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Muslim flight attendant says she's suspended for not serving alcohol | false |
Humanitarian aid hits record high, still doesn't meet growing need | false |
How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? an arm and a leg. | true |
Mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns | false |
The man accused of groping taylor swift says he mailed the $1 he owes her | false |
The travel and tourism industry is poised for take-off | false |
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? chicken sees a salad | true |
A message to trump: regime change will not work in syria | false |
My fedex guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and i'm the town doctor. | true |
How did sarah palin see russia from her house? she didn't, it was just an aleutian. | true |
How this inner-city baltimore principal is 'tearing down barriers' between students and police | false |
Spanish joke guy asks his friend como se escribe nariz en ingles? no se | true |
Two moms open up about how they're forming their dream family | false |
There is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live. | true |
Makeup for sunburned skin: 3 tips to cover up the redness (video) | false |
You better take care of me lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands. | true |
What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump's tie. | true |
What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? transginger. | true |
How i gave up facebook and got a life | false |
Jussie smollett expects lucious' stance on lgbt issues to progress on 'empire' | false |
Best/worst brands of the week: micro-shorts, cool science, blendr, dream-making | false |
You hang up no, you hang up you hang up first! - bats going to bed | true |
What's the difference between paul walker and my computer? i give a fuck when my computer crashes. | true |
What dictator had the best bureaucracy? idi admin. | true |
Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober | true |
Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't wear her seatbelt. | true |
What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? a *private tutor* | true |
Beyoncé used a famous hillary clinton quote to make a big feminist statement | false |
Emmanuel macron folds: i 'respect' donald trump ditching paris climate agreement | false |
Whats a joke so bad its funny? i just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones | true |
I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice. | true |
So i worked at the usps...i'm apparently not the man for the..... the sub its named for. | true |
Facebook people don't like twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke. | true |
'surviving' cook island, one of the south pacific's most desirable destinations | false |
Mormon leader: 'there are no homosexual members of the church' | false |
U.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate | false |
So kim jong un helps a little girl's starving family oops i put the punchline in the title | true |
First nighter: tracey scott wilson's 'buzzer' fizzles; 'clinton the musical' frazzles | false |
These two women unexpectedly found each other... and then made a beautiful family | false |
These drones drop life-saving medical supplies in remote areas | false |
Karolina kurkova in elie saab: look of the day | false |
Fewer people plan to shop on thanksgiving this year | false |
You never pay the bill unless it is a tribute to bill cosby, you rapist. | true |
Supreme court justices look anew at affirmative action in texas | false |
First nighter: edith piaf remembered in pascal rioult's revue with christine andreas | false |
U.n. says 300 civilians killed in u.s.-led strikes on raqqa since march | false |
What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? they go back four seconds. | true |
What are the first 3 words in every authentic mexican recipe? steal a chicken | true |
I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! exercise | true |
Bernie sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave hillary clinton half the votes in iowa. | true |
Watch niecy nash nail the problem with the diversity conversation | false |
Terrifying tumbleweeds take over california city, trapping residents inside homes | false |
Pink claps back at troll who mocked her national anthem performance | false |
If you drop a white hat into the red sea, what does it become? | true |
Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth. | true |
What do wheat, gluten, and arkansas have in common? they're all in bread. | true |
Q: what do you call a snail on a ship? a: a snailor. | true |
Me: how old is your daughter? person: she's 31 months me: ok but like how old in minutes? | true |
Brad paisley reveals sex of couple's unborn baby onstage | false |
Why do people with ocd like family feud? because it's always black and white. | true |
6 dream retirement destinations in europe, now on sale | false |
What does a nazi reach for when he has a head cold? mein camphor | true |
Grace vanderwaal continues to show she's got talent with 'today' show performance | false |
For computer geeks. less isn't more, less is more. | true |
10 days in taiwan -- where to go and what to eat | false |
Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? he craved more risk. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: fava beans with your pasta – a great change from peas | false |
The calbuco volcano is very hot right now... but everything around it is chile. | true |
Wish i had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle. | true |
Tom perriello would be a governor with a backbone | false |
Oc why do doctors check their patients reflexes? because they get a kick out of it | true |
Angelina jolie gets real about her marriage, directing and conquering fear | false |
5 ways to truly move on from your ex | false |
I held the door open for a clown. it was a nice jester. | true |
Jennifer holliday to join cast of 'the color purple' | false |
What did the frozen scientist say? it's fine, i'm 0k | true |
Well if trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... we'll have 2020 hindsight | true |
What has becoming a parent done to me? | false |
Parenting rules for those who don't live in the white house | false |
Did you hear the news about the ceo of ford? he was seen with an escort... | true |
Two pharaohs farted at the same time. they had a toot in common. | true |
What do muslim men do during foreplay? they tickle the goat under the chin. | true |
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? stop crying and viper your nose ! | true |
Just instagramed picture of a dog. now i will have to eat it. | true |
What kids are really thinking on mother's day | false |
Text from missing teen's phone: 'i've killed veronica' | false |
Spring break adventures in the grand canyon of swamps | false |
What your favorite kind of cookie says about you | false |
Tennessee shooting suspect arrested last year at white house | false |
My uncle died from a turtle stampede. it was a slow death. | true |
Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? because they are most certainly guilty. | true |
This diy vodka facial mist will shake up your skincare routine (video) | false |
Mexican word of the day... ebola today he went bowling and ebola perfect game! | true |
Missing in action -- where was the u.s. women's movement on justice for nabra hassanen? | false |
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #gingersnap | true |
I intend to live forever... or die trying. | true |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 26th | false |
Disney princess marriage: couples that may not have lived happily ever after | false |
The difference between baking powder and baking soda, explained via cookies | false |
7 tips for creating a killer art gallery | false |
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