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Yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals.
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Hundreds break past police at hungary border for long march north
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My son wears pink: to share or not to share?
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What did stella mccartney say during a threesome? come together right now over me
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Is isis islamic? why this is the wrong question to ask
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Republicans are killing this regulation in order to save it
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What's the difference between myspace and my space? one space.
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How not to win hearts and minds in africa
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Huffpost hill - obama visits disaster area, tells it to stay the hell away from his legacy
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The best ways for freelancers to communicate with clients
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Sitting and your health: you may move more than you think (video)
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Do you think the husband of the gps lady listens to her directions?
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My tribal name is sleeps in the river... i was a bed-wetter
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Lawsuit accuses ivanka trump company of unfairly profiting from white house
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What do you call a baby muslim? a hand grenade.
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Were you raised on a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock.
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What happens when you put 1 dollar on a barbeque? dolla grills, yo
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Mike pence's daughter is 'all for' the gay bunny book that's trolling her dad
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The pros and cons of online grocery shopping
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The big problem with the term 'mass incarceration'
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Things tourists say: 5 clichés you should probably leave at home
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How did harry potter get down the hill? walked...... j.k. rolling!
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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? none of your business.
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Bugaboo stroller recall: thousands of cameleon3 strollers recalled due to fall hazard
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Meet the new moms: same as the old moms?
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The first rule of chinese whispers club is... ...don't talk about tiny whiskers grub
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Jeff sessions should support gun violence research regardless of his beliefs
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Exercise and inflammatory bowel disease: scientists find new clues
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I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness.
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Marissa mayer yahoo comeback plan hones in on technology, not media
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America's pledge: we can still reach a clean energy future
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5 tips to help you save money while traveling
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Blind man hello ladies, said the blind man as he walked by the fish market.
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How your credit score and credit report are examined by lenders
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You can now stream 'the o.c.' in its entirety on cw seed
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If i should die before i wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face.
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Arm and shoulder giant set workout and smart goal writing for dummies
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University of texas dean to leave state, citing concerns over new campus carry law
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Your partner might be to blame for your weight gain
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What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? a cannibal.
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Procrastination kid in class: hey, what does procrastination mean? me: ill tell you later
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Men are like government bonds. they take so long to mature.
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I just poked myself in the eyes... i can't see myself doing that again anytime soon.
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Why is cod like women? search and destroy.
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I can't stand pedophiles. they're fucking immature assholes.
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What was the pornstar doing in school? analogy
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I was supposed to make a mayweather joke but it ran away.
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How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine!
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Why jenner's interview makes the case for supporting transgender youth now
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Don't underestimate the gop's potential to subvert trump
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Renée zellweger is back and funnier than ever in 'bridget jones's baby' trailer
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3 spring fashion trends to buy, and 3 to skip
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Philadelphia becomes first major city to tax soda
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Congress looks like the worst group project ever.
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Two mexicans are playing call of duty... it was a juan v. juan match.
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Trump's immigration policy v.s. the soul of america
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Morning guys holy shit it's superman! - clark kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses
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Why hitler used uboots? because the enemy did nazi them coming.
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How do you brainwash a liberal? give him an enema
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Helmholtz resonators made out of lampshades, company name is silence of the lamps
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Wisconsin sends 17,000 pounds of cheese to texas for hurricane harvey victims
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Why did batman rush to the bat cave? he had to go to the bat room.
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Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak.
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What one gender-bending photographer learned from wearing other people's clothes
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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? he didn't have any debtperception.
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2 new york detectives charged in alleged rape of 18-year-old
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I heard you like wendy's?.... when deez nuts in your mouth!
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Huffpollster: americans agree with bernie sanders and ted cruz on broken government
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#nomore all of these nomore commercials make me want to punch my wife
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What goes cackle cackle boom? a witch in a minefield.
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Vegans don't beat their meat they beat their celery stick.
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The climate post: iea unveils world energy outlook 2014: looking ahead to 2040
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Strange and funny bathroom signs from around the world
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Elite daily's 25-year-old ceo: how he got zero to 40 million users in two years
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Have you senor self in a mirror lately? -mexicintervention
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Democrats urge people to keep resisting after house gop pulls obamacare repeal vote
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Final words on germanwings flight recorder: dave's not here...
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Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. they're all fake
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Blood orange recipes that are as beautiful as they are delicious
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Never trust an adam... ...because they make up everything.
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Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? he got his just desserts.
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Werner heisenberg just unveiled a new car... it comes with a gps or a speedometer, but not both.
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I lost weight: matthew quiles committed to healthy eating and lost 80 pounds
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Remember before ebola, when we just had bola? technology changes everything.
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Why are russians such bad pilots? because they're always stalin. thank you, good night.
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Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments.
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Religious freedom law protects business owner who fired trans woman, judge rules
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Why did the concrete fail at its job? it couldn't take the shear stress
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. once you hear juan you've heard jamal.
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What idiot called it best man instead of lord of the rings
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Haunting animations reveal pain of syrian refugee children
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3d fetus model: company creates realistic replicas from mri scans for pregnant women (photo)
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Evacuation safety: had to leave your home because of sandy? the next steps to take
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My ex-wife still misses america online... ...but her **a.i.m.** is getting better!
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Getting nasty with your planner won't solve wedding budget woes
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What does farm animal porn sound like? brownchickenbrowncow
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What did the gay bull say? more cowball!
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New york hopes its 'taxi of tomorrow' will compete with uber
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Hitch a ride on a hammerhead shark for a blissful ocean view
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I woke up this morning with chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. i couldn't understand it.
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