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Wait....if OSU's schedule is just SO easy, why are they the least likely to go undefeated? | MutantEnemy | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,798,858 | CFB | cd00ly6 |
Because they are the only team that plays with heart! | GeauxOU | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,661 | CFB | cd00trw |
I was really hoping Phil Knight was going to be the celebrity picker | flying-banana | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,802,480 | CFB | cd01nhu |
His Holiness Phil Knight is not anyone's dog and pony show. | CambodianDrywall | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,802,606 | CFB | cd01ox2 |
Won the decathlon at London 2012. | MaraudingWalrus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,802,912 | CFB | cd01sc3 |
That was very un-American of you. | theCANCERbat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,803,342 | CFB | cd01x7g |
PS4 does automatic caching to games, does not require a install | Handegg-Not-Football | 383 | 383 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,791,464 | Games | 1p946r |
Wasn't this already known? | Bambam005 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,816,254 | Games | cd065lv |
Yeah, we just want to see it again. | killerwin | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,817,940 | Games | cd06pld |
Colombian Mother of 14 Accused of Selling the Virginity of Her 12 Daughters for a Couple of Hundred Bucks | TheCannon | 538 | 538 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,788,704 | offbeat | 1p92ok |
What's your nickname and how did you get it? | zz0rzz | 420 | 420 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,788,041 | AskReddit | 1p92cq |
"Boobs", since you know... I was skinny | cgajkula | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,801,680 | AskReddit | cd01em8 |
Woody Predicted Miley Cyrus, Then saved his daughter from her | AyDreams | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,787,745 | PKA | 1p927k |
MariaDB gets $20M from Intel, Others | m00nty | 687 | 687 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,787,401 | linux | 1p922e |
It is, postgresql is better than mysql / mariadb in a number of ways | FapCommander | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,797,596 | linux | cd00adq |
it will surpass mysql but postgresql is miles ahead, it's a different beast all together | FapCommander | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,045 | linux | cd00noz |
There is no reason not to use it. | Aero72 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,806,437 | linux | cd02wxu |
It's more difficult to pronounce. | thelastbaron | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,836,527 | linux | cd0clp9 |
More Onision you say? | alphabetown | 1,047 | 1,047 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,787,344 | cringepics | 1p9210 |
I dunno, I think we need to be a bit more judgemental and interfere with other people's relationships *even more*! | AtomicDog1471 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,928 | cringepics | cd05ec0 |
Irony at my local Taco Bell | ClassyWomanizer | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,786,180 | funny | 1p91go |
Slash, the PHP successor | BotCoin | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,784,229 | programming | 1p90m1 |
How about C#? | Erikster | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,278 | programming | cd05u4q |
SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED, CALL OF DUTY DOWN | ThyGrimOfDeath | 1,327 | 1,327 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,784,043 | gaming | 1p90j2 |
because you can totally make that judgement now | SolidMcLovin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,000 | gaming | cd05f4i |
No, all churches are evil and are actively trying to steal our stuff. | manwithhat2 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,800,566 | AskReddit | cd012zb |
Steal it with another character and then switch to Trevor and there you go you have duplicated his sexy quad! | Ryan_Reay | 102 | 102 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,783,861 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p90fp |
Without spoilers, just progress through the story! | Ryan_Reay | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,796,079 | GrandTheftAutoV | cczzxms |
[Option C at the end] | ForgottenR | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,718 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd00uck |
'It took him a long time to die': drone operator traumatised by killing missions "A former US Air Force drone operator has described how he is haunted by his time as a 'remote killer' functioning in 'zombie mode' in missions over Afghanistan and Iraq that claimed more than 1600 lives" | Libertatea | 1,169 | 1,169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,782,743 | worldnews | 1p8zya |
It *is* bad And you *should* feel bad. | dermotBlancmonge | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,831 | worldnews | cd02pra |
Yet 80% of those killed are militants as determined by independent organizations. | Sleekery | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,820,274 | worldnews | cd07gxe |
