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Muslim flight attendant says she's suspended for not serving alcohol
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Humanitarian aid hits record high, still doesn't meet growing need
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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? an arm and a leg.
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Mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns
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The man accused of groping taylor swift says he mailed the $1 he owes her
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The travel and tourism industry is poised for take-off
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What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? chicken sees a salad
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A message to trump: regime change will not work in syria
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My fedex guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and i'm the town doctor.
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How did sarah palin see russia from her house? she didn't, it was just an aleutian.
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How this inner-city baltimore principal is 'tearing down barriers' between students and police
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Spanish joke guy asks his friend como se escribe nariz en ingles? no se
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Two moms open up about how they're forming their dream family
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There is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.
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Makeup for sunburned skin: 3 tips to cover up the redness (video)
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You better take care of me lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump's tie.
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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? transginger.
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How i gave up facebook and got a life
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Jussie smollett expects lucious' stance on lgbt issues to progress on 'empire'
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Best/worst brands of the week: micro-shorts, cool science, blendr, dream-making
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You hang up no, you hang up you hang up first! - bats going to bed
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What's the difference between paul walker and my computer? i give a fuck when my computer crashes.
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What dictator had the best bureaucracy? idi admin.
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Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober
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Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't wear her seatbelt.
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What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? a *private tutor*
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Beyoncé used a famous hillary clinton quote to make a big feminist statement
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Emmanuel macron folds: i 'respect' donald trump ditching paris climate agreement
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Whats a joke so bad its funny? i just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
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I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice.
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So i worked at the usps...i'm apparently not the man for the..... the sub its named for.
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Facebook people don't like twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.
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'surviving' cook island, one of the south pacific's most desirable destinations
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Mormon leader: 'there are no homosexual members of the church'
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U.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate
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So kim jong un helps a little girl's starving family oops i put the punchline in the title
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First nighter: tracey scott wilson's 'buzzer' fizzles; 'clinton the musical' frazzles
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These two women unexpectedly found each other... and then made a beautiful family
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These drones drop life-saving medical supplies in remote areas
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Karolina kurkova in elie saab: look of the day
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Fewer people plan to shop on thanksgiving this year
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You never pay the bill unless it is a tribute to bill cosby, you rapist.
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Supreme court justices look anew at affirmative action in texas
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First nighter: edith piaf remembered in pascal rioult's revue with christine andreas
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U.n. says 300 civilians killed in u.s.-led strikes on raqqa since march
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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? they go back four seconds.
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What are the first 3 words in every authentic mexican recipe? steal a chicken
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I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! exercise
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Bernie sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave hillary clinton half the votes in iowa.
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Watch niecy nash nail the problem with the diversity conversation
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Terrifying tumbleweeds take over california city, trapping residents inside homes
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Pink claps back at troll who mocked her national anthem performance
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If you drop a white hat into the red sea, what does it become?
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Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
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What do wheat, gluten, and arkansas have in common? they're all in bread.
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Q: what do you call a snail on a ship? a: a snailor.
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Me: how old is your daughter? person: she's 31 months me: ok but like how old in minutes?
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Brad paisley reveals sex of couple's unborn baby onstage
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Why do people with ocd like family feud? because it's always black and white.
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6 dream retirement destinations in europe, now on sale
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What does a nazi reach for when he has a head cold? mein camphor
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Grace vanderwaal continues to show she's got talent with 'today' show performance
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For computer geeks. less isn't more, less is more.
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10 days in taiwan -- where to go and what to eat
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Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? he craved more risk.
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Cooking off the cuff: fava beans with your pasta – a great change from peas
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The calbuco volcano is very hot right now... but everything around it is chile.
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Wish i had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.
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Tom perriello would be a governor with a backbone
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Oc why do doctors check their patients reflexes? because they get a kick out of it
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Angelina jolie gets real about her marriage, directing and conquering fear
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5 ways to truly move on from your ex
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I held the door open for a clown. it was a nice jester.
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Jennifer holliday to join cast of 'the color purple'
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What did the frozen scientist say? it's fine, i'm 0k
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Well if trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... we'll have 2020 hindsight
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What has becoming a parent done to me?
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Parenting rules for those who don't live in the white house
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Did you hear the news about the ceo of ford? he was seen with an escort...
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Two pharaohs farted at the same time. they had a toot in common.
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What do muslim men do during foreplay? they tickle the goat under the chin.
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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? stop crying and viper your nose !
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Just instagramed picture of a dog. now i will have to eat it.
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What kids are really thinking on mother's day
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Text from missing teen's phone: 'i've killed veronica'
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Spring break adventures in the grand canyon of swamps
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What your favorite kind of cookie says about you
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Tennessee shooting suspect arrested last year at white house
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My uncle died from a turtle stampede. it was a slow death.
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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? because they are most certainly guilty.
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This diy vodka facial mist will shake up your skincare routine (video)
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Mexican word of the day... ebola today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!
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Missing in action -- where was the u.s. women's movement on justice for nabra hassanen?
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Just saw a redhead break his arm. #gingersnap
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I intend to live forever... or die trying.
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 26th
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Disney princess marriage: couples that may not have lived happily ever after
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The difference between baking powder and baking soda, explained via cookies
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7 tips for creating a killer art gallery
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