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Edits sexist lapsus on feminist wiki, gets banned three times for spam and harassment | theydontlikeme | 578 | 578 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,872,873 | MensRights | 1pb4zl |
Well, you *were* intimidating and harassing with your violent words, weren't you? | roadhand | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,885 | MensRights | cd0ruq0 |
It's a bell pepper, not a spicy one, so it's sweet. | Aolari | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,882,630 | pics | cd0lvlq |
This girl in my literature class had no idea what was wrong. | th4tgen | 1,296 | 1,296 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,869,310 | AdviceAnimals | 1pb333 |
Or she could, you know, just be pretty young and not know about the old show. | virnovus | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,012 | AdviceAnimals | cd0ri2i |
As I said in point 2, a single moment of curiosity or even engagement with the show would have resolved that. | DaNiceguy | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,193 | AdviceAnimals | cd0rkrb |
How dare this little bitch disrespect Doctor Who by daring to talk about it without properly researching it beforehand. | Reinhart3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,942,401 | AdviceAnimals | cd1757c |
George Soros pledges $25,000 for potential Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016 | acidaunty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,868,623 | politics | 1pb2qb |
As a non-American on Reddit lately | [deleted] | 940 | 940 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,866,258 | AdviceAnimals | 1pb1ft |
Partnership between Facebook and police could make planning protests impossible | angelwiz | 397 | 397 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,863,810 | news | 1pb06e |
Because only a protest planned on facebook is a real protest? | shadowfirebird | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,863,896 | news | cd0jc3y |
If you don't change your profile picture then you're not really serious about the cause. | ghostrider176 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,933,533 | news | cd14ts2 |
Why you should never clear baron wards | j0kerLoL | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,863,764 | leagueoflegends | 1pb05i |
Ex-bf from high school messaged me, after barely any contact over a few years (backstory in comments) | MissaRosa | 703 | 703 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,860,019 | creepyPMs | 1paxu1 |
Wouldn't ANYONE with any sense of mind? | thecrimenotthebreed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,979,613 | creepyPMs | cd1fbyc |
I came here to make amends and fuck bitches and I'm all out of things to apologize for. | buttsmcbutts | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,816 | creepyPMs | cd0o3lc |
Peasant accidentally stating the truth. | [deleted] | 304 | 304 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,858,790 | pcmasterrace | 1pawzp |
10 Rules The New Star Trek TV Show Must Follow | startrekblog | 185 | 185 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,857,550 | startrek | 1paw7f |
Oklahoma allows cops convicted of rape and child molestation to stay cops. | imnothere1973 | 796 | 796 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,854,542 | news | 1pau8l |
I just don't understand why criminals don't just become cops before they commit crimes. | sm_delta | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,881,475 | news | cd0lni5 |
Hindu population set to fall below 80% in Census 2011 | douchebag_duryodhana | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,853,934 | india | 1patu0 |
Considering the influx of 2-3 crore Bangladeshis in the last decade it is widely believed that the Muslim population is over 20 percent by now, and possibly as much as 30 percent. | thewitcher89 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,859,068 | india | cd0im8n |
I thought it was freaking 80% | HawkEye_7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,861,083 | india | cd0ixv4 |
Is Facebook going to let cops block you from posting about protests? | theFBofI | 2,271 | 2,271 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,853,024 | technology | 1pat6n |
Actually any posts in the UK would be illegal as they would "incite riot" | sizzler | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,870,281 | technology | cd0k3vl |
...I don't think you quite understand what freedom of speech is. | retrogradesheep | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,874,172 | technology | cd0kkj8 |
We're at the range and this guy starts blasting right next to us | fullautophx | 1,353 | 1,353 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,852,102 | guns | 1pasig |
And I thought that the stereotypical gangsta at the indoor range with his pistol grip shotgat was bad. | bolunez | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,882,286 | guns | cd0lt4c |
I'm super self-confident and never thought about my height having any effect on my dating ability. | irbananaking | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,851,604 | short | cd0h3gt |
In violation of federal law, all files from 2011 "bin Laden raid" have been secretly purged from Defense Department computers and sent to the CIA, to be sealed permanently | [deleted] | 482 | 482 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,849,646 | conspiracy | 1paqmb |
I like these kids' style | tseliottt | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,849,240 | 49ers | 1paq9c |
Great parents | 5thEagle | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,893,343 | 49ers | cd0oym6 |