It increases the chance to encounter shinies every time you do it. | _Vote_ | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,784,176 | pokemon | cczy651 |
Random stranger from a facebook group | IzzyTheAmazing | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,778,119 | creepyPMs | 1p8yex |
Victoria's Country Fire Authority planning strategy document identifies climate change as a key threat | lipstikpig | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,777,862 | australia | 1p8yat |
This is just an example of the evil socialist influence on our firefighters from corrupt union authorities | InkingShips | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,812,844 | australia | cd051u5 |
You're an idiot. | ChopChopDigDig | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,787,414 | microsoft | cczyivx |
Classiest comment ever. | socialcrap | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,790,204 | microsoft | cczyw2a |
AbleGamers Charity Event | Some pictures! | DaJeroen | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,772,622 | tf2 | 1p8vpw |
Some vehicle edits (hacks) I've done | ThelEnd | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,767,993 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1p8sy3 |
When we beat ALL the terrorists, domestic and abroad! | philly_fan_in_chi | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,791,384 | politics | cczz2aa |
Admin rank for 5 dollars | Alexnomnom23 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,762,488 | minerapocalypse | cczuzpb |
Question: Are we allow to legally firebomb ugly vehicles? | theshadow990 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,770,243 | Texans | cczwkfw |
The return of Sarah Palin | ademnus | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,756,623 | politics | 1p8je5 |
Oh she will really burnish the TeaRepublican image. | TodaysIllusion | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,756,864 | politics | ccztj2q |
Are there any government mint representatives on this sub? | eisforevan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,762,789 | Silverbugs | cczv290 |
To my knowledge no, not yet. | GrymmWRX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,763,188 | Silverbugs | cczv5m9 |
We could try to contact them. | KevinLaro | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,765,489 | Silverbugs | cczvoao |
The gift that keeps on giving. | Johnmarmalade | 2,631 | 2,631 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,755,211 | pokemon | 1p8i4q |
Life just doesn't work that way, sorry. | [deleted] | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,752,825 | AdviceAnimals | 1p8ftf |
Judge says evidence overwhelming that Apple, Google, Intel and Adobe conspired to suppress tech worker pay | imnothere1973 | 386 | 386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,752,819 | news | 1p8ft6 |
Where are the "Free Market will regulate everything for the good of the peasantry" libertarians now? | LordPubes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,762,833 | news | cczv2mn |
NSA.GOV is down | redonculous | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,752,213 | hacking | 1p8f7h |
I'm sure this will have some serious impact on government policy | snkscore | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,753,858 | hacking | cczsomu |
But I've got all these emotions and people better treat me like I demand to be treated | whoatethekidsthen | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,794,511 | TwoXChromosomes | cczzm29 |
The NSA website is down | SorenJeff | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,751,384 | news | 1p8eed |
Her certainly puts the Creep in Creeper! | littleleo5x | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,748,153 | creepyPMs | 1p8b4n |
It's interesting what happens when modern technology meets outdated culture. | GeebusNZ | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,756,543 | worldnews | ccztfv7 |
yes when modern technology meets outdated arab bedouin culture , conflicts can happen. | redditFTW1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,787,040 | worldnews | cczyhd6 |
You're less likely to get divorce if you're an Atheist | lopezrican304 | 1,632 | 1,632 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,747,030 | atheism | 1p89zc |
The only way to win is not to play. | ReturnThroughAether | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,760,286 | atheism | cczug0e |
That seems like the sure fired way to lose. | reble02 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,769,312 | atheism | cczwepe |
To not lose, you mean. | ReturnThroughAether | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,770,084 | atheism | cczwjhp |
No, I'm saying that not playing is the same as losing. | reble02 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,770,189 | atheism | cczwk3z |
You do know you can have a fulfilling relationship without marriage, right? | the-crotch | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,800,939 | atheism | cd016sb |
Nope, you're obviously a miserable hermit and it's impossible to live a meaningful, fulfilling and successful life without someone else to "complete" you. | ReturnThroughAether | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,807,978 | atheism | cd03f7w |
