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Edits sexist lapsus on feminist wiki, gets banned three times for spam and harassment
theydontlikeme
578
578
0
2013-10
1,382,872,873
MensRights
1pb4zl
Well, you *were* intimidating and harassing with your violent words, weren't you?
roadhand
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,900,885
MensRights
cd0ruq0
It's a bell pepper, not a spicy one, so it's sweet.
Aolari
52
52
0
2013-10
1,382,882,630
pics
cd0lvlq
This girl in my literature class had no idea what was wrong.
th4tgen
1,296
1,296
0
2013-10
1,382,869,310
AdviceAnimals
1pb333
Or she could, you know, just be pretty young and not know about the old show.
virnovus
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,900,012
AdviceAnimals
cd0ri2i
As I said in point 2, a single moment of curiosity or even engagement with the show would have resolved that.
DaNiceguy
-19
-19
0
2013-10
1,382,900,193
AdviceAnimals
cd0rkrb
How dare this little bitch disrespect Doctor Who by daring to talk about it without properly researching it beforehand.
Reinhart3
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,942,401
AdviceAnimals
cd1757c
George Soros pledges $25,000 for potential Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016
acidaunty
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,868,623
politics
1pb2qb
As a non-American on Reddit lately
[deleted]
940
940
0
2013-10
1,382,866,258
AdviceAnimals
1pb1ft
Partnership between Facebook and police could make planning protests impossible
angelwiz
397
397
0
2013-10
1,382,863,810
news
1pb06e
Because only a protest planned on facebook is a real protest?
shadowfirebird
52
52
0
2013-10
1,382,863,896
news
cd0jc3y
If you don't change your profile picture then you're not really serious about the cause.
ghostrider176
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,933,533
news
cd14ts2
Why you should never clear baron wards
j0kerLoL
13
13
0
2013-10
1,382,863,764
leagueoflegends
1pb05i
Ex-bf from high school messaged me, after barely any contact over a few years (backstory in comments)
MissaRosa
703
703
0
2013-10
1,382,860,019
creepyPMs
1paxu1
Wouldn't ANYONE with any sense of mind?
thecrimenotthebreed
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,979,613
creepyPMs
cd1fbyc
I came here to make amends and fuck bitches and I'm all out of things to apologize for.
buttsmcbutts
45
45
0
2013-10
1,382,890,816
creepyPMs
cd0o3lc
Peasant accidentally stating the truth.
[deleted]
304
304
0
2013-10
1,382,858,790
pcmasterrace
1pawzp
10 Rules The New Star Trek TV Show Must Follow
startrekblog
185
185
0
2013-10
1,382,857,550
startrek
1paw7f
Oklahoma allows cops convicted of rape and child molestation to stay cops.
imnothere1973
796
796
0
2013-10
1,382,854,542
news
1pau8l
I just don't understand why criminals don't just become cops before they commit crimes.
sm_delta
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,881,475
news
cd0lni5
Hindu population set to fall below 80% in Census 2011
douchebag_duryodhana
67
67
0
2013-10
1,382,853,934
india
1patu0
Considering the influx of 2-3 crore Bangladeshis in the last decade it is widely believed that the Muslim population is over 20 percent by now, and possibly as much as 30 percent.
thewitcher89
-3
-3
0
2013-10
1,382,859,068
india
cd0im8n
I thought it was freaking 80%
HawkEye_7
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,861,083
india
cd0ixv4
Is Facebook going to let cops block you from posting about protests?
theFBofI
2,271
2,271
0
2013-10
1,382,853,024
technology
1pat6n
Actually any posts in the UK would be illegal as they would "incite riot"
sizzler
38
38
0
2013-10
1,382,870,281
technology
cd0k3vl
...I don't think you quite understand what freedom of speech is.
retrogradesheep
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,874,172
technology
cd0kkj8
We're at the range and this guy starts blasting right next to us
fullautophx
1,353
1,353
0
2013-10
1,382,852,102
guns
1pasig
And I thought that the stereotypical gangsta at the indoor range with his pistol grip shotgat was bad.
bolunez
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,882,286
guns
cd0lt4c
I'm super self-confident and never thought about my height having any effect on my dating ability.
irbananaking
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,851,604
short
cd0h3gt
In violation of federal law, all files from 2011 "bin Laden raid" have been secretly purged from Defense Department computers and sent to the CIA, to be sealed permanently
[deleted]
482
482
0
2013-10
1,382,849,646
conspiracy
1paqmb
I like these kids' style
tseliottt
18
18
0
2013-10
1,382,849,240
49ers
1paq9c
Great parents
5thEagle
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,893,343
49ers
cd0oym6
Child Support
[deleted]
1,443
1,443
0
2013-10
1,382,847,363
AdviceAnimals
1paolt
(If you live on the west coast) YSK about SmartSmile, a low-cost dental insurance with no barriers based on pre-existing conditions, with monthly plans of only $17-25.
wackwithpoobrain
231
231
0
2013-10
1,382,847,217
YouShouldKnow
1paoh2
True, he could have been talking about Washington, California and Oregon on the west coast of Ireland... Where people pay in dollars.
