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We are far too bush repealing Obamacare and redefining rape to be bothered with that. | midway0512 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,409 | politics | cd05vpt |
He should have lied. | ignorant-slut | 336 | 336 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,944 | creepyPMs | 1p9poj |
Well I guess he didn't lie, what a morally upright fellow. | Gamer_152 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,864,490 | creepyPMs | cd0jesc |
The Penalty that should have been | lawkillsbrooke | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,685 | realmadrid | 1p9peg |
Not even kidding I know a Barca fan who said that this was a dive lol | Electric_Pegasus | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,597 | realmadrid | cd05xyc |
The down votes are for an obvious lie, no way anyone can be that dumb. | Sgt_peppers | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,816,273 | realmadrid | cd065u0 |
You forgot BBM! | asdd1937 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,894 | teenagers | cd05dxz |
Describe your Friday Night I'm curious as to see what kind of nights everyone has | Rtwk | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,300 | teenagers | 1p9oxk |
Mind sharing some context? | Rtwk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,864 | teenagers | cd05dl4 |
Thanks, that cleared it up. | Rtwk | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,191 | teenagers | cd05t1f |
Over manly man deals with bear trying to steal his food | redditMEred | 2,092 | 2,092 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,811,370 | funny | 1p9mqf |
I don't always smack a bear on the nose, but when I do, it's over some M&M's | somethingnewxx | 485 | 485 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,812,843 | funny | cd051tp |
Man, let's hope you don't put your next sexts on reddit this time, that would be a disaster. | mrgermanninja | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,830,857 | tifu | cd0aso8 |
Why can't more people be this polite? | TheAmazingTruth | 2,580 | 2,580 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,810,845 | AdviceAnimals | 1p9m3e |
Business partners wife won a hospital lottery | ckydmk | 2,125 | 2,125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,810,412 | AdviceAnimals | 1p9llt |
I'm sure she said that because she's the primary income in that household. | Electroverted | -13 | -13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,821,995 | AdviceAnimals | cd08130 |
Brady's middle and ring fingers on throwing hand taped together today during Make A Wish event | xAtarigeekx | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,810,283 | Patriots | 1p9lfr |
Prejudice, judgmental, narrow-minded AND opinionated... all for not wanting to give out my e-mail to a complete stranger. | [deleted] | 178 | 178 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,809,350 | creepyPMs | 1p9kcr |
I would like to clear up this whole "confederate flag" controversy. | crooked-heart | 1,480 | 1,480 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,808,989 | funny | 1p9jy8 |
Civil war jokes are a thing now? | nodnarbiter | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,441 | funny | cd05k86 |
*cough* you mean the War of Northern Aggression | IronMaiden571 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,823,975 | funny | cd08nvp |
TIL That out of the 120,000 apps in Blackberry App World 47,000 of them are made by one developer | cyborgworm | 2,450 | 2,450 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,808,603 | todayilearned | 1p9jh1 |
Actually, a few months ago Apple said that over 90 percent of apps are downloaded at least once a month. | ToStringPause | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,829,581 | todayilearned | cd0ae32 |
Which means over a 100k apps are basically not used at all as less than one download / month can be considered dead from my point of view. | A_Sinclaire | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,830,525 | todayilearned | cd0aovf |
Photographs reportedly depicting activity at a "krokodil house", new type of heroin which eats the flesh of its users. | I_Wear_My_Sunglasses | 600 | 600 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,808,415 | WTF | 1p9j9p |
Just get those people heroin and syringes. | Thorrtun | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,824,115 | WTF | cd08phh |
Conan reviews Slender, Amnesia, and Outlast | Globe90Squatter | 797 | 797 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,808,010 | videos | 1p9iti |
They should have played using an Oculus Rift, would have been a lot more interesting. | kakiwar | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,833,107 | videos | cd0bige |
Yeah, because that makes for a great presentation for TV. | ISNT_A_NOVELTY | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,835,786 | videos | cd0cdf6 |
My college desk built for work and some play | Fidget08 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,806,642 | minimalism | 1p9hbp |
I'd want a chair too | kuvter | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,829,524 | minimalism | cd0adem |
A touching tale of two brothers .... And potato salad | Rexecore | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,806,625 | DeepIntoYouTube | 1p9hb2 |
Ditto easy he can transform into anything a book, a cannon and a woman on those cold and lonely nights. | BHS94 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,828,352 | pokemon | cd0a0hu |
Things got weird. | Amarant2 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,838,353 | pokemon | cd0d6u2 |
