | 1pc0hl |
Because we dislike the state, and if one decides that they can dictate the terms of the agreements made by others, they *are* the state. | StarFscker | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,927,415 | anarchists | cd12f2k |
What about those whose lives are taken for violating property rights they never agreed to respect? | inoffensive1 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,928,451 | anarchists | cd12uy9 |
In that case, I assert my own "right" to own you and your friends as slaves. | sapiophile | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,961,335 | anarchists | cd19t26 |
"You never know until you try." | MatRocks | 217 | 217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,904,953 | creepyPMs | 1pc0az |
Study: Young, Single, Childless Women Earn More Than Men | magicalbird | 416 | 416 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,904,723 | MensRights | 1pbzzp |
But that's impossible because everyone knows the wage gap is due to sexual discrimination! | tallwheel | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,012,697 | MensRights | cd1tdih |
The Normal Equations don't real, shitlord. | greedo_posted_first | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,061 | MensRights | cd1az78 |
Oh come on, like anyone started Dressen :P | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,913,997 | fantasyfootball | cd0wz2w |
Someone sounds a little jealous. | IAbandonAccounts | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,963,765 | worldpolitics | cd1a8um |
At that point you start trying to convince them that gravity isn't real because "it's only a theory." | shblj | 1,164 | 1,164 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,903,258 | AskReddit | cd0ssvz |
Damn dihydrogen monoxide will kill us all. | zoates12 | 1,031 | 1,031 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,752 | AskReddit | cd0yekt |
What kinda weird ass white people you hang out with, Will? | makes_her_scream | 264 | 264 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,951,645 | AskReddit | cd18iq8 |
But only white people are capable of racism so your argument is invalid. | drakeg4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,979,077 | AskReddit | cd1f3xn |
Found these two in the park all alone, holding on to each other for comfort! | truexx5 | 2,495 | 2,495 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,902,205 | aww | 1pbwqm |
And then a few minutes later mama cat came back and her babies were nowhere to be found. | nathanisfat | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,924,818 | aww | cd11atf |
And a week later, in an alternate universe where OP never found them, they died of sickness. | MarioStrikerz | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,926,777 | aww | cd12559 |
Yes, they certainly look ill-cared for and malnourished. | nathanisfat | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,928,544 | aww | cd12wdd |
Obama: Time for you to resign | SoundSalad | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,901,843 | politics | 1pbw8y |
You are informed that you are about to lose your memory in 1 hour and you are given paper to write down stuff for yourself when you lose memory.. what would you write to yourself to know or try ? | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,901,294 | AskReddit | 1pbvkb |
Those three, beautiful words... No fat chicks. | Sadsmile22 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,902,867 | AskReddit | cd0sn16 |
Really cool idea, but you shouldn't expose your spices to light. | dhpii | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,698 | DIY | cd0uy8t |
What's an elder redditor, like over 20? | Im_not_bob | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,939 | DIY | cd0yh8n |
Some dude threw his glove on my face today | quickdraw46 | 2,592 | 2,592 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,323 | formula1 | 1pbuah |
You know, I just noticed Alpinestars put their logo riiiight on the tip of the finger... that seems odd, I wonder why they put it there? | Talevon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,931,976 | formula1 | cd149m7 |
Support Dream Act, allow children who grew up in the only country they know to become educated and contributing citizens of our nation. | asian_viking | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,985 | politics | 1pbtte |
Wow, I forgot Derek Wolfe was still on this team. | dodave2016 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,914,816 | DenverBroncos | cd0xa1l |
Germany warns Israel of diplomatic damage after Isarel takes a hard line on its illegal settlements | [deleted] | 216 | 216 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,644 | worldnews | 1pbtbp |
Israel loves to paint themselves as the victim as they continue to demolish Palestinian homes and practice apartheid. | moeloubani | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,925,562 | worldnews | cd11mkt |
Yeah, because it was the Palestinians who sought to take over someone's homeland and colonize it after petitioning the occupying power and even fragmenting into a terrorist campaign against pretty much everyone, going on to elect those leaders as PMs and seeking to take over even more land from the natives. | iluvucorgi | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,963,971 | worldnews | cd1aa9r |
There would be a lot of bad blood considering Danny is jewish and Jon is iranian. | Fellero | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,913,213 | gamegrumps | cd0woi4 |
Because all Iranians and Jews, by default, hate eachother. | Darkvoidx | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,931,362 | gamegrumps | cd141g0 |
Dogpile after our overtime win last night! | Cpt_503 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,274 | lacrosse | 1pbstz |
Act like you've been there before you chodes | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,904,803 | lacrosse | cd0tf6i |