Shorp
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,866,706
YouShouldKnow
cd0joob
Demo unit at Walmart
theDarthonly
131
131
0
2013-10
1,382,847,209
PS4
1paogr
No the vita just had vita games on it
theDarthonly
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,849,622
PS4
cd0gkyk
God dammit IceBreak, good job keeping up the morale of your sub
TheGamerTribune
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,904,910
PS4
cd0tgow
Faulkner's fables: Table tennis championship - Bailey honestly is a champ - must see
Shaleensinha88
23
23
0
2013-10
1,382,846,885
Cricket
1pao5v
Post Game Thread: Red Sox(4) @ Cardinals(5)--Red Sox trail World Series 2-1
RedSoxGameday
36
36
0
2013-10
1,382,846,684
redsox
1panzi
fucking garbage call.
Empyrius
15
15
0
2013-10
1,382,846,800
redsox
cd0fran
Yea, because 175 games have shown us how the Sox get shaken up by a loss.
slapadastic
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,849,393
redsox
cd0gip1
Dessert Temple
[deleted]
517
517
0
2013-10
1,382,845,877
Minecraft
1pan88
How punny.
viciarg
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,893,927
Minecraft
cd0p6hz
As Europe erupts over US spying, NSA chief says government must stop media.
sharts
186
186
0
2013-10
1,382,845,460
politics
1pamu8
Since no one believes Alexander, Clapper, and etc any more, they are now reduced to whining that the press is being mean to them.
bogus
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,899,470
politics
cd0rago
World's first venomous crab found in Australia
___square
2,447
2,447
0
2013-10
1,382,845,380
worldnews
1pamrv
As an Australian: 'Yes more venomous stuff that can fit in my toilet!'
AppleMeow
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,853,706
worldnews
cd0hl4r
Master race problems
ha_nope
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,845,286
pcmasterrace
1pamoz
note the peasant optimization can not fathom 3gb vram and mistakenly reports very low ram left
ha_nope
-5
-5
0
2013-10
1,382,845,333
pcmasterrace
cd0fbtk
but ps4 has 8gb of gddr5 memory checkmate pc gamers
Domsome
7
7
0
2013-10
1,382,860,154
pcmasterrace
cd0isnk
"I'll take you for a ride in my luxurious underwater submarine across beautiful reefs and shipwrecks and glowing kelp forests, in exchange for letting me use your body as a cum receptacle."
princesskittyglitter
350
350
0
2013-10
1,382,844,189
creepyPMs
1palnp
Using the words "cum receptacle" is a sure way for him to never kiss a girl.
tiffwilliams15
62
62
0
2013-10
1,382,850,334
creepyPMs
cd0grta
Well if that doesn't win you over I don't know what will.
LevelSteam
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,898,825
creepyPMs
cd0r1og
Missouri loses in 2OT vs SCar
CallMeFierce
683
683
0
2013-10
1,382,842,792
CFB
1pakbe
LOL XD
mrwaltergripp
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,855,347
CFB
cd0hxx3
o_O
Oh_pizza_Fag
1,901
1,901
0
2013-10
1,382,841,748
WTF
1pajaw
This is the result of a poorly made sammich.
JustVern
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,887,401
WTF
cd0n261
Presented for your approval: the 'SMV (Sexual Market Value) Chart'.
aescolanus
28
28
0
2013-10
1,382,840,849
badscience
1paifi
That's because being an alfalfabro means your SMV is infinity, and any females that deny you are just dumb bitches (I mean all females are but those ones more than normal)
TehNeko
12
12
0
2013-10
1,382,932,392
badscience
cd14fdy
After openly discussing my Jewish heritage, an anti-Semite rants to me about how Jews are destroying the peace and balance in the world.
Night_Glow
121
121
0
2013-10
1,382,840,466
creepyPMs
1pai2h
Realized this after reading 1984 by George Orwell (may contain spoilers about the book)
alastor136
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,839,418
Planetside
1pah1x
Pretty sure TR would be USA.
AVGamer
-1
-1
0
2013-10
1,382,853,131
Planetside
cd0hgn4
...I'm not sure if you're dense or just fucking with everyone.
AmaroqOkami
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,857,232
Planetside
cd0iatw
Nah man cuz the USA is definitely the most oppressive nation on the planet.
guiltyspark7
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,858,996
Planetside
cd0ilt6
Sweet old lady helps a college-aged-redditor smoke pot.
Subrosian_Smithy
23
23
0
2013-10
1,382,839,131
thatHappened
1pagqj
Alabama's senior citizens *are* pretty progressive when it comes to illegal substance use.
