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Apparently you dudes who think dudes are gay for liking a shower curtain with gay dudes on it are secretly into dudes. | absofsteelydan | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,676 | funny | cd0yr9d |
Or maybe those dudes who think dudes are gay for liking a shower curtain with gay dudes are actually just straight dudes who like shower curtains with gay dudes on them. | FelisVulpes | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,919,536 | funny | cd0z2z8 |
To anyone wondering who can't watch the Cowboys game and are wondering where Dez is, Romo is just handing the ball off over and over and over because it's working against the Lion's defense. | I_Lost_My_Apatite | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,894,988 | fantasyfootball | cd0pk2l |
Thomas Robinson busted doing 107 mph in 55 zone on Friday driving Porche Panamera. | thatdudecalledZZ | 182 | 182 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,893,927 | nba | 1pbm6n |
Glad we got rid of that bad seed! | JesseJaymz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,940,736 | nba | cd16su6 |
How the Democrats threw a pregnant woman off her insurance. | EdwinParsons | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,893,326 | politics | 1pblid |
my money is on that one day we will have an open world game that looks exactly like the top picture | gijsdaboss | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,893,327 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd0oyex |
Wow, with the way graphics have advanced in the past 5 years even, ya don't say? | Gruto | -19 | -19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,894,984 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd0pk0v |
Thought you guys my like my new shirt. | Studmonkey3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,891,394 | 49ers | 1pbjej |
Exactly what the 49ers need, a thug look | Cuban_Cigar | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,892,757 | 49ers | cd0orcj |
Europe should be grateful for NSA spying, US congressman Rogers says | trilbey | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,891,149 | europe | 1pbj5b |
I've always been afraid of what Mme Merkel is up to... bloody german ~~terrorists~~ tourists. | fenux | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,903,067 | europe | cd0sq2x |
Your average hipster | [deleted] | 2,073 | 2,073 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,966 | cringepics | 1pbixp |
just trying 2 fit in but stand out | redrebellion | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,851 | cringepics | cd1c2f5 |
AP Top 25 | Week 10 | hythloday1 | 352 | 352 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,965 | CFB | 1pbixn |
I thought Houston would have at least been getting votes after starting 6-1 and clobbering Rutgers. | beastmode_sd | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,892,913 | CFB | cd0otbs |
2 white men and a white woman make fun of Trayvon Martin's death in racist Halloween costume. | Caminsky | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,808 | news | 1pbis4 |
Dempster letting A-Rod take first base for free! | integratedc | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,137 | baseball | cd0vifj |
When the Dodgers urinated in our pool. | ellius | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,921,661 | baseball | cd0zyhp |
How we, as the TRUE Masters of gaming, will demarcate between the peasants, and the Masters. | ARasool | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,889,017 | pcmasterrace | 1pbgyn |
Clearly you are a freak and must be shunned, Palm Grip Master Race forever! | synobal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,910,292 | pcmasterrace | cd0vkhb |
How many of you does this apply to? | [deleted] | 1,190 | 1,190 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,888,046 | teenagers | 1pbfzj |
Batman: Arkham Logic | terpdx | 2,299 | 2,299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,887,909 | gaming | 1pbfv0 |
then we all remembered it was a prequel and the whole point to the story is he isn't as refined a fighter or detective. | zerow6789 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,819 | gaming | cd0o3mk |
Games aren't supposed to be fun they need to be realistic duhh | xzElmozx | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,901,916 | gaming | cd0s9bs |
Another fun fact for y'all: Michigan State has held its opponents to under 100 yards rushing in 11 consecutive games. | nuxenolith | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,904,806 | CFB | cd0tf89 |
You mean to tell me Indiana's defense isn't as good as State's? | Ooftyman | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,418 | CFB | cd0y9x8 |
Wind farm in Denmark creating fog. | Streets71 | 3,002 | 3,002 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,886,609 | pics | 1pbeng |
Is it creating fog or is it simply foggy out and the wind farm is creating turbulence, which is visible in the fog? | onering | 616 | 616 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,544 | pics | cd0o0ay |
Yes. | Kryten_2X4B_523P | 267 | 267 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,710 | pics | cd0qm6b |
You are no use to society! | zaroclow | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,909,409 | pics | cd0v85e |
Barack Obama 'approved tapping Angela Merkel's phone 3 years ago' | Criminoboy | 3,477 | 3,477 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,886,598 | worldnews | 1pben3 |