Child Support | [deleted] | 1,443 | 1,443 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,847,363 | AdviceAnimals | 1paolt |
(If you live on the west coast) YSK about SmartSmile, a low-cost dental insurance with no barriers based on pre-existing conditions, with monthly plans of only $17-25. | wackwithpoobrain | 231 | 231 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,847,217 | YouShouldKnow | 1paoh2 |
True, he could have been talking about Washington, California and Oregon on the west coast of Ireland... Where people pay in dollars. | Shorp | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,866,706 | YouShouldKnow | cd0joob |
Demo unit at Walmart | theDarthonly | 131 | 131 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,847,209 | PS4 | 1paogr |
No the vita just had vita games on it | theDarthonly | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,849,622 | PS4 | cd0gkyk |
God dammit IceBreak, good job keeping up the morale of your sub | TheGamerTribune | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,904,910 | PS4 | cd0tgow |
Faulkner's fables: Table tennis championship - Bailey honestly is a champ - must see | Shaleensinha88 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,885 | Cricket | 1pao5v |
Post Game Thread: Red Sox(4) @ Cardinals(5)--Red Sox trail World Series 2-1 | RedSoxGameday | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,684 | redsox | 1panzi |
fucking garbage call. | Empyrius | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,800 | redsox | cd0fran |
Yea, because 175 games have shown us how the Sox get shaken up by a loss. | slapadastic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,849,393 | redsox | cd0gip1 |
Dessert Temple | [deleted] | 517 | 517 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,845,877 | Minecraft | 1pan88 |
How punny. | viciarg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,893,927 | Minecraft | cd0p6hz |
As Europe erupts over US spying, NSA chief says government must stop media. | sharts | 186 | 186 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,845,460 | politics | 1pamu8 |
Since no one believes Alexander, Clapper, and etc any more, they are now reduced to whining that the press is being mean to them. | bogus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,899,470 | politics | cd0rago |
World's first venomous crab found in Australia | ___square | 2,447 | 2,447 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,845,380 | worldnews | 1pamrv |
As an Australian: 'Yes more venomous stuff that can fit in my toilet!' | AppleMeow | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,853,706 | worldnews | cd0hl4r |
Master race problems | ha_nope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,845,286 | pcmasterrace | 1pamoz |
note the peasant optimization can not fathom 3gb vram and mistakenly reports very low ram left | ha_nope | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,845,333 | pcmasterrace | cd0fbtk |
but ps4 has 8gb of gddr5 memory checkmate pc gamers | Domsome | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,860,154 | pcmasterrace | cd0isnk |
"I'll take you for a ride in my luxurious underwater submarine across beautiful reefs and shipwrecks and glowing kelp forests, in exchange for letting me use your body as a cum receptacle." | princesskittyglitter | 350 | 350 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,844,189 | creepyPMs | 1palnp |
Using the words "cum receptacle" is a sure way for him to never kiss a girl. | tiffwilliams15 | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,850,334 | creepyPMs | cd0grta |
Well if that doesn't win you over I don't know what will. | LevelSteam | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,898,825 | creepyPMs | cd0r1og |
Missouri loses in 2OT vs SCar | CallMeFierce | 683 | 683 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,842,792 | CFB | 1pakbe |
LOL XD | mrwaltergripp | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,855,347 | CFB | cd0hxx3 |
o_O | Oh_pizza_Fag | 1,901 | 1,901 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,841,748 | WTF | 1pajaw |
This is the result of a poorly made sammich. | JustVern | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,887,401 | WTF | cd0n261 |
Presented for your approval: the 'SMV (Sexual Market Value) Chart'. | aescolanus | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,840,849 | badscience | 1paifi |
That's because being an alfalfabro means your SMV is infinity, and any females that deny you are just dumb bitches (I mean all females are but those ones more than normal) | TehNeko | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,932,392 | badscience | cd14fdy |
After openly discussing my Jewish heritage, an anti-Semite rants to me about how Jews are destroying the peace and balance in the world. | Night_Glow | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,840,466 | creepyPMs | 1pai2h |
Realized this after reading 1984 by George Orwell (may contain spoilers about the book) | alastor136 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,839,418 | Planetside | 1pah1x |
Pretty sure TR would be USA. | AVGamer | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,853,131 | Planetside | cd0hgn4 |
...I'm not sure if you're dense or just fucking with everyone. | AmaroqOkami | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,857,232 | Planetside | cd0iatw |
Nah man cuz the USA is definitely the most oppressive nation on the planet. | guiltyspark7 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,858,996 | Planetside | cd0ilt6 |
Sweet old lady helps a college-aged-redditor smoke pot. | Subrosian_Smithy | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,839,131 | thatHappened | 1pagqj |