Sibmo
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,846,151
thatHappened
cd0fkdq
OMG IT'S COLORFUL THEREFORE ECIGS ARE MARKETED TOWARDS KIDS THEY CAN JUST GO TO A VENDING MACHINE IN CHURCH AND BUY IT WITH STOLEN BITCOINS
abeezmal
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,868,966
electronic_cigarette
cd0jyc2
I love my super-fast broadband connection!
[deleted]
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,838,317
australia
1pafxm
Yes one guy downloading a game, that's what the NBN is and will be all about
ColdandUgly
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,859,822
australia
cd0iqqi
That will surely make teenagers more confident with their bodies
icouldbetheone
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,857,146
EmiliaClarke
cd0ia94
The same thing I do when colors is about to begin: Find a bathroom and wait for three minutes.
hearshot
29
29
0
2013-10
1,382,863,639
navy
cd0jaxt
Yes, I'm sure your dad would be devastated to find out that you're a demisexual.
stormbreaker5
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,840,906
TumblrInAction
cd0dz5b
Germany, Brazil enlist 19 more countries for anti-NSA UN resolution
caferrell
249
249
0
2013-10
1,382,836,443
worldnews
1pae4n
Smoke bending
oPHILcial
300
300
0
2013-10
1,382,835,680
gifs
1padcs
Boy, that fella looks like a douche.
MyPornTroll
25
25
0
2013-10
1,382,839,487
gifs
cd0djms
6th RAR - A Very Professional Briefing
Actual54
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,835,227
arma
1pacv6
Doing the 6th RAR name proud.
Stevetastic
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,855,867
arma
cd0i1n6
If the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia would still exist, how do you think their first XI's would look like?
dayumgurl1
49
49
0
2013-10
1,382,833,683
soccer
1pabc2
Great, *another* team Adnan Januzaj can choose to play for.
Otaku-jin
80
80
0
2013-10
1,382,839,964
soccer
cd0dosf
3 different butter knives at the same table at this Mexican restaurant.
TheOuthouse80
9
9
0
2013-10
1,382,832,863
mildlyinteresting
1paai1
why do you have to bring race into it?
morvis
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,837,285
mildlyinteresting
cd0cu9p
As 62nd birthday nears, Alabama coach Nick Saban reiterates he's 'too damn old to go some place else'
IAmClaytonBigsby
70
70
0
2013-10
1,382,832,079
CFB
1pa9o1
He's tried to be a head-coach in the NFL and it didn't really work out for him, so I doubt he'll be wanting to go back
ezpickins
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,846,274
CFB
cd0flnq
This^ His coaching style doesn't fit players playing for money, it fits players playing with heart.
UhOhOreo2012
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,846,994
CFB
cd0ftge
Then how does it work now?
T_Gracchus
6
6
0
2013-10
1,382,850,132
CFB
cd0gpv3
Reddit, why should I give you an upvote?
logiexbear
0
0
0
2013-10
1,383,004,786
AskReddit
1pfdez
To pay for server time.
andy1922
0
0
0
2013-10
1,383,005,015
AskReddit
cd1pxww
I compiled Guns & Ammo's Gun Friendliness data into something more readable.
OmniaMors
210
210
0
2013-10
1,383,004,171
guns
1pfcj2
A friend of mine says he drove by this on his way home from the grocery store.
kholdstare622
1,736
1,736
0
2013-10
1,383,002,004
breakingbad
1pf9bl
"ur gonna get pleasure boo"
jayyyyyyyyyy
16
16
0
2013-10
1,383,000,917
cringepics
1pf7n5
She's really deep and philosophical man.
billywitchdrdotcom
1
1
0
2013-10
1,383,063,803
cringepics
cd26vlr
Lolz n00b hard scoping fagit GOML and qwikskope like a man fukin skrub
Poopinmybutt0
11
11
0
2013-10
1,383,005,962
blackops2
cd1qcnx
I designed a flowchart for anyone considering a blackface halloween costume.
stanleyhudson
1,592
1,592
0
2013-10
1,382,999,059
funny
1pf4u2
What about going as a Nazi soldier?
austeregrim
10
10
0
2013-10
1,383,019,109
funny
cd1w6mi
Also taboo
Googalyfrog
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,383,025,089
funny
cd1y2c0
Yeah, nobody criticized him at all for dressing like a Nazi.
tesformes
5
5
0
2013-10
1,383,029,455
funny
cd1z14j
But you can go as a drunk Irishman, Indian warrior, German nazi, Mexican bandit, Asian kung fu master, southern redneck, Italian mobster.....just not as a black person because that's offensive
rqdq1
178
178
0
2013-10
1,383,018,792
funny
cd1w27n
Yeah you wouldn't want to offend any overly sensitive white people on Halloween
PrimeIntellect
18
18
0
2013-10
1,383,025,298
funny
cd1y4cy
Yeah, cause the only reason not to wear blackface is because white people might not like it.
tesformes
-9
-9
0
2013-10
1,383,028,333
funny
cd1yt3w