CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the uk.	true
How do crazy people go through the forest? they take the psycho path.	true
U.s. officials launch a zika travel advisory for southeast asia	false
Nakoula basseley nakoula, man linked to anti-islam film, taken in for questioning	false
Adele announces plans for another baby at the end of her tour	false
What do you call minecraft in germany? nein-craft!	true
I like my women like i like my coffee. given away for free at an alcoholics anonymous meeting.	true
A secessionist and a black nationalist join forces after charlottesville	false
Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? because they're trying asbestos they can.	true
Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? no? well he didn't see you either.	true
What do music producers eat for breakfast? fruity loops	true
There are 3 types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't.	true
What if lady gaga was half irish, half japanese? rady o'gaga	true
What the holidays are like after divorce, according to kids who've been there	false
Did you hear willie nelson got run over? he was playing on the road again.	true
A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway.	true
Watch 15 years of earthquakes rock the planet	false
Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed.	true
What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? i trussed you.	true
If i was ever in prison i'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover	true
What do women and spotify ads have in common? they're both annoying and want your money.	true
What do all rioters have in common? youth	true
Meet my good friend 50 cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 pounds	true
The significance of the cherry blossom: from beloved tree to cultural icon	false
Bill hudson says oliver and kate hudson are 'dead' to him	false
The 10 things you need to watch if you missed nba all-star weekend	false
243 you asked for it :d edit: holy hell this one actually got some attention.	true
I'm not sure if i heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite.	true
Ashley graham nabs her second vogue cover in 3 months	false
Spike lee gets very heated at kickstarter criticism (video)	false
Floyd mayweather jr., t.i. involved in 'chair-tossing brawl'	false
Ben carson used his closing statement to spread a fake stalin quote	false
Cosmetology school was a real letdown. anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?	true
We are the naked emperor: on not wanting to know what we know	false
Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes i can stop any time i want.	true
Is weight gain a deterrent to quitting smoking?	false
What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? barack obama's tie	true
My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman	true
'aqua teen hunger force forever' will be the show's final season	false
What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? i don't cry when i'm cutting up the hooker	true
Narrowly-divided fda panel votes to modify avandia restrictions	false
Evil tuna did you hear about the evil tuna? he was rotten to the albacore.	true
Random sunsets around the world - part 6, northern europe - sinking low on the looney front	false
What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? sparky	true
How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?	true
Want to reward your brain? get off the couch	false
1+1=3 it does take about 9 months though	true
Why sleeping in just makes you more tired	false
New york fashion week fall 2012: kristin chenoweth loves 'smash,' shopping at gap kids	false
What is romeo and juliet's favorite fruit? cantaloupe.	true
How many palindromes do i know of? not a ton	true
This is what a perfect free kick looks like	false
Listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014	false
Why we need to redefine 'having it all'	false
Gps for the soul review: one user declares 'soul located'	false
Natalie wood's cause of death changed from 'accident' to 'undetermined'	false
Have you heard about this? it's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing.	true
My gilfriend is like pokemon go servers. unreliable edit: bad spelling in title	true
Epa engaged in 'covert propaganda' by promoting clean water rule: gao	false
What the hell hollywood? i've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.	true
Indiana voters make picks in house, state legislature races	false
I'm such a crastinator... i'm way too busy redditing to go pro!	true
I'm selling my talking parrot. why? because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.	true
A friend and i got into a fight on a ski lift. it was an uphill battle.	true
Woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar	false
gets crushed by a bus checks to see if phone is intact	true
'snl' takes on sexist super bowl stereotypes in the best way	false
Republicans' letter to iran violates at least the spirit of the constitution	false
For $10, new york city students see ‘hamilton’ and rap for lin-manuel miranda	false
Man quits job to become full-time 'pokemon go' player	false
Memphis pride reaches beyond beale street despite grizzlies losing season	false
Police officer: why were you speeding? women driver: i was late for traffic school.	true
Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.	true
2 sentenced to death in bangladesh for killing blogger	false
1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus	false
How having friends who do yoga has helped me	false
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? an orphan.	true
Titanic: deeper life lessons than 'just' young love	false
I get bi with a little help from my friends.	true
What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? a simple game of hopscotch: me v. yo mama	true
Whats the diffrence between hitler and usain bolt? one can acctualy finish a race	true
Why is hitler vegetarian because he burnt all his meat!	true
Police asked brussels residents not to tweet about lockdown, so they shared cat photos instead	false
The amazing way this nfl team just stepped up for mental health	false
Why does voldemort have flat face? he ran into wrong wall at train station	true
I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. it got awkward when she started giggling	true
Did you hear about the time pontius pilate got really drunk? he ended up nailing jesus.	true
A gingerbread man veteran ...lost his legs in 'nom	true
Lauren graham pays tribute to 'gilmore girls' dad edward herrmann	false
Meet rand paul's man in this key 2016 state	false
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? a big stinker!	true
5 ways to put fall leaves to work in your garden	false
When my son met another out lgbtq kid on the first day of middle school	false
Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? because they can't elope.	true
Michael phelps wins 100 meter butterfly in final race before rio olympics	false
You know what really breaks my heart? cholesterol.	true
Why are there no bungalows in france? because the french have many flaws	true
What's the riddle? what has a foot but no legs?	true
I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply	true
Burger to wed king in most delicious marriage ever	false

A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the uk.

true

How do crazy people go through the forest? they take the psycho path.

true

U.s. officials launch a zika travel advisory for southeast asia

false

Nakoula basseley nakoula, man linked to anti-islam film, taken in for questioning

false

Adele announces plans for another baby at the end of her tour

false

What do you call minecraft in germany? nein-craft!

true

I like my women like i like my coffee. given away for free at an alcoholics anonymous meeting.

true

A secessionist and a black nationalist join forces after charlottesville

false

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly? because they're trying asbestos they can.

true

Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? no? well he didn't see you either.

true

What do music producers eat for breakfast? fruity loops

true

There are 3 types of people in this world... those who can count, and those who can't.

true

What if lady gaga was half irish, half japanese? rady o'gaga

true

What the holidays are like after divorce, according to kids who've been there

false

Did you hear willie nelson got run over? he was playing on the road again.

true

A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway.

true

Watch 15 years of earthquakes rock the planet

false

Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed.

true

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? i trussed you.

true

If i was ever in prison i'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover

true

What do women and spotify ads have in common? they're both annoying and want your money.

true

What do all rioters have in common? youth

true

Meet my good friend 50 cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 pounds

true

The significance of the cherry blossom: from beloved tree to cultural icon

false

Bill hudson says oliver and kate hudson are 'dead' to him

false

The 10 things you need to watch if you missed nba all-star weekend

false

243 you asked for it :d edit: holy hell this one actually got some attention.

true

I'm not sure if i heard a bootleg firecracker... or a pound of dynamite.

true

Ashley graham nabs her second vogue cover in 3 months

false

Spike lee gets very heated at kickstarter criticism (video)

false

Floyd mayweather jr., t.i. involved in 'chair-tossing brawl'

false

Ben carson used his closing statement to spread a fake stalin quote

false

Cosmetology school was a real letdown. anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?

true

We are the naked emperor: on not wanting to know what we know

false

Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes i can stop any time i want.

true

Is weight gain a deterrent to quitting smoking?

false

What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? barack obama's tie

true

My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman

true

'aqua teen hunger force forever' will be the show's final season

false

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? i don't cry when i'm cutting up the hooker

true

Narrowly-divided fda panel votes to modify avandia restrictions

false

Evil tuna did you hear about the evil tuna? he was rotten to the albacore.

true

Random sunsets around the world - part 6, northern europe - sinking low on the looney front

false

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls? sparky

true

How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?

true

Want to reward your brain? get off the couch

false

1+1=3 it does take about 9 months though

true

Why sleeping in just makes you more tired

false

New york fashion week fall 2012: kristin chenoweth loves 'smash,' shopping at gap kids

false

What is romeo and juliet's favorite fruit? cantaloupe.

true

How many palindromes do i know of? not a ton

true

This is what a perfect free kick looks like

false

Listen up! my favorite americana discoveries of 2014

false

Why we need to redefine 'having it all'

false

Gps for the soul review: one user declares 'soul located'

false

Natalie wood's cause of death changed from 'accident' to 'undetermined'

false

Have you heard about this? it's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing.

true

My gilfriend is like pokemon go servers. unreliable edit: bad spelling in title

true

Epa engaged in 'covert propaganda' by promoting clean water rule: gao

false

What the hell hollywood? i've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.

true

Indiana voters make picks in house, state legislature races

false

I'm such a crastinator... i'm way too busy redditing to go pro!

true

I'm selling my talking parrot. why? because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.

true

A friend and i got into a fight on a ski lift. it was an uphill battle.

true

Woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar

false

*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*

true

'snl' takes on sexist super bowl stereotypes in the best way

false

Republicans' letter to iran violates at least the spirit of the constitution

false

For $10, new york city students see ‘hamilton’ and rap for lin-manuel miranda

false

Man quits job to become full-time 'pokemon go' player

false

Memphis pride reaches beyond beale street despite grizzlies losing season

false

Police officer: why were you speeding? women driver: i was late for traffic school.

true

Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.

true

2 sentenced to death in bangladesh for killing blogger

false

1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus

false

How having friends who do yoga has helped me

false

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? an orphan.

true

Titanic: deeper life lessons than 'just' young love

false

I get bi with a little help from my friends.

true

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves? a simple game of hopscotch: me v. yo mama

true

Whats the diffrence between hitler and usain bolt? one can acctualy finish a race

true

Why is hitler vegetarian because he burnt all his meat!

true

Police asked brussels residents not to tweet about lockdown, so they shared cat photos instead

false

The amazing way this nfl team just stepped up for mental health

false

Why does voldemort have flat face? he ran into wrong wall at train station

true

I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. it got awkward when she started giggling

true

Did you hear about the time pontius pilate got really drunk? he ended up nailing jesus.

true

A gingerbread man veteran ...lost his legs in 'nom

true

Lauren graham pays tribute to 'gilmore girls' dad edward herrmann

false

Meet rand paul's man in this key 2016 state

false

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? a big stinker!

true

5 ways to put fall leaves to work in your garden

false

When my son met another out lgbtq kid on the first day of middle school

false

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed? because they can't elope.

true

Michael phelps wins 100 meter butterfly in final race before rio olympics

false

You know what really breaks my heart? cholesterol.

true

Why are there no bungalows in france? because the french have many flaws

true

What's the riddle? what has a foot but no legs?

true

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

true

Burger to wed king in most delicious marriage ever

false