Look at that smile | pbnjmonkey | 2,584 | 2,584 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,886,481 | aww | 1pbejc |
But... But dogs are people too! | HoshPoshMosh | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,917,276 | aww | cd0y7wc |
What's the weirdest first name you ever encountered ? | Vermoot | 1,250 | 1,250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,886,429 | AskReddit | 1pbeho |
My names Ghoti and it's pronounced fish. | blockydragon | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,914,126 | AskReddit | cd0x0t7 |
Danshoku Dino's DEVASTATING finishing sequence. | AgainPenis | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,885,906 | SquaredCircle | 1pbe0u |
This guy is stealing my moves! | jcockstrong | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,907,876 | SquaredCircle | cd0un0p |
The next food stamp crisis is about to hit | mitchwells | 199 | 199 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,885,354 | politics | 1pbdl3 |
I don't know what I expected | bs000 | 2,463 | 2,463 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,885,143 | gaming | 1pbde2 |
Because they're all 12. | Crashdownx | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,895,526 | gaming | cd0prbi |
Why religion is toxic: To Be With Her Father in Heaven, Girl, 12, Commits Suicide | [deleted] | 1,503 | 1,503 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,549 | atheism | 1pbc1g |
Yes because religion has NEVER saved people on the brink of suicide or anything. | SLeazyPolarBear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,891,756 | atheism | cd0of28 |
Vettel receives reprimand and RB gets a fine for post race celebrations | 2498b3 | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,514 | formula1 | 1pbc0d |
Next race, drivers will be stopping in the middle of the road to pick up stranded colleagues. | FelixR1991 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,885,702 | formula1 | cd0mlm3 |
ANd this is why I didn't have any friends in middle school | poopyface05 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,882,235 | AdviceAnimals | 1pbb0f |
Or could it be because you're a narcissistic dick? | yumtacos | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,882,364 | AdviceAnimals | cd0lto1 |
But I'm a redditor and redditors and not narcissistic dicks | poopyface05 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,137 | AdviceAnimals | cd0lzck |
Jimmy Graham has a partially torn plantar fascia | Practicing | 487 | 487 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,881,867 | nfl | 1pbaq4 |
OMG now that you said this, I think all Bills fans are assholes | IamLordFlacko | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,891,697 | nfl | cd0oecz |
I'm so devious | octonom | 1,600 | 1,600 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,880,977 | AdviceAnimals | 1pba3o |
I don't use it, but the US constitution comes to mind. | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,171 | AskReddit | cd0nvwp |
Haha, it hasn't been used since 9/11/01. | crbiker | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,995 | AskReddit | cd0rw8t |
Thanks Obama! | Burial4TetThomYorke | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,901,883 | AskReddit | cd0s8vs |
Yes, that makes it okay | elj0h0 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,895,107 | conspiracy | cd0plne |
Which American Norms do you find weird? | wonderer247 | 560 | 560 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,879,446 | AskReddit | 1pb92h |
Pledge of allegiance | twogunsalute | 652 | 652 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,562 | AskReddit | cd0m2q5 |
CEO-to-worker pay gap is obscene; want to know how obscene? | SomeKindOfMutant | 2,698 | 2,698 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,878,862 | politics | 1pb8nm |
can someone please explain why a ceo SHOULDN'T make way more than the average worker? | rocks4jocks | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,895,458 | politics | cd0pqdz |
because we are all equal | demonshalo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,896,408 | politics | cd0q3dz |
Gee, Mom, I wonder why. | improbableartichokes | 2,316 | 2,316 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,940 | AdviceAnimals | 1pb80o |
Yes, because mothers only exist in the US and all of them are politically aware. | HTMLMencken | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,889,740 | AdviceAnimals | cd0nr68 |
What conspiracy theory do you actually believe? | koerdinator | 1,509 | 1,509 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,433 | AskReddit | 1pb7p6 |
Why is it that when two wealthy libertarians put money in politics, they are "orchestrating" and manipulating people to act against their own interests, but when the Ford Foundation, Democracy Alliance and Soros do the same thing - and have been doing it for a very long time at far higher sums than the Koch Brothers - it's just "public interest" activism? | BaronVonCrunch | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,894,707 | AskReddit | cd0pgd5 |
Because apparently libertarians hate the poor, but anybody who supports democratic/progressive causes are only doing it out of the goodness of their heart. | andjok | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,918,708 | AskReddit | cd0yrop |
The invasion of Iraq had nothing to do with fighting terrorism and everything to do with protecting the Petrodollar system and gaining a stronger military foothold in the Middle East. | Roods | 334 | 334 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,887,655 | AskReddit | cd0n4sk |