Whats the coolest think you thought was dumb as a kid? | 9_inch_polar_bear | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,746,453 | AskReddit | 1p89e4 |
Apostrophes. | Mac4491 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,746,476 | AskReddit | cczqiiw |
Weren't those the dudes that hung around with Christ? | positivecynik | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,746,587 | AskReddit | cczqjns |
Bucs' Mike Williams reportedly has a torn hamstring - could be done for the season | APleasantCry | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,746,180 | nfl | 1p894b |
At least it's not an ACL! | TyroneofAfrica | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,804,589 | nfl | cd02bat |
And they say PC Gaming is expensive. | SpaceMajick | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,745,819 | pcmasterrace | 1p88rf |
How I feel sometimes about those ever-changing stories | Choompum | 282 | 282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,230 | ProgrammerHumor | 1pcis1 |
Yeah, because it's completely Agile's fault the stories keep changing. | Jestar342 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,953,882 | ProgrammerHumor | cd18sbg |
AC Milan confirm Honda and Rami signings | TheLeoMessiah | 215 | 215 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,903 | soccer | 1pcibs |
Only signed to sell jerseys | huazzy | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,965,190 | soccer | cd1ajm1 |
NRL's best forward | kakunametapod | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,846 | nrl | 1pcfhk |
It's been over 5 years.....will I get a fine? | Raph_E | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,028 | pics | 1pced4 |
you're the reason blockbuster is dying | gabeoldwell | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,321 | pics | cd0xgsx |
I'm laughing so hard right now. | callumlambizle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,916,992 | steelers | cd0y3yh |
I Just Won The GTA:O Lottery | _KoingWolf_ | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,911,999 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1pca5m |
Israel denies EU committee access to Gaza Strip | wntroll | 259 | 259 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,911,648 | worldnews | 1pc9n1 |
haaaaaa, yeah man once the text is deleted it's gone forever right? | crazymongrel | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,926,670 | Drugs | cd123iz |
100% of the image restored using a version containing between 1 and 10% of the information | attenboroughfan | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,269 | technology | 1pc7on |
So inpainting... sooooo novel | JustFinishedBSG | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,913,636 | technology | cd0wu7f |
OH GOD MY EVERYTHING | xtomass | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,123 | dontstarve | 1pc7h2 |
Unofficial Sprint Cup full standings after Martinsville - Excel Screencap | xfile345 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,909 | NASCAR | 1pc74f |
Dear v Maru game 1 WHAT | dynamicvirus | 166 | 166 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,619 | starcraft | 1pc6pb |
I'm not usually one to complain about balance, but... storm is such bullshit... Maru deserved to win that game | fsxthai | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,691 | starcraft | cd0vc4z |
There is a spell called feedback, it kills the ghost in one cast. | callanexterminator | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,027 | starcraft | cd0vgxg |
Ex-IGN journalist "Any reviewer crying about not getting a free PS4 is a little bitch." | [deleted] | 571 | 571 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,478 | PS4 | 1pc6hg |
So is that what all the journalists have been vague and up in arms about on their twitters? | saltlakedave | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,999 | PS4 | cd0vgk4 |
Crs Parasite | happy_coconut | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,422 | CoDCompetitive | cd0v8c9 |
HIF leaving without responding to MRA bullshit comments. | SaltyFresh | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,228 | TrollXChromosomes | 1pc647 |
I told one to bow down before my all mighty uterus and he thought I was serious. | CrackheadHamster | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,177 | TrollXChromosomes | cd0xeuq |
that's because secretly he really thinks he should (and he resents you for it). | SaltyFresh | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,486 | TrollXChromosomes | cd0yaw7 |
It's the gyocentric culture he was raised in :( | CrackheadHamster | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,339 | TrollXChromosomes | cd0ymph |
Donate cancer supportive care kits to people of all genders and ages. | cripfemme | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,970 | MensRights | 1pc5s2 |
Piss off with this donation bullshit. | LAMFF | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,912,891 | MensRights | cd0wk3e |
Sun News barred from Native anti-fracking protest | Harvo | 190 | 190 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,908,652 | canada | 1pc5cq |
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