A Tennessee judge who ordered a baby's name changed from Messiah to Martin, saying the former was reserved for Jesus Christ, has been cited by a court panel for an inappropriate religious bias in violation of the state judicial code of conduct. | EFINI | 3,457 | 3,457 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,035 | news | 1p9fn1 |
You don't have to be religious to know that Messiah is a shitty name that will damage the kid. | TORMEAD | 218 | 218 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,812,658 | news | cd04znf |
Well, to be fair, being called "Messiah" probably will get you more tormented than a kid named Jim, but acting like it's child abuse or something (TORMEAD was obviously implying that) is ridiculous. | Ramivacation | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,927 | news | cd061vf |
That's some good police work, Lou! | looktowindward | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,196 | news | cd05he5 |
Bake 'em away, toys. | savageboredom | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,815,898 | news | cd061j8 |
CITIZENS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOG ON: THIS IS A POLICE PSA | Rykleos | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,804,907 | CivCraftAytos | 1p9fi8 |
This is very scary I have been a citizen for less than a full day and I have been attacked in two seperate events | ___lol_ | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,343 | CivCraftAytos | cd02jyo |
Sir, I can assure you that the PILF will **never** let a thing like this happen. | timmy123180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,489 | CivCraftAytos | cd02lnz |
Unlike the SDP, who are totally fine with it. | kevalalajnen | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,818,196 | CivCraftAytos | cd06sle |
What's a popular opinion on Reddit that you are baffled by? | JenniferHewitt | 1,433 | 1,433 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,804,857 | AskReddit | 1p9fgk |
I find it funny that these people who say "you should pass a test to get the right to live" think that they'll all pass this test no problem. | xSlappy- | 289 | 289 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,816,687 | AskReddit | cd06apt |
But they're so enlightened, and that's what the test would undoubtedly be about, right? | old_ex-leper | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,835,906 | AskReddit | cd0cerv |
Yeah, I cut the grass so that means I'm literally Hitler and can't disagree with animal abuse. | Space_Lift | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,839,196 | AskReddit | cd0dgee |
The amount of people who think Obamacare is the same as Universal healthcare is astounding. | blacktalon47 | 1,344 | 1,344 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,809,552 | AskReddit | cd03y8g |
I definitely don't think it is the same thing, but I do insist that it is the tiniest of first steps to get there. | MRSAurus | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,870 | AskReddit | cd05p8x |
True true, also never go to thredpill it is the worst example of this ever. | [deleted] | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,826,870 | AskReddit | cd09k95 |
Christian activist warns: Obama turning us all into pro-gay, European zombies | [deleted] | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,804,780 | conspiratard | 1p9fdh |
A second African-American college student has come forward to allege racial profiling, saying undercover officers stopped and questioned her after she bought a $2,500 bag at Barneys New York. | zorro24 | 233 | 233 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,804,761 | news | 1p9fcr |
There are people who exist in this world who have money | SEGirl | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,813,267 | news | cd056pr |
Yes, but they can't be black. | el_boogie | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,817,920 | news | cd06pc9 |
I got an email from my isp, so I just got a seedbox instead - that way it isn't directly linked to my IP and I get better download speed anyway! | Oranges13 | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,769 | AskReddit | cd05o2w |
You can do it, you just have to get the basic cable package plus the premiums, of and the rental fee for the TiVo and that only costs $150 a month ( for the first six months at which point it will double with no warning), should I sign you up now Sir? | Oranges13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,863,421 | AskReddit | cd0j9vt |
How did you not realize that? | Euqirne | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,823,006 | blackops2 | cd08cj6 |
The high pitched tone of a semtex is easily mistaken for a frag. | Smugjester | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,228 | blackops2 | cd1d84g |
This guy did not like me calling out his copypasta. | Plaid_Skirt | 152 | 152 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,803,935 | creepyPMs | 1p9ej5 |
i will | filonome | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,811,523 | worldnews | cd04mbn |
Upvotes don't count | rickscarf | 107 | 107 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,812,384 | worldnews | cd04wgk |
Yeah, only "Likes" can actually affect real change. | oobey | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,814,536 | worldnews | cd05ldh |
Isn't that how we got Kony | Tony_Sacrimoni | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,818,012 | worldnews | cd06qhi |
Not in this picture, a Cargobob. | Harrisano | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,824,260 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd08r69 |