Yeah, how dare you have fun while playing lacrosse. | TimeForFrance | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,905,234 | lacrosse | cd0tl86 |
Disney Anyone with inside knowledge on the best way to get hired at Disney? | Music_is_my_gf | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,152 | California | 1pbsom |
Another conspiracy "theory" that becomes conspiracy "reality": Government mulling idea of tracking your car to collect taxes for driving. | itsfreedomstupid | 368 | 368 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,086 | conspiracy | 1pbsl8 |
Today I learned that "mulling ideas" = "reality". | Meister_Vargr | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,978,338 | conspiracy | cd1et5e |
Loving and hating America-many leftist teachers teach our youngsters to hate our country. | EdwinParsons | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,037 | politics | 1pbsiq |
Got stuck at the bonfire, Invader decided to mock me :( | notasinglenamegiven | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,003 | darksouls | 1pbsh7 |
I don't see any invader, what are you talking about? | angeal17 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,923,711 | darksouls | cd10tmo |
TIL none of 'The Bachelor' winning couples (16 seasons) have remained married. | IJustHaveQs | 2,374 | 2,374 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,898,847 | todayilearned | 1pbs91 |
Only fat girls get judged and made fun of in video game stores | SamOrI89 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,898,160 | TumblrInAction | 1pbrcv |
You know what they say: an elephant never forgets. | PansyVinegartwigs | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,898,836 | TumblrInAction | cd0r1ul |
Don't worry, it's only discrimination based on weight, that makes it ok! | Jeroknite | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,927,553 | TumblrInAction | cd12h5t |
PC gamer privilege is buying all your games online so nobody can judge how fat you are. | Cjaxlyn | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,905,090 | TumblrInAction | cd0tj62 |
Nothing stops console gamers using Amazon to be fair, and frankly if they have any interest in supporting the developer (ie, not buying used) then Amazon is likely the cheapest way to do that. | Undoer | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,537 | TumblrInAction | cd0vnvh |
The traffic, shitty people, traffic, everything is so far and overpriced did i mention traffic. | fancypants_ | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,800 | Miami | cd0u819 |
Have you ever had a kinky sexual experience go horribly wrong? | PrincessZeldasLSD | 1,194 | 1,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,566 | AskReddit | 1pbqlz |
I tied the guy up and then was going to start teasting him and going down on him but I accidentally knocked over a glass of wine, which spillt all over his computer.. I was really torn between desperately trying to save the computer and untying him.. | stjarnlax | 424 | 424 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,902,873 | AskReddit | cd0sn4v |
I think it might be too late to save the computer. | degjo | 247 | 247 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,628 | AskReddit | cd0u5lz |
These two comments succinctly describe her predicament lol. | Yaced123 | 483 | 483 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,591 | AskReddit | cd0uj4n |
Never expected to see "succinctly", "predicament" and "lol" in the same sentence. | mike117 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,919,655 | AskReddit | cd0z4kr |
Yeah, only a complete idiot would ever use the word "lol" | wasniahC | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,922,445 | AskReddit | cd10a65 |
good job | Commisar | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,931,086 | AskReddit | cd13xlj |
Don't let Mayor Moonbeam see this. | SupremeAuthority | 194 | 194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,370 | vancouver | 1pbqdg |
In my mind anybody who uses the term "Mayor Moonbeam" is automatically a fucking moron. | VonPursey | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,906,368 | vancouver | cd0u1y2 |
55% of the votes cast by nobodys who cant afford cars. | [deleted] | -53 | -53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,920,404 | vancouver | cd0zfoz |
You're saying that 55% of Vancouver can't afford a car, but somehow can afford to live in Vancouver? | klusark | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,926,102 | vancouver | cd11us2 |
Its really an either or decision | Codetornado | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,936,960 | vancouver | cd15v6w |
In honor of Lou Reed's passing, his final album and crappymusic masterpiece: Lulu | feedthecollapse | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,142 | crappymusic | 1pbq38 |
UK - Young mother (Ashleigh Loder) jailed for making two false rape claims within hours after getting drunk and sleeping with friend's partner | mikepinkerman | 365 | 365 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,895,953 | rage | 1pbols |
She was drunk, of course he raped her. | RoscoeMG | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,496 | rage | cd0uhsp |
World map of scientific (excluding peace & literature) Nobel Prizes per capita | PraetorianX | 123 | 123 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,894,542 | MapPorn | 1pbmx4 |
Proud to be Brazilian... yay us! | PapaFedorasSnowden | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,731,275 | MapPorn | cdgpei4 |
You're not a straight guy. | [deleted] | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,913,664 | funny | cd0wuke |
I'm a straight guy and I'd rock this curtain | spykid | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,914,989 | funny | cd0xcbx |
You're not a straight guy either. | [deleted] | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,805 | funny | cd0xnbr |
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