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At least 5 dead in violent clashes in nicaragua over social security changes | false |
Jon ralston: 5 questions that will decide nevada | false |
Health ills that can come with years of diabetes | false |
Me: i'm happy right now. life: lol, one sec bro | true |
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? coach. | true |
I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff. | true |
What do married people do for fun? get divorced. | true |
Him: you need to work on your communication skills me: please be more specific | true |
Colo, world's oldest known gorilla, dies at 60 | false |
Full moon could spur bad sleep, study suggests | false |
Obama: backing away from immigration reform is 'not leadership' | false |
You know i heard hitler was a really good cook. . . everything he made was kosher. | true |
That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to. | true |
What everyone is getting wrong about serena williams' return to indian wells | false |
Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops. | true |
Trump says 'all options are on the table' on north korea | false |
Alyson hannigan had an awesome answer to a 'dreaded question' from her daughter | false |
Isaiah cooper shares life on the appalachian trail | false |
Gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody | false |
Volcanoes on jupiter's moon io stump scientists with unexpected distribution & location (photo) | false |
Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? because they can't even. | true |
Oceanographers from u.s. and german geotraces meet in the high arctic | false |
What does a mathematicion find in a forest? a natural log. | true |
Me: phone a friend judge: that's not how this works | true |
If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious. | true |
Neil patrick harris couldn't host a tapeworm without a musical number. #emmys | true |
Tifu by making my husband the wrong sandwich oops, wrong sub! | true |
Former cia chief says intelligence warrants fbi's trump-russia investigation | false |
What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? a condescending con descending. | true |
What happens when nigel farage makes a promise? he brexit. | true |
Chelsea manning sentenced to solitary confinement over suicide attempt | false |
Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? because sheeran. | true |
Resisting resistance: what's next in the fight against malaria? | false |
The blonds' 'good girl gone bad' nail art is packing a lot of heat (photos) | false |
Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? cos the sine said so! | true |
Women in business: becky taylor, sylvan learning franchisee | false |
How (and why) to create a birth plan | false |
What did one cheese say to the other? i know it's cheesy, but i feel grate! | true |
What us state has the most cows? moosouri! | true |
Artist melts 100 tons of arctic ice to remind you that climate change is real | false |
Man tries to sell backpack filled with dirty socks as pot: cops | false |
Why did the samurais armor break? there was a chink in it. | true |
20 things i will not regret doing with my kids | false |
What kind of bear likes the rain? a drizzley bear. | true |
Did you hear about ryan seacrest's beard? apparently she's a former miss teen usa. | true |
People would rather watch the election than the olympics, for some reason | false |
Happy international childfree day! announcing 2014 childfree woman and man of the year | false |
The effects of israel's wars on diaspora jews | false |
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? everywhere | true |
Colombia's highest court paves way for marriage equality in surprise ruling | false |
What does an egg say when it's drunk? omelette | true |
How do you prepare a gorilla sundae? your start getting it ready fridae and saturdae! | true |
A new start with a first crush at continuum estate | false |
You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace | true |
How to guarantee your workout is always working | false |
Ryan seacrest officially joins kelly ripa as co-host of 'live' | false |
Pumpkin-flavored products aren’t as healthy as you think | false |
Dear reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? whoops, wrong sub | true |
Time is the coin of life. only you can determine how it will be spent. | true |
For donald trump or hillary clinton, a hellish economy ahead | false |
I'm not racist. i treat everybody like they're black. | true |
Trump says he’ll immediately deport or imprison up to 3 million undocumented immigrants | false |
Why this artist hangs his paintings on abandoned buildings | false |
War and peace 2: woody saves buzz (tolstory) | true |
We saw a sign yesterday that said... no wonder your muffler is tired. it's exhausted !!! | true |
Now a company is using 'the handmaid's tale' to sell lingerie | false |
Why the ‘conservative’ chinese new year parade was super queer this year | false |
How long does it take mexicans to build a oh wow, they're done. | true |
Saw some snails fighting in my driveway... they were really slugging it out. | true |
How to avoid becoming a wedding horror story | false |
Microsoft's windows 10 is now running on 200 million devices | false |
Mom who got into an accident on the way to give birth is doing ok (video) | false |
Amazon resets some user passwords over fears of leak: report | false |
You know you've been trying to conceive when... | false |
What is the river of negation called? the nile | true |
I used to be a gynecologist... but after i started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home. | true |
Toni garrn is the new victoria's secret angel (photos) | false |
What's up in the sky, oh so high? a baby falling out of an airplane. | true |
Why is robert pattison so pale? there's no sunlight in the closet. | true |
Two (non-curse) words i can't stand hearing my kids say | false |
What do you call a frozen terrorist? a isilcle | true |
The secret to making 'magic mike xxl' star channing tatum strip | false |
Fear is a liar. here's how to make it honest. | false |
Uva students say banning sorority members from frat parties is 'dangerous' | false |
Judy garland's floral style...and how to get it | false |
Georgia pastor has no time for anti-lgbt hypocrites | false |
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... it was tense. | true |
I before e, except after c, or when sounding like a in words like neighbor and weigh. **weird...** | true |
Obama's state of the union speeches show his dedication to lgbt rights | false |
What does a russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days. | true |
Supreme court could give donald trump free rein to indefinitely detain immigrants | false |
Kanye west is opening up a breakfast restaurant... omelette you finish | true |
From toddler to teen in one glance out the window | false |
Son: dad, did you get shot in the army? dad: no, i only got shot in the leggy. | true |
10 food instagrammers you have to follow right now | false |
I want a house i can drive my car in you could drive from vroom to vroom. | true |
Tom price says insurers should 'dust off how they did business before obamacare' | false |
5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss | false |
How one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership | false |
I do not trust my bowels... i just think they're full of shit _ | true |
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