The night is darker. | tinnedwaffles | 238 | 238 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,351 | Planetside | 1p9a7k |
Vanu buff. | goldtophero | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,808,964 | Planetside | cd03r68 |
Now the NC yellow won't stand out even more. | smartGuy156 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,841,514 | Planetside | cd0e62e |
Half a milllion Californians could lose their health care under Obamacare next year | bobthereddituser | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,058 | Conservative | 1p99ye |
But isnt that still better than being a republican? | sadistmushroom | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,805,941 | Conservative | cd02r09 |
Monopoly | zebhel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,803,136 | boardgames | cd01uue |
B-b-but.... he was an abusive woman beater! | kirby2341 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,891,550 | beatles | cd0ochk |
a timeless cutie from 1966 | burntheministry | 2,623 | 2,623 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,798,164 | nsfw | 1p996u |
Looks shopped. | Synchrotr0n | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,828,982 | nsfw | cd0a7e1 |
What Obama 'Did In Secret' In Newtown | ActuallyLOLGOP | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,797,682 | obama | 1p98rz |
Really cool except for the Jesusy stuff at the end | Contron | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,841,346 | obama | cd0e44r |
If Real want this guy from us they better offer Bale money...Suarez is insane | Esco9 | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,636 | soccer | cd00tj7 |
TORRES! | iamPause | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,817,106 | soccer | cd06fu0 |
My jaw dropped when I heard my buddy's girlfriend say this | BlandlyInoffensive | 1,943 | 1,943 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,796,667 | AdviceAnimals | 1p97yb |
What an interesting and delightful comment :) keep up the good work | VeradilGaming | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,803,055 | AdviceAnimals | cd01twu |
Trying to find my wife the right concealed carry gun. | GOA_AMD65 | 243 | 243 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,796,475 | Firearms | 1p97rz |
Might want a gun that's a bit bigger | Redskull673 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,823,297 | Firearms | cd08fuq |
Tridas strat by LGD.INT (CM,WR and Spectre) $$$ So much $$$ | HauroLoL | 84 | 84 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,795,697 | DotA2 | 1p9754 |
my friend used to jungle midas cm a bit in pubs (when we 5stacked) he's proud to have changed the meta | Smithsonian45 | -27 | -27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,801,066 | DotA2 | cd0183b |
yeah i dont think it was him | loafbone | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,809,622 | DotA2 | cd03z2f |
jesus christ no shit it wasn't him i guess I was missing a /humour tag or something | Smithsonian45 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,828,671 | DotA2 | cd0a3xm |
pretty sure it's | Jizg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,831,080 | DotA2 | cd0av9k |
I like how you referred to the black person as a "slave" and not the white person as a "slave owner". | Barrin | 273 | 273 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,801,320 | AdviceAnimals | cd01asa |
I was gonna say wrong duck then I realized that the other duck is probably wearing his skin.... *shutters* | MissJBoo | 438 | 438 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,795,233 | AdviceAnimals | cczzr8z |
Yeah but that photoshop though | RenoIReddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,827,351 | AdviceAnimals | cd09pir |
Cashiers of Reddit, what products do you silently judge people for buying? | Exceon | 2,191 | 2,191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,793,482 | AskReddit | 1p95jc |
Name: Mantis Toboggan Rationale: Procuring monster condoms for his magnum dong | ElaineThreepwoody | 2,537 | 2,537 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,795,750 | AskReddit | cczzv66 |
You called? | Dr-MantisToboggan | 2,393 | 2,393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,797,590 | AskReddit | cd00abi |
I get the wet produce and clams, but isn't it you guys' fault if the meat is leaking? | [deleted] | 421 | 421 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,327 | AskReddit | cd00qga |
She accused me of being controlling... 2 years down the drain. | ToTouchAnEmu | 2,112 | 2,112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,793,210 | AdviceAnimals | 1p95cd |
NSA Chief Says Government Must Silence Media | [deleted] | 1,106 | 1,106 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,793,190 | Libertarian | 1p95bu |
Yeeeeaaaahhh, that makes so much sense | cipahs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,826,111 | Libertarian | cd09bxr |
"No woman, no drive" the Saudi Arabian satirical version of the famous Bob Marley song. | Salman91 | 2,416 | 2,416 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,792,606 | videos | 1p94xc |
michele bachmann 2016 | nedonedonedo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,850,459 | videos | cd0gszy |
ESPN's College Gameday Show Thread Discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here. | CFB_Referee | 113 | 113 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,791,506 | CFB | 1p947r |
Wonder if Chevy has the stones to make a Nazi Final Solution commercial? | CambodianDrywall | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,799,869 | CFB | cd00vw2 |
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