Alabama's senior citizens *are* pretty progressive when it comes to illegal substance use. | Sibmo | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,151 | thatHappened | cd0fkdq |
OMG IT'S COLORFUL THEREFORE ECIGS ARE MARKETED TOWARDS KIDS THEY CAN JUST GO TO A VENDING MACHINE IN CHURCH AND BUY IT WITH STOLEN BITCOINS | abeezmal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,868,966 | electronic_cigarette | cd0jyc2 |
I love my super-fast broadband connection! | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,838,317 | australia | 1pafxm |
Yes one guy downloading a game, that's what the NBN is and will be all about | ColdandUgly | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,859,822 | australia | cd0iqqi |
That will surely make teenagers more confident with their bodies | icouldbetheone | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,857,146 | EmiliaClarke | cd0ia94 |
The same thing I do when colors is about to begin: Find a bathroom and wait for three minutes. | hearshot | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,863,639 | navy | cd0jaxt |
Yes, I'm sure your dad would be devastated to find out that you're a demisexual. | stormbreaker5 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,840,906 | TumblrInAction | cd0dz5b |
Germany, Brazil enlist 19 more countries for anti-NSA UN resolution | caferrell | 249 | 249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,836,443 | worldnews | 1pae4n |
Smoke bending | oPHILcial | 300 | 300 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,835,680 | gifs | 1padcs |
Boy, that fella looks like a douche. | MyPornTroll | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,839,487 | gifs | cd0djms |
6th RAR - A Very Professional Briefing | Actual54 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,835,227 | arma | 1pacv6 |
Doing the 6th RAR name proud. | Stevetastic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,855,867 | arma | cd0i1n6 |
If the Soviet Union and Yugoslavia would still exist, how do you think their first XI's would look like? | dayumgurl1 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,833,683 | soccer | 1pabc2 |
Great, *another* team Adnan Januzaj can choose to play for. | Otaku-jin | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,839,964 | soccer | cd0dosf |
3 different butter knives at the same table at this Mexican restaurant. | TheOuthouse80 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,832,863 | mildlyinteresting | 1paai1 |
why do you have to bring race into it? | morvis | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,837,285 | mildlyinteresting | cd0cu9p |
As 62nd birthday nears, Alabama coach Nick Saban reiterates he's 'too damn old to go some place else' | IAmClaytonBigsby | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,832,079 | CFB | 1pa9o1 |
He's tried to be a head-coach in the NFL and it didn't really work out for him, so I doubt he'll be wanting to go back | ezpickins | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,274 | CFB | cd0flnq |
This^ His coaching style doesn't fit players playing for money, it fits players playing with heart. | UhOhOreo2012 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,846,994 | CFB | cd0ftge |
Then how does it work now? | T_Gracchus | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,850,132 | CFB | cd0gpv3 |
Reddit, why should I give you an upvote? | logiexbear | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,004,786 | AskReddit | 1pfdez |
To pay for server time. | andy1922 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,005,015 | AskReddit | cd1pxww |
I compiled Guns & Ammo's Gun Friendliness data into something more readable. | OmniaMors | 210 | 210 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,004,171 | guns | 1pfcj2 |
A friend of mine says he drove by this on his way home from the grocery store. | kholdstare622 | 1,736 | 1,736 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,002,004 | breakingbad | 1pf9bl |
"ur gonna get pleasure boo" | jayyyyyyyyyy | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,000,917 | cringepics | 1pf7n5 |
She's really deep and philosophical man. | billywitchdrdotcom | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,063,803 | cringepics | cd26vlr |
Lolz n00b hard scoping fagit GOML and qwikskope like a man fukin skrub | Poopinmybutt0 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,005,962 | blackops2 | cd1qcnx |
I designed a flowchart for anyone considering a blackface halloween costume. | stanleyhudson | 1,592 | 1,592 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,999,059 | funny | 1pf4u2 |
What about going as a Nazi soldier? | austeregrim | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,019,109 | funny | cd1w6mi |
Also taboo | Googalyfrog | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,025,089 | funny | cd1y2c0 |
Yeah, nobody criticized him at all for dressing like a Nazi. | tesformes | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,029,455 | funny | cd1z14j |
But you can go as a drunk Irishman, Indian warrior, German nazi, Mexican bandit, Asian kung fu master, southern redneck, Italian mobster.....just not as a black person because that's offensive | rqdq1 | 178 | 178 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,018,792 | funny | cd1w27n |
Yeah you wouldn't want to offend any overly sensitive white people on Halloween | PrimeIntellect | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,025,298 | funny | cd1y4cy |
Yeah, cause the only reason not to wear blackface is because white people might not like it. | tesformes | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,028,333 | funny | cd1yt3w |
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