Because we all know how profitable recent wars have been | JackTheFlying | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,005,224 | AskReddit | cd1q101 |
'Surveillance of the Fittest' on a wall in Cologne, Germany. | HopelessAmbition | 621 | 621 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,235 | pics | 1pb7jz |
So edgy and original! | gigamiga | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,888,549 | pics | cd0nebq |
What is one fact that, despite being 100% true, is still greatly debated? | azchrisb | 2,124 | 2,124 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,005 | AskReddit | 1pb7e3 |
That climate change is happening. | clocked_it | 2,299 | 2,299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,032 | AskReddit | cd0kxol |
Interestingly, this is not a debate at all in the scientific community. | vax217 | 612 | 612 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,881,773 | AskReddit | cd0lpjt |
Evolution is proven in many aspects. | Zeinoun | 2,353 | 2,353 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,877,184 | AskReddit | cd0kyfh |
Starts off wall with "no youre an idiot" Okay definitely gonna read your shit now. | supersmileyface | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,972,785 | AskReddit | cd1cpjf |
windfarms do not cause health issues | crazytombananapants | 2,732 | 2,732 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,878,167 | AskReddit | cd0l3gc |
But the bog question is, do they cause visual pollution? | Octopictogram | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,915,611 | AskReddit | cd0xkn5 |
That dinosaurs existed. | Jakekg | 3,217 | 3,217 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,879,308 | AskReddit | cd0l9o5 |
Even the creationists believe dinosaurs existed, just that they roamed the earth just a couple of thousand years ago, at the same time as humans, and we used to ride them. | satanismyhomeboy | 1,255 | 1,255 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,880,188 | AskReddit | cd0lf52 |
And I've heard that they were placed by god, "for his own reasons which we cannot understand." | D4rv1d | 922 | 922 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,882,258 | AskReddit | cd0lsws |
Beelzebusaurusrex | Bellybutton_Fluff | 820 | 820 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,885,083 | AskReddit | cd0mfva |
Is that a pokemon or a satanic dinosaur? | SqueeStarcraft | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,888,034 | AskReddit | cd0n8tf |
There's a difference? | DELTATKG | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,896,328 | AskReddit | cd0q2b0 |
But.. Fossils.. :( | hatasgunnahate | 2,347 | 2,347 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,880,311 | AskReddit | cd0lfwx |
I once knew someone who believed fossils are fake and scientists just put them in the ground and buried them up again. | zach2992 | 2,689 | 2,689 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,880,679 | AskReddit | cd0li9h |
I thought the devil put them there, not scientists? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,969 | AskReddit | cd0qpo0 |
"What's the difference?" | experts_never_lie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,791 | AskReddit | cd0rte0 |
God put them in the ground to test our faith. | rinnip | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,890,355 | AskReddit | cd0ny0b |
Fossil were created by Satan to steer the righteous into damnation! | unclefisty | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,900,495 | AskReddit | cd0rp47 |
Poor people are not lazy slobs; well not *always*. | jberd45 | 1,913 | 1,913 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,880,655 | AskReddit | cd0li4e |
Most homeless people actually have mental disorders! | millsup | 1,213 | 1,213 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,709 | AskReddit | cd0m3ze |
Homosexuality is NOT an illness. | StacoOrikoro | 487 | 487 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,883,597 | AskReddit | cd0m31q |
That there are Christians who believe in evolution, dinosaurs, and don't vote republican. | Lakerhawk | 923 | 923 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,888,678 | AskReddit | cd0nfps |
citation? | marinersalbatross | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,897,637 | AskReddit | cd0ql6f |
Statistically teaching kids how to use contraception reduces *ABORTION* | mib5799 | 902 | 902 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,898,025 | AskReddit | cd0qqfj |
But contraception makes the Baby Jesus cry! | SoulMasterKaze | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,922,368 | AskReddit | cd108zy |
time to go search the web for a cool skin | _VanillaFace_ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,902,257 | ShotBow | cd0se5w |
Four Times | metamorphomisk | 189 | 189 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,875,340 | formula1 | 1pb6co |
Is it just me or does that car look 10x better bathing in a cloud of it's own tyre smoke? | 1Stirling | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,876,347 | formula1 | cd0ku84 |
This is before the burn outs; that's just the smog! | XyploatKyrt | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,878,440 | formula1 | cd0l4w5 |
You forgot drugs. | callingbullshit01 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,881,502 | BitcoinBeginners | cd0lnob |
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