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Yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals. | true |
Hundreds break past police at hungary border for long march north | false |
My son wears pink: to share or not to share? | false |
What did stella mccartney say during a threesome? come together right now over me | true |
Is isis islamic? why this is the wrong question to ask | false |
Republicans are killing this regulation in order to save it | false |
What's the difference between myspace and my space? one space. | true |
How not to win hearts and minds in africa | false |
Huffpost hill - obama visits disaster area, tells it to stay the hell away from his legacy | false |
The best ways for freelancers to communicate with clients | false |
Sitting and your health: you may move more than you think (video) | false |
Do you think the husband of the gps lady listens to her directions? | true |
My tribal name is sleeps in the river... i was a bed-wetter | true |
Lawsuit accuses ivanka trump company of unfairly profiting from white house | false |
What do you call a baby muslim? a hand grenade. | true |
Were you raised on a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock. | true |
What happens when you put 1 dollar on a barbeque? dolla grills, yo | true |
Mike pence's daughter is 'all for' the gay bunny book that's trolling her dad | false |
The pros and cons of online grocery shopping | false |
The big problem with the term 'mass incarceration' | false |
Things tourists say: 5 clichés you should probably leave at home | false |
How did harry potter get down the hill? walked...... j.k. rolling! | true |
What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? none of your business. | true |
Bugaboo stroller recall: thousands of cameleon3 strollers recalled due to fall hazard | false |
Meet the new moms: same as the old moms? | false |
The first rule of chinese whispers club is... ...don't talk about tiny whiskers grub | true |
Jeff sessions should support gun violence research regardless of his beliefs | false |
Exercise and inflammatory bowel disease: scientists find new clues | false |
I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness. | true |
Marissa mayer yahoo comeback plan hones in on technology, not media | false |
America's pledge: we can still reach a clean energy future | false |
5 tips to help you save money while traveling | false |
Blind man hello ladies, said the blind man as he walked by the fish market. | true |
How your credit score and credit report are examined by lenders | false |
You can now stream 'the o.c.' in its entirety on cw seed | false |
If i should die before i wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face. | true |
Arm and shoulder giant set workout and smart goal writing for dummies | false |
University of texas dean to leave state, citing concerns over new campus carry law | false |
Your partner might be to blame for your weight gain | false |
What do you call a doctor who eats his vegetables? a cannibal. | true |
Procrastination kid in class: hey, what does procrastination mean? me: ill tell you later | true |
Men are like government bonds. they take so long to mature. | true |
I just poked myself in the eyes... i can't see myself doing that again anytime soon. | true |
Why is cod like women? search and destroy. | true |
I can't stand pedophiles. they're fucking immature assholes. | true |
What was the pornstar doing in school? analogy | true |
I was supposed to make a mayweather joke but it ran away. | true |
How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine! | true |
Why jenner's interview makes the case for supporting transgender youth now | false |
Don't underestimate the gop's potential to subvert trump | false |
Renée zellweger is back and funnier than ever in 'bridget jones's baby' trailer | false |
3 spring fashion trends to buy, and 3 to skip | false |
Philadelphia becomes first major city to tax soda | false |
Congress looks like the worst group project ever. | true |
Two mexicans are playing call of duty... it was a juan v. juan match. | true |
Trump's immigration policy v.s. the soul of america | false |
Morning guys holy shit it's superman! - clark kent's first day at work wearing contact lenses | true |
Why hitler used uboots? because the enemy did nazi them coming. | true |
How do you brainwash a liberal? give him an enema | true |
Helmholtz resonators made out of lampshades, company name is silence of the lamps | true |
Wisconsin sends 17,000 pounds of cheese to texas for hurricane harvey victims | false |
Why did batman rush to the bat cave? he had to go to the bat room. | true |
Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak. | true |
What one gender-bending photographer learned from wearing other people's clothes | false |
Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? he didn't have any debtperception. | true |
2 new york detectives charged in alleged rape of 18-year-old | false |
I heard you like wendy's?.... when deez nuts in your mouth! | true |
Huffpollster: americans agree with bernie sanders and ted cruz on broken government | false |
#nomore all of these nomore commercials make me want to punch my wife | true |
What goes cackle cackle boom? a witch in a minefield. | true |
Vegans don't beat their meat they beat their celery stick. | true |
The climate post: iea unveils world energy outlook 2014: looking ahead to 2040 | false |
Strange and funny bathroom signs from around the world | false |
Elite daily's 25-year-old ceo: how he got zero to 40 million users in two years | false |
Have you senor self in a mirror lately? -mexicintervention | true |
Democrats urge people to keep resisting after house gop pulls obamacare repeal vote | false |
Final words on germanwings flight recorder: dave's not here... | true |
Conspiracy theories are like moon landings. they're all fake | true |
Blood orange recipes that are as beautiful as they are delicious | false |
Never trust an adam... ...because they make up everything. | true |
Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? he got his just desserts. | true |
Werner heisenberg just unveiled a new car... it comes with a gps or a speedometer, but not both. | true |
I lost weight: matthew quiles committed to healthy eating and lost 80 pounds | false |
Remember before ebola, when we just had bola? technology changes everything. | true |
Why are russians such bad pilots? because they're always stalin. thank you, good night. | true |
Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments. | true |
Religious freedom law protects business owner who fired trans woman, judge rules | false |
Why did the concrete fail at its job? it couldn't take the shear stress | true |
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. once you hear juan you've heard jamal. | true |
What idiot called it best man instead of lord of the rings | true |
Haunting animations reveal pain of syrian refugee children | false |
3d fetus model: company creates realistic replicas from mri scans for pregnant women (photo) | false |
Evacuation safety: had to leave your home because of sandy? the next steps to take | false |
My ex-wife still misses america online... ...but her **a.i.m.** is getting better! | true |
Getting nasty with your planner won't solve wedding budget woes | false |
What does farm animal porn sound like? brownchickenbrowncow | true |
What did the gay bull say? more cowball! | true |
New york hopes its 'taxi of tomorrow' will compete with uber | false |
Hitch a ride on a hammerhead shark for a blissful ocean view | false |
I woke up this morning with chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. i couldn't understand it. | true |
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