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At least 5 dead in violent clashes in nicaragua over social security changes
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Jon ralston: 5 questions that will decide nevada
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Health ills that can come with years of diabetes
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Me: i'm happy right now. life: lol, one sec bro
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? coach.
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I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff.
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What do married people do for fun? get divorced.
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Him: you need to work on your communication skills me: please be more specific
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Colo, world's oldest known gorilla, dies at 60
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Full moon could spur bad sleep, study suggests
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Obama: backing away from immigration reform is 'not leadership'
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You know i heard hitler was a really good cook. . . everything he made was kosher.
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That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to.
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What everyone is getting wrong about serena williams' return to indian wells
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Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops.
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Trump says 'all options are on the table' on north korea
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Alyson hannigan had an awesome answer to a 'dreaded question' from her daughter
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Isaiah cooper shares life on the appalachian trail
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Gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody
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Volcanoes on jupiter's moon io stump scientists with unexpected distribution & location (photo)
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Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? because they can't even.
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Oceanographers from u.s. and german geotraces meet in the high arctic
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What does a mathematicion find in a forest? a natural log.
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Me: phone a friend judge: that's not how this works
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If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious.
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Neil patrick harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number. #emmys
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Tifu by making my husband the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub!
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Former cia chief says intelligence warrants fbi's trump-russia investigation
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What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? a condescending con descending.
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What happens when nigel farage makes a promise? he brexit.
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Chelsea manning sentenced to solitary confinement over suicide attempt
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Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? because sheeran.
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Resisting resistance: what's next in the fight against malaria?
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The blonds' 'good girl gone bad' nail art is packing a lot of heat (photos)
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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? cos the sine said so!
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Women in business: becky taylor, sylvan learning franchisee
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How (and why) to create a birth plan
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What did one cheese say to the other? i know it's cheesy, but i feel grate!
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What us state has the most cows? moosouri!
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Artist melts 100 tons of arctic ice to remind you that climate change is real
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Man tries to sell backpack filled with dirty socks as pot: cops
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Why did the samurais armor break? there was a chink in it.
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20 things i will not regret doing with my kids
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What kind of bear likes the rain? a drizzley bear.
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Did you hear about ryan seacrest's beard? apparently she's a former miss teen usa.
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People would rather watch the election than the olympics, for some reason
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Happy international childfree day! announcing 2014 childfree woman and man of the year
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The effects of israel's wars on diaspora jews
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Where did sally go when the bomb went off? everywhere
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Colombia's highest court paves way for marriage equality in surprise ruling
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What does an egg say when it's drunk? omelette
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How do you prepare a gorilla sundae? your start getting it ready fridae and saturdae!
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A new start with a first crush at continuum estate
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You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
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How to guarantee your workout is always working
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Ryan seacrest officially joins kelly ripa as co-host of 'live'
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Pumpkin-flavored products aren’t as healthy as you think
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Dear reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? whoops, wrong sub
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Time is the coin of life. only you can determine how it will be spent.
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For donald trump or hillary clinton, a hellish economy ahead
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I'm not racist. i treat everybody like they're black.
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Trump says he’ll immediately deport or imprison up to 3 million undocumented immigrants
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Why this artist hangs his paintings on abandoned buildings
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War and peace 2: woody saves buzz (tolstory)
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We saw a sign yesterday that said... no wonder your muffler is tired. it's exhausted !!!
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Now a company is using 'the handmaid's tale' to sell lingerie
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Why the ‘conservative’ chinese new year parade was super queer this year
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How long does it take mexicans to build a oh wow, they're done.
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Saw some snails fighting in my driveway... they were really slugging it out.
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How to avoid becoming a wedding horror story
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Microsoft's windows 10 is now running on 200 million devices
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Mom who got into an accident on the way to give birth is doing ok (video)
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Amazon resets some user passwords over fears of leak: report
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You know you've been trying to conceive when...
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What is the river of negation called? the nile
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I used to be a gynecologist... but after i started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home.
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Toni garrn is the new victoria's secret angel (photos)
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What's up in the sky, oh so high? a baby falling out of an airplane.
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Why is robert pattison so pale? there's no sunlight in the closet.
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Two (non-curse) words i can't stand hearing my kids say
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What do you call a frozen terrorist? a isilcle
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The secret to making 'magic mike xxl' star channing tatum strip
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Fear is a liar. here's how to make it honest.
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Uva students say banning sorority members from frat parties is 'dangerous'
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Judy garland's floral style...and how to get it
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Georgia pastor has no time for anti-lgbt hypocrites
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... it was tense.
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I before e, except after c, or when sounding like a in words like neighbor and weigh. **weird...**
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Obama's state of the union speeches show his dedication to lgbt rights
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What does a russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days.
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Supreme court could give donald trump free rein to indefinitely detain immigrants
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Kanye west is opening up a breakfast restaurant... omelette you finish
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From toddler to teen in one glance out the window
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Son: dad, did you get shot in the army? dad: no, i only got shot in the leggy.
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10 food instagrammers you have to follow right now
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I want a house i can drive my car in you could drive from vroom to vroom.
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Tom price says insurers should 'dust off how they did business before obamacare'
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5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss
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How one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership
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I do not trust my bowels... i just think they're full of